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(stop) PLEASE DO NOT TALK (stop)

(Don) : Last time on The Ridonculous Race
(Don) : We stopped off in Rome, where Dave formed a truce with Emma
(Don) : But is it genuine? Probably not
(Don) : While our teams raced on chariots to the Vatican, Jared and Cody took a detour and somehow acquired an assault helicopter
(Don) : Our lawyers have told us we can't air the footage of them kidnapping the pope on television, so I'll just tell you it happened
(Don) : We've only 5 episodes left and 6 teams vying for the million dollar prize
(Don) : Who will bite the metaphorical dust next? Find out tonight on
(Don) : The Ridonculous Race!
(music) INTRO  (music)
(stop) SPEK  (stop)

11:48 TrueCobalion

(jo) *pfft because thats what she does*

11:48 Lettucecow Jay: *still scorched* What.the.hell. 11:48 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Sitting there with no personality*

11:48 Lettucecow

  • (jay)

11:49 Glenn31

(Amy) : *still trying to figure out exactly what the fuck happened last episode*

11:49 Lettucecow

(Jay) *conf* Well...I warned everyone about jared about 17 episodes ago soo,....yeah
(Mickey) *conf* rest in peace luigi...

11:49 Glenn31

(Amy) : So they just... kidnapped him?
(Zoey) : Don't speak to me

11:50 Lettucecow

(Skipp) I'MSOCONFUSED.

11:50 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : If I had to guess, the pope's been sold on the black market by now

11:50 TrueCobalion

(brick) That was such a climactic turn of events last time!

11:50 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *wrestling a tree to remind the viewing audience that she and Brianna are somehow still on this show*

11:50 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *conf* I lied! Escort Mission abort! Eeeeee! *hides under something*

11:50 Glenn31

(Amy) : Dave, can we talk?

11:51 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I'd rather not, but sure.

11:51 Glenn31

(Amy) : So that truce with Emma. Is that serious?

11:51 TrueCobalion

(jo) *jogging around the plane seats*

11:51 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Shrugs* Maybe
(Dave) : Maybe not, I don't know.

11:51 Glenn31

(Amy) : Well if you want to get rid of her, you need to do it soon

11:52 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I'll just use it for whatever it's most useful for.

11:52 Glenn31

(Amy) : If they end up in the finals with you, they could win

11:52 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Besides, everyone knows Brianna and Bianca are going today anyway

11:52 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *conf* Six of us left, I don't know if we can win this.

11:52 Lettucecow

(mickey) *conf* I can't believe we made it this far!

11:52 Glenn31

(Amy) :Who?

11:52 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* me either.

11:52 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Exactly.

11:52 Glenn31

(Emma) : *conf* The final 6. And here I thought we wouldn't even make it out of Canada

11:53 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* It's probably bianca and brianna next, then we're done like dinner in front of owen

11:53 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *taking selfies in the conf* So have we got a game plan?

11:53 Lettucecow

(mickey) *conf* Maybe not...

11:53 Glenn31

(Emma) : *conf* Mhm. No more distractions. Dave isn't our priority anymore. Winning is
(Kitty) : *conf* But isn't Dave what's stopping us from winning?
(Emma) : *conf* You're right. If Dave gets in our way, THEN he's a priority
(Kitty) : *confused selfie*

11:54 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *conf* I thought we'd be screwed in Oslo, but we're not

11:54 Glenn31

(Don) : Alright
(Don) : Has EVERYONE been interviewed by the police?

11:54 Lettucecow

(mickey) yes...

11:54 TrueCobalion

(Jo) I think so

11:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Yep.

11:54 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *hides so the cops can't see her*

11:54 TrueCobalion

(Brick) Yes sir!

