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(Don) : Last time on The Ridonculous Race
(Don) : Our teams raced through Dublin in our dirtiest, most intense race yet
(Don) : Tensions heated up between Emma and Dave
(Don) : and Scarlett's disliking for Ellody is still growing stronger
(Don) : Gee, is ANYONE going to get along on this show? Probably not
(Don) : What's in store for our competitors this time? Find out right now
(Don) : On....
(Don) : The Ridonculous Race!
(music) INTRO AF  (stop)
(stop) TALK  (stop)

10:04 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : zzz...

10:04 Glenn31

(Owen) : *getting a massage*

10:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Le sleeping during a massage*

10:04 Glenn31

(Owen) : *farts*

10:04 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *rubbing body along the sink to get rid of stink*

10:04 Lettucecow

(Jay) *hanging from the plane with a blank expression* I'm used to it.
(Mickey) Yep.

10:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *With Emma* You know, you still smell like shit, Miss Malaysia.

10:05 Glenn31

(Emma) : You've always looked like shit

10:05 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Up yours, Lil Cupcake.  >:O

10:05 Lettucecow

(Skipp) HI EMMAANDWHATEVERYOURNAMEIS

10:05 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *expecting to be called Bruce Jenner*

10:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Ooh, so clever. Are you sure you didn't copy that from a comeback book?

10:05 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : ...

10:06 Glenn31

(Kitty) : She's been reading comeback books all night  :D
(Emma) : Kitty!

10:06 Lettucecow

(sKIPP) *laughs*

10:06 Glenn31

(Kitty) :What? It's true

10:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Adorable. She needs help to even ATTEMPT to make me angry
(Dave) : It's actually kind of cute

10:06 Lettucecow

(skipp) MAYBESHELIKESYOU

10:06 Glenn31

(Emma) : *storms off and walks into the bathroom*
  • the plane's wings start to retract*

10:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Yells from another room* I SHIP IT!

10:06 Glenn31 on a plane? 10:07 The Villainous Vulture Yes. 10:07 Glenn31 how? 10:07 The Villainous Vulture Jared has fucking 4th wall magic 10:07 Lettucecow ^ 10:07 Glenn31

(Amy) : Um

10:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Um, I hate to cause alarm but the wings are shrinking into the plane.

10:07 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : wait what the fuck

10:07 Glenn31

(Amy) : Why are the wings folding up?

10:07 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Our plane is imploding!

10:07 Lettucecow

(cODY) *nudges jared* Um...
(cody) I think we're gonna crash..

10:07 Glenn31

(Sugar) : *gasp* THOSE LITTLE STICK THINGIES ARE OUT THEYAR!

10:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : 4TH WALL MAGIC ACTIVATE! *Literally disappears*

10:08 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : THE HAXXX!

10:08 Lettucecow

(cody) TAKE ME WITH Y-aw.

10:08 Glenn31

  • The plane starts falling at an alarming rate*

10:08 Lettucecow

(billy) PLANE IS GOING DOWN! MUST.STOCKPILE.CHEESE!

10:08 Glenn31

(Ellody) : WE'VE REACHED TERMINAL VELOCITY!

10:08 Lettucecow

(VIN) WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!!! 

10:09 Glenn31

(Owen) : WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIEEEEEHIEHIEEEEEEEE

10:09 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Fuck this shit! *jumps out the plane*

10:09 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Sleeping through everything*

10:09 Lettucecow

(fELIX) *starts shaking scarlett* IS IT GOING TO BE OKAY?

10:09 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : WAHHHH

10:09 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : BYE BRUCE!

10:09 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : ....
(Scarlett) : no...

10:09 Lettucecow

(Jay) Well.
(Mickey) This is happening.
(Felix) ...

10:09 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : ...

10:09 Lettucecow

(felix) *faints*

10:09 Glenn31

(Izzy) : *over the PA* WOOOO! FLYING IS FUNNNN! I'M GONNA DO A BACKFLIP!

10:09 Lettucecow

(vin) ...
(vin) I'm going to kill her.

10:10 Glenn31

(Amy) :Actually

10:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : No objections to that

10:10 Glenn31

(Amy) : She's going to kill us...

