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(stop) PLOX DO NOT TALK (stop)

(Don) : Last time on The Ridonculous Race
(Don) : Our teams faced their second race in Madrid
(Don) : Who knew transporting such precious cargo could be so stressful
(Don) : Emma proved that, even though she studies international law, she's totally not above throwing priceless artwork into trees and stuffing them in cramped taxis
(Don) : But whatever methods she used, her and Kitty still won the race, along with First Class and a special bonus!
(Don) : And we bid a sorrowful goodbye to Dwayne and Junior
(Don) : Today, our contestants will be dropped off in Brasov, Romania
(Don) : What do we have in store? Stay tuned for more!
(Don) : This is, THE RIDONCULOUS RACE!
(music) INTRO  (music)
(stop) ON DEH PLAYN, TALK PLOX  (stop)

9:19 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *playing music and shit again*

9:19 Glenn31

(Emma) : *getting a foot massage* Ohhhh, I could get used to this

9:19 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *looks out the window* That was... strange...

9:19 Lettucecow

(vin) Remember billy, last time was good...but we need to be quicker, and SNEAKIER!

9:19 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *Mani-pedi af* Ohhh yeah
(Zoey) : *snore af*

9:19 Lettucecow

(billy) *his mouth is full of cheese* YEAH

9:19 Glenn31

(Amy) : WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SNORE ON THE PLANE OMG

9:20 Lettucecow

(vin) *facepalm

9:20 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *opens the hatch door and gets on the side of it*

9:20 Lettucecow Skipp:WE'REGOINGTOROMANIADAVE 9:20 Glenn31

(Sugar) : So where we goin' again? Pennsylvania?

9:20 Lettucecow

(dave) I heard.

9:20 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Omg the door is open *shuts the hatch door*
(Ennui) : ...

9:20 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Transylvania. Brasov to be precise. It's the setting of the Dracula novel

9:20 Lettucecow

(Jay) *hanging off the plane with mickey again*

9:20 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *gets on top of the plane* I'M THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD!

9:21 Lettucecow

(Jay) WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN????  

9:21 Glenn31

(Sugar) :Dracula?! Isn't that the book about the vampires and the sparkly werewolves falling in love?

9:21 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *hearing footsteps on top of the plane*

9:21 Lettucecow

(Mickey) Maybe we sleepwalk jay
(Jay) Maybe..

9:21 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *looks out of window and sees them hanging on again* Wow again?

9:21 Glenn31

(Amy) : Um... Dave?

9:21 Lettucecow

(dave)  (twitch) what.

9:21 Glenn31

(Amy) : Can I talk to you?
(Amy) : In private.

9:21 Lettucecow

(DAVE) No.

9:21 TrueCobalion

(Crimson) : *looks out of window* Those two aren't funny...

9:22 Glenn31

(Amy) : PLEEEEEEEEEEASE!

9:22 TrueCobalion

(Crimson) : they're hilarious

9:22 Lettucecow Skipp:OMGBRASOVISGONNABESCARYIT'SWEIRD

(dave) I have enough to deal with.

9:22 Glenn31

(Amy) : Alright fine. Stay there with Skipp. I was gonna bail you out but whatever *walks away*

9:22 Lettucecow

(Harold) *sees amy* GOBLIN QUEEN!!!!!!!!
(Leonard) HAIL!

9:22 Glenn31

(Amy) : *knees Harold in the groin*

9:22 Lettucecow

(Harold)  D:

9:23 Glenn31

(Taylor) : Ugh! It's all your fault we're here again mom! You're so old and slow
(Kelly) : I'm sorry sweetie, I'm just not at the right age for all this running

Totaldramalego has joined the chat. 9:23 Lettucecow ohai 9:23 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Again they go  :/

9:23 Glenn31

(Taylor) : Then WHY did you sign up for this show with me? I could've done it with Britney but noooo

you missed an episode  :I 9:23 Totaldramalego hi sorry im late 9:24 Lettucecow it's cool 9:24 Glenn31 no problem who do you play again? Dwayne and Junior are out 9:24 Totaldramalego

(Crimson) and  (Mary)

I think wait 9:24 Glenn31 k 9:24 Totaldramalego lemme see 9:24 TrueCobalion Totaldramalego does play Crimson 9:25 Totaldramalego k 9:25 Glenn31

(Taylor) : Ugh. We're gonna get booted off early and it'll be all your fault Mom

9:25 TrueCobalion And Mary 9:25 Glenn31

(Kelly) : -_-

9:25 Totaldramalego What do they have to do? 9:25 Glenn31 nothing yet it's the start of the episode 9:25 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *slips off top of the plane and hits face on wing*

9:25 Glenn31 they're on the plane to the next location

(Amy) : *casually stuffs one of Brick's gym socks into Zoey's mouth*
(Zoey) : *doesn't even notice* Z z Z z Z

9:26 Totaldramalego

(Crimson) Fucking annoying twats.

