(stop) SHUT THE FUCK UP (stop)
(Don) : Last time on The Ridonculous Race (Don) : Our teams raced through Dublin in our dirtiest, most intense race yet (Don) : Tensions heated up between Emma and Dave (Don) : and Scarlett's disliking for Ellody is still growing stronger (Don) : Gee, is ANYONE going to get along on this show? Probably not (Don) : What's in store for our competitors this time? Find out right now (Don) : On.... (Don) : The Ridonculous Race! (music) INTRO AF (stop) (stop) TALK (stop)
10:04 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : zzz...
10:04 Glenn31
(Owen) : *getting a massage*
10:04 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Le sleeping during a massage*
10:04 Glenn31
(Owen) : *farts*
10:04 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : *rubbing body along the sink to get rid of stink*
10:04 Lettucecow
(Jay) *hanging from the plane with a blank expression* I'm used to it. (Mickey) Yep.
10:05 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *With Emma* You know, you still smell like shit, Miss Malaysia.
10:05 Glenn31
(Emma) : You've always looked like shit
10:05 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Up yours, Lil Cupcake. >:O
10:05 Lettucecow
(Skipp) HI EMMAANDWHATEVERYOURNAMEIS
10:05 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *expecting to be called Bruce Jenner*
10:05 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Ooh, so clever. Are you sure you didn't copy that from a comeback book?
10:05 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : ...
10:06 Glenn31
(Kitty) : She's been reading comeback books all night :D (Emma) : Kitty!
10:06 Lettucecow
(sKIPP) *laughs*
10:06 Glenn31
(Kitty) :What? It's true
10:06 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Adorable. She needs help to even ATTEMPT to make me angry (Dave) : It's actually kind of cute
10:06 Lettucecow
(skipp) MAYBESHELIKESYOU
10:06 Glenn31
(Emma) : *storms off and walks into the bathroom*
- the plane's wings start to retract*
10:06 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Yells from another room* I SHIP IT!
10:06 Glenn31 on a plane? 10:07 The Villainous Vulture Yes. 10:07 Glenn31 how? 10:07 The Villainous Vulture Jared has fucking 4th wall magic 10:07 Lettucecow ^ 10:07 Glenn31
(Amy) : Um
10:07 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Um, I hate to cause alarm but the wings are shrinking into the plane.
10:07 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : wait what the fuck
10:07 Glenn31
(Amy) : Why are the wings folding up?
10:07 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : Our plane is imploding!
10:07 Lettucecow
(cODY) *nudges jared* Um... (cody) I think we're gonna crash..
10:07 Glenn31
(Sugar) : *gasp* THOSE LITTLE STICK THINGIES ARE OUT THEYAR!
10:08 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : 4TH WALL MAGIC ACTIVATE! *Literally disappears*
10:08 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : THE HAXXX!
10:08 Lettucecow
(cody) TAKE ME WITH Y-aw.
10:08 Glenn31
- The plane starts falling at an alarming rate*
10:08 Lettucecow
(billy) PLANE IS GOING DOWN! MUST.STOCKPILE.CHEESE!
10:08 Glenn31
(Ellody) : WE'VE REACHED TERMINAL VELOCITY!
10:08 Lettucecow
(VIN) WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!
10:09 Glenn31
(Owen) : WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIEEEEEHIEHIEEEEEEEE
10:09 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Fuck this shit! *jumps out the plane*
10:09 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Sleeping through everything*
10:09 Lettucecow
(fELIX) *starts shaking scarlett* IS IT GOING TO BE OKAY?
10:09 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : WAHHHH
10:09 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : BYE BRUCE!
10:09 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : .... (Scarlett) : no...
10:09 Lettucecow
(Jay) Well. (Mickey) This is happening. (Felix) ...
10:09 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : ...
10:09 Lettucecow
(felix) *faints*
10:09 Glenn31
(Izzy) : *over the PA* WOOOO! FLYING IS FUNNNN! I'M GONNA DO A BACKFLIP!
10:09 Lettucecow
(vin) ... (vin) I'm going to kill her.
10:10 Glenn31
(Amy) :Actually
10:10 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : No objections to that
10:10 Glenn31
(Amy) : She's going to kill us...
