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(stop) PLEASE DO NOT TALK (stop)

(Don) : Last time on The Ridonculous Race
(Don) : Our teams were unleashed in the unsuspecting streets of Bogota, Colombia
(Don) : While some teams delivered what were are legally obliged to say was "baby powder"
(Don) : Others took the more legal option in delivering gold
(Don) : In the end, Dave and Skipp came first
(Don) : Again.
(Don) : And the twins who look scarily like Felix came last, but unfortunately it was a non-elimination round
(Don) : What's in store for our cast today?
(Don) : This leg of the race is full of surprises, some good, some bad
(Don) : Ok, probably all bad
(Don) : But what are they you ask? You'll have to watch to find out, right here on....
(Don) : The Ridonculous Race!
(music) INTRO  (music)
(Don) : Welcome back to Bogota, where yesterday's Chill Zone is today's starting line
(Don) : But before we continue with the race, let's check in on our cast
(stop) TALK  (stop)
(Jo) : Pfft

10:51 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Throwing pebbles at Don because he's awful at existing*

10:51 Glenn31

(Amy) : *throwing pebbles at Zoey because her head is one big red target*

10:51 You're Irrelevant. glen can amy have some plotline instead of randomly attacking zoey 10:52 Glenn31 k? 10:52 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *holds hands up to block the pebbles* Can you not-

10:52 The Villainous Vulture Because you're the greatest at plotlines ijs 10:52 Glenn31 You've literally been here for 2 episodes Amy's actually had a plotline ijs 10:52 You're Irrelevant. i didnt say i was fss ffs 10:52 Lettucecow

(cody) Whats up with everyone's obsession with pebbles?

10:52 You're Irrelevant. ok ok fine 10:52 Glenn31

(Amy) : Well, I enjoy it

10:52 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : PEBBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

10:52 Glenn31

(Amy) : But I guess I could switch *throws pebbles at Dave*

10:53 Lettucecow

(skipp) *drinking energy drinks*

10:53 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) ; Keep it up and you'll be the next one home. I don't fucking care if I don't win this prize, i'll ruin your chance at getting it.

10:53 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Doesn't even look at her and dodges each one* I've gotten used to this shit.

10:53 Glenn31

(Amy) : *stops* You people are so BORING!

10:53 Lettucecow

(mickey) *conf* We almost got out last time, so it's time to step our game.

10:53 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Suddenly behind Amy and claps loudly right next to her ear* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

10:53 Glenn31

(Amy) : Eek!

10:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Flicks her ear and disappears with cartoon logic*

10:54 Glenn31

(Amy) : Ugh. The only thing that could make this show worse is if Bianca and Brianna were still here

10:54 Lettucecow

(jay) Yep, we need to try even harder this time, good thing we still have our alliance with dave!

10:54 Glenn31

(Amy) : But what are the odds of THEM coming back?

10:54 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *conf* *filing nails* My "partner" is getting on my nerves.

10:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : They were a pair. Pretty sure if one comes back, they both do, idiot.

10:54 Glenn31

(Don) : *in a control room place thingy* oh sweetie

10:54 Lettucecow

(mickey) *conf* mhm, *the camera guy knocks over the camera and it lands on him*

10:54 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf* Your "partner" is sitting beside you.

10:54 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* Well, who saw that coming..

10:55 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *conf* My "partner" is about to get a black eye.

10:55 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf* Alright look
(Amy) : *conf* We need to start upping our game, but we're not going to be able to do that if we're at each other's throats every day
(Amy) : *conf* So... truce for now? *holds out hand*

10:56 You're Irrelevant.

(Zoey) : *Conf* So stop fucking attacking me all the time. *smacks her hand and storms out tbh*

10:56 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf* *looks at the camera man* Can you believe Scott dated her for a year?

10:56 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Throws a pebble at Amy's head while she's in the conf*

10:57 You're Irrelevant.

  • the conf randomly shakes tbh*

10:57 Glenn31

(Amy) : OW! I thought you locked the doors

10:57 Lettucecow

(felix) *conf* We're just about at the halfway point of the series Scarlett, We need to start upping our game, I think we're kinda dead meat at this point.

10:57 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : By my calculations, if we don't change our strategy

10:57 You're Irrelevant. scarlett and felix 10:57 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : We have approximately 3.8 episodes left in the season

10:57 You're Irrelevant. what even is that combination called 10:57 The Villainous Vulture The fags 10:57 Lettucecow veteren geniuses 10:57 Glenn31 the Veteren Geniuses tyvm because Mary and Ellody took the good name >_> 10:58 The Villainous Vulture Fags = Fucking Annoying Geniuses 10:58 Lettucecow

(felix) *Conf* really? that long?

