(stop) PLZ DO NOT TALK OR BAD STUFF WILL HAPPEN LIKE HIJOTEE COMING HERE OR SOMETHING (stop)
(Don) : Last time on The Ridonculous Race (Don) : I took a well deserved break after 5 grueling episodes of hosting (Don) : Our teams raced through the streets of Moscow with flags (Don) : Emma and Dave's conflict heated up even more (Don) : Brick and Jo somehow managed to win the challenge, and are now enjoying first class, and they'll get a wicked advantage (Don) : But unfortunately, Crimson and Ennui were eliminated (Don) : What does Lhasa have in store for our teams? Find out right here, right now on.. (Don) : THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! (music) intro (music) (stop) ON THE FUCKING PLANE (stop)
9:55 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Sleeping doe*
9:55 Lettucecow
(skipp) *drinking a can of an energy drink* UGHDAVE...WHATHAPPENDLASTTIMIEMAN (skipp) IDON'TREMEMBERANYTHING
9:56 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : This is sick!
9:56 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : So, in order to take down Dave and Skipp, we're going to need allies. And lots of them
9:56 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : So this is what its like to get first class.
9:56 Lettucecow
(FELIX) O-okay! (felix) like who?
9:56 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Emma and Kitty are the obvious option, first of all
9:57 Lettucecow
(felix) when you're right, you're right (felix) but who else..
9:57 Glenn31
(Ellody) : How about me and Mary?
9:57 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Listening to their conversation though and smiles to himself*
9:57 Glenn31
(Ellody) : We may have our differences, but we still have a common foe
9:57 Lettucecow
(felix) *screams and jumps ontop of the baggage area (felix) DON'T DO THAT.
9:58 The Villainous Vulture ^ Is he talking to Ellody tho? 9:58 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : zzz... (Trent) : ugh...
9:58 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Fine.
9:58 Lettucecow
(jay) *next to felix* Why are you up here?
9:58 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : We can be allies. For now.
9:58 Lettucecow
(felix) why are you up here?
9:58 Glenn31
(Ellody) : Why are YOU in here?
9:58 Lettucecow
(jay) I don't know. I woke up in here (mickey) we're used to it.
9:58 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *still sort of weirded out be the resemblance*
9:58 Lettucecow
(jay) hey, are you our cousin or something? (felix) No? (mickey) 3rd cousin? (felix) why?
9:59 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Is there all of a sudden* Well
9:59 Lettucecow
(jay) no reason.. (felix) IUFCRNIJNRGTBQIJNT54QHIJNT5H4QWH5H (felix) HOW DID YOU GET UP HERE
9:59 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : According to my observations I just made up (Jared) : You 3 are all related due to your great-great-great grandfather Cletus (Jared) : He boned lots of whores during the Civil War
10:00 Glenn31 am I the only one who sees Jared's voice as Mal's voice only way perkier? 10:00 Lettucecow ... I THOUGHT THAT TOO 10:00 The Villainous Vulture Ikr 10:00 Glenn31 yass 10:00 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : And you two are descendants of two different whores he boned
10:00 Lettucecow
(felix) ....... (felix) I'm not sure how to respond to that. (jay) why doesn't he have our bad luck then?
10:01 Glenn31
(Amy) : So I guess Cletus wasn't very... aesthetically pleasing in the looks department?
10:01 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : You should've seen him in TDRT
10:01 Lettucecow
(mickey) hey yeah! (felix) t..d..r..t?
10:01 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Never mind
10:01 Lettucecow omg 10:01 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Jared
10:01 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : But yes, Cletus was an ugly mother fucker
10:01 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : We have a proposal for you
10:01 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : YES I WILL!
10:01 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : I can live off this. Haha...
10:01 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : What?
10:01 Lettucecow
(felix) you'll help us get rid of dave and skipp?
10:01 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : I don't know (Jared) : Hmmmmmmm
10:02 Lettucecow
(jay) oh dave and skipp? (jay) they scare us (mickey) we'll jelp! (jay) jelp?
10:02 Glenn31 in reality Dave is sitting like 2 rows back xD 10:02 Lettucecow
(mickey) I don't know.