10:10 Lettucecow
(vin) NOT IF I CALL HELP IT! *grabs dave* COME ON! LETS KILL HER!
10:10 Glenn31
- the plane hits the ground and everyone gets thrown all over the place8
(Amy) : ADSDFJKJFGKOOV
10:10 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Fuck my life
10:10 Lettucecow
(vin) TOO LATE TOO LATE!
10:10 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : oh noooo!
10:10 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Hits the ceiling* OW!
10:11 Lettucecow
(Skipp) *falls on dave*
10:11 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Sleeping because relaxation*
10:11 Glenn31
(Owen) : *lands on top of scott*
10:11 Lettucecow
(Skipp) WE'REGONNADIEWE'REGONNADIE
10:11 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : (Twitch) Skipp. Get off.
10:11 Lettucecow
(skipp) SORRY!
10:11 Glenn31
(Ellody) : We survived?!
10:11 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *So relaxed he even sleeps through that shit*
10:11 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : ......
10:11 Lettucecow
(felix) 8*fainted
10:11 Glenn31
(Mary) : *silent as always*
10:11 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Gets up* That almost hurt as bad as Emma's smell.
10:12 Lettucecow
(skipp) HOWISTHATPOSSBILE
10:12 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : *laughs at Dave's joke*
10:12 Glenn31
- blinds pull up on the windows to show they're still in the air*
10:12 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : Good one
10:12 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : ...
10:12 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Thanks, Audie.
10:12 Glenn31
(Amy) : ...
10:12 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : oops I guess Jo died.
10:12 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : ...
10:12 Glenn31
(Amy) : How te...
10:12 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : WHAT THE HELL
10:12 Glenn31
(Don) : I guess Izzy accidentally activated the plummet simulation :I (Amy) : WHY IS THAT EVEN A THING?! (Amy) : AND HOW WAS IT SO REALISTIC!?
10:13 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : Whatever you did I think you killed my teammate
10:13 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : I. Hate. This. Show!
10:13 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : I agree.
10:14 Glenn31
(Don) : Anyway, we'll be landing for real soon, so strap yourselves in
10:14 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : What about Jo?
10:14 Lettucecow
(cody) well.
10:14 Glenn31
(Don) : Oh she's fine (Don) : She got caught in one of the engines (Don) : But cartoon logic saved her life
10:15 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : I'm still alive because magic (Derp_ (Derp)
10:15 Glenn31
(stop) IN BERLIN (stop) (Don) : Welcome come the Reichstag!
10:16 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *With a Hitler mustache* SEIG HEIL!
10:16 Lettucecow
(cody) HEIL! (jay) I'm pretty sure thats illegal here...
10:16 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : HEIL!?
10:16 Lettucecow
(cody) WHO CARES?
10:16 Glenn31
(Don) : Don't worry, you've all been excused from the law
10:16 Lettucecow
(vin) ........... (cody) ...........
10:16 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : ...
10:16 Lettucecow
(vin) heh..heh...
10:16 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : ...
10:16 Glenn31
(Don) : The laws relating to Naziism
10:16 Lettucecow
(vin) aw. (cody) eh, still a win
10:17 The Villainous Vulture Jared: *Literally pulls a Nazi Banner out of his pocket and starts parading* HEIL HITLER! 10:17 Lettucecow
(cody) *gets right behind jared* YEAHHAHAA
10:17 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) *
10:17 Glenn31
(Don) : But civilians may still attack you
10:17 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Still going*
10:17 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Idiots (Don) : Anyway, today's challenge is a bit like what we did in Madrid
10:17 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : The gypsies return
10:17 Glenn31
(Don) : No, that was in Brasov
10:18 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Shut it, Clown Girl. (Dave) : Heh, you should become a Super Hero named that, Gwen.
10:18 Lettucecow
(skipp) CLOWNS?IDON'TLIKECLOWNS
10:18 Glenn31
(Emma) : Just get on with it
10:18 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Crimson is a bigger clown
10:18 The Villainous Vulture
- A ball of paper hits Emma's head*
10:19 Glenn31
(Don) : Inside the Reichstag, there are 14 swastikas hidden among the building
10:19 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : HEIL!
