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5:00 Glenn31

(stop) PLEASE DO NOT SPEK  (stop)
(Chris) : Last time on Total Drama Action
(Chris) : The teams competed in an intense shootout
(Chris) : Eventually, the Actors managed to annihilate the Directors
(Chris) : And Beth took an all too welcomed ride in the Lame-o-sine
(Chris) : Today's challenge is going to be "explosive" to say the least
(Chris) : Will our competitors be ready for the end of the world?
(Chris) : Find out right here, right now
(Chris) : On Total
(Chris) : Drama
(Chris) : ACTION!
(music) intro  (music)
(stop) EARLY MORNING, EVERYONE IS STILL ASLEEP (stop)
(Vito) : *in his sleep* Hey now ladies, don't crowd, there's plenty to go around *snore*

you can talk... 5:03 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Zzzz
(Gwen) : *mumbling in sleep*

5:04 Glenn31

(Owen) : *is lying on his stomach, his back is all that's keeping Scott's bed held up*

5:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Snoring n shit*

5:04 Glenn31

(Owen) : *starts breathing violently and Scott's bed starts shaking*

5:04 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : ???

5:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : AAJSHJKDHJEKFH *Falls off*

5:04 Lettucecow

(vin) *talking in his sleep* zzzzz...no..no..beth...no...please..don't kill me with your ugliness...I'll pay you..

5:04 TrueCobalion

(trent) : Zzz

5:05 Glenn31

(stop) GROUND STARTS SHAKING  (stop)

5:05 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *wakes up* Wha!?

5:05 Glenn31

(stop) LOUD RUMBLING NOISES  (stop)

5:05 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : The fuck!?

5:05 Lettucecow

(vin) *flips out of his bed and faceplants on the floor*

5:05 Glenn31

(stop) TORNADO SIRENS IN THE DISTANCE  (stop)

5:05 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : EARTH QUAKE!!!!

5:05 Glenn31

(Mike) : EARTHQUAKE!!!!

5:05 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Tornado!?

5:05 Glenn31

(Mike) : *opens the door and runs out*
(Lindsay) : AAAAAAH!

5:05 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *jumps through the window*

5:05 Lettucecow

(COOPER) OH DEAR LORD! WE'RE GONNA DIE! *runs around hysterically and runs into the wall by accident*

5:05 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *opens the door and runs out*

5:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Pushes Vin out of the way* I GO FIRST!

5:06 Lettucecow

(cooper) *stats flipping out*
(Cody) *walks up to cooper, and slaps him repeatedly*

5:06 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Oh my god!!!!

5:06 Glenn31

(Lindsay) : *stands in the doorframe*

Who's subbing for Boys? 5:06 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Waaaaaaa-

5:06 Lettucecow

(Cooper) *calms down* Phew, sorry. *runs out the door with everyone else*

5:06 Glenn31

(Owen) : *dives under the trailer*

5:07 Lettucecow

(DJ) *puts his momma's fresh ground pussy in a bag and runs out*

boys told me to

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5:07 Glenn31

(stop) EARTHQUAKE STOPS  (stop)
(chris) : *is standing in front of the trailers* Good morning, survivors!
(Mike) : Wha?

5:07 Lettucecow

(vin) That was anticlimactic.

5:08 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : What the fuck was that, Crist?
  • Chris

The Villainous Vulture has left the chat. 5:08 Glenn31

(Chris) : Today's challenge is to survive THE END OF THE WOOOOORLD!

VV nuuu 5:08 Lettucecow

(cooper) We're alive? Okay

5:08 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : NOOOOO

5:08 Lettucecow

(cody) Cliche.

5:08 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : The worlds gonna end!?
(Gwen) : Meh. Seen worse

5:08 Glenn31

(Chris) : Not really, but the challenge today is based off the idea

5:08 Lettucecow

(vin)  (you don't say)

5:08 Glenn31

(Chris) : But, since I didn't feed you yesterday, the end of the world will resume after breakfast

^ love dat line 5:09 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *facepalm*

5:09 Glenn31

(Owen) : Food! *runs to the food tent*

5:09 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *runs to food tent*
(Gwen) : *walks to food tent*

5:09 Lettucecow

(cooper) *walks to food tent*

5:10 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : What are we gonna eat before this so called end of the world Chef?