9:26 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Hey isn't that-
(Brick) : *giggles a bit*

9:26 Totaldramalego

(Ennui) *nods*

9:26 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *run back a few seats*

9:26 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Alright, so based on our general health today, and the location in which we're competing

9:26 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *playing music and shit again*

9:26 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : I'd say we have a 59% chance of coming in first place today

9:27 Lettucecow

(felix) I got a 58.7%

9:27 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Trent lets not mess up this time

9:27 Lettucecow

(felix) *petting cinnamon*

9:27 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : So did I, I just rounded it to the nearest whole number

9:27 Totaldramalego

(Mary) We need to win this time,
(Ellody) I know.

9:27 Glenn31

(Ellody) : Based on OUR calculations we have a 68.599% chance of winning

HTEWORIDFOFHV 9:27 Totaldramalego oops 9:27 Glenn31

:P

9:28 Totaldramalego

(Mary) Thats good.

9:28 Lettucecow

(felix) *conf* Those other guys are a bit of showoffs, aren't they?

9:28 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : That's odd. Isn't that the airport there? Why aren't we landing?
(Scarlett) : *conf* Mhm
(Scarlett) : *conf* We need to show them who the real geniuses are!

9:28 TrueCobalion

(jo) : I'm the queen of the world still *t pose*

9:28 Lettucecow

(Felix) YEAH!

9:28 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *begins laughing at Jo's stupid pose*

9:28 Glenn31

(Amy) : Hey she's right, why aren't we landing?

9:29 Lettucecow

(jay) *hanging from the plane still* WE PASSED THE AIRPORT?

9:29 Glenn31

(Owen) : *farting and such*
(Scott) : -_-

9:29 Lettucecow

(jay) ARE WE BEING ABDUCTED???

9:29 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Omg we're going the wrong way!

9:29 Glenn31

(Don) : ATTENTION PASSENGERS
(Don) : We are about to arrive at our next destination

9:29 Lettucecow Skipp:ALIENDOLPHINSFROMTHEFUTURE!!!!!!!!! 9:29 Glenn31

(Don) : But the airport happens to be a 2 hour drive from Brasov

9:29 Totaldramalego

(Mary) Oh phew.

9:29 Lettucecow

(dave) no.

9:29 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : THE HAX!

9:29 Glenn31

(Don) : and we just hate to be an inconvenience
(Don) : Soooooo
  • the door opens*

9:30 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : I ain't havin that! *jumps off* GERONIMO!!!

9:30 Lettucecow

(cody) Called it.

9:30 Glenn31

(Amy) : 0-0
(Amy) : He's not serious, is he?

9:30 Totaldramalego

(Mary) AHHHHH *is sucked out*

9:30 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : WAIT FOR MEEEE *dives through*

9:30 Glenn31

(Don) : Yep, I am

9:30 Lettucecow

(Jared) YEAH! *takes a parachute and jumps out* WHOOOOOOOOOOO!

9:30 Glenn31

(Don) : Better grab a parachute

9:30 Totaldramalego

(Crimson) *walks and jumps out*

9:30 Lettucecow

(CODY) ALRIGHTY JARED! *jumps out*

9:30 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *rides on his guitar because logic*
(Gwen) : *leap of faith*

9:30 Glenn31

(Amy) : Ugh. And here I thought he was decent *grabs a parachute and jumps*
(Zoey) : *sleepwalks off the plane*
  • all my bitches jump tbh*

9:31 Totaldramalego

(Ennui) *follows Crimson*

9:31 Lettucecow

(Jay) *the rope holding them to the plane breaks, he and mickey fall down*
(Jay) We're dead when we hit the ground.
(Mickey) yeo.
  • yep

9:31 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *opens the parachute*
(Scarlett) : *catches Jay and Mickey*
(Scarlett) : You two are.. surprisingly light

9:31 TrueCobalion

(jo) : Hey! You guys are like tiny birds up there  :D

9:31 Lettucecow

(Jay) Thanks.