10:02 TrueCobalion jelp
:P
10:02 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : I don't know... I owe Dave for that favor when I was in Guantanamo
Dave is literally listening to all this shit rn xD 10:02 Lettucecow
(felix) ...what..,?
10:02 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Oh nothing
10:02 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Your favor to him is not letting us kill him
10:02 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : So whats gonna happen in lhasa? Lhana?
10:03 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Just eliminate him
10:03 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Had to be there kind of thing (Jared) : I'll think about it
10:03 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : I think I know who we should ask
10:03 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Until then, let me regale you of tales of Cletus, the Whore-Fucker from Texas:
10:03 Lettucecow
(jay) me and mickey 'll help ya scarlett.
10:03 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *walks up to First Class*
10:03 Lettucecow
(mickey) They kinda sca rus
10:03 Glenn31 sca rus 10:03 Lettucecow
(JAY) why can't you talk today? (mickey) I think I slept on my jaw (jay) *facepalm
10:04 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Once upon a time in the midst of the Civil War
10:04 Glenn31 brb 10:04 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : Ohh... I'm tired ;_;
10:04 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Cletus was the oldest soldier in the Confederate Army (Jared) : In January, 1863, he stopped at a whore house in North Carolina
10:05 Lettucecow
(felix) ........
10:05 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : There he had sex with various whores all in the same night (Jared) : And thus, your great-great-great grandmothers
10:05 Lettucecow
(cody) *next to jared* are you telling the whore story again?
10:05 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Maybe (Troll)
10:05 Lettucecow
(cody) yeah, we put a bullet right in her head and then we..
10:05 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *hearing the story* lol
10:05 Lettucecow
(jay) what. (cody) .......
10:05 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : No not THAT story
10:06 Lettucecow
(cody) my bad.
10:06 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : But Cletus had sex with 8 different whores that night (Jared) : So it's safe to assume you have a LOT more distant cousins
10:06 Lettucecow
(jay) I'm very uncomfortable. (mickey) so am me (jay) *shakes mickey* WHY CAN'T YOU TALK!
10:06 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : OH MY GOD
10:06 Lettucecow
(mickey) slept. on. jaw.
10:07 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : THE PROPHACY IS COMING TRUE
10:07 Lettucecow
(jay) ......what?
10:07 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : IT IS SAID
10:07 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : What
10:07 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : THAT WHEN ONE OF THE DESENDANTS OF CLETUS HEARS ABOUT HIS FAMILY HISTORY (JARED) : THEY WILL BEGIN TO TALK LIKE HIM
10:07 Lettucecow
(jay) what...?
10:07 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Cletus was a very uneducated man.
10:08 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *walks into First Class like she owns the place* Hello there
10:08 Lettucecow
(jay) *conf* Jared creeps me out.
10:08 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : MICKEY IS THE ONE WHO SPEAKS LIKE CLETUS!
10:08 Lettucecow
(mickey) jep. (jay) *facepalm*
10:08 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : Cletus what
10:08 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Brick and Jo, I have an offer for you
10:08 The Villainous Vulture Cletus = best fucking backround character ever 10:08 Glenn31
(Amy) : The Slack Jawed Yokel
10:08 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : What? (Brick) : Hm?
10:08 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : You help us get rid of Dave and Skipp (Scarlett) : And we'll ensure your safety for the foreseeable futre
10:09 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : Alright...