5:10 Glenn31

(Lindsay) : Wow Chef, this actually looks like nice Porridge

5:10 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : I think thats not porridge...

5:10 Glenn31

(Chef) : *laughing hysterically* Porridge AHAHAHAHAHAH!

5:10 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : What is-

5:10 Lettucecow

(cooper) *sorting his foods into different sides of his dish and a piece of it jumps off his plate* Um..Is this healthy?

5:10 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *walks into the tent, all sad and stuff*

5:10 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *takes "porridge"*
(Trent) : *takes "porridge"*

5:11 Glenn31

(Lindsay) : *Sits down beside Owen and Scott* Hey guys

5:11 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *begins to eat*

5:11 Glenn31

(Owen) : Hi Lindsay. You gonna eat that?

5:11 Lettucecow

(vin) *this piece starts squeezing vin's head and biting him*

5:11 Glenn31

(Scott) : *eating porridge*

5:11 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *trying to eat iit*

5:11 Lettucecow

(vin) **** **** **** !
(cody) Is this thing even a documented animal species?

5:11 Glenn31

(Owen) : *even eats the plate* Seconds, please!
(Owen) : *looks at Vin* You gonna eat that?

5:12 Lettucecow

(vin) GET IT OFFA ME

5:12 Glenn31

(Owen) : *eats is off Vin's head*

5:12 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *begins to puke*
(Gwen) : Tastes like fucking shit!

5:12 Lettucecow

(vin) Thanks.

5:12 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *about to puke*

5:13 Glenn31

(Owen) : *coughs up a hair*
(Dakota) : *drinking Starbucks*

5:13 Lettucecow

(cooper) *finds a bloody finger in his food*

5:13 Glenn31

(Mike) : Uh, where'd she get that?

5:13 Lettucecow

(cooper) ...

5:14 Glenn31

(Dakota) : Daddy had it sent in for me. Yeet!

5:14 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *begins to vomit on Gwen*

5:14 Lettucecow

(cooper) *projectile vomits into dakota's face and faints*

5:14 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : >.>

5:14 Glenn31

(Dakota) : I CAN'T EVEN!!!!
(Dawn) : I can't eat this, I know for a fact it's alive. *poking her porridge*
(Eva) : *grunts*
(Zoey) : *sigh*

5:15 Lettucecow

(DJ) *eating a bag of momma's fresh ground pussy*

TrueCobalion has joined the chat. 10:24 Glenn31 anyway 10:24 TrueCobalion The damn wikia 10:24 Glenn31

(stop) TORNADO SIRENS  (stop)

10:24 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Not again...

10:24 Glenn31

(stop) THE TENT IS LIFTED INTO THE AIR  (stop)
(Mike) : 0-0

10:24 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : What the!?

10:24 Lettucecow

(vin) OF COURSE.. 

10:24 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *looks down*
(Gwen) : Holy shit

10:24 Glenn31

(Lindsay) : Bye tent!  (wave)

they're still on the ground idiots ^_^ 10:24 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : We're flying up!!!
  • oh*

10:25 Lettucecow

(cooper) Hm. This doesn't look that good for our safety.

10:25 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *rewinds*
(Gwen) : The tent's flying!?

10:25 Lettucecow

(Cody) *facepalm*

10:25 Glenn31

(Mike) : *finds a hat and puts it on*

10:25 Lettucecow

(cody) You can clearly see that it's just fans pushing against the tent right?

10:25 Glenn31

(Manitoba) : Alright mates, in the event of a Twister, the best thing to do is hide in a light trailer!

10:26 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : No

10:26 Glenn31

(Stop) All the Actors go to the trailer  (STOP)

10:26 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *conf* Does this even count as a conf!?
(Gwen) : *conf* Too crowded...

10:26 Lettucecow

(cooper) How did we teleport from the tent again?

10:26 Glenn31 Cooper's a director, bae 10:26 Lettucecow oh. I thought you meant actors as contestants xD 10:27 Glenn31

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(Mike) : I think we should be safe in here

10:27 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Wait, where do we go!?
(Gwen) : *digs a hole* Screw you guys! I'm hiding in here!