9:31 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Well you look like an ant down there!
(Jo) : :C

9:31 Glenn31

(Amy) : *lands*

9:31 Totaldramalego

(Crimson) *listening to music and falling*

9:31 Lettucecow (Skipp) *floating down on a parachute, with dave holding onto his legs* OMGTHISISSOOOOOOSCARYOMGOMGOMGOMG

(Dave) FML.

9:32 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *lands on tree*

9:32 Totaldramalego

(Ennui) *stares at the camera*

9:32 Glenn31

(Owen) : *is too heavy for his parachute* GSRHEOESDHFJEHFBDGJ

9:32 Totaldramalego

(Crimson) *hits a tree*

9:32 Glenn31

(Scott) : *casually falling* -_-

9:32 Lettucecow

(vin) *flapping his arms like wings while billy is weighing his parachute down* OH COME ON!

9:32 Glenn31

(Don) : Everybody on the ground?

9:32 Lettucecow

(Billy) *holdings a backpack filled of cheese*

9:33 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *flipping very fast*

9:33 Totaldramalego

(Mary) *smashes her head into the ground
(Mary) OW!

9:33 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Hey guys! Gwen is a helicopt- *crashes into ground*
(Jo) : *lands feet first*

9:33 Glenn31

(Don) : Welcome to Brasov!

9:33 Lettucecow

(Harold) *faceplants on the ground, leonard lands on him*

9:33 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : I beat you, ladies.

9:33 Glenn31

(Don) : Today's challenge will partly be taking place in
(Don) : DRACULA'S CAASSTLLLLLE! *thunder sound*

9:33 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *jumps out of tree*

9:33 Lettucecow

(vin) Once again

9:33 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Where's the thunder? It's sunny out  :/

9:33 Lettucecow

(vin) ya don't say?

9:33 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Ooh yeah real scary  :/

9:34 Totaldramalego

(Crimson) Fuck that bullshit.

9:34 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *grabs stick from tree* I am ready

9:34 Glenn31

(Don) : Inside the castle, you will be looking for a key
(Don) : What does this key open you ask?
(Don) : Why, only the most deadly thing known to man

9:34 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Lemme guess, a fucking apple?

9:34 Lettucecow

(cody) the key to your mother-in-laws house?

9:34 Glenn31

(Don) : ONE OF DRACULA'S TOYOTA HYBRIIIIIIDS! *thunder*

9:35 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : 2spooky4me

9:35 Glenn31

(Sugar) : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

9:35 Totaldramalego

(Crimson) wow didn't see that coming

9:35 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : lol what

9:35 Glenn31

(Don) : Each of you will take a car, and endure the 2 hour drive to the airport
(Don) : But Dracula's trusty mechanic's a little lazy
(Don) : So some cars will work better than others

9:36 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Great, a guessing game
(Gwen) : Just what I fucking expected

9:36 Glenn31

(Don) : Emma and Kitty, you won an advantage in Madrid
(Don) : You will recieve a GPS
(Don) : *hands them a GPS*
(Emma) : ^_^
(Don) : The rest of you will have to work with crudely drawn possible accurate maps that are stashed in the glove compartment
(Amy) : What does this have to do with vampires?
(Don) : Hybrids are electric cars

9:37 Lettucecow

(vin) maybe cause it's in DRACULA'S CASTLE

9:37 Glenn31

(Don) : It's not natural man!

9:37 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Where the fuck is the electric  >:O

9:38 Glenn31

(Don) : Don't worry, we phoned ahead to make sure all the cars were fully charged

9:38 Totaldramalego

(Crimson) Up your annoying fucking ass.

9:38 Glenn31

(Don) : But I never got a confirmation they they WERE charged, so...

9:38 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : No Vin, its like this... DRACULA'S CAAAAAAAAASTLE!!! *thunder sound because lol*

9:38 Lettucecow

(vin) No.

9:38 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *eyes roll*

9:38 Glenn31

(Don) : No public transport, because you'll be in cars
(Don) : As usual the first to arrive will get first class and an advantage at our next location

9:39 Lettucecow

(dave) Great. we get the jist, lets go

9:39 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Lets go!

