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(stop) PLZ DO NOT TALK OR BAD STUFF WILL HAPPEN LIKE HIJOTEE COMING HERE OR SOMETHING (stop)

(Don) : Last time on The Ridonculous Race
(Don) : I took a well deserved break after 5 grueling episodes of hosting
(Don) : Our teams raced through the streets of Moscow with flags
(Don) : Emma and Dave's conflict heated up even more
(Don) : Brick and Jo somehow managed to win the challenge, and are now enjoying first class, and they'll get a wicked advantage
(Don) : But unfortunately, Crimson and Ennui were eliminated
(Don) : What does Lhasa have in store for our teams? Find out right here, right now on..
(Don) : THE RIDONCULOUS RACE!
(music) intro  (music)
(stop) ON THE FUCKING PLANE  (stop)

9:55 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Sleeping doe*

9:55 Lettucecow

(skipp) *drinking a can of an energy drink* UGHDAVE...WHATHAPPENDLASTTIMIEMAN
(skipp) IDON'TREMEMBERANYTHING

9:56 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : This is sick!

9:56 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : So, in order to take down Dave and Skipp, we're going to need allies. And lots of them

9:56 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : So this is what its like to get first class.

9:56 Lettucecow

(FELIX) O-okay!
(felix) like who?

9:56 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Emma and Kitty are the obvious option, first of all

9:57 Lettucecow

(felix) when you're right, you're right
(felix) but who else..

9:57 Glenn31

(Ellody) : How about me and Mary?

9:57 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Listening to their conversation though and smiles to himself*

9:57 Glenn31

(Ellody) : We may have our differences, but we still have a common foe

9:57 Lettucecow

(felix) *screams and jumps ontop of the baggage area
(felix) DON'T DO THAT.

9:58 The Villainous Vulture ^ Is he talking to Ellody tho? 9:58 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : zzz...
(Trent) : ugh...

9:58 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Fine.

9:58 Lettucecow

(jay) *next to felix* Why are you up here?

9:58 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : We can be allies. For now.

9:58 Lettucecow

(felix) why are you up here?

9:58 Glenn31

(Ellody) : Why are YOU in here?

9:58 Lettucecow

(jay) I don't know. I woke up in here
(mickey) we're used to it.

9:58 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *still sort of weirded out be the resemblance*

9:58 Lettucecow

(jay) hey, are you our cousin or something?
(felix) No?
(mickey) 3rd cousin? 
(felix) why?

9:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Is there all of a sudden* Well

9:59 Lettucecow

(jay) no reason..
(felix) IUFCRNIJNRGTBQIJNT54QHIJNT5H4QWH5H
(felix) HOW DID YOU GET UP HERE

9:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : According to my observations I just made up
(Jared) : You 3 are all related due to your great-great-great grandfather Cletus
(Jared) : He boned lots of whores during the Civil War

10:00 Glenn31 am I the only one who sees Jared's voice as Mal's voice only way perkier? 10:00 Lettucecow ... I THOUGHT THAT TOO 10:00 The Villainous Vulture Ikr 10:00 Glenn31 yass 10:00 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : And you two are descendants of two different whores he boned

10:00 Lettucecow

(felix) .......
(felix) I'm not sure how to respond to that.
(jay) why doesn't he have our bad luck then?

10:01 Glenn31

(Amy) : So I guess Cletus wasn't very... aesthetically pleasing in the looks department?

10:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : You should've seen him in TDRT

10:01 Lettucecow

(mickey) hey yeah!
(felix) t..d..r..t?

10:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Never mind

10:01 Lettucecow omg 10:01 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Jared

10:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : But yes, Cletus was an ugly mother fucker

10:01 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : We have a proposal for you

10:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : YES I WILL!

10:01 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : I can live off this. Haha...

10:01 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : What?

10:01 Lettucecow

(felix) you'll help us get rid of dave and skipp?

10:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I don't know
(Jared) : Hmmmmmmm

10:02 Lettucecow

(jay) oh dave and skipp?
(jay) they scare us
(mickey) we'll jelp!
(jay) jelp?

10:02 Glenn31 in reality Dave is sitting like 2 rows back xD 10:02 Lettucecow

(mickey) I don't know.

10:02 TrueCobalion jelp

:P

10:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I don't know... I owe Dave for that favor when I was in Guantanamo

Dave is literally listening to all this shit rn xD 10:02 Lettucecow

(felix) ...what..,?

10:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Oh nothing

10:02 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Your favor to him is not letting us kill him

10:02 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : So whats gonna happen in lhasa? Lhana?

10:03 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Just eliminate him

10:03 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Had to be there kind of thing
(Jared) : I'll think about it

10:03 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : I think I know who we should ask

10:03 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Until then, let me regale you of tales of Cletus, the Whore-Fucker from Texas:

10:03 Lettucecow

(jay) me and mickey 'll help ya scarlett.

10:03 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *walks up to First Class*

10:03 Lettucecow

(mickey) They kinda sca rus

10:03 Glenn31 sca rus 10:03 Lettucecow

(JAY) why can't you talk today?
(mickey) I think I slept on my jaw
(jay) *facepalm

10:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Once upon a time in the midst of the Civil War

10:04 Glenn31 brb 10:04 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Ohh... I'm tired ;_;

10:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Cletus was the oldest soldier in the Confederate Army
(Jared) : In January, 1863, he stopped at a whore house in North Carolina

10:05 Lettucecow

(felix) ........

10:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : There he had sex with various whores all in the same night
(Jared) : And thus, your great-great-great grandmothers

10:05 Lettucecow

(cody) *next to jared* are you telling the whore story again?

10:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Maybe  (Troll)

10:05 Lettucecow

(cody) yeah, we put a bullet right in her head and then we..

10:05 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *hearing the story* lol

10:05 Lettucecow

(jay) what.
(cody) .......

10:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : No not THAT story

10:06 Lettucecow

(cody) my bad.

10:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : But Cletus had sex with 8 different whores that night
(Jared) : So it's safe to assume you have a LOT more distant cousins

10:06 Lettucecow

(jay) I'm very uncomfortable.
(mickey) so am me
(jay) *shakes mickey* WHY CAN'T YOU TALK!

10:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : OH MY GOD

10:06 Lettucecow

(mickey) slept. on. jaw.

10:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : THE PROPHACY IS COMING TRUE

10:07 Lettucecow

(jay) ......what?

10:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : IT IS SAID

10:07 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : What

10:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : THAT WHEN ONE OF THE DESENDANTS OF CLETUS HEARS ABOUT HIS FAMILY HISTORY
(JARED) : THEY WILL BEGIN TO TALK LIKE HIM

10:07 Lettucecow

(jay) what...?

10:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Cletus was a very uneducated man.

10:08 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *walks into First Class like she owns the place* Hello there

10:08 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* Jared creeps me out.

10:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : MICKEY IS THE ONE WHO SPEAKS LIKE CLETUS!

10:08 Lettucecow

(mickey) jep.
(jay) *facepalm*

10:08 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Cletus what

10:08 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Brick and Jo, I have an offer for you

10:08 The Villainous Vulture Cletus = best fucking backround character ever 10:08 Glenn31

(Amy) : The Slack Jawed Yokel

10:08 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : What?
(Brick) : Hm?

10:08 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : You help us get rid of Dave and Skipp
(Scarlett) : And we'll ensure your safety for the foreseeable futre

10:09 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Alright...

10:09 Lettucecow brb 10:09 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft
(jo) : He deserves it for messing with me

10:09 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Excellent
(Scarlett) : *conf* With the alliance I've managed to form, Dave's days are very much numbered  (die)

10:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Keeps babbling about Cletus tho*

10:10 Glenn31

  • the plane starts shaking af*

10:10 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Fuck an airquake

10:10 Glenn31

(Ellody) : THIS. FEELS. LIKE. MORE. THAN. TURBULENCE
(Scarlett) : AJWSJSJJFJDSJDJFCJDGHFDSSJZNFG

10:11 TrueCobalion

(Trent) :BLARG

10:11 Glenn31

(Sugar) : *bouncing all over the plane*
(Sugar) : *lands on Dave*

10:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Is in the confessional rn doe*

10:11 Glenn31

(Sugar) : *lands on Dave in the confessional doe*

10:11 The Villainous Vulture

  • Nope*

10:11 Glenn31

(Sugar) : *fine, lands on Scott*

10:11 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft

10:12 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : AHRUHDGYEHDJFGHUDOJHUFE