11:54 Glenn31

(Don) : Then we're good to go

11:55 Lettucecow

(jay) should they start moving luigi's mutilated corpse off the road or....what

11:55 Glenn31

(Don) : Our next destination is only a short hop skip and a jump away, so you won't be flying today
(Mario) : *mourning over the corpse*
(Zoey) : Did he just say hop skip and a jump

11:56 TrueCobalion

(Jo) Hasn't luigi been dead!?

11:56 Lettucecow

(mickey) we're going to have to hop skip and jump
(jay) but over luigi's corpse...
(mickey) yep.

11:56 Glenn31 (Emma shit 11:56 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *trips over Luigi's corpse*

11:56 Glenn31

(Emma) : Let's get this over with

11:56 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Why does everyone here care so much about some random guy that Jared killed?

11:56 Glenn31

(Don) : First team to depart are Athletic Overachieves Brick and Jo

11:57 TrueCobalion

(Jo) Yes

11:57 Glenn31

(Tip) : Get to Mount. Olympus in Greece
(Don) : Next are Thai Thots Emma and Kitty

11:57 TrueCobalion

(Brick) Are there gods!? Then he will be my real general!

11:58 Glenn31

(Emma) : Excuse me?
(Amy) : *totally didn't add that to the script*
(Emma) : *grumbles and takes the tip*
(Don) : Leaving next are the twins

11:59 Lettucecow

(mickey) *Looks at the tip* oh no.....Greece is Olympics...which means...SPORTS!
(jay) *grabs mickey and starts walking* oh jeez
(mickey) *conf* I have extra lactic acid buildup, hemophila, and asthma....
(jay) *conf* this is gonna be fun.

11:59 Glenn31

(Don) : Next are the beauty queen and her ugly stepsister, Amy and Zoey
(Amy) : *Totally added that to the script*

12:00 TrueCobalion

(Jo) something is telling me that we'll be doing olympics

12:00 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *flips her pigtails, takes the tip and whores on*

12:00 TrueCobalion SHIT forgot to add to conf 12:00 Glenn31

(Don) : Next are the Villainous Duo

12:01 Lettucecow

(skipp) WHOISTHAT?

12:01 Glenn31

(Don) : You.

12:01 Lettucecow

(skipp) OH.

12:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Grabs the tip* Um, we're in Italy. How are we supposed to get to Greece?

12:01 Lettucecow

(skipp) *conf* WHYAREWEEVIL?EMMAMUCHMEANERTHENUS

12:01 Glenn31

(Don) : *shrugs* idk how do people normally get to Greece from Italy?

12:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : ... Fuck it we're stealing a boat. *Walks away*

12:02 Lettucecow

(skipp) ALRIGHTY

12:02 Glenn31

(Don) : And our least favorite gal pals are the last team to depart
(Brianna) : *sips iced tea and takes that tip*
(Bianca) : ONWARDS MY NOBLE STEED! WE WILL WIN THIS GAME FOR THE AMAZONIAN WARRIOR QUEEN INSIDE EACH AND EVERY WOMAN! *rides off on a tree*

12:03 TrueCobalion

(Jo) ...

12:03 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : ...

12:03 Glenn31

(Emma) : Y'know what

12:03 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *kicks someone out of their car and begins to start the engine*

12:03 Glenn31

(Emma) : I'm not even gonna ask

12:04 TrueCobalion

(Brick) Jo is this safe sir

12:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Pulls out a hammer and hits someone in a boat over the head* This is ours now.

12:04 TrueCobalion

(Jo) Safe? Safety is for pussies.

12:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Throws the guy's body into the ocean*

12:04 Glenn31

(Amy) : *carjacks someone and heads for a ferry terminal? idfk*

12:04 TrueCobalion

(Brick) Ok

12:04 Glenn31

(Emma) : *passes over Dave in a hot air balloon*

12:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Skipp, get in the boat.