10:27 Glenn31

(Owen) : *farts*

10:27 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *jumps in hole*

10:28 Glenn31

(Mike) : OH NO!

10:28 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *giggle*

10:28 Glenn31

(Zoey) : OWEN YOU BIG FAT FUCKING IDIOT! WE'RE ALL GONNA SUFFOCATE

10:28 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *runs into the hole*

10:28 Glenn31

(stop) THE TRAILER IS LIFTED INTO THE AIR  (stop)

10:28 Lettucecow um true 10:28 Glenn31

(Mike) : AAAAHHHH! *hits his head off a bed and gets k'od*

10:28 Lettucecow trent and gwen are directors 10:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Great. -_-

10:29 Glenn31 they're not with the actors

(Owen) : *falls on top of Scott*

10:29 Lettucecow oh lel 10:29 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : The actors are now birds.

10:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : FUCK

10:29 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Flying trailers

10:29 Glenn31

(Lindsay) : *hanging on for dear life* THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME I LOST MY MIRROR! AAAAAH!
(Mal) : *wakes up, his hair is up like Mike's*

10:30 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Thats something you don't see anyday

10:30 Glenn31

(Mal) : WOAH!

10:30 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Or do you? :o

10:30 Glenn31

(Mal) : I mean uh... *pretending to be Mike* AAAAAAAAAH!

10:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : OWEN! GET. OFF. ME.

10:30 Glenn31

(Owen) : *gets thrown to the other side of the trailer and crushes Zoey*
(Zoey) :  D:
(Mal) : *pretending to be Mike* *helps Scott up*

10:31 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Thanks?

10:31 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *climbs up the hole*

10:31 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Conf* That was weird

10:31 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : I need a better view

10:31 Glenn31

(Mal) : *conf* Normally, I should only come out at night. Guess I'm in control now. *manical laughing*

10:32 Lettucecow lag test 10:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Outside Mal's Conf* SHUT IT, MIKE!

10:33 Glenn31

(Mal) : *as Mike* Everyone hang on! We're going down!

10:33 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Holy crap!
(Trent) : *runs away*

10:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : NO NO NO

10:34 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Wait! Trent!
(Gwen) : Tre- *looks up*
(Gwen) : HEIE(#EMK(#@MI( *jumps into the hole*

10:34 Glenn31

(Mal) : *a knife falls out from under Vin's pillow and he quickly pockets it before anyone notices* Perfect.
(stop) THE TRAILER LANDS ON TOP OF THE HOLE GWEN AND TRENT ARE IN  (Stop)

10:35 The Villainous Vulture What fucking movie is this anyway? 10:35 TrueCobalion

  • I thought trent got out of the hole and ran away?*
(Gwen) : Fuck, I'm stuck *begins trying to dig a path*

10:35 Glenn31

(Mal) : *stumbles out*

10:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Crawls out* Ow...

10:36 Glenn31

(Owen) : *falls out and Zoey is seen stuck to his back*
(Zoey) : *in a state of shock*

10:36 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Oh my god!!!

10:36 Glenn31

(Lindsay) : I was flying! *hops out of the trailer* Let's do it again
(stop) LAVA STARTS FLOWING TOWARDS EVERYBODY  (stop)

10:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Pushes Lindsay out of his way* NO!

10:37 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *digs out*

10:37 Glenn31

(Mal) : 0-0

10:37 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Fuck not again

10:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : 0-0 *Pulls Lindsay back in front of him*

10:37 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *runs out of the hole with Trent*

10:37 Glenn31

(Mal) : *climbs on to the roof of the trailer*

10:37 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *climbs on the roof with Mal*

10:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Climbs up*

10:37 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *trying to climb on the roof*

10:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Attempting to climb but is a weak mofo*

10:38 Glenn31

(Mal) : *As Mike* Oh, hi Gwen!  :)

10:38 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Hi Mike...

10:38 Glenn31

(Mal) : *helps Dave up*

10:38 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *almost up the ledge*

10:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Thanks

10:38 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Someone!

10:38 The Villainous Vulture

(dAVE) : *Kicks Trent down* Nope.