10:12 Glenn31

(Sugar) : *farts*

10:12 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : ANSBDHGYEUJDSDCHBFUEHIJSJCDF

10:12 Glenn31

(Owen) : *bouncing also, lands on Sugar on Scott*

10:12 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : NUKE INCOMING

10:12 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Ded*

lag test? k 10:15 Glenn31 oh nobody talks then

(Scarlett) : Good news. Brick and Jo are in

10:16 TrueCobalion lag test 10:16 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Still regaling everyone with the most interesting stories ever about Cletus*

10:17 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *slaps Jared* Shut up

10:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Aw  D:

10:17 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *conf* Dave is going goodbye

10:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : We were just getting to the good part  D:

10:18 Glenn31

(Emma) : What are you babbling about?

10:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : CLETUS! THE WHORE-FUCKER FROM TEXAS!  (:D)

10:20 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : We're forming an alliance against Dave. Would you like to j-
(Emma) : WE'RE IN!
(Kitty) : *conf* I hate how seriously Emma's taking this game. I only came with her so I could see the world. I should've known this would happen -_-

10:20 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *conf* Good day sir!

10:21 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Conf* You know, it's funny how they think they're being secretive about this alliance thing, I was pretending to sleep this whole time and I heard the whole thing.  :/

10:22 Glenn31 tf is Lettuce doe 10:22 The Villainous Vulture idk 10:22 Glenn31

(Don) : Buckle up teams! We're about to arrive in Lhasa!
(stop) IN LHASA  (stop)

10:23 The Villainous Vulture

(Skipp) : OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

10:23 Glenn31

(Don) : Welcome to Lhasa!

10:23 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Facepalm*

10:23 Glenn31

(Jay) : *getting hurt in comical ways*
(Vin) : *brooding*
(Billy) : *cheese*

10:23 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Hmm

10:23 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Still babbling about Cletus*

10:24 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft
(Trent) : *humming*

10:24 Lettucecow back. 10:25 The Villainous Vulture Math? 10:25 Lettucecow yes. 10:25 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Zzz boring

10:25 Glenn31

(Don) : Today's challenge is a typical marathon
(Don) : Which means you'll be running 46 kilometres
(Don) : Seems easy enough right?
(Don) : Wrong
(Don) : We'll be throwing all sorts of obstacles at you

10:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Like Emma's face?

10:27 Glenn31

(Emma) : -_-
(Don) : No
(Don) : The first team to arrive at the airfield which is a little over 42 km from here wins an advantage
(Don) : Brick and Jo, your advantage is....
(Don) : A bottle of water to keep you going longer!

10:28 Lettucecow

(vin) *cracks up*

10:28 Glenn31

(Don) : One bottle.

10:28 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Okay

10:28 Lettucecow

(vin) NICE ADVANTAGE LOSERS!

10:28 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : That was pointless
(Gwen) : Losers got a bottle of water

10:28 Glenn31

(Don) : And for when you run out of breath
(Don) : A handy vespa scooter

10:28 Lettucecow

(vin) DAMMIT

10:28 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Yes

10:29 Glenn31

(Don) : But it has very little fuel
(Don) : So be careful deciding when to use it

10:29 Lettucecow

(vin) *ahem* AGAIN, NICE ADVANTAGE LOSERS

10:29 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Fuck

10:29 Glenn31

(Don) : Loser, as usual, goes home
(Don) : go!
  • all my biches run*

10:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Runs af*

10:30 Glenn31

(Ellody) : *trips up Skipp*

10:30 Lettucecow

(skipp) *grabs dave and sanic speeds again*

10:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *On Owen's back per usual*

10:30 TrueCobalion

  • all my bitches run*

10:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets Sanic speeded*

10:30 Glenn31

(Owen) : *running*

10:30 Lettucecow

(vin) *riding billy again*

10:30 Glenn31 ^ giggity 10:30 Lettucecow ? 10:30 Glenn31 nothing 10:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Hey Skipp, get near Vin would ya?

10:30 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Where are we?
(Trent) : Its all barren and shit

10:31 Lettucecow

(skipp) OKAYSUREWHY? *gets near vin*
(jay) *running*

10:31 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *pulls an energy drink out of her pocket and throws it past Skipp into the woods*

10:31 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Hey Vin, I have a propasition for you
(Dave) : Also, Skipp, don't fall for that.