12:04 Lettucecow

(skipp) *jumps in*

12:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Le speds off*

12:05 Glenn31

(Emma) : Kitty! We need to go faster

12:05 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *drives to the ferry, while running over eighteen people*

12:05 Lettucecow

(mickey) *him and jay are laying down in folding chairs on a small yacht* Helping the famous luigi morelli has it's perks...I guess

12:05 Glenn31

(Kitty) : It doesn't go faster
(Emma) : (Twitch

12:05 Lettucecow

(jay) except his dead.

12:05 Glenn31 shit

(Emma) :  (Twitch)

12:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *The boat passes them asian whores* HAH!

12:06 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *sailing across the Mediterranean on her lumber speedboat* FOR FEMINISM!

12:06 Lettucecow

(mickey) well yes, but we're certainly keeping his memory alive. *sips a drink out of coconut*

12:06 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *drives into the sea*
(Brick) JO WHY DO YOU DO THIS

12:06 Glenn31

(Bianca) : DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY! *snipes Skipp with a paintball gun*

12:06 Lettucecow

(skipp) YYYYYAAAAYYYI'MPURPLENOW
(SKIPP) *falls on the boat,knocked out*

12:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Catches him* NOPE! *pulls him back in*

12:07 Lettucecow

(Jay) *him and mickey's cruise ship passes dave and skipp*

12:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Strapes Skipp down*

12:07 Glenn31

(Emma) : *tosses an anchor that wraps around the edge of Dave's boat* We're allies now, so it's only fair that he helps us out

12:07 Lettucecow

(mickey) Hi! 

12:07 Glenn31

(Kitty) : :3
  • the anchor's tied to the balloon btw*

12:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Who ever said we were allies?

12:07 Glenn31

(Emma) : YOU CAN'T HEAR US FROM UP HERE

12:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : YES I CAN!

12:07 Glenn31

(Emma) : o
(Emma) : WELL THANKS FOR THE BOOST  (WAVE)

12:08 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *drives underwater*

12:08 Lettucecow

(jay) *Gags mickey while their boat passes dave n' skipp* you can't say that, they're right in a middle of a fight, they don't even hear us

12:08 TrueCobalion

(Jo) GURGLE GURGLE

12:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Throws the anchor into the water* I never said I'd HELP you!

12:08 Glenn31

(Bianca) : YOU WILL PAY FOR HAVING TESTICLES! *snipes Dave*
(Emma) : r00d

12:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets hit in the face* BITCH!

12:08 Glenn31

(Emma) : ONWARD

brb 12:09 The Villainous Vulture I love how she says onward but her anchor is in the mediterranian ocean That balloon is sinking tbh 12:09 TrueCobalion ^ 12:09 The Villainous Vulture RIP Emma and Kitty Drowned in Wop-land 12:09 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *drives out of the water* AHH AN OCTOPUS IN THE BOAT! *gets covered in ink*

12:09 Lettucecow

(jay) *gets out a megahorn and starts yelling to dave* Hello! If you guys need help with emma and kitty, just ask us! we wanna ally with the strongest pair! *gets another coconut drink from a waiter*

12:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Think you could give us a lift?

12:10 Lettucecow

(jay) Sure!
(mickey) what are we doing?
(jay) it's called an alliance mickey
(mickey) ohhhhh, alrighty. *helps dave and skipp up*

12:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Sweet

12:10 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *throws octopus onto Jay and Mickey's ship* OOPS!

12:10 Lettucecow waiter: coconut drink? Mickey:..... 12:11 TrueCobalion

(Brick) Oops? Really?

12:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Punches the octopus back at jo*

12:11 Lettucecow

(jay) ....
(jay) it's...
(mickey) its...

12:11 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *completely covered in ink*

12:11 Lettucecow

(mickey) the suitcase OCTOPUS!
(mickey) *starts having a panic attack and runs into a wall*
(jay) I was gonna say they're gonna start grilling shrimp, but okay

12:12 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : HOW DID YOU EVEN GET AN OCTOPUS?! THIS IS THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO RESPECTS GEOGRAPHY?!