9:39 Lettucecow Skip:OMGOMGOMGOMGSOEXITECOMGOMGOMGOGM 9:39 Glenn31

(Don) : The last to arrive will be eliminated
(Don) : And they can never come back
(Don) : EVER!

9:39 Lettucecow

(Dave) *glances at skipp* Thank god.

9:39 Glenn31

(Don) : And try not to run into any of Crimson and Ennui's distant relatives. They're just as unfriendly and scary as these two
(Don) : Now GO!
(Amy) : *runs into the castle*

9:40 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *grabs Jo and sprints off*

9:40 Glenn31

(Sugar) : YEEHAW! *runs in*

9:40 Lettucecow um 9:40 Glenn31

(Taylor) : HURRY UP MOM!

9:40 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) and  (Trent) : *runs in*

9:40 Lettucecow aren't they getting into cars oh wait 9:40 Glenn31 they need keys 9:40 Totaldramalego

(Crimson) and  (Ennui) *run into the castle*

9:40 Lettucecow nvm yeah 9:40 TrueCobalion the keys bleh 9:40 Lettucecow

(vin) *walks in*

9:40 Glenn31

(Emma) : *looking around* Keys keys keys

9:40 Lettucecow

(vin) Same plan billy.

9:41 Totaldramalego

(Mary) Come on Ellody! *runs into the castle*

9:41 Lettucecow

(billy) Okay vinny  :D
(vin) Stop calling me that.

9:41 Glenn31

(Kitty) : Emma, this painting's eyes are moving

9:41 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Gwen I think you find map then I find keys

9:41 Glenn31

(Emma) : Ugh, stop hallucinating and help me!

9:41 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : >.>

9:41 Glenn31

(Don) : The maps are in the cars
(Kitty) : Ok...

9:41 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Oh.

9:41 Totaldramalego

(Mary) According to my calculations...

9:41 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Come with me gwen.

9:41 Lettucecow

(harold) THIS IS JUST LIKE A DUNGEON!
(Leonard) I HOPE IT HAS A DRAGON!

9:42 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *looks at painting*

9:42 Totaldramalego

(Mary) The key for our car would be hidden in the *gulps* basement.

9:42 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *takes out a portable metal detector*

9:42 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Stupid painting! It keeps staring at me! *rips it up*

9:42 Glenn31

(Ellody) :  D:

9:42 Lettucecow

(felix) YAY! Good idea scarlett!

9:42 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Jo wait calm the fuck down

9:42 Totaldramalego

(Crimson) *Looks around*

9:42 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : No its suspicious

9:42 Lettucecow

(Jay) hmm... I don't see a key anywhere

9:42 Totaldramalego

(Mary) *opens the basement door*

9:42 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Ugh

9:43 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *beep beep af* I found something

9:43 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *goes into a room*

9:43 Totaldramalego

(Mary) *slowly walks downstairs*

9:43 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *sees something shiny*

9:43 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *pulls up a floorboard*

9:43 Lettucecow

(Harold) *pokes a painting, and it falls off, revealing a secret chamber* THE DUNGEONS ENTRANCE!

9:43 Glenn31

(Zombie) : *wearing a tinfoil hat* BLERHGH!

9:43 Totaldramalego

(Mary) *smashes into a key rack where she feels one key*

9:43 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Its just metal. But I'll pick it up...

9:43 Lettucecow

(Leonard) LET US PREPARE FOR THIS LEVEL!

9:43 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : WHAT THE HELL

9:43 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Is it...

9:43 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *shoves that floorboard back on

9:43 Totaldramalego

(Mary) I found i Ellody! Lets go! 

9:44 Glenn31

(Ezekiel) : X_X

9:44 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : A key?

9:44 Glenn31

(Ellody) : Good work! I'll drive
(Scarlett) : Oh, here's a key!

9:44 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Alright lets go!

9:44 Lettucecow

(Harold) OH IT IS A KEY! PERFECT! *gets it and starts running out*

9:44 Glenn31

(Emma) : Found one!

9:44 Lettucecow

(vin) NOW!