10:31 Lettucecow

(vin) Yeah?
(skipp) FALLFORWHAT?

10:31 Glenn31

(Sugar) : RAAWAWRWWRR! *plows over Dave and Skipp*

10:32 Lettucecow

(skipp) OW.

10:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Four of us alliance, the rest are forming a massive one against US and I'm pretty sure you just made a bad impression with em

10:32 Lettucecow

(vin) ah.
(vin) Either way, Sure, I'll team up with you guys

10:32 Glenn31

(Emma) : *throws a piece of cheese in Billy's direction*

10:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Awesome. *Flicks Skipp so he Sanic speeds again*

10:32 Lettucecow

(billy) YAY!
(vin) what-no-don't!

10:33 Glenn31

(Emma) : *runs up beside Vin* You're really falling for that?

10:33 Lettucecow

(vin) *kicks billy in the ribs*

10:33 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *drinking water*

10:33 Lettucecow

(billy) *straightens out*

10:33 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Alright we both get 1/2

10:33 Lettucecow

(vin) ugh, what do YOU want?

10:33 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *drinks water*

10:33 Glenn31

(Emma) : To warn you

10:33 Lettucecow

(vin) of what?

10:33 Glenn31

(Emma) : You've seen TDPI haven't you?
(Emma) : Dave isn't the most loyal to his allies

10:33 Lettucecow

(vin) *eye roll*
(vin) dave and skipp have beaten your asses every time

10:34 Glenn31

(Emma) : So?

10:34 Lettucecow

(vin) I'll stick with the winners.

10:34 Glenn31

(Emma) : Once he gets us out of the way
(Emma) : You're probably next

10:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Literally goes up to Cody and Jared and just says:* You two owe me for Guantanamo, you know what I want in return.

10:34 Glenn31

(Emma) : I mean, your brains are a huge threat to him

10:34 Lettucecow

(cody) whatta think jared?
(cody) I honestly don't care

10:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Meh, we kinda do

10:34 Lettucecow

(cody) sure, we're good then dave

10:34 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Don't listen to him Jared!

10:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Besides, the others are ganging up on him, might as well

10:34 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Shit I can't catch up...

10:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : SORRY SCAR BUT I DON'T WORK WITH LAMOS! *Le goes*

10:35 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Come on! *picks up Gwen*

10:35 Lettucecow

(felix) *heaving* ugh...ALL THIS RUNNING! I THINK I HAVE A HERNIA SCARLETT.

10:35 Glenn31

(Ellody) : He's making his own alliance. What do we do?
(Scarlett) : We play the game harder.
(Scarlett) : FASTER!

10:35 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : This is gwetting hot.

10:35 Glenn31

(Ellody) : *faster af*

10:35 Lettucecow

(felix) I-I-..isn't this kinda *huff* dishonest?

10:35 TrueCobalion gwetting fuck 10:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Goes up to Gwen and Trent* Hey guys!

10:35 Glenn31

(Emma) : Look Vin, I'm just looking out for you

10:35 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : What?

10:35 Lettucecow

(vin) I don't need it.
(vin) now scram.

10:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I have a quick question for you

10:36 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *panting* Say it now

10:36 Glenn31

(Emma) : Whatever it's your funeral *runs off*

10:36 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : How far are we again?

10:36 Lettucecow

(vin) *shakes head* wow, shes desperate *laugh*

10:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : What would you think if the others we making an alliance that picked off everyone else that wasn't in it?

10:36 Glenn31

(Don) : They've ran 10 km already, they're not even halfway there

10:36 Lettucecow

(billy) EVEN I SAW THAT, IT WAS WORSE THEN ROTTON CHEESE!

10:36 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Ahh
(Gwen) : Okay

10:36 Lettucecow

(vin) You said it

10:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Exactly, wanna join my little crusade to stop that?

10:37 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Alright I will, Trent?

10:37 Glenn31

(Emma) : Scott, Owen, buddies!

10:37 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : okay

10:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : What is it?
(Dave) : Awesome, SANIC SPEED AGAIN SKIPP!

10:37 Glenn31

(Emma) : We think Dave's getting a little.. cocky

10:37 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *begins hallucinating* Look its the airport!

10:37 Lettucecow

(skipp) GOTTAGOFASSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! *sanic speeds*

10:37 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *tackles cactus*

10:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : He's always like that.