12:12 Glenn31

(STOP) EVERYONE HAS ARRIVED AT MOUNT OLUMPIS  (stop)
(Don) : *wearing a toga* Welcome to Mount Olympus!  (:D)

12:12 TrueCobalion Olumpis 12:12 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets dere first with Skipp, Jay and Mickey* Oh good.

12:12 Lettucecow

(jay) How did we get to a mountain? we came on a cruise ship.

12:12 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *drives into a rock* SHIT THAT WAS GROSS

12:12 The Villainous Vulture But seriously how are Emma and Kitty not full of water by now? 12:12 Glenn31 idfk 12:12 Lettucecow

(jay) am I the only one who respects geography?

12:13 Glenn31

(Emma) : *arrives kinda wet* DAVE MADE ME WET!

12:13 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Flicks Jay*

12:13 Lettucecow

(Jay) what?

12:13 Glenn31

(Amy) : same

12:13 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I already said that.

12:13 Lettucecow

(jay) oh.

12:13 Glenn31

(Don) : Today's main challenge is an All-In

12:13 TrueCobalion

(Jo) All-in, shit

12:13 Lettucecow

(mickey) please don't be sports...please don't be sports

12:13 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Oh yey.

12:13 Glenn31

(Don) : Each team will recieve a baton with their team's color on it

12:13 Lettucecow

(jay) we have colors
  • ?

12:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I assume ours is red because we're just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO evil, right?

12:14 Glenn31

(Don) : Orange for Sisters, Blue for Twins, Green for Dave and Skipp, Red for Amy and Zoey, Pink for Bianca and Brianna and Grey for Brick and Jo

12:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Oh wow, nevermind.

12:14 TrueCobalion

(Brick) Gray, dull
(Jo) It matches our clothing, Brick.

12:15 Glenn31

(Amy) : Don't worry Dave. Neon Green is still such an evil color

12:15 Lettucecow

(jay) alrighty, I'll do this while mickey dies.

12:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Amy. Guess what.

12:15 Lettucecow

(mickey) gotcha! I'll tend you when I'm gonna pass out

12:15 Glenn31

(Don) : *pops up beside Jay* Do you not understand the term "All-In"?

12:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Leans in close to Amy* Hey, fuck you.
(Dave) : *Turns back and goes to where Skipp is again*

12:15 Lettucecow

(jay) I understand the term dragging, does that help?

12:16 Glenn31

(Amy) : If you really want to, but I dumped you years ago
(Zoey) : Ooooooh

12:16 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *picks up Brick* Is this legal

12:16 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Claps* You have basic human memory. Congrats.

12:16 Glenn31

(Don) : You will be participating in a Relay race
(Don) : Each member of a team must run half the distance from here to the Necropolis in Athens
(Don) : Once the first runner has reached halfway, they must hand the baton to their partner, who will continue to the finish line
(Don) : First to arrive gets a pat on the back
(Don) : Last to arrive, well, you don't want to be that guy

12:17 Lettucecow

(mickey) ohhhhhh no....

12:17 Glenn31

(Bianca) : OR GIRL
(Don) : *sighs* Or girl

12:17 Lettucecow

(jay) Alright, you go first. I'll pick it up after you pass out

12:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Bianca, aren't you DATING a psychotic racist misogynist murderer?

12:18 Glenn31

(Brianna) : I'll go first
(Bianca) : FOR VAGINAS! *leaves for the halfway mark*

12:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : K.

12:18 Lettucecow

(jay) Did we....even start?

12:18 Glenn31

(Don) : GO!

12:18 TrueCobalion

(Brick) I go one half

12:18 Glenn31

(Amy) : *runs af*

12:18 Lettucecow

(Skipp) I'MGONNAGO! *sanic speeds*

12:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Skipp, you run first!

12:18 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *darts off*

12:18 Lettucecow

(mickey) *starts jogging*

12:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Oh.
(Dave) : Wait, how do we keep up with them?