10:09 Lettucecow brb 10:09 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Pfft (jo) : He deserves it for messing with me
10:09 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Excellent (Scarlett) : *conf* With the alliance I've managed to form, Dave's days are very much numbered (die)
10:10 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Keeps babbling about Cletus tho*
10:10 Glenn31
- the plane starts shaking af*
10:10 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Fuck an airquake
10:10 Glenn31
(Ellody) : THIS. FEELS. LIKE. MORE. THAN. TURBULENCE (Scarlett) : AJWSJSJJFJDSJDJFCJDGHFDSSJZNFG
10:11 TrueCobalion
(Trent) :BLARG
10:11 Glenn31
(Sugar) : *bouncing all over the plane* (Sugar) : *lands on Dave*
10:11 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Is in the confessional rn doe*
10:11 Glenn31
(Sugar) : *lands on Dave in the confessional doe*
10:11 The Villainous Vulture
- Nope*
10:11 Glenn31
(Sugar) : *fine, lands on Scott*
10:11 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Pfft
10:12 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : AHRUHDGYEHDJFGHUDOJHUFE
10:12 Glenn31
(Sugar) : *farts*
10:12 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : ANSBDHGYEUJDSDCHBFUEHIJSJCDF
10:12 Glenn31
(Owen) : *bouncing also, lands on Sugar on Scott*
10:12 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : NUKE INCOMING
10:12 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Ded*
lag test? k 10:15 Glenn31 oh nobody talks then
(Scarlett) : Good news. Brick and Jo are in
10:16 TrueCobalion lag test 10:16 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Still regaling everyone with the most interesting stories ever about Cletus*
10:17 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *slaps Jared* Shut up
10:17 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Aw D:
10:17 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *conf* Dave is going goodbye
10:17 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : We were just getting to the good part D:
10:18 Glenn31
(Emma) : What are you babbling about?
10:18 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : CLETUS! THE WHORE-FUCKER FROM TEXAS! (:D)
10:20 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : We're forming an alliance against Dave. Would you like to j- (Emma) : WE'RE IN! (Kitty) : *conf* I hate how seriously Emma's taking this game. I only came with her so I could see the world. I should've known this would happen -_-
10:20 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : *conf* Good day sir!
10:21 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Conf* You know, it's funny how they think they're being secretive about this alliance thing, I was pretending to sleep this whole time and I heard the whole thing. :/
10:22 Glenn31 tf is Lettuce doe 10:22 The Villainous Vulture idk 10:22 Glenn31
(Don) : Buckle up teams! We're about to arrive in Lhasa! (stop) IN LHASA (stop)
10:23 The Villainous Vulture
(Skipp) : OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
10:23 Glenn31
(Don) : Welcome to Lhasa!
10:23 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Facepalm*
10:23 Glenn31
(Jay) : *getting hurt in comical ways* (Vin) : *brooding* (Billy) : *cheese*
10:23 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Hmm
10:23 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Still babbling about Cletus*
10:24 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Pfft (Trent) : *humming*
10:24 Lettucecow back. 10:25 The Villainous Vulture Math? 10:25 Lettucecow yes. 10:25 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Zzz boring
10:25 Glenn31
(Don) : Today's challenge is a typical marathon (Don) : Which means you'll be running 46 kilometres (Don) : Seems easy enough right? (Don) : Wrong (Don) : We'll be throwing all sorts of obstacles at you
10:27 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Like Emma's face?
10:27 Glenn31
(Emma) : -_- (Don) : No (Don) : The first team to arrive at the airfield which is a little over 42 km from here wins an advantage (Don) : Brick and Jo, your advantage is.... (Don) : A bottle of water to keep you going longer!
10:28 Lettucecow
(vin) *cracks up*
10:28 Glenn31
(Don) : One bottle.
10:28 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Okay
10:28 Lettucecow
(vin) NICE ADVANTAGE LOSERS!
10:28 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : That was pointless (Gwen) : Losers got a bottle of water
10:28 Glenn31
(Don) : And for when you run out of breath (Don) : A handy vespa scooter
10:28 Lettucecow
(vin) DAMMIT
10:28 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Yes
10:29 Glenn31
(Don) : But it has very little fuel (Don) : So be careful deciding when to use it
10:29 Lettucecow
(vin) *ahem* AGAIN, NICE ADVANTAGE LOSERS
10:29 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : Fuck
10:29 Glenn31
(Don) : Loser, as usual, goes home (Don) : go!
- all my biches run*
10:30 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Runs af*
10:30 Glenn31
(Ellody) : *trips up Skipp*
10:30 Lettucecow
(skipp) *grabs dave and sanic speeds again*
10:30 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *On Owen's back per usual*
10:30 TrueCobalion
- all my bitches run*
10:30 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Gets Sanic speeded*
10:30 Glenn31
(Owen) : *running*
10:30 Lettucecow
(vin) *riding billy again*
10:30 Glenn31 ^ giggity 10:30 Lettucecow ? 10:30 Glenn31 nothing 10:30 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Hey Skipp, get near Vin would ya?