9:44 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *rips off aa painting and finds a key*

9:44 Totaldramalego

(Ennui) *takes out a magnet and searches the wall*

9:44 Lettucecow

(billy) *tackles harold and mauls him*

9:44 Glenn31

(Kitty) : Found another
(Emma) : Take it with us  :P

9:44 Lettucecow

(HAROLD) OW OW OW OW!

9:44 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *running for a hybrid*

9:44 Totaldramalego

(Crimson) THERE! *Points to a plant*

9:44 Lettucecow

(vin) *him and billy run off to a car*

9:44 Glenn31

(Emma) and  (Kitty) : *gets in the cat*

9:44 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *jumps in the first one he sees*

9:44 Totaldramalego

(Ennui) *breaks a vase and gets a key*

9:44 Glenn31 IN THE CAT MY GOD 9:45 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *jumps in a car*

9:45 Lettucecow

(vin) *puts the key in* ...IT'S NOT CHARGED!

9:45 Totaldramalego

(Crimson) Lets go!

9:45 Glenn31

(Emma) : *starts the engine* These hybrids are so unnaturaly quiet

9:45 Lettucecow

(vin) UGH! Oh wait...

9:45 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *reads map* Why the fuck is my map a smiley face

9:45 Lettucecow

(VIN) *gets a piece of cheese out of billy's pocket*

9:45 Glenn31

(Amy) : *finds a key and drives off af*

9:45 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : You're reading it wrong *drives*

9:45 Totaldramalego

(Crimson) *drives*

9:45 Glenn31 Emma's GPS: In 100 yards, turn left 9:45 Lettucecow

(vin) *takes a carseat and ties it billy's back, then jumps, on and holds the cheese in front of him*

9:45 Glenn31

(Emma) : Oh how I love winning!

9:46 Lettucecow

(billy) CHEEESE!!!!!!!!!1 *starts runnign*

9:46 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *puts key in and drives*

9:46 Totaldramalego

(Mary) turn on your first left!

9:46 Lettucecow

(vin) AHAHA! THERE WE GO!

9:46 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Where do we go Gwen?

9:46 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *setting up an Electro-Magnetic Pulse thingy*

9:46 Lettucecow

(Dave) *him and skipp get in a car*

9:46 Totaldramalego

(Crimson) Ok. It says here to turn left. Lets go.

9:46 Lettucecow Skipp:LETSDOTHIS 9:46 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : umm cut through those trees on the right

9:46 Totaldramalego

(Ennui) *drives*

9:46 Lettucecow

(Dave) for once I agree.

9:46 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *turns it on as they go past Emma and Kitty's car*
  • both the cars stop*
(Emma) : OH COME ON!

9:47 Lettucecow

(vin) *passes all of them on billy* CYA LATER LOSERS!

9:47 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *drives through trees and shit as Brick and Jo's car drives*

9:47 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Crap! I forgot these were electric!

9:47 Lettucecow

(billy) HI ;D

9:47 Totaldramalego

(Ennui) *turns left, but the controls are messed up so they turn right*

9:47 Glenn31 GPS: *shuts off* 9:47 TrueCobalion

  • Jo's car stop* Fuck!

9:47 Totaldramalego

(Crimson) TURN RIGHT.

9:47 Glenn31

(Emma) :  (twitch)

9:47 TrueCobalion Oops

(Jo) : Fuck!

9:47 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : COME ON START!

9:47 Totaldramalego

(Ennui) *turns right*

9:47 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : We're running lets go!

9:47 Glenn31

(Ellody) : *drives past* EMP on an electric car? How silly of you

9:48 Totaldramalego

(Mary) The airport is just up ahead.

9:48 Glenn31

(Ellody) : It's a two hour drive...

9:48 TrueCobalion

(Trent) and  (Gwen) : Oh shit I don't have control!

9:48 Lettucecow

(Jay) Alright..we're here! *goes to get into the car, but gets smacked itto dave and skipp's car and flies away*

9:48 Glenn31

(Ellody) : We just left

9:48 Totaldramalego bish they have been driving so shhh 9:48 Glenn31

:P

nah give it a couple more minutes 9:48 TrueCobalion

  • Trent/Gwen's car begins spinning out*

9:48 Lettucecow

(vin) AHAHA! WE'RE IN THE LEAD! NICE JOB BILLY!

9:48 Glenn31

(Don) : The airport is about 1 hour away from the leading car*

9:48 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : BREAAKK BREAAAAK!