10:58 You're Irrelevant. Fags= victims of lettuce's hate 10:58 Lettucecow how 10:58 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *conf* To be honest, I didn't think we'd get this far

10:58 Lettucecow I'm one person 10:58 Glenn31 let's not 10:58 Lettucecow one persons opinion isn't going to affect anything boys so lets drop it 10:59 Glenn31

(Don) : Alright teams, line up in order of finishing the last race!

10:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Throws a pebble at Don's head again*

10:59 Glenn31

(Don) : Stop that!

10:59 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : But you have a big head  (:D)

10:59 Lettucecow

(felix) *conf* I agree, our game plan at this point has been me getting a foreign virus, and you using your smarts to get us out of it.

10:59 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Indeed
(Don) : Today's race is going to be death-defying, dangerous, we had to pitch it to our legal department 5 times with 5 different revisions

11:00 Lettucecow

(cody) Nothing me and Jared can't handle

11:00 Glenn31

(Don) : Unfortunately we had to replace wax feathered wings with a zipline, but it's still a cheap zipline

11:00 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Spinning in a circle*

11:00 Glenn31

(Don) : First up are yesterday's victors, Dave and Skipp

11:01 Lettucecow

(skipp) WE'RESOAWESOME!

11:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Yey.

11:01 Glenn31

(Don) : Come get your tip

11:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Grabs that* Oh hey, Dubai.

11:01 Glenn31

(tip) : Take one of the two planes from El Dorado International Airport to Dubai

11:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Looks like Dave's finally going home.
(Dave) : Funny.

11:01 Glenn31

(Amy) : Hee hee

11:01 Lettucecow

(skipp) HEY!HESINDIAN!

11:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Leaves doe* Assholes.

11:02 Lettucecow

(skipp) *he runs off with dave*

11:02 Glenn31

(Don) : Plane 1 will be carrying 4 teams to Dubai, and will be departing as soon as all 4 are on board
(Don) : Plane 2, departing 45 minutes later, will be carrying 5 teams, who'd better hope they can close the gap between them and the plane one group
(Don) : Second to leave, Amy and Zoey
(Amy) : *gets the tip and hands it to Zoey* Why don't you read it ^_^
(Amy) : Or not?
(Amy) : *leaves with Zoey den*
(Don) : Next up are Brick and Jo
(Jo) : Pfft! *Takes tip and leaves*
(Don) : Emma and Kitty
(Emma) : *takes tip* Dubai? Gross, Dave's people *leaves*
(Don) : With four teams on board Plane #1, it's now ready to depart for a 17 hour flight to Dubai
(Don) : Gwen and Trent!
(Gwen) : *takes her tip and leaves with Trent*
(Don) : Jared and Cody

11:06 Lettucecow

(cody) Yes! *grabs a tip*

11:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Grabs the tip, waves it around and runs in a random direction*

11:06 Lettucecow

(cody) uh..

11:06 Glenn31

(Don) : Wrong way...

11:07 Lettucecow

(cody) *rolls his eyes* Lets just go *grabs jared and walks off*

11:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Aw...

11:07 Glenn31

(Don) : Scott and Owen

11:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Awesome. *Grabs that tip*

11:07 Glenn31

(Owen) : *farts over to the Don Box and takes the tip* Dubai! Awesome! *bear hugs Scott* Woohoo! Let's go

11:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : ASHEDJHFGJDHFJDHBFJHBDJNONONONONO

11:08 Glenn31

(Don) : Felix and Scarlett
(Scarlett) : *takes tip* Dubai. Interesting

11:08 Lettucecow

(felix) *jogging in place*
(felix) I'm motivated! NO 3.8 EPISODES FOR US!
(felix) Lets WIN THIS! *runs off with scarlett*

11:08 Glenn31

(Don) : And finally, Jay and Mickey

11:08 Lettucecow

(mickey) Well this isn't good.

11:09 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *conf alone* Don't tell Felix I said this, but I think his over confidence will be our downfall

11:09 Lettucecow

(jay) You don't say? *grabs the tip*

11:09 Glenn31

(Don) : Plane #1 is airborne, but Plane #2 won't be leaving the airport for another 30 minutes!

11:09 Lettucecow

(jay) *he rolls his eyes and runs off with mickey*

11:09 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Sigh.

11:09 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Turns to Zoey* What's up, Redhead?

11:10 Glenn31

(Don) : Plane 1 will be carrying Dave and Skipp, Amy and Zoey, Jo and Brick, and Emma and Kitty

11:10 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : What's up...Dubian...?

11:10 Glenn31

(Amy) : *throws a peanut at Dave* Who said you could sit in the row in front of us?

11:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Technically actually Afghani but still
(Dave) : *Gets hit* -_-

11:11 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *turns to amy* Can you bitch somewhere else

11:11 Glenn31

(Don) : And Plane 2 is carrying the rejects, Gwen and Trent, Jared and Cody, Scott and Owen, Scarlett and Felix, and Jay and Mickey
(Amy) : I'm not bitching at you, I'm bitching at Dave. Completely different

11:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : It really isn't.

11:11 Lettucecow

(skipp) *conf* ITHINKWEHAVEAGOODSHOTATWINNINGTHISDAVE!

11:12 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Not at all.

11:12 Glenn31

(Amy) : 17. Hours.  (twitch)

11:12 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Conf* Yep.
(Dave) : You know, we could TRY to at least get along again, Amy.

11:12 Glenn31

(Don) : Plane 2 is finally being boarded, and will be leaving in 10 minutes

11:12 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : FUCKING DEPART ALREADY

11:13 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Um, Zoey? We're in the air.

11:13 Glenn31 They're on Plane 1  :/

(Amy) : Remember when I apologized for being a sore loser after TDPI and all that/
(Amy) : And you were just like "kgreat"
(Amy) : I tried to get along with you so

11:14 You're Irrelevant. oh 11:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Whoops, sorry about me not trusting you during the time you were helping Emma try to get me killed

11:14 You're Irrelevant. um TrueCobalion has joined the chat. 11:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I'm so in the wrong here/

11:14 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Not this, i'm playing a game on my phone.

11:14 Lettucecow

(felix) *petting cinnamon in the conf with scarlett* Now that we're on the plane, I think we should try and talk strategy, or at least, better then last time.

11:14 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *tapping that app* DEPART YOU STUPID FUCKING PLANE

11:14 Lettucecow hai true 11:14 Glenn31 that save tru bby hai! 11:14 TrueCobalion hi 11:14 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) ; I HIT A FUCKING BIRD

11:14 Glenn31 Brick and Jo are on plane 1, Gwen and Trent are on plane 2 fyi 11:14 You're Irrelevant. oh hi 11:14 Lettucecow I would have called you, but steam shat out and turned everyone to offline 11:15 Glenn31

:p
(Amy) : *looking out the window* Why is Colombia such an ugly country from above?

11:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Why are YOU so- oh right

11:15 Glenn31

(Amy) : And on the ground too tbh

11:15 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft
(Brick) : It looks like a war zone though.

11:16 Glenn31

(Amy) : *sighs* Alright, I'm trying to become a better person and all that, I'm trying to make things better with Zoey. So Dave

11:16 Lettucecow

(felix) *going on and on about ways he could do better in the conf* and I WILL NOT GET MERS AGAIN! YOU HERE ME SCARLETT! I THINK WE CAN DO THIS!

11:16 Glenn31

(Amy) : I'm all for fixing our shit, so let's just start over, k?

11:16 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Sure thing

11:16 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *conf* Definitely.

11:16 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *conf* I've been thinking, but I'm going to guess that above should be our biggest priority

11:16 Glenn31

(Amy) : Zoey is totally supporting the idea of us becoming friends. Right Zoey?  :D
(Don) : Plane #2 is in the air!
(Scarlett) : Finally!

11:17 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Ugh more losers...

11:17 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : .-.

11:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : That didn't take a long ass time.

11:17 Lettucecow

(mickey) *runs into the conf and starts projecticle vomiting all over felix* AIR. SICKNESS.
(felix) ....
(mickey) ....
(mickey) my bad.

11:18 Glenn31

(Don) : And thanks to wonderful, wonderful editing, Plane 1 is now landing in Dubai

11:18 Lettucecow

(felix) *faints*

11:18 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Dubwhat?

11:18 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : THISFUCKINGPLANEHOWTHEFUCKDOYOURUNOUTOFFUELMIDAIRANDOHMYFUCKINGGODTHISFUCKINGEAGLEGETOUTOFTHEFUCKINGWAYYOUDEMENTEDPIECEOFSHITTYPRIDE

11:18 Glenn31

(Amy) : What is with this show and making us be near muslims

11:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : ...
(Dave) : Oh.

11:18 Glenn31

  • le plane lands*

11:19 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Well at least Zoey knows how to make noises?

11:19 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *flings her phone and hits dave in the eye*

11:19 Glenn31

(Amy) : *runs out to the terminal af* Where's that gay ass Don Box?

11:19 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : OW

11:19 Glenn31

(Emma) : *pushes Amy out of the way and gets to the Don Box*
(Amy) : RUDE!
(tip) : All In - Climb to the very top of the Burj Khalifa to recieve your next tip.