12:19 Glenn31

(Don) : The magic of television

12:19 Lettucecow

(mickey) *coughing* ugh...lactic...acid...buildup....

12:19 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Oh, okay then.

12:19 Lettucecow

(mickey) *choking* asthma....

12:19 Glenn31

(Brianna) : *running like a basic white bitch*

12:19 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Walks up to an intern, takes his segway and goes tbh*
(Dave) : See ya, Don!

12:19 Lettucecow

(mickey) *cuts himself on his shirt somehow* HEMOPHILIA!

12:20 Glenn31

(Don) By- HEY THAT'S MINE

12:20 TrueCobalion

(Brick) Is there l-l-l-l-lava near Necropolis?

12:20 Glenn31

(Don) : What I forgot to mention was
(Don) : Mount Olympus is over 350km from Athens
(Don) : On foot, this should take about 7 hours

12:21 Lettucecow

(mickey) *bleeding,coughing, and choking at the same time*

12:21 Glenn31

(Don) : Oh, my mistake

12:21 TrueCobalion

(Jo) SEVEN HOURS!?

12:21 Glenn31

(Don) : 70 hours

12:21 TrueCobalion

(Jo) SEVENTY!? Fuck this.

12:21 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Segways back* Yeah I'll just wait for the magic of television to kick in.

12:21 TrueCobalion

(Brick) Hey I found a chariot!

12:21 Lettucecow

(mickey) well...at least I have insomnia...so I can't fall asleep...

12:21 Glenn31

(Don) : *the magic of television kicks in and everyone is almost halfway*

12:22 Lettucecow

(mickey) *literally crawling*

12:22 TrueCobalion

(Jo) MUSH, BUM! You have the baton! So you are the front!

12:22 Lettucecow

(jay) How is he still alive?

12:22 Glenn31

(Amy) : *runs up to Zoey and passes the baton* 35 HOURS!

12:22 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *Lots of grunting*

12:22 Glenn31

(Zoey) : kthxbye *gone*

12:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Segways up to Skipp* Hand it over, bro

12:22 Lettucecow

(mickey) *faints right on jay's shoes, holding up the batan* ...
(skipp) *gives it up*

12:23 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *panting* H-h-here... *gives baton to Jo*

12:23 Glenn31

(Emma) : *Gives Kitty the baton*

12:23 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Awesome. *Segways away because #Cheating*

12:23 TrueCobalion

(Jo) Thanks, *speeds off*

12:23 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *runs at the speed of bacon*

12:23 Lettucecow

(jay) I'll give your meds when I'm done! *takes it and runs*

12:23 Glenn31

(Bianca) : Where the fuck is Brianna
(Brianna) : *in a Starbucks somewhere* A triple mochiano capalatte pls c:

12:23 The Villainous Vulture I love how no one cares that Dave is cheating right now He's 2villainous4u (boss) 12:24 Glenn31

(stop) The segway disappears because magic of television*

12:24 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : ;-;

12:24 Glenn31

(Don) : lolnah

12:24 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Runs tbh*

12:24 Lettucecow

(Jay) *running next to dave* how did he even do that?

12:24 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *taps her foot impatiently*

12:24 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *runs ahead of Dave* Sorry man. Thats how TV works.

12:25 Lettucecow

(jay) anyway, I was thinking temporary truce.

12:25 Glenn31

(Brianna) : *literally walking to meet Bianca as she updates her tumblr*

12:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Literally slams Jo in the back of the head with the baton*
(Dave) : *Looks at Jay* Oh?

12:25 Glenn31 jesus 12:25 Lettucecow

(jay) think of it this way, strongest team aka you, with weakest team aka mickey
(jay) you have some dead weight to sack

12:25 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *running clumsily*

12:25 Lettucecow

(jay) plus you have one more against emma
(jay) hmm?