9:48 Lettucecow

(jay) *him and mickey land on billy's carseat*
(vin) WHAT THE-

9:48 Glenn31

(Emma) : *starts the car and drives off*

9:49 TrueCobalion

(Jo) and  (Brick) : *jumps on

9:49 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : OH COME ON!

9:49 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : We missed!

9:49 Lettucecow

(jAY) Sorry.

9:49 Totaldramalego

(Ennui) *turns right*
(Crimson) We can do it! 

9:49 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *grabs Ennui's car* Hold on!

9:49 Glenn31

(Amy) : Zoey, which way do we turn here?

9:49 Lettucecow

(vin) GET OFF! *picks them up and throws them into the whieldshild of ellody's car*

9:49 Glenn31

(Zoey) : Um....... jonnor

9:49 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *drives through more trees*

9:49 Glenn31

(Amy) : What?
(Zoey) : I mean straight

9:49 Lettucecow

(mickey) ow.

9:49 Glenn31

(Amy) : *goes straight*

9:50 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Watch out!!! *drives into a hybrid*

9:50 Glenn31

(Sugar) : *speeding while listening to craptry* YEEEEEEHAWWWWW!
(Izzy) : *even she hates this music*  (sick)

9:50 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Forget it leave them! Thats one down! *drives off*

9:50 Lettucecow

(Leonard) *in a hybrid driving* LETS PUT ON SOME QUESTING MUSIC!

9:50 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *starts the car and speeds off af*

9:50 Lettucecow

(Harold) I HAVE THE SOUNDTRACK OF SKYRIM ON CD!
(Leonard)  (:D)

9:50 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *gets up on Ennui's car* Get ready!

9:51 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *tosses Felix a tablet* Get a GPS app on this

9:51 Lettucecow

(Felix) On it!

9:51 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *punches Brick* Shut up!

9:51 Lettucecow

(felix) annddd there we go!

9:51 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *throws guitar behind*

9:51 Glenn31

(Kelly) : *singing in the car* AND I SAY HEYYYYYAYAYYYAYAYY HEYYYYAAAYAYYY
(Taylor) : *facepalm*

9:52 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *hears Kelly's singing* Shut the fuck up pleas!

9:52 Lettucecow

(hAROLD) This makes me want to do some real questing for some soda!
(Leonard) theres a shop right there!
(harold) QUEST BEGIN!
(harold) *they get out of the car and walk into the shop*

9:52 Glenn31

(Don) : It seems Harold and Leonard have taken.. a break?

9:52 Lettucecow

(Leonard) You guys have mtn dew?

9:52 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Oh boy we see some buildings

9:53 Glenn31

(Amy) : I SEE A CITY

9:53 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *surfing on Ennui's car with Jo* Over there! THE CITY!

9:53 Lettucecow shopkeeper: *says "take them hostage" in romanian* 9:53 Glenn31 damn 9:53 Lettucecow

(harold) it's in the back?

9:53 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *falls off* Fuck!

9:53 Lettucecow

(Leonard) What?

9:53 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Brick god dammit!

9:53 Glenn31

(Emma) : *lost af*
(Emma) : WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!

9:53 Totaldramalego

(Mary) WTF

9:53 Lettucecow

(harold) Hey...don't you remember don said gypsies might capture us?

9:53 Glenn31

(Kitty) : I don't know, we didn't get a map

9:53 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *jumps off and gets Brick* Is this bosnav?*

9:54 Lettucecow

(leonard) Yeah? so?
  • a bunch of people dogpile on leonard and harold*

9:54 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *runs* I don't know!

9:54 Totaldramalego

(Crimson) *Turn down Hogenshnouff Avenue.

9:54 Lettucecow

(leonard) oh.
(Harold) CRAP.

9:54 Glenn31

(Ellody) : *speeds past the goths tbh*

9:54 TrueCobalion

  • some people grab Gwen*

9:54 Lettucecow

(vin) *arrives*

9:54 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : I'M NOT A VAMPIRE! GET OFF ME!

9:54 Totaldramalego

(Mary) Nice!

9:54 Lettucecow

(vin) I see it billy!

9:54 Glenn31

(Don) : VIN AND BILLY HAVE ARRIVED FIRST

9:54 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *kicks a person and grabs Gwen*

9:55 Lettucecow

(billy) *bucks vin off*
(vin) HEY! YOUR NOT A HORSE!