10:30 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Where are we? (Trent) : Its all barren and shit
10:31 Lettucecow
(skipp) OKAYSUREWHY? *gets near vin* (jay) *running*
10:31 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *pulls an energy drink out of her pocket and throws it past Skipp into the woods*
10:31 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Hey Vin, I have a propasition for you (Dave) : Also, Skipp, don't fall for that.
10:31 Lettucecow
(vin) Yeah? (skipp) FALLFORWHAT?
10:31 Glenn31
(Sugar) : RAAWAWRWWRR! *plows over Dave and Skipp*
10:32 Lettucecow
(skipp) OW.
10:32 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Four of us alliance, the rest are forming a massive one against US and I'm pretty sure you just made a bad impression with em
10:32 Lettucecow
(vin) ah. (vin) Either way, Sure, I'll team up with you guys
10:32 Glenn31
(Emma) : *throws a piece of cheese in Billy's direction*
10:32 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Awesome. *Flicks Skipp so he Sanic speeds again*
10:32 Lettucecow
(billy) YAY! (vin) what-no-don't!
10:33 Glenn31
(Emma) : *runs up beside Vin* You're really falling for that?
10:33 Lettucecow
(vin) *kicks billy in the ribs*
10:33 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *drinking water*
10:33 Lettucecow
(billy) *straightens out*
10:33 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : Alright we both get 1/2
10:33 Lettucecow
(vin) ugh, what do YOU want?
10:33 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : *drinks water*
10:33 Glenn31
(Emma) : To warn you
10:33 Lettucecow
(vin) of what?
10:33 Glenn31
(Emma) : You've seen TDPI haven't you? (Emma) : Dave isn't the most loyal to his allies
10:33 Lettucecow
(vin) *eye roll* (vin) dave and skipp have beaten your asses every time
10:34 Glenn31
(Emma) : So?
10:34 Lettucecow
(vin) I'll stick with the winners.
10:34 Glenn31
(Emma) : Once he gets us out of the way (Emma) : You're probably next
10:34 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Literally goes up to Cody and Jared and just says:* You two owe me for Guantanamo, you know what I want in return.
10:34 Glenn31
(Emma) : I mean, your brains are a huge threat to him
10:34 Lettucecow
(cody) whatta think jared? (cody) I honestly don't care
10:34 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Meh, we kinda do
10:34 Lettucecow
(cody) sure, we're good then dave
10:34 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Don't listen to him Jared!
10:34 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Besides, the others are ganging up on him, might as well
10:34 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Shit I can't catch up...
10:35 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : SORRY SCAR BUT I DON'T WORK WITH LAMOS! *Le goes*
10:35 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : Come on! *picks up Gwen*
10:35 Lettucecow
(felix) *heaving* ugh...ALL THIS RUNNING! I THINK I HAVE A HERNIA SCARLETT.
10:35 Glenn31
(Ellody) : He's making his own alliance. What do we do? (Scarlett) : We play the game harder. (Scarlett) : FASTER!
10:35 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : This is gwetting hot.
10:35 Glenn31
(Ellody) : *faster af*
10:35 Lettucecow
(felix) I-I-..isn't this kinda *huff* dishonest?
10:35 TrueCobalion gwetting fuck 10:35 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Goes up to Gwen and Trent* Hey guys!
10:35 Glenn31
(Emma) : Look Vin, I'm just looking out for you
10:35 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : What?
10:35 Lettucecow
(vin) I don't need it. (vin) now scram.
10:36 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : I have a quick question for you
10:36 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : *panting* Say it now
10:36 Glenn31
(Emma) : Whatever it's your funeral *runs off*
10:36 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : How far are we again?
10:36 Lettucecow
(vin) *shakes head* wow, shes desperate *laugh*
10:36 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : What would you think if the others we making an alliance that picked off everyone else that wasn't in it?
10:36 Glenn31
(Don) : They've ran 10 km already, they're not even halfway there
10:36 Lettucecow
(billy) EVEN I SAW THAT, IT WAS WORSE THEN ROTTON CHEESE!