10:19 Lettucecow
(jay) again, I think thats illegal.
10:19 Glenn31
(Don) : Once you've found your swastika, you must bring them to the airport (Don) : Which is a 1 hr walk (Don) : But you can take taxis or buses
10:20 Lettucecow
(felix) w-won't we get beat up?
10:20 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : So basic rules apply.
10:20 Glenn31
(Don) : But I wouldn't reccomend getting on a full bus with a swastika (Don) : Tends to anger the locals
10:20 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Can I threaten them with a gun? (Brick) : Jo...
10:20 Glenn31
(Don) : No.
10:20 Lettucecow
(cody) I second tht
10:20 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Your face is threatening enough, Mr. Jenner.
10:21 Lettucecow
(cody) aw.
10:21 Glenn31
(Don) : Our next location is also in Europe, so we'll be taking the train there this time (Don) : But there'll still be First Class
10:21 Lettucecow
(skipp) LETSBEATEMMAANDTHATOTHERGIRLTOFIRSTCLASSDAVE!
10:22 Glenn31
(Don) : I have been contacted by lawyers
10:22 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Rude...
10:22 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Damn right.
10:22 Glenn31
(Don) : And have been told I am not allowed supply anything with more than 0.01% sugar in it to you anymore
10:22 Lettucecow
(skipp) ...........
10:22 Glenn31
(Don) : You can blame Skipp
10:22 Lettucecow
(skipp) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
10:23 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Good, nutrition
10:23 Glenn31
(Sugar) : *raises hand*
10:23 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : What?! Why?!
10:23 Glenn31
(Don) : No, Sugar. You do not have to be removed from the show
10:23 Lettucecow
(VIN) AW.
10:23 Glenn31
(Don) : Unfortunately (Sugar) : *lowers hand* (Don) : The last team to reach the airport (Don) : Well, it's a surprise this time (Scarlett) : Wait, so nobody's getting eliminated? (Don) : Maybe
10:24 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Let us move
10:25 Glenn31
(Don) : Oh and one more thing (Don) : Do NOT get seen my any police offices (Don) : I lied about you being exempt from the law
10:25 Lettucecow
(vin) ........ (cody) *looks at jared with "shit" face*
10:25 Glenn31
(Amy) : What did you do?
10:25 Lettucecow
(cody) *looks at jared parading around a nazi banner around the square* (cody) ..../.
10:26 Glenn31
(Amy) : :I (Don) : :P
10:26 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Don't we get an advantage?
10:26 Lettucecow
(cody) Umm...JARED!
10:26 Glenn31
(Don) : Oh yeah, I almost forgot
10:26 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Still parading af*
10:26 Glenn31
(Don) : Um... (Don) : Your advantage is.... THIS
10:26 Lettucecow
(cody) WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY EXEMPT FROM THE LAW, GET OUT OF THERE!
10:27 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : I AM THE LAW!
10:27 Lettucecow
(CODY) oh not this again..
10:27 Glenn31
(Don) : *tosses them a piece of paper* (Owen) : "Clearance to carry a swastika"
10:27 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Awesome.
10:27 Lettucecow
(cody) : *retrains jared and he tries to get it off of owen*
10:27 Glenn31
(Don) : No police officers will engage on you
10:28 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : D:
10:28 Glenn31
(Don) : NOW GO!
10:28 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Goes af*
10:28 Lettucecow
(vin) *riding billy af*
10:28 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : *sprints off*
10:28 Lettucecow
(cody) Come on jared! *pulls him away from the paper*
10:28 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : This place is BURNT. My favorite style
10:28 Glenn31
- all my bitches run*
10:28 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : D:
10:28 TrueCobalion
- my bitches run too af*
10:29 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Pulls out a piece of paper and draws a swastika on it* Heh.
10:29 Glenn31
(Don) : You're looking for a wooden Swastika statuette
10:29 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *"Accidentally" trips over Emma, and puts it on her back*
10:29 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : To the roof! *climbing up to the roof*
10:29 Lettucecow
(skipp) *sanic speeding around the place* LETS SEE...