11:19 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *calms down* OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY

11:19 Glenn31

(Emma) : 0-0

11:19 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Laughs at Amy doe*

11:19 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *gets the all-in tip* ._.

11:20 Lettucecow

(skipp) ISN'TTHATTHETALLESTBUILDINGINTHEWORLDDAVE?

11:20 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *runs over and picks up the phone, walking away from dave to the don box* I'll never hurt you like that again

11:20 Glenn31

(Don) : The Burj Khalifa is the tallest man-made structure in the world, measuring at over 2000ft, not fun to be on top of on a windy day

11:20 Lettucecow

(skipp) SEEMSLIKEIT'LLBEHARDTOCLIMB

11:20 You're Irrelevant. ^ tf is this niggas prob 11:20 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Whatever. Let's just do this.

11:20 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : wait how are we going to climb this?

11:20 Lettucecow it's would somebody would sound like if they have an average of 27 red bulls a day xD 11:20 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Our hands, Joey!

11:20 Glenn31

(Don) : Teams can either climb it by some comically long grappling hooks on the outside, for an added windy challenge

11:20 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : ...

11:21 Glenn31

(Don) : Or climb all the way to the top by stairs
(Don) : But what our teams don't know is, there's something waiting for them at the top!

11:21 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Walks to the stairs* Yea whatever Don.

11:21 Glenn31

(Amy) : So... grappling or stairs?

11:22 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *grabs grappling hook* Let's go, Brick! We are losing some daylight!

11:22 Glenn31

(Kitty) : I'm not as afraid of losing my grip and falling to my death while climbing stairs
(Amy) : Good point Ling Ling. Stairs it is

11:22 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Okay Jo!

11:22 Glenn31

(Kitty) : ...I wasn't even talking to you?

11:22 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Stairs.

11:22 Glenn31

(Kitty) : AND MY NAME'S KITTY!

11:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Starts walking up the stairs* Bye Ling Ling!

11:22 Lettucecow

(skipp) GOTTAGOFASTDAVE!

11:22 TrueCobalion did plane 2 land? 11:22 Glenn31

(Amy) : Urgh! Does this building not have elevators?

11:22 Lettucecow

(skipp) *sanic speeds up the stairs*

11:22 Glenn31 not yet 11:23 TrueCobalion okay 11:23 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Sanic speeding with Skipp* ISN'T THIS DANGEROUS ON STAIRS?!

11:23 Glenn31

(Amy) : *Starts climbing the fucking stairs*

11:23 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *pushing ling-ling down and walks up the stairs* Bring me some Kung-Pao chicken when you're done doing my math homework.

11:23 Lettucecow Skipp:WHOCARES?

  • (skipp)

11:23 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : ZOEY IS A BITCH!

11:23 Glenn31

(Don) : The climbing has begun for the Plane 1 group, but Plane 2 has landed and our behind teams are about to find out their challenge

11:24 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Gets there and grabs Don* CHALLENGE.

11:24 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : WHAT?!
(Scarlett) : This is insane!

11:24 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *gets to the Don Box* Give me my tip!

11:24 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Pulls out two plungers* Can I climb with these?  :D

11:24 Lettucecow

(felix) *has cinnamon hanging out of his pocket* WHO CARES SCARLETT? WE CAN DO THIS! WE'RE GENIUSES!

11:24 Glenn31

(Emma) : *jogs up dem stairs*
(Scarlett) : -_-

11:25 Lettucecow

(felix) ...What? 

11:25 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Nothing. Let's go

11:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : ANSWER MY QUESTION
(Scott) : So how the hell do WE get up, Owen?

11:25 Lettucecow

(felix) This is the first time I'm being confident, I honestly expected more of a positive reaction. *runs*

11:25 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *climbing up the grappling hook* Something down. Something thousand feet to go...

11:25 You're Irrelevant. i saw answer my question and thought it was directed at me 11:25 Glenn31

(Owen) : You're the one with brains

11:25 Lettucecow

(mickey) *him and jay run off*

11:26 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : I think if we use the hook we'll fall to our death

11:26 Glenn31

(Amy) : *running up the stairs like a boss*

11:26 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : So I think stairs is the only option.

11:26 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : No time for stairs. We're going up the fast way!

11:26 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : FUCK IT! *Grapples af* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

11:26 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Hah! It's like military school! We will be- *begins looking down* ;_;

11:26 Lettucecow

(felix) YEAH!

11:26 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *begins whimpering*
(Jo) : Shut up army boy and climb!

11:26 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *ties the grappling hook cable thingy around their waists and starts climbing*

11:27 Lettucecow

(felix) *getting tangled in it*
(felix) this is okay.