10:37 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : what the fuck is this

10:37 Glenn31

(Emma) : But he's getting to be a huge threat, isn't he?
(Owen) : She's right Scott. We want to win don't we?

10:38 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : What the fuck Jo?

10:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : I think the best thing for us to do is stay neutral Owen

10:38 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : ooh...

10:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : If we do that, we can let em fight without being caught in the crossfire

10:38 Glenn31

(Emma) : Suit yourself, but Dave will be knocking on your door soon

10:38 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Let's go... *picks up Jo and runs*

10:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : We'll say no to him too

10:38 Glenn31

(Emma) : *runs up to Amy and Zoey*

10:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Appreciate the offer though

10:38 Glenn31

(Amy) : Yes.
(Emma) : Oh, that was easy

10:38 Lettucecow

(vin) *rides billy over to dave* ey!

10:39 Glenn31

(Amy) : I'm not letting me beat me again. We're in

10:39 Lettucecow

(vin) The asian girl you hate is literally SO desperate she was BEGGING me to join her!

10:39 Glenn31

(Emma) : Excellent

10:39 Lettucecow

(VIN) IT WAS SO FUNNY! THE SLEEZEBAG!

10:39 Glenn31

(Emma) : *runs past them* Wasn't begging!

10:39 Lettucecow

(vin) YOU WERE DESPERATE!

10:39 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Let's get on the scooter

10:39 Glenn31

(Emma) : *already gone tbh*

10:39 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Wait we have to use it wisely

10:39 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Next to Amy* And here I thought we were becoming friends again. Oh well. *Sanic speeds away with Skipp*

10:40 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Denied! *shoves Jo off the scooter and gets on*

10:40 Glenn31

(Amy) : *laughs* He thinks I care

10:40 Lettucecow

(felix) *huff* I don't think I can... *Puff* Run..any..more scareltt...

10:40 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : YOU BITCH!

10:40 Glenn31

(Don) : *plays an airhorn over the PA*
(Don) : NOOOPE!

10:40 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Fuck

10:40 Glenn31

(Don) : Gwen you get off that scooter right now

10:40 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *punches gwen off*
(Gwen) : Errgh
(Brick) : Alright lets hurry *drives off*

10:40 Lettucecow

(felix) This...is very tiring for someone of my light physique.

10:41 Glenn31

(Emma) : *runs up to everyone else*

10:41 Lettucecow

(jay) *runs past felix) Speak for yourself!

10:41 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Gwen! Are you okay?

10:41 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Any luck?
(Emma) : Amy and Zoey are on our side, but Dave's seriously getting around

10:41 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : *Behind Mickey* CLETUS COUSINS!

10:41 Lettucecow

(Mickey) *conf* Jared is so weird, isn't he.

10:41 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : I noticed

10:41 Lettucecow

(jay) He creeps me out.

10:41 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Don noticed me... *shakes fist at something*

10:42 Glenn31

(Ellody) : I've been thinking

10:42 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : How far are we? I really don't know

10:42 Glenn31

(Ellody) : His only really obvious weakness is Skipp

10:42 Lettucecow

(vin) *runs over felix with billy* WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING SLEEZEBAGS!

10:42 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : probably very far away

10:42 Lettucecow

(FELIX) ow...

10:42 Glenn31

(Ellody) : See what happened when he didn't get his energy drinks in Moscow?
(Scarlett) : That was an intresting phenomenon

10:43 Lettucecow

(felix) actually that was because he had TOO MANY

10:43 Glenn31

(Emma) : But the same could happen if he had none at all

10:43 Lettucecow

(felix) can someone help me up? I think I a sprained an ankle

10:43 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Grabs Felix as he sanic speeds by*

10:43 Lettucecow

(Felix) WHOAH!

10:43 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Hey!

10:43 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Oh hey bud

10:43 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : GET BACK HERE WITH MY TEAMMATE!

10:43 Lettucecow

(felix) hi?

10:44 Glenn31

(Emma) : What's he up to?

10:44 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Just thought I'd tell ya, it's pretty shitty how Scarlett pushes you around

10:44 Lettucecow

(felix) We're friends...I think...

10:44 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Hell I'd bet on her not even sharing the prize money with you if you guys win

10:44 Lettucecow

(felix) *conf* We're friends right?