10:39 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *falls and burns his ass on the lava*

10:39 Glenn31

(Mal) : *kicks Trent off the ledge and casually throws Gwen into the lava*

10:39 The Villainous Vulture Too late 10:39 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : HOLY FUCKING SHIAHWISJWIDOKFEH

10:39 The Villainous Vulture Dave kicked him already 10:39 Glenn31

(Owen) : *stands in the lava* OW OW OW OW OW! Wait, it's just fruit juice

10:39 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : What do you mean, owen???

10:39 Glenn31

(Mal) : *as Mike* It's orange juice!
(Mal) : *as Mike* And a lot of it

10:40 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *begins drinking the juice*
(Gwen) : THIRSTY!!!

10:40 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I bet you are.

Giggity 10:40 Glenn31

(Chris) : *over the PA* THE LAWYERS SAID WE COULDN'T USE REAL LAVA! FIRST TEAM TO MAKE IT TO THE SAFE ZONE AT THE AWARDS CEREMONY WINS!
(Mal) : *runs lf*

10:41 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *runs*
(Trent) : *runs*

10:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Jumps in and runs like a bitch*

10:41 Glenn31

(Mal) : *trips up Gwen*

10:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Hops on Owen's shoulders* GO!

10:41 TrueCobalion

(gwen) : Ow!

10:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : THERE'S PIZZA AT THE END

10:41 Lettucecow

  • vin, cooper, and cody run out of the tent and towards the awards ceremony*

10:41 Glenn31

(Mal) : Come on Svetlana!

10:41 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *runs*

10:41 Glenn31

(Lindsay) : *runs*

10:41 TrueCobalion

(gwen) : *running*

10:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : OWEN! PIZZA!

10:41 Glenn31

(Owen) : PIZZAA!!!! *runs lf*

10:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Pushes Gwen over and continues running*

10:42 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *Grabs on Owen* Shortcut...

10:42 Glenn31

(Owen) : *runs onto the stage*

10:42 Lettucecow

(DJ) *already at the awards ceremony sitting on chair eating a plate of momma fresh ground pussy*  (Derp)

10:42 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Riding on Owen's shoulders and kicks Trent off*

10:42 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Stahp! *runs to ceremony*

10:42 Glenn31 no. 10:42 Lettucecow xD Just wanted to see 10:42 Glenn31

(Chris) : ATROCIOUS ACTORS WIN!

10:42 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *runs to ceremony*
(Gwen) : Ugh

10:42 Glenn31

(Owen) : We won?! WE WON!

10:42 Lettucecow

(vin)  >:/

10:42 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Yes!

10:42 Lettucecow

(Cooper) Well.

10:42 Glenn31

(Chris) : Directors, elimination is in one hour

10:42 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Laughs at Vin while on Owen's shoulders*

10:43 Lettucecow

(cody) That sucked

10:43 Glenn31

(stop) ABOUT 10 MINUTES LATER  (stop)
(Chef) : *secures the trailer back where it should be*

10:43 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Ohh...

10:44 Lettucecow

(vin) *goes into his bed* Uh.. where the hell is my knife?

10:44 Glenn31

(Mal) : *doing something with the drawer under his bed*

10:44 Lettucecow

(cody) I dunno?

10:44 Glenn31

(Mal) : *as Mike* You ok, Vin?

10:44 Lettucecow

(vin) Someone took my knife.

10:44 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : I dunno either.

10:44 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Probably ran away because it was tired of slitting your wrists.

10:44 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : I wasn't with ya

10:44 Glenn31 ^ ^^^ 10:44 Lettucecow

(vin) *scowls at dave*

10:44 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Grins*

10:45 Lettucecow

(cooper) Did you misplace it?

10:45 Glenn31

(Mal) : *as Mike* Somebody must have stolen it while we were in here earlier!

10:45 Lettucecow

(cody) Yeah..

10:45 Glenn31

(Mal) : *as Mike* It could be any of us

10:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Vin, Mike's an idiot, don't listen to him
(Scott) : You probably dropped it during the challenge

10:45 Glenn31

(Mal) : *under his breath* Idiot, huh?

10:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Yes, an idiot.
(Scott) : Mumbled quieter next time.

10:46 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* Hmm.. Interesting the last time things went missing..uh..Hmm..I think I'm getting an idea..