11:27 Glenn31

(Amy) : Why. Did they have. To build this thing. Anyway?

11:27 Lettucecow

(mickey) *climbing up the stairs with jay* This is a lot easier then falling to our deaths!

11:27 Glenn31

(Amy) : Is Dubai compensating for a low average penis size?

11:28 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Oh my god this is going to take a thousand years!
(Brick) : Not if you speed climb! *tries to climb really fast but slips*

11:28 Lettucecow

(jay) come on, save your air capacity! Don't talk, lets run! *they go faster up the stairs*

11:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Yells to Amy* Didn't you SUCK a Dubai dick for like 2 weeks?

11:28 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Okay don't climb fast...
(Jo) : *facepalm*

11:28 Glenn31

(Amy) : *throws her sweaty booty at Scott*

.... BOOT BOOT! 11:28 You're Irrelevant. bull shit 11:29 The Villainous Vulture Nope, Booty 11:29 Glenn31 brb 11:29 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : I'm not surprised Amy, i'm not.

11:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Conf* Whore.
(Scott) : *Keeps goin up dem stairs doe*

11:29 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* I think me and Mickey really have this in the bag, we haven't gotten eaten by birds yet!
(mickey) *conf* no no no, we woke up in that birds mouth, remmeber?

11:30 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Are we in a loop or something? Come on!!!
(Brick) : No its just this place is REALLY high!

11:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Grapples past Jo* FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS

11:30 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* oh yeah...we're still doing pretty good though.

11:30 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft

11:30 Lettucecow

(Jay) *conf* Yep.

11:30 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : After him!

11:30 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *is jogging up the stairs tbh*

11:31 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *begins climbing faster* Steady now...

11:31 Lettucecow

(Cody) *scaling with jared* This is making me a bit queasy.

11:31 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : WE'RE A FUCKING ROCKET SHIP

I'm starting to think Jared is like, always high 11:31 Lettucecow

(cody) exactly why...

11:31 You're Irrelevant. luka luka night fever 11:32 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *conf* Next time I look down I'm going to have a heart attack
(Jo) : *conf* Army boy is such a wuss, why do I have him again?

11:32 Glenn31 bach

(Don) : Teams have now reached the halfway point
(Amy) : ONLY HALF!?

11:33 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : FUCK!

11:33 Glenn31

(Don) : Which means it's time for a SURPRISE!

11:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Still being sanic sped* THIS IS BULLSHIT

11:33 Lettucecow

(felix) ..What?

11:33 Glenn31

(Amy) : A what?

11:33 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : I don't like the sound of it

11:33 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Fuck this.
  • random arguing being heard tbh*

11:33 Glenn31

(Don) : Ladies and Gentlemen
(Don) : Please welcome back to the competition
(Don) : America's Least Favorite Ladies....

11:34 You're Irrelevant.

(bianca) : FUCK YOU

11:34 Lettucecow

(jay) ....

11:34 Glenn31

(Don) : BIANCA!

11:34 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : ;_;

11:34 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Oh jesus fucking christ

11:34 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* Well we're dead.

11:34 Glenn31

(Don) : And her far more hated companion....
(Amy) : No.

11:34 Lettucecow

(Mickey) Yep.

11:34 You're Irrelevant.

(brianna) : WHAT THE HELL

11:34 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : CLIMB BITCH! CLIIIIIIMB!

11:34 Glenn31

(Don) : BRIIIIIIIIIANNA!

11:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Still grappling* BIANCA IS BACK!  (:D)

11:34 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *begins climbing really fast* Oh shit I might die today!

11:34 Lettucecow

(cody) Yeah it's the best day of my life. 

11:34 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf* *throwing random shit around off-screen while Zoey watches* SHDFDGFJDHSJFGH

11:35 You're Irrelevant.

(Brianna) : *brushing her now-existant hair* WHY AM I HATED AGAIN

11:35 Glenn31

(Amy) : Three words
(Amy) : Tee

11:35 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *climbing with jo af*

11:35 Glenn31

(Amy) : Dee
(Amy) : Eye

11:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Conf* *Just smiling like an asshole and lightly sqwieing*

11:35 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) :*conf* *still playing Flappy Plane* FUCKING EAGLE.

i hate you glenn oh my god why am i even laughing at that 11:35 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* are you still high from that cocaine from colombia?

11:35 Glenn31

(Don) : But that's not all we have in store

11:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : BRIANNA DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING BAD!
(Scott) : Says the guy who scammed his girlfriend!

11:36 Glenn31

(Amy) : Hmph, of course you'd say that

11:36 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Oh great.

11:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : FUCK YOU!