9:55 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : I see it! Lets go!

9:55 Glenn31

(Amy) : *hears this on the radio* OH COME ONNNN!

9:55 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *trips* Damn it!

9:55 Glenn31

(Don) : Now it's a race for last place!

9:55 Totaldramalego

(Crimson) *Arrives*
(Ennui) *arrives*

9:55 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *passes Brick* We made it! *Arrives with Gwen*
(Gwen) : Nice!

9:55 Glenn31

(Ellody) : *arrives*
(Scarlett) : *arrives*

9:55 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *barges through the airport*

9:56 Lettucecow

(Dave) *him and skipp arrive, with jay and mickey sitting on the top of their car, knocked out*

9:56 Glenn31

(Sugar) : *arrives*

9:56 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *arrives*

9:56 Totaldramalego

(Mary) *arrives*

9:56 Glenn31

(Taylor) : *arrives*
(Amy) : *arrives*

9:56 Lettucecow

(cody) WE'RE HERE JARED1
(Jared)  (:D)

9:56 Glenn31

(Bianca) and  (Brianna) : *arrive even tho they've done nothing*
(Don) : That looks to be everyone
(Don) : Who's missing?

9:56 Lettucecow

(harold) *him and leonard wake up in a room, tied up*
(Harold) CRAP.
(Leonard) ...

9:57 Glenn31

(Amy) : Emma and Kitty and Leonard and Harold
(Emma) : *in the city*

9:57 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Where are they anyway?

9:58 Lettucecow

(harold) Why do you guys have forks?

9:58 Glenn31

(Don) : It's down to Emma and Kitty, and Leonard and Harold. The last one to arrive is out!

9:58 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : I bet they were caught by those gypsy guys *giggling*

9:58 Lettucecow

(Harold) are we staying for dinner?

9:58 Glenn31

(Emma) : *arrives*

9:58 Lettucecow

(Leonard) ooh, that'd be nice

9:58 Totaldramalego

(Crimson) *speaks to the locals*

9:58 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *beat boxing and shit*

9:58 Glenn31

(Kitty) : FROM FIRST PLACE TO SECOND LAST
(Emma) : *is about to literally murder Scarlett tbh*
(Emma) : *conf with Kitty* That four-eyed ginger sweater-wearing freak! We were in the lead

9:59 Lettucecow

(dave) Um. those 2 geeks aren't yet

9:59 Glenn31

(Don) : So that means Leonard and Harold are out!
(Don) : Where are they anyway?

9:59 Totaldramalego

(Crimson) They were kidnapped.

9:59 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : They might be dead

9:59 Glenn31

(Don) : *takes out an iPad* Their car's pulled up at.... oh no

10:00 Totaldramalego

(Crimson) The locals said that they kidnap any Americans that look like failures at life.

10:00 Glenn31

(Don) : A gypsy camp!
(Don) : Oh well  :I

10:00 Lettucecow

  • the scene shifts to the room where leonard and harold are in, leonards beard and harold's glasses are sitting on a table, with a boiling human-size pot cooking behind it*

10:00 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : One team down *celebratory dance*

10:00 Glenn31 jesus 10:00 TrueCobalion oops

:/

10:00 Glenn31

(Don) : Anyway, here's your tickets
(Taylor) : Ew, Dublin?

10:01 Lettucecow

(vin) DUBLIN? EWWWWWWWWWWW

10:01 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Ireland? Better than Transyl-fucking-vania...

10:01 Lettucecow

(DAVE) Dublin? Ew,

10:01 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Dublin? Fuck

10:01 Lettucecow

(Jay) Dublin? Ew.

10:01 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Dublin? Paddy...

10:01 Lettucecow

(Mickey) it could be fun

10:01 Totaldramalego

(Crimson) Lets go.

10:01 Lettucecow

(jay) no.,

10:01 Glenn31

(Amy) : Dublin.... I can smell the drugs and beer already
(Don) : Our next location is Dublin!

10:02 Lettucecow

(felix) what do you think happened to leonard and harold?

10:02 Glenn31

(Don) : What's gonna happen there? Who knows?
(Don) : Find out next time on
(Don) : The Ridonculous Race!

10:02 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Rip in pepperoni the geeks

10:02 Glenn31

(stop) THIS EPISODE HAS ENDED  (stop)

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