10:46 Glenn31

(Mal) : *conf* *carves "Looking for something, Vin?" into the dress table* Stealing stuff probably seems pretty stupid of a plan, but wait until you see where I'm taking it!

10:46 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *conf* We sucked... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh-

10:46 Glenn31

(Mal) : *as Mike* What kind of idea, Cody?

10:47 Lettucecow that was in conf lel 10:47 Glenn31 oh

£

e.e 10:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : If someone DID steal it
(Scott) : Who'd be the most likely

10:47 Lettucecow

(vin) *conf* When I find whoever stole my knife, they're gonna get it. it's very important to me.

10:47 Glenn31

(Mal) : *as Mike* I bet it was Cody *he's not there atm*

10:47 Lettucecow

(cody) *comes back from the conf*
(vin) *conf* Um..CARVINGS! AH HAH! Who did it?
(cooper) They might not have stole anything, we seem like nice people.

10:48 Glenn31

(Mal) : *whistles*
(Mal) : *as Mike* You'd be surprised. People would do ANYTHING to get rid of anyone

10:49 Lettucecow

(vin) *bursts out of the conf*

10:49 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Cooper, you're a moron if you think WE'RE nice.

10:49 Lettucecow

(cooper) I've only been here for 2 days.

10:49 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *Conf* What the???

10:49 Lettucecow

(cooper) Give me a break

10:49 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *conf* That's not me

10:49 Glenn31

(stop) SCENE CUTS TO AWARDS CEREMONY  (stop)

10:49 Lettucecow

(vin) ALRIGHT. SOMEONE IS A WISE GUY IN THE CONF.

10:49 Glenn31

(music) GILDED CHRIS AWARDS THEME  (music)

Vote in my PM Beth (OUT) Cody Dawn Eva Gwen Izzy Cooper Trent Vin True 10:50 TrueCobalion ? 10:50 Glenn31 your vote :3 10:50 TrueCobalion I voted 10:50 Glenn31

(Chris) : Before I read out the votes, does anybody have an immunity idol they'd like to hand up?

10:51 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : We don't have those yet!?

10:51 Glenn31

(Chris) : Ya never know

10:51 Lettucecow

(vin) Sadly not.

10:51 Glenn31

(Mal) : *conf* That reminds me....

10:51 TrueCobalion Brb 10:51 Glenn31

(Chris) : Alright, the Gilded Chris' go to
(Chris) :  (Trent)
(Chris) :  (Izzy)
(Chris) :  (Cooper)
(Chris) :  (Cody)

10:52 Lettucecow

(cOOPER) YAY! I'm safe!

10:52 Glenn31

(Chris) :  (Vin)
(Chris) :  (Dawn)

10:52 Lettucecow

(Vin) *smirks*

10:52 Glenn31

(Chris) :  (Gwen) and  (Eva)
(Chris) : I don't know why either of you are here, to be honest
(Chris) : But there is only one Gilded Chris, and there is only one of you staying for another day
(Chris) : That person is
(Chris) :  (Eva) ! *Tosses the Chris to Eva*
(Eva) : *grunts and takes the award*
(Chris) : Gwen, any final words?
(Chris) : None?
(Lindsay) : Bye Jen!  (derp)

10:54 Lettucecow

(vin) Can she give me back my knife now?

10:54 Glenn31

(Gwen) : I don't have your knife

10:54 Lettucecow

(vin) Wa..Oh..Sorry for voting you off then, wait actually nevermind, i can care less.

10:55 Glenn31

(Gwen) : So you DO care?
(Mal) : *as Mike* If you can care less, it means you care

10:55 Lettucecow

(cody) *facepalm*
(vin) Meh.

10:55 Glenn31

(Gwen) : *gets into the Lame-o-sine*
(Mal) : *conf* Gwen isn't my MAIN target, so to speak. Right now, I want to take out the biggest threat I'll face. And that person is.... Scott.
(Chris) : Another one bites the dust!
(Chris) : Who'll we see walk the Red Carpet of Loserdom next time?
(Chris) : You'll have to watch to find out
(Chris) : On Total
(Chris)  :D rama
(Chris) : ACTION!

10:56 The Villainous Vulture Fail 10:57 Glenn31

(Stop) THIS EPISODE HAS ENDED  (stop)

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