11:36 Glenn31

(Amy) : You were trying to get in her panties the entire season

11:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : BULL SHIT!

11:36 Lettucecow

(felix) What else? 
(felix) please tell me izzy and sugar aren't returning.

11:36 Glenn31

(Amy) : Do we have a tape we can roll? No? Really? JESUS DON!

11:36 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : something really bad

brb 11:36 Glenn31

(Don) : Shit that reminds me

11:36 You're Irrelevant.

(brianna) : *on the TD message boards trying to figure out what she did* THE FUCK.

11:37 Glenn31

(Don) : Ridonculous Race Inc. claims no responsibility for the grevious bodily harm caused to the "Pageant Queens" team during their slavery term in Syria

11:37 You're Irrelevant. ^ 11:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Blaaaack-market! Yummmmm

11:37 Lettucecow

(cody) ditto.

11:37 You're Irrelevant. shocking 11:38 Glenn31

(Amy) : 17 hours on a plane with Zoey and Dave. Climbing 2000ft by stairs, AND NOW THIS?!
(Amy) : Can this day get any worse?

11:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : BITCH AND YOU SAY I'M THE ASSHOLE!

11:38 Glenn31

(Amy) : Oh I enjoyed your company after we made up don't worry
(Amy) : I just wanted to sound dramatic oops

11:38 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) ; THE FUCK DID I EVEN DO YOU YOUR BLEACH-BLONDE ASS

11:39 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I THINK SHE'S JUST MAD BECAUSE SOMEONE FUCKED SCOTT BEFORE SHE DID

11:39 Glenn31

(Amy) : *just fucking ignores that* I want to be a better person. Better person. Better person. Better people do not hit people.

11:39 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *gasp* Oh shit

11:40 Lettucecow

(felix) Scarlett...please tell me we're almost there

11:40 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : A little over halfway
(Scarlett) : Just... don't look down

11:40 Lettucecow

(felix) I know I'm trying to be confident and stuff, but I can't feel my arms..

11:40 Glenn31

(Amy) : Heyyyyyy Brianna
(Amy) : How's my BBF?

11:41 Lettucecow

(felix) *cinnamon is sleeping on his head* or my head.

11:41 Glenn31

(Amy) : Bianca! I've missed you so much since I... caused your elimination on TDImoving on

11:41 Lettucecow

(Jay) *dragging mickey up the stairs* Okay, this is getting redundant.

11:42 Glenn31

(Emma) : *walks over Mickey tbh*

11:42 Lettucecow

(mickey) No uncle cletus....no...
(jay) Hey!
(jay) thats my slightly useless partner you just stepped on!

11:42 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : GOOD!

11:42 Glenn31

(Emma) : *ignore*

11:43 Lettucecow

(jay) *rolls his eyes* So we are just dead meat to the competition. *keeps dragging mickey*

11:43 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Grappled so hard that he flies to the top of the tower* ANJBSDFGJNSBHD
(Jared) : WE'RE HERE!

11:43 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *stops* Wait a second!

11:43 Lettucecow

(cody) *gets carried by jared and slams into the floor*
(felix) What? 

11:43 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *points in the window* Is that...
(Scarlett) : A university-level Astrophysics seminar?!  :D

11:43 Lettucecow

(felix) is it what? My eyes are kinda fading from exhaustion.

11:43 TrueCobalion back

(Jo) : I think I see the top... oh wait thats more of the tower

11:44 Glenn31

(Owen) : *breathing heavily* So. Tired. Need. Caaake

11:44 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Pulls out a bag of peanuts* Would you... settle... for peanuts?

11:44 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Uuuugh!

11:44 Lettucecow

(Mickey) Uncle cletus...at..the...top...

11:44 The Villainous Vulture Cletus >:) 11:45 Glenn31

(Owen) : *eats some peanuts and walks slightly faster*
(Scarlett) : We've got to attend this!

11:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Okay... good...

11:45 Lettucecow

(jay) Ugh, are you hallucinating about jared's story AGAIN?

11:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Um Don? We're at the top of the tower! Now what?

11:45 Lettucecow

(felix) We need to WIN, we're not even astrophysicists!

11:45 Glenn31

(Don) : Huh, already!?
(Don) : Oh, um

11:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Grapples.  B)

11:45 You're Irrelevant. back ffs 11:46 Glenn31

(Don) : Hang on let me find my script *rumbling and other movement noises over the PA*

11:46 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : How high are we again?
(Brick) : I don't know!

11:46 Glenn31

(Don) : The first team to reach the top is in for yet another shocking surprise!

11:46 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I can't wait to see Bianca!  (:D)
(Jared) : Huh?

11:46 Glenn31

(Don) : Because they'll be getting their next travel tip from none other than.....