10:10 Lettucecow

(vin) NOT IF I CALL HELP IT! *grabs dave* COME ON! LETS KILL HER!

10:10 Glenn31

  • the plane hits the ground and everyone gets thrown all over the place8
(Amy) : ADSDFJKJFGKOOV

10:10 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Fuck my life

10:10 Lettucecow

(vin) TOO LATE TOO LATE!

10:10 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : oh noooo!

10:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Hits the ceiling* OW!

10:11 Lettucecow

(Skipp) *falls on dave*

10:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Sleeping because relaxation*

10:11 Glenn31

(Owen) : *lands on top of scott*

10:11 Lettucecow

(Skipp) WE'REGONNADIEWE'REGONNADIE

10:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) :  (Twitch) Skipp. Get off.

10:11 Lettucecow

(skipp) SORRY!

10:11 Glenn31

(Ellody) : We survived?!

10:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *So relaxed he even sleeps through that shit*

10:11 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : ......

10:11 Lettucecow

(felix) 8*fainted

10:11 Glenn31

(Mary) : *silent as always*

10:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets up* That almost hurt as bad as Emma's smell.

10:12 Lettucecow

(skipp) HOWISTHATPOSSBILE

10:12 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *laughs at Dave's joke*

10:12 Glenn31

  • blinds pull up on the windows to show they're still in the air*

10:12 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Good one

10:12 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : ...

10:12 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Thanks, Audie.

10:12 Glenn31

(Amy) : ...

10:12 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : oops I guess Jo died.

10:12 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : ...

10:12 Glenn31

(Amy) : How te...

10:12 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : WHAT THE HELL

10:12 Glenn31

(Don) : I guess Izzy accidentally activated the plummet simulation  :I
(Amy) : WHY IS THAT EVEN A THING?!
(Amy) : AND HOW WAS IT SO REALISTIC!?

10:13 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Whatever you did I think you killed my teammate

10:13 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : I. Hate. This. Show!

10:13 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I agree.

10:14 Glenn31

(Don) : Anyway, we'll be landing for real soon, so strap yourselves in

10:14 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : What about Jo?

10:14 Lettucecow

(cody) well.

10:14 Glenn31

(Don) : Oh she's fine
(Don) : She got caught in one of the engines
(Don) : But cartoon logic saved her life

10:15 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : I'm still alive because magic (Derp_
(Derp)

10:15 Glenn31

(stop) IN BERLIN  (stop)
(Don) : Welcome come the Reichstag!

10:16 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *With a Hitler mustache* SEIG HEIL!

10:16 Lettucecow

(cody) HEIL!
(jay) I'm pretty sure thats illegal here...

10:16 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : HEIL!?

10:16 Lettucecow

(cody) WHO CARES?

10:16 Glenn31

(Don) : Don't worry, you've all been excused from the law

10:16 Lettucecow

(vin) ...........
(cody) ...........

10:16 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : ...

10:16 Lettucecow

(vin) heh..heh...

10:16 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : ...

10:16 Glenn31

(Don) : The laws relating to Naziism

10:16 Lettucecow

(vin) aw.
(cody) eh, still a win

10:17 The Villainous Vulture Jared: *Literally pulls a Nazi Banner out of his pocket and starts parading* HEIL HITLER! 10:17 Lettucecow

(cody) *gets right behind jared* YEAHHAHAA

10:17 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) *

10:17 Glenn31

(Don) : But civilians may still attack you

10:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Still going*

10:17 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Idiots
(Don) : Anyway, today's challenge is a bit like what we did in Madrid

10:17 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : The gypsies return

10:17 Glenn31

(Don) : No, that was in Brasov

10:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Shut it, Clown Girl.
(Dave) : Heh, you should become a Super Hero named that, Gwen.

10:18 Lettucecow

(skipp) CLOWNS?IDON'TLIKECLOWNS

10:18 Glenn31

(Emma) : Just get on with it

10:18 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Crimson is a bigger clown

10:18 The Villainous Vulture

  • A ball of paper hits Emma's head*

10:19 Glenn31

(Don) : Inside the Reichstag, there are 14 swastikas hidden among the building

10:19 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : HEIL!