10:44 TrueCobalion

  • The scooter's fuel runs out*

10:44 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Whatever it is I don't like it. Felix is fragile. He'll believe anything he tells him

10:44 TrueCobalion

(jo) : Auugh now we'll never make it!

10:44 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : If I also could bet again

10:45 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : I'm so hungry...

10:45 Lettucecow

(felix) hm...

10:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I'd bet that she thinks your some plaything that can be manipulated just with words

10:45 Lettucecow

(felix) ....

10:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : As if you couldn't make your own choices

10:45 Lettucecow

(felix) well...
(felix) um...

10:45 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Maybe you're delicious?

10:45 Lettucecow

(felix) *conf* Do you maniupulate me???? 

10:45 Glenn31

(Scarlett) :What? No of course not

10:45 Lettucecow

(felix) *conf* am I your PLAYTHING?

10:45 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : No. Pfft

10:45 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : The whole reason I started this alliance was because of Dave hitting you

10:46 Lettucecow

(felix) *conf* oh yeah
(felix) *conf* alrighty.

10:46 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : How far are we?

10:46 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : If anything, he's using you as a plaything!

10:46 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Oh and to put your mind at ease

10:46 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Too far... *falls down flat*

10:46 Lettucecow

(felix) Well um.. I'll think about it

10:46 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I only hit you because you intimidate me

10:46 Lettucecow

(felix) okay I know THATS a lie.

10:46 Glenn31

(Emma) : Ugh, we're only like, halfway there >_<

10:46 Lettucecow

(felix) don't get greedy

10:46 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I'm not
(Dave) : I swear, you're as smart as I am

10:47 Glenn31

(Ellody) : *thinking about something*

10:47 Lettucecow

(felix) really? 
(felix) JUST AS SMART AS YOU?

10:47 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Hey...

10:47 Lettucecow

(felix) I would think I'm more
(felix) but, thanks I gues
  • guess

10:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Probably smarter, depending on the situation

10:47 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Dave came to ask to join his stupid place

10:47 Glenn31

(Ellody) : If we can somehow deprive Skipp of his energy drinks

10:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : But hey, I'm just looking out for you

10:47 Lettucecow

(felix) speaking of that

10:47 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : We said No. We lied...

10:47 Glenn31

(Ellody) : Then it's possible he could go back to the state he was in in Moscow

10:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I wouldn't trust Scarlett under any circumstances

10:47 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft...

10:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : But hey, I'm not you

10:47 Glenn31

(Emma) : Really?!

10:47 Lettucecow

(felix) can you let go of me now please?

10:48 Glenn31

(Emma) : Thanks, you guys

10:48 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Stops Skipp and lets him off*

10:48 Glenn31

(Ellody) : *takes out a notebook and writes some shit while she's running*

10:48 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Remember what I said, I think she's just using your to win
(Dave) : *Speeds off again with Skipp*

10:48 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Felix! There you are!

10:48 Lettucecow

(felix) thank- *his ankle is sprained and he faceplants when hne tries to stand up*
(felix) ow.

10:49 TrueCobalion

(Jo) ; Is that it? *pointing at a lizard*

10:49 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *carries Felix*

10:49 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : no.
(Jo) : Is THAT it? IT IS! *running towards poisonous snake
(Brick) : Jo you dumb bitch gett over here!

10:49 Glenn31

(Ellody) : *finishes writing* I think I've just secured his doom
(Kitty) : What is it?
(Ellody) : You'll see *puts the notebook under her sweater*
(Scarlett) : Felix are you alright?

10:50 Lettucecow

(FELIX) *projecticle vomiting* No.

10:50 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : We're not gonna make it! We're... doomed... *falls unconscious*

10:50 Lettucecow

(felix) No I am not.

10:51 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Speeds past Brick and Jo* BYE GUYS!  :D

10:51 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : We'll have to get you some medicine

10:51 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : No. Its right the-... errrr... *falls flat*

10:51 Lettucecow

(felix) I think I have Heat stro-*Faints*

10:51 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : BITCH!

10:51 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Felix! *shakes him*

10:51 Lettucecow

(felix) *out cold*

10:51 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Crap

10:51 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : No more... I can't... *knocked out*
(Trent) : Come on... *faints*

10:52 Lettucecow

(vin) *rides next to dave*
(vin) HEY!