10:29 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Hey, get out of my way! *Keeps running*
10:29 Glenn31
(Emma) : What was... Dave! Watch it!
10:30 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Gets back with Skipp*
10:30 Lettucecow
(Skipp) IDONT'SEEITANYWHERE
10:30 Glenn31
(Kitty) : I found one! (Emma) : *takes it and runs af*
10:30 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : I found one too!
10:30 Lettucecow
(Vin) *tackles emma and steals it*
10:30 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Grabs one and runs af*
10:30 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Nice! *runs af*
10:30 Lettucecow
(vin) *rides billy away* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
10:30 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *runs ahead*
10:30 Lettucecow
(vin) SLEEZEBAGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (BILLY) (erp)
- (derp)
10:31 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : To the airport! *runs to the city*
10:31 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Helps Emma because tbh why not* Can't stay up by yourself? *Keeps running*
10:31 Glenn31
(Amy) : *finds one*
10:31 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Got one doe and rides Owen*
10:31 Glenn31
(Sugar) : *finds one* YEEHAHWHA*
10:31 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *hides swatztika in trophy case and gets in taxi* The airport please...
10:31 Lettucecow
(felix) I found it scarlett! *starts running*
10:31 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : *hops in*
10:31 Lettucecow
(vin) *riding billy* lets see..how not to get caught... (vin) Oh of course.
10:32 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Gets in a Taxi* I'll pay you double if you ignore the swastika.
Taxi Driver: *Goes af* 10:32 Lettucecow
(vin) BILLY! THIS IS WEIRDLY SHAPED CHEESE!
10:32 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : *notices police man*
10:32 Lettucecow
(billy) *swallows it* (vin) there we go
10:32 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : *floors it* LETS GO!!
10:32 Glenn31
(Sanders) : Hey! You can't carry around one of those!
10:32 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Literally proudly holding a swastika above his head as he strolls through Berlin*
10:32 Lettucecow
(cody) *facepalming while jared keeps parading it around*
10:32 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *runs past policeman*
10:32 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : (:D)
10:32 Glenn31
(Owen) : Scooott... the cops!
10:33 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : We have our pass, remember? (Scott) : So we can piss off these people all we want
10:33 Glenn31
(Owen) : (derp)
10:33 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : SHIT! RUN!
10:33 Lettucecow
(cody) *literally pulling jared* COME ON!
10:33 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : *floors it faster*
10:33 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Hitting people with his Swastika* NAZI! NAZI! NAZI!
10:33 Glenn31
(Emma) : *on the bus hiding the swastika in her pocket* >_>
10:33 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Fiiiine. *Goes with Cody*
Bus guy: *Notices the swastika on Emma's back* HEY! 10:34 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *pulls driver out of taxi* VROOM VROOM MOTHERFUCKERS! *zooms past Trent and Gwen's taxi*
10:34 The Villainous Vulture Bus people: *Start rioting at her af* 10:34 Lettucecow why do they speak english :I 10:34 The Villainous Vulture Idfk 10:34 Glenn31
(Emma) : Huh? (Emma) : *runs af*
10:34 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : They past us! *drives af*
10:34 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *His taxi arrives at dat airport* YES!
10:34 Lettucecow
(vin) AHAHAHAH! BILLY, JUST REMEMBER TO SPIT IT OUT WHEN WE GET THERE!
10:34 TrueCobalion
(brick) : *gets to airport*
10:34 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Gets in dere doe* Were here
10:34 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *jumps through the airport*
10:34 Lettucecow
(SKIPP) *sanic speeds in* (skipp) WE WIN!
10:35 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : *Drives through airport* SMASH!
10:35 Lettucecow
(skipp) OMGOMGOGMOGMOGMGOMGOGMG
10:35 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Heh.
10:35 Lettucecow
(VIN) *him and billy get there* (billy) *spits it out*
10:35 Glenn31
(Don) : Dave and Skipp arrive first!
10:35 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Gets there and hits random people with the swastika*
10:35 Glenn31
(Don) : Wait hold on (Don) : my mistake
10:35 Lettucecow
(skipp) Wat.