10:19 Lettucecow

(jay) again, I think thats illegal.

10:19 Glenn31

(Don) : Once you've found your swastika, you must bring them to the airport
(Don) : Which is a 1 hr walk
(Don) : But you can take taxis or buses

10:20 Lettucecow

(felix) w-won't we get beat up?

10:20 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : So basic rules apply.

10:20 Glenn31

(Don) : But I wouldn't reccomend getting on a full bus with a swastika
(Don) : Tends to anger the locals

10:20 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Can I threaten them with a gun?
(Brick) : Jo...

10:20 Glenn31

(Don) : No.

10:20 Lettucecow

(cody) I second tht

10:20 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Your face is threatening enough, Mr. Jenner.

10:21 Lettucecow

(cody) aw.

10:21 Glenn31

(Don) : Our next location is also in Europe, so we'll be taking the train there this time
(Don) : But there'll still be First Class

10:21 Lettucecow

(skipp) LETSBEATEMMAANDTHATOTHERGIRLTOFIRSTCLASSDAVE!

10:22 Glenn31

(Don) : I have been contacted by lawyers

10:22 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Rude...

10:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Damn right.

10:22 Glenn31

(Don) : And have been told I am not allowed supply anything with more than 0.01% sugar in it to you anymore

10:22 Lettucecow

(skipp) ...........

10:22 Glenn31

(Don) : You can blame Skipp

10:22 Lettucecow

(skipp) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

10:23 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Good, nutrition

10:23 Glenn31

(Sugar) : *raises hand*

10:23 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : What?! Why?!

10:23 Glenn31

(Don) : No, Sugar. You do not have to be removed from the show

10:23 Lettucecow

(VIN) AW.

10:23 Glenn31

(Don) : Unfortunately
(Sugar) : *lowers hand*
(Don) : The last team to reach the airport
(Don) : Well, it's a surprise this time
(Scarlett) : Wait, so nobody's getting eliminated?
(Don) : Maybe

10:24 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Let us move

10:25 Glenn31

(Don) : Oh and one more thing
(Don) : Do NOT get seen my any police offices
(Don) : I lied about you being exempt from the law

10:25 Lettucecow

(vin) ........
(cody) *looks at jared with "shit" face*

10:25 Glenn31

(Amy) : What did you do?

10:25 Lettucecow

(cody) *looks at jared parading around a nazi banner around the square*
(cody) ..../.

10:26 Glenn31

(Amy) :  :I
(Don) :  :P

10:26 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Don't we get an advantage?

10:26 Lettucecow

(cody) Umm...JARED!

10:26 Glenn31

(Don) : Oh yeah, I almost forgot

10:26 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Still parading af*

10:26 Glenn31

(Don) : Um...
(Don) : Your advantage is.... THIS

10:26 Lettucecow

(cody) WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY EXEMPT FROM THE LAW, GET OUT OF THERE!

10:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I AM THE LAW!

10:27 Lettucecow

(CODY) oh not this again..

10:27 Glenn31

(Don) : *tosses them a piece of paper*
(Owen) : "Clearance to carry a swastika"

10:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Awesome.

10:27 Lettucecow

(cody) : *retrains jared and he tries to get it off of owen*

10:27 Glenn31

(Don) : No police officers will engage on you

10:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) :  D:

10:28 Glenn31

(Don) : NOW GO!

10:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Goes af*

10:28 Lettucecow

(vin) *riding billy af*

10:28 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *sprints off*

10:28 Lettucecow

(cody) Come on jared! *pulls him away from the paper*

10:28 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : This place is BURNT. My favorite style

10:28 Glenn31

  • all my bitches run*

10:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) :  D:

10:28 TrueCobalion

  • my bitches run too af*

10:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Pulls out a piece of paper and draws a swastika on it* Heh.

10:29 Glenn31

(Don) : You're looking for a wooden Swastika statuette

10:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *"Accidentally" trips over Emma, and puts it on her back*

10:29 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : To the roof! *climbing up to the roof*

10:29 Lettucecow

(skipp) *sanic speeding around the place* LETS SEE...

10:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Hey, get out of my way! *Keeps running*

10:29 Glenn31

(Emma) : What was... Dave! Watch it!

10:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets back with Skipp*

10:30 Lettucecow

(Skipp) IDONT'SEEITANYWHERE

10:30 Glenn31

(Kitty) : I found one!
(Emma) : *takes it and runs af*

10:30 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : I found one too!

10:30 Lettucecow

(Vin) *tackles emma and steals it*

10:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Grabs one and runs af*

10:30 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Nice! *runs af*

10:30 Lettucecow

(vin) *rides billy away* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

10:30 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *runs ahead*

10:30 Lettucecow

(vin) SLEEZEBAGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(BILLY) (erp)
  • (derp)

10:31 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : To the airport! *runs to the city*

10:31 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Helps Emma because tbh why not* Can't stay up by yourself? *Keeps running*

10:31 Glenn31

(Amy) : *finds one*

10:31 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Got one doe and rides Owen*

10:31 Glenn31

(Sugar) : *finds one* YEEHAHWHA*

10:31 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *hides swatztika in trophy case and gets in taxi* The airport please...

10:31 Lettucecow

(felix) I found it scarlett! *starts running*

10:31 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *hops in*

10:31 Lettucecow

(vin) *riding billy* lets see..how not to get caught...
(vin) Oh of course.

10:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets in a Taxi* I'll pay you double if you ignore the swastika.

Taxi Driver: *Goes af* 10:32 Lettucecow

(vin) BILLY! THIS IS WEIRDLY SHAPED CHEESE!

10:32 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *notices police man*

10:32 Lettucecow

(billy) *swallows it*
(vin) there we go

10:32 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *floors it* LETS GO!!

10:32 Glenn31

(Sanders) : Hey! You can't carry around one of those!

10:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Literally proudly holding a swastika above his head as he strolls through Berlin*

10:32 Lettucecow

(cody) *facepalming while jared keeps parading it around*

10:32 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *runs past policeman*

10:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) :  (:D)

10:32 Glenn31

(Owen) : Scooott... the cops!

10:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : We have our pass, remember?
(Scott) : So we can piss off these people all we want

10:33 Glenn31

(Owen) :  (derp)

10:33 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : SHIT! RUN!

10:33 Lettucecow

(cody) *literally pulling jared* COME ON!

10:33 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *floors it faster*

10:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Hitting people with his Swastika* NAZI! NAZI! NAZI!

10:33 Glenn31

(Emma) : *on the bus hiding the swastika in her pocket* >_>

10:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Fiiiine. *Goes with Cody*

Bus guy: *Notices the swastika on Emma's back* HEY! 10:34 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *pulls driver out of taxi* VROOM VROOM MOTHERFUCKERS! *zooms past Trent and Gwen's taxi*

10:34 The Villainous Vulture Bus people: *Start rioting at her af* 10:34 Lettucecow why do they speak english :I 10:34 The Villainous Vulture Idfk 10:34 Glenn31

(Emma) : Huh?
(Emma) : *runs af*

10:34 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : They past us! *drives af*

10:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *His taxi arrives at dat airport* YES!

10:34 Lettucecow

(vin) AHAHAHAH! BILLY, JUST REMEMBER TO SPIT IT OUT WHEN WE GET THERE!

10:34 TrueCobalion

(brick) : *gets to airport*

10:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets in dere doe* Were here

10:34 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *jumps through the airport*

10:34 Lettucecow

(SKIPP) *sanic speeds in*
(skipp) WE WIN!

10:35 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *Drives through airport* SMASH!

10:35 Lettucecow

(skipp) OMGOMGOGMOGMOGMGOMGOGMG

10:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Heh.

10:35 Lettucecow

(VIN) *him and billy get there*
(billy) *spits it out*

10:35 Glenn31

(Don) : Dave and Skipp arrive first!

10:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Gets there and hits random people with the swastika*

10:35 Glenn31

(Don) : Wait hold on
(Don) : my mistake

10:35 Lettucecow

(skipp) Wat.

10:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : ?

10:35 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : ???

10:35 Glenn31

(Don) : *examing footage af*
(Don) : Oh, yeah it was  (derp)

10:36 The Villainous Vulture I was gonna say 10:36 Lettucecow

(skipp) YOUNEEDYOURGLASSESMISTER

10:36 The Villainous Vulture You're giving me Hijotee flashbacks.

(Dave) : Suck it, Emma.

10:36 Lettucecow

(Jay) *walking up to the airport, a couple police officers tackle him and mickey*
(Jay) HEY! OW! SORRY!
(mickey)  D:

10:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Gets there doe*

10:37 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Shit the policemen are coming

10:37 Glenn31

  • all my bitches arrive except Emma and Kitty*

c: 10:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Heh, she's not even here.

10:37 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : where are the other goths?

10:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : So long, bitch.

10:37 Glenn31

(Don) : It's down to Crimson and Ennui and Emma and Kitty

10:37 Lettucecow

(Jay) Umm..... *jumps out the police's reach and stands* SOMETHINGS TOTALLY NOT GOING TO HIT ME
(cody) those weird twins aren't here yet

10:38 Glenn31

(Don) : and Jay and Mickey

10:38 The Villainous Vulture

  • A tree flies through the wall*

10:38 Lettucecow

(jay) *the police run towards jay, he moves, a random piano lands on the policeman*

10:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Bianca) : WE STILL EXIST

10:38 Lettucecow

(jay) *gets to the airport* WE'RE HERE
(mickey) that hurt.

10:39 Glenn31

(Don) : Emma and Kitty are being chased by Germans, but where are Crimson and Ennui!?

10:39 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Still hitting random Germans at the airport with his swastika*
(Scott) : NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI!
  • Germans getting mad af tho*
(Dave) : Wait, Emma's being chased by Germans?

10:40 Glenn31

(Crimson) and  (Ennui) : *arrive*
(Don) : EMMA AND KITTY ARE IN LAST PLACE
(Emma) : SHIT!
(Emma) : *arrives doe*
(Kitty) : We're out!

10:40 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

10:40 Lettucecow

(skipp) AHAHAHAHAHEMMMAMEANDDAVETOTALLYBEATYOULOSERS

10:40 Glenn31

(Don) : Not quite
(Don) : *tosses everyone their tickets*
(Don) : This is a reward challenge!

10:41 TrueCobalion

(brick) : We were so close too

10:41 Glenn31

(Don) : Which means Dave and Skipp get an extra prize for winning

10:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Yes!

10:41 Glenn31

(Don) : An 8-pack of Red Bull

10:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : What do you think about that, Miss Malaysia?

10:41 Lettucecow

(SKIPP) ....

10:41 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : FUCK.
(Gwen) : Here we go.

10:42 Glenn31

(Emma) : Go die.

10:42 Lettucecow

(skipp) OGMOGMGOGMOGMGOGMOGMGOMGOGMOGMGOGMGMGMOGMGOGMGOMGMMGOGMMGOGMMGOOGMOMGOMG

10:42 Glenn31

(Amy) : *reading her ticket* Ew Moscow

10:42 Lettucecow

(SKIPP) YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

10:42 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : You know, Emma. I'm actually kind of glad you're still here

10:42 Lettucecow

(SKIPP) WE'REBEINGSARCASTIC

10:42 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *singing the Soviet anthem because reasons*

10:42 Lettucecow

(skipp) Ithink

10:43 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : If you were eliminated who would I have left to poke fun at all the time? Bruce Jenner?

10:43 Lettucecow

(Skipp) DAVEHASAVALIDPOINTYOUGUYSAREFUNTOWINAGAINST

10:43 Glenn31

(Emma) : Mark my words. You're going down!

10:43 Lettucecow

(skipp) BRINGIT

10:43 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Fight me bitches

10:43 Glenn31

(Don) : SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON THE RIDONCULOUS RACE!

10:43 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Bring it on, Miss Malaysia

10:43 TrueCobalion

(jo) : Especially you David

10:43 Glenn31

(stop) IT'S OVER!  (stop)
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