10:52 Glenn31

(Don) : Dave and Skipp are in the lead, but the clique is catching up fast

10:52 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Sup

10:52 Glenn31

(Emma) : The clique?

10:52 Lettucecow

(vin) can I get a little pick-me-up for billy?

10:52 Glenn31

(Ellody) : I think that's us
(Emma) : Nice!

10:52 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Like, a drink?

10:52 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *grabs Kitty* Please help

10:52 Lettucecow

(vin) one of the blond guy's sterioid drinks or whatever

10:53 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Grabs one and tosses it to Billy* There ya go friendo

10:53 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : I think we reached our limit..

10:53 Glenn31

(Emma) : *speeds past* SEE YA!

10:53 Lettucecow

(billy) *swallows it, can and all*

10:53 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : PASS THEM SKIPP!

10:53 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *blows raspberry at Dave*

10:53 Lettucecow

(vin) Thanks! I won't pass ya!

10:53 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Miss Malaysia you dick!

10:53 Glenn31

(Don) : The finish line is approaching!
(Emma) : *passes*

10:53 Lettucecow godplay xD 10:53 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *gets up* Come on! *runs with all might*

10:53 The Villainous Vulture Dat Godplay doe 10:53 TrueCobalion godplay 10:54 Lettucecow

(skipp) *gets over the line*

10:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Yeah!

10:54 Glenn31

(Don) : Too bad you're hallucinating

10:54 Lettucecow

(skipp) GOMGOGMOGMGOMGOGMOGMGOGMOGMGOMG

10:54 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Fuck!

10:54 Lettucecow

(skipp) WEDIDIT

10:54 Glenn31

(Emma) : Wha-

10:54 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *faints*

10:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : AHAHAHAHAHA

10:54 Glenn31

(Emma) : *is 2 feet away from the line*

10:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Gets in dere*

10:54 Glenn31

(Emma) : -_-

10:54 Lettucecow

(vin) *passes emma* SLEEZEBAGS!

10:54 Glenn31

(Ellody) : *passes*

10:54 Lettucecow

(jay) *him and mickey pass*

10:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Gets there*

10:54 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *passes*

10:54 Glenn31

(Izzy) : *passes with Sugar*

10:54 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *passes*

10:54 Glenn31

(Ellody) *passes with Mary*

10:54 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *slowly passes with Brick*

10:55 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *passes and drops Felix* He needs medicine!

10:55 Lettucecow

(felix) Hi...birdy...
(felix) I like...3.41????

10:55 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Hey, Don, is there Medicine in first class?

10:55 Glenn31

(Don) : Yes
(Don) : But I have some here so
(Don) : *gives it to Scarlett*

10:55 The Villainous Vulture Ruinin mah shit plux 10:55 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *chugs it down Felix's throat*

bitch ahnu wat ur up to 10:55 Lettucecow

(felix) I...see....BIRDIES?

10:56 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Felix?

10:56 Lettucecow

(felix) BUVTRRTATRBBTRIINGRBWG4QNN5WIHJIKN5HYQK
(felix) ew.

10:56 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : ...

10:56 Lettucecow

(felix) that stuff tastes weird.

10:56 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : You're ok!
(Scarlett) : Can I bring him up to the plane?

10:56 Lettucecow

(felix) I still have a sprained ankle,but yes.

10:56 Glenn31

(Don) : sure
(Scarlett) : *leaves with Felix*
(Don) : So who's not here yet?

10:57 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Thank god *Gives a Felix a think-about-it look before they go tho*

10:57 TrueCobalion

  • all my bitches crawl to the plane*

10:57 Glenn31

(Bianca) and  (Brianna) : *approaching af*

10:57 Lettucecow

(jay) I think everyones here...

10:57 The Villainous Vulture

  • A tree flies through the wall*

10:57 Glenn31

(Amy) : *passes*

10:57 The Villainous Vulture

(Bianca) : AWHGDFUWDHJFGEHJDHVB

10:57 Glenn31

(Brianna) : Jesus *passes*
(Zoey) : *passes*

10:58 Lettucecow

(vin) looks like red ans goblin queen were last.

10:58 Glenn31

(Chris) : Well, you'll be happy to know this is a non-elimination episode

Chris af 10:58 The Villainous Vulture Chris af 10:58 Lettucecow xD 10:58 Glenn31

(Don) *

10:58 Lettucecow

(vin) .............