11:46 You're Irrelevant. are they still with don tbh 11:46 Lettucecow

(cody) *still faceplanted on the floor*

11:47 Glenn31

(Don) : Returning conpetitors....

11:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Peels Cody off the floor tbh*

11:47 Glenn31

(Amy) : *taps her earpiece because wtf* ANOTHER RETURNING TEAM?!

11:47 Lettucecow

(cody) *My bones jared, my bones.

11:47 Glenn31

(Don) : Vin and Billy!

11:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : YEY!  (:D)

11:47 Glenn31

(Amy) : WHAT?!

11:47 Lettucecow

(billy) *the tip is sticking out of his mouth*

11:47 The Villainous Vulture Funny how Jared likes everyone who returned 11:47 Lettucecow

(vin) Hey jared! 

11:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Sup bro! *Le high-five*

11:47 Lettucecow

(vin) I saw what you did in syria and I have to say
(vin) THAT WAS AWESOME

11:48 Glenn31

  • a buzz noise shoots through Vin's earpiece*

11:48 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : I know right? *Grabs the tip* ZIPLINING!  (:D)

11:48 Glenn31

(Don) : The tip!

11:48 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : I can't climb much longer, how high are we?

11:48 Glenn31

(tip) : Zipline down 2,716 feet to the Dubai Shopping Mall, and get to the Chill Zone on the top floor

11:48 Lettucecow

(vin) yeah yeah yeha!
  • yeah
(billy) *spits the tip out*

11:48 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : I can't tell!

11:48 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Easy enough. *Hooks himself up and grabs Cody* LET'S GO!

11:48 Glenn31

(Amy) : Ugh! Finally! Give me my tip emo boy

11:48 Lettucecow

(cody) OH DEAR LORD

11:48 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets to the top* Me too...

11:48 Glenn31

(Don) : The Dubai Shopping Mall is one of the largest shopping malls in the world

11:48 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *gets up to the top with Brick*

11:48 Lettucecow

(jay) *collapses at the top* You owe me mickey...

11:48 Glenn31

(Don) : Finding the Chill Zone in one of the stores will be no piece of cake

11:48 Lettucecow

(jay) you SO owe me.
(mickey) agreed.

11:49 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Hear that, Owen? CAKE!

11:49 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *still only like halfway tbh*

11:49 Lettucecow wat 11:49 Glenn31

(Owen) : Caaake?!

11:49 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : LET'S GO GET THE CAKE OWEN!

11:49 Glenn31

(Owen) : CAAAAAKKKKE! *snatches the tip off Vin*

11:49 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Ziplines with Skipp doe*

11:49 Lettucecow

(vin) have fun with that scott.

11:49 Glenn31

(Owen) : *straps onto the zipline* Let's do this!

11:49 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *grabs on to the zipline* Are you ready, Jo?
(Jo) : GO! *zips down*

11:50 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Grabs Owen* LETS GO

11:50 Glenn31

(Emma) *grabs the tip and goes before Owen and Scott because jesus*

11:50 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : ...Wait.*
(Scott) : *Realizes the shit he's getting into*

11:50 Glenn31

(Emma) : *arrives and kicks Jo in the back* 'scuse me!

11:50 The Villainous Vulture Have Owen go like damn 11:50 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Hey!

11:50 Glenn31

(Emma) : Now where's the chill zone?
(Owen) : *goes* WOOHOOHOOO!
  • the line they're on snaps*

11:50 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : WAIT WAIT SHI-

11:50 Glenn31

(Owen) : ...

11:51 Lettucecow

(felix) *climbing, hey scarlett, I think I see the top..

11:51 Glenn31

(Owen) : AHSDFGHJFKDJSHJDKFJGH
(Scarlett) : Same!

11:51 The Villainous Vulture

(scott) : OH SHIT *Grabs the rope before they fall and semi-swings on it(
(Scott) : NO NO NO NO

11:51 Glenn31

(Owen) : *falls af*

11:51 Lettucecow

(felix) *they get to the top, he starts coughing*

11:51 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Well, Owen's dead.

11:51 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *takes the tip from Vin* Ziplining?

11:51 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : which store is it?

11:51 Lettucecow

(vin) yep.

11:51 Glenn31

(Owen) : *bounces off the ground because cartoon logic and crashes through the roof of the mall*

11:51 Lettucecow

(vin) looks kinda funky to me

11:51 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : SKIPP! SANIC SPEED AND FIND THE SAFE ZONE!

11:51 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Ummm check ALL of em.

11:52 Lettucecow

(skipp) *speeds*

11:52 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Swings into the hole Owen made tbh* Ow...