12:25 TrueCobalion

(Jo) No baton can stop me-... I think

12:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : You really need to brush up on your alliance forming skills, you never want to sound like the weakest

12:25 Glenn31

(Amy) : *runs beside these two fags* how are you even keeping up with him? shouldn't you be dead

12:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : But yeah
(Dave) : Why not

12:26 Glenn31

(Amy) : And get me in on this shit too buddy

12:26 Lettucecow

(jay) Perfect.

12:26 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Wait what?
(Dave) : You want to be with us?

12:26 Glenn31

(Amy) :ye

12:26 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *conf* Three team alliance? Not good

12:26 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Hmmm
(Dave) : Fine. For now.

12:27 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *Still at the fucking halfway mark waiting for this bitch Brianna*

12:27 TrueCobalion

(Jo) I think I see-zzzz

12:27 Glenn31

(Brianna) : *arrives* Hey bitch, where's the others?

12:27 The Villainous Vulture inb4 Bianca pole vaults with a tree to first place 12:27 Glenn31

(Bianca) : ...
(Bianca) : Where

12:27 Lettucecow

(jay) well....this is gonna take a while

12:27 Glenn31

(Bianca) : Is the baton?
(Brianna) : .....fuc
(Bianca) : FEMINIST RAGE!

12:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Still running doe*

12:27 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *takes to facebook to voice her concerns*

12:28 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *hearing the distant screams of Bianca* SHITTTTTFEJSOFJEOSFJL *running like hell*

12:28 Glenn31

(Don) : After another 35 hours of running, our second batch of losers are about to reach the finish
(Zoey) : amy wtf why are you here I'm running
(Amy) : *slutdrops away*

12:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : ... *Almost dead tbh*

12:29 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *passes Dave at the speed of urmum*

12:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Nah. *Takes out Kitty's legs with the baton tbh*

12:29 TrueCobalion

(jo) Is it the chillzone?

12:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Runs like hell doe*

12:29 Glenn31

(Kitty) : Ekekkfgj
(Don) : jes

12:29 Lettucecow

(jay) *reaches the finish line with dave*

12:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets dere just before Jay doe since asshat*

12:29 TrueCobalion

(Jo) Oh, and this. *bashes Dave in the face with baton as she crosses the finish*

12:29 Lettucecow

(jay) YEP. DONE. *passes out*

12:29 Glenn31

(Don) : I can't believe I'm saying this but
(Don) : JAY AND MICKEY COME FIRST

12:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : OHGO- *gets hit in the face*

12:29 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *PFFFFFFFFFFFFT*

12:30 Lettucecow

(mickey) *still bleeding to death at the halfway point*

12:30 TrueCobalion

(Jo) WHAAAT?!

12:30 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *crawls across*

12:30 The Villainous Vulture Pfting intensifies 12:30 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *arrives*

12:30 Lettucecow

(jay) ye...s.....
(jay) Can I have a medic over here? my brothers bleeding to death and I can't feel my heartbeat

12:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets up with dat broken nose doe* Ow.

12:30 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *approaching the finish line with the baton Brianna's broke ass eventually found*
(Don) : Nope. Sorry Bianca
(Don) : You're in last place
(Bianca) : ....
(Bianca) : .....
(Bianca) : ......................................................................

12:31 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Fucking hides*

12:31 Lettucecow

(jay) *grabs mickey's bleeding out cold body and crawls away* Ruuun....

12:31 Glenn31

(Blaineley) : Breaking News from Athens. It seems that due to some undisclosed incident, the entire city has been demolished and become a gigantic crater
(Blaineley) : More at 8
(Don) : *his hair is literally on fire*
(don) : Well
(Don) : It seems there's a first for everything
(Don) : The twins came in first place
(Don) : And Athens was completely demolished by one angry feminist
(Don) : What do we have in store next?
(Don) : Find out next time on
(Don) : The Ridonculous Race!

12:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Lame.

12:33 Glenn31

(stop) THIS EPISODE HAS ENDED  (stop)

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