10:59 TrueCobalion Chris is don confirmmed 10:59 Glenn31

(Amy) : Thank god

10:59 Lettucecow

(vin) WE DID ALL THAT RUNNING, FOR NO ELMINATIONS???

10:59 TrueCobalion

  • jkjk*
(Jo) : Fuck you chris

10:59 Glenn31 wow lag 10:59 Lettucecow

(vin) YOU. SLEEZEBAG.

10:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Really?

10:59 Lettucecow

(vin) YOU FRICKIN SLEEZEBAG.

10:59 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Fuck

10:59 Glenn31

(Don) :  (troll)
(Ellody) : Um, Don
(Ellody) : *shows Don her notebook*

10:59 Lettucecow

(billy) *panting*

10:59 Glenn31

(Don) : *reading* Woah
(Don) : Alright
(Don) : Skipp and Dave hand over all your energy drinks

11:00 Lettucecow

(skipp) ................
(skipp) WHATWHY?

11:00 Glenn31

(Don) : This report by Ellody here says that its effects on you are extremely dangerous

11:00 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : -_-

11:00 Lettucecow

(skipp) IT'SMYPROPERYANDICANSUEYOUFORTHAT
(skipp) IREADTHECONTRACT

11:00 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : If I may, Ellody's report could easily be totally biased

11:00 Glenn31

(Don) : Actually, it was provided by the show, so we can take it back

11:00 Lettucecow

(skipp) NOTREALLY
(skipp) MYSUTICASEISFULLOFTHEM

11:01 Glenn31

(Don) : Well, we CAN take all of what are on the plane

11:01 Lettucecow

(skipp) IHAVETHEMELSEWHERE

11:01 Glenn31

(Don) : But you'll run out

11:01 Lettucecow

(skipp) IASSUREYOUIWOIN'

11:01 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : ohh

11:01 Glenn31

(Don) : At the rate you drink them, yes you will

11:02 Lettucecow

(skipp) IREFUSETOHANDTHEMOVER.

11:02 Glenn31

(Don) : All you have are the ones in your pockets and in your suitcase c:

11:02 Lettucecow

(skipp) NEVERSAIDTHEYWEREINMYPOCKET
(wink)

11:02 Glenn31

(Don) : *reading the contact tho*

11:02 The Villainous Vulture Glenn stahp using your host powers to fuck with our guys mkay? Mkay 11:02 Lettucecow ^ 11:02 Glenn31

:P
(Don) : kfine

11:03 The Villainous Vulture Tbh that's Hijotee level shit so dont even plz 11:03 Lettucecow

(skipp) THANKYOU.

11:03 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Grins at the assholes trying to get him eliminated*

11:03 Glenn31

(Don) : I've taken all of them that are supplied on the plane though, since they were never yours

11:03 Lettucecow

(skipp) THATSFINE

11:03 Glenn31

(Don) : And I'm not ordering any more

11:03 Lettucecow

(skipp) THATSFINE
(skipp) IHAVETONS

11:03 Glenn31

(Don) : And I'm not stopping anyone from stealing them
(Don) : So good luck with that

11:03 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Conf* We can get more anyway, even if we WERE to run out, which is unlikely

11:03 Lettucecow

(skipp) WHYWOULDPEOPLESTEALTHESE?
(skipp) *CONF* WAYAHEADOFYOUDAVE

11:04 Glenn31

(Don) : But I will remind you that your suitcase is on the plane
(Don) : And so is Scarlett

11:04 Lettucecow

(skipp) *conf* IBOUGHTLIKE6MOREPACKSONTHEWAYHERW

11:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Conf* Also, no more this! *Holds up Ellody's notebook and any spares she had*

11:04 Lettucecow

(skipp) SO?

11:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Burns them*

11:05 Lettucecow

(skipp) *conf*NICEONE!

11:05 Glenn31

(Don) : So she could take them
(Don) : And not give them back
(Don) : Ever

11:05 Lettucecow

(skipp) ICANMAKEHERGIVETHEMBACK

11:05 Glenn31

(Don) : not likely

11:05 Lettucecow

(skipp) PEOPLESAYI'MANNOYINGENOUGHTODOTHAT

11:05 Glenn31

(Don) : But I'm not gonna argue with you so see you next time on The Ridonculous Race
(stop) IT'S OVER!  (stop)

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