11:52 Glenn31

(Owen) : *lands beside the chill zone*

11:52 Lettucecow

(jay) *ziplining with mickey*

11:52 Glenn31

(Don) : Nice, but both team members need to be here

11:52 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : I AM here.

11:52 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *runs into a store* HEY IS THIS THE CHILL ZONE!?

11:52 Glenn31

(Don) : Ohai
(Don) : Scott and Owen arrive first!

11:52 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Sanic speeds there with Skipp* FOUND IT!

11:52 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *blindly trips over a bug and on to the carpet*

11:52 Glenn31

(Owen) : Caaaake?!

11:52 Lettucecow

(jay) *they land at the chillzone*

11:53 Glenn31

(Amy) : *arrives at the chillzone*

11:53 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Is this the chillzone?

11:53 Lettucecow

(mickey) I see uncle cletus....

11:53 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Gets there with Cody tho*

11:53 Glenn31

(Amy) : *drags Zoey across too because Boys is probably afk*

11:53 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Brick what are you- oh hey the chillzone! PFFFFFFT!

11:53 Lettucecow

(mickey) *collapses on the chillzone*

11:53 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *runs to the chillzone*

11:53 Glenn31

(Emma) and  (Kitty) : There's the chill zone! *le cross*

11:53 Lettucecow

(felix) *him and scarlett cross it* 

11:53 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gives Emma a thumbs up*

11:53 Lettucecow

(felix) I think my asthma is acting up again..

11:53 Glenn31

(Emma) :  :/
(Don) : And now, the only teams still in the running are....

11:53 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : *Hits Dave with a pipe*
(Dave) : Blergselblub...

11:54 Glenn31

(Don) : Um, who?
(Don) : You guys really need some sort of tracking devices

11:54 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Where's the plane 2 dorks?

11:54 Lettucecow

(jay) what about trent and that other girl?

11:54 Glenn31

(Don) : Trent and Gwen...
(Don) : Don't seem to have checked in yet
(Don) : Anyone else not here?

11:54 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *gets there without Trent* I'm here!

11:54 Lettucecow

(cody) I don't think so

11:54 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : ... Trent god dammit

11:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : What about the guys who just came back? Do they count?

11:55 Glenn31

(Don) : Nope
(Don) : So that means Gwen and Trent are outtie

11:55 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Fine

11:55 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Dammit. I was hoping I wouldn't have to see Bianca.

11:55 Glenn31

(Amy) : Shhh! She hears everything bad you say about her

11:55 You're Irrelevant.

(bianca) : *appears behind them* It's true.

11:55 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Bye Don I guess *walks further into the mall with trent*

11:56 Glenn31

(Don) : So, that was Dubai

11:56 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Oh please, Jared will be to busy- OH GOD DON'T HURT ME

11:56 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *conf* Another enemy down

11:56 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Runs up and constricts bianca* BIANCA!  (:D)

11:56 Glenn31

(Don) : For the rest of the day, we'll leave our teams to shop 'till they drop

11:56 You're Irrelevant.

(bianca) ; What was that you were about to say, Sco--AJSFHGKKTLJVE

11:56 Lettucecow

(felix) *conf* See? We gave it our all and we didn't come in last!

11:56 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : We came in almost last though
(Kitty) : EEEEEEEE! *runs into a random store*

11:56 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Yea, goth face and music man almost made it...

11:56 Lettucecow

(felix) *conf* That was on you for watching the astrophysics thing for 27 minutes...

11:56 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Bye Ling Ling!

11:57 Lettucecow

(felix) *conf* no offense

11:57 Glenn31

(Emma) : Kitty! That's a sex shop! WTF!

11:57 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *conf* Will our alliance make it? I hope so. Pfft
(Brick) : *runs into the gym store thing*

11:57 Glenn31

(Amy) : After today's challenge, I don't think me and Zoey have ever been closer!  :D
  • conf* ^

11:58 You're Irrelevant.

(bianca) : Oh Gwen and Trent. Didn't think they were still in this.

11:58 Lettucecow

(vin) *talking to jared and cody* and so, I got back on, and I got larry and parks to keep you guys out of the laws reach.

11:58 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *conf* Yeah. Okay.

11:58 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Still on Bianca tbh*  (:D)

11:58 Glenn31

(Amy) : See? No yelling or swearing, we're making progress  :D

11:58 Lettucecow

(vin) *waving his hand in front of jared's face* uh...hello?

11:58 Glenn31

(Don) : See you next time on

11:58 Lettucecow

(cody) hes still pretty zonked out from colombia's cocaine.

11:58 Glenn31

(Don) : The Ridonculous Race!
(stop) THIS SHIT OVER  (stop)

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