10:35 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : ?
10:35 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : ???
10:35 Glenn31
(Don) : *examing footage af* (Don) : Oh, yeah it was (derp)
10:36 The Villainous Vulture I was gonna say 10:36 Lettucecow
(skipp) YOUNEEDYOURGLASSESMISTER
10:36 The Villainous Vulture You're giving me Hijotee flashbacks.
(Dave) : Suck it, Emma.
10:36 Lettucecow
(Jay) *walking up to the airport, a couple police officers tackle him and mickey* (Jay) HEY! OW! SORRY! (mickey) D:
10:37 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Gets there doe*
10:37 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Shit the policemen are coming
10:37 Glenn31
- all my bitches arrive except Emma and Kitty*
c: 10:37 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Heh, she's not even here.
10:37 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : where are the other goths?
10:37 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : So long, bitch.
10:37 Glenn31
(Don) : It's down to Crimson and Ennui and Emma and Kitty
10:37 Lettucecow
(Jay) Umm..... *jumps out the police's reach and stands* SOMETHINGS TOTALLY NOT GOING TO HIT ME (cody) those weird twins aren't here yet
10:38 Glenn31
(Don) : and Jay and Mickey
10:38 The Villainous Vulture
- A tree flies through the wall*
10:38 Lettucecow
(jay) *the police run towards jay, he moves, a random piano lands on the policeman*
10:38 The Villainous Vulture
(Bianca) : WE STILL EXIST
10:38 Lettucecow
(jay) *gets to the airport* WE'RE HERE (mickey) that hurt.
10:39 Glenn31
(Don) : Emma and Kitty are being chased by Germans, but where are Crimson and Ennui!?
10:39 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Still hitting random Germans at the airport with his swastika* (Scott) : NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI!
- Germans getting mad af tho*
(Dave) : Wait, Emma's being chased by Germans?
10:40 Glenn31
(Crimson) and (Ennui) : *arrive* (Don) : EMMA AND KITTY ARE IN LAST PLACE (Emma) : SHIT! (Emma) : *arrives doe* (Kitty) : We're out!
10:40 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
10:40 Lettucecow
(skipp) AHAHAHAHAHEMMMAMEANDDAVETOTALLYBEATYOULOSERS
10:40 Glenn31
(Don) : Not quite (Don) : *tosses everyone their tickets* (Don) : This is a reward challenge!
10:41 TrueCobalion
(brick) : We were so close too
10:41 Glenn31
(Don) : Which means Dave and Skipp get an extra prize for winning
10:41 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Yes!
10:41 Glenn31
(Don) : An 8-pack of Red Bull
10:41 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : What do you think about that, Miss Malaysia?
10:41 Lettucecow
(SKIPP) ....
10:41 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : FUCK. (Gwen) : Here we go.
10:42 Glenn31
(Emma) : Go die.
10:42 Lettucecow
(skipp) OGMOGMGOGMOGMGOGMOGMGOMGOGMOGMGOGMGMGMOGMGOGMGOMGMMGOGMMGOGMMGOOGMOMGOMG
10:42 Glenn31
(Amy) : *reading her ticket* Ew Moscow
10:42 Lettucecow
(SKIPP) YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
10:42 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : You know, Emma. I'm actually kind of glad you're still here
10:42 Lettucecow
(SKIPP) WE'REBEINGSARCASTIC
10:42 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : *singing the Soviet anthem because reasons*
10:42 Lettucecow
(skipp) Ithink
10:43 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : If you were eliminated who would I have left to poke fun at all the time? Bruce Jenner?
10:43 Lettucecow
(Skipp) DAVEHASAVALIDPOINTYOUGUYSAREFUNTOWINAGAINST
10:43 Glenn31
(Emma) : Mark my words. You're going down!
10:43 Lettucecow
(skipp) BRINGIT
10:43 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Fight me bitches
10:43 Glenn31
(Don) : SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON THE RIDONCULOUS RACE!
10:43 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Bring it on, Miss Malaysia
10:43 TrueCobalion
(jo) : Especially you David
10:43 Glenn31
(stop) IT'S OVER! (stop)