10:36 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : Ahh (Gwen) : Okay
10:36 Lettucecow
(vin) You said it
10:37 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Exactly, wanna join my little crusade to stop that?
10:37 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Alright I will, Trent?
10:37 Glenn31
(Emma) : Scott, Owen, buddies!
10:37 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : okay
10:37 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : What is it? (Dave) : Awesome, SANIC SPEED AGAIN SKIPP!
10:37 Glenn31
(Emma) : We think Dave's getting a little.. cocky
10:37 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *begins hallucinating* Look its the airport!
10:37 Lettucecow
(skipp) GOTTAGOFASSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! *sanic speeds*
10:37 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *tackles cactus*
10:37 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : He's always like that.
10:37 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : what the fuck is this
10:37 Glenn31
(Emma) : But he's getting to be a huge threat, isn't he? (Owen) : She's right Scott. We want to win don't we?
10:38 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : What the fuck Jo?
10:38 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : I think the best thing for us to do is stay neutral Owen
10:38 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : ooh...
10:38 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : If we do that, we can let em fight without being caught in the crossfire
10:38 Glenn31
(Emma) : Suit yourself, but Dave will be knocking on your door soon
10:38 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : Let's go... *picks up Jo and runs*
10:38 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : We'll say no to him too
10:38 Glenn31
(Emma) : *runs up to Amy and Zoey*
10:38 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Appreciate the offer though
10:38 Glenn31
(Amy) : Yes. (Emma) : Oh, that was easy
10:38 Lettucecow
(vin) *rides billy over to dave* ey!
10:39 Glenn31
(Amy) : I'm not letting me beat me again. We're in
10:39 Lettucecow
(vin) The asian girl you hate is literally SO desperate she was BEGGING me to join her!
10:39 Glenn31
(Emma) : Excellent
10:39 Lettucecow
(VIN) IT WAS SO FUNNY! THE SLEEZEBAG!
10:39 Glenn31
(Emma) : *runs past them* Wasn't begging!
10:39 Lettucecow
(vin) YOU WERE DESPERATE!
10:39 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Let's get on the scooter
10:39 Glenn31
(Emma) : *already gone tbh*
10:39 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : Wait we have to use it wisely
10:39 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Next to Amy* And here I thought we were becoming friends again. Oh well. *Sanic speeds away with Skipp*
10:40 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Denied! *shoves Jo off the scooter and gets on*
10:40 Glenn31
(Amy) : *laughs* He thinks I care
10:40 Lettucecow
(felix) *huff* I don't think I can... *Puff* Run..any..more scareltt...
10:40 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : YOU BITCH!
10:40 Glenn31
(Don) : *plays an airhorn over the PA* (Don) : NOOOPE!
10:40 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Fuck
10:40 Glenn31
(Don) : Gwen you get off that scooter right now
10:40 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *punches gwen off* (Gwen) : Errgh (Brick) : Alright lets hurry *drives off*
10:40 Lettucecow
(felix) This...is very tiring for someone of my light physique.
10:41 Glenn31
(Emma) : *runs up to everyone else*
10:41 Lettucecow
(jay) *runs past felix) Speak for yourself!
10:41 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : Gwen! Are you okay?
10:41 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Any luck? (Emma) : Amy and Zoey are on our side, but Dave's seriously getting around
10:41 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : *Behind Mickey* CLETUS COUSINS!
10:41 Lettucecow
(Mickey) *conf* Jared is so weird, isn't he.
10:41 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : I noticed
10:41 Lettucecow
(jay) He creeps me out.
10:41 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Don noticed me... *shakes fist at something*
10:42 Glenn31
(Ellody) : I've been thinking
10:42 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : How far are we? I really don't know
10:42 Glenn31
(Ellody) : His only really obvious weakness is Skipp
10:42 Lettucecow
(vin) *runs over felix with billy* WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING SLEEZEBAGS!
10:42 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : probably very far away
10:42 Lettucecow
(FELIX) ow...
10:42 Glenn31
(Ellody) : See what happened when he didn't get his energy drinks in Moscow? (Scarlett) : That was an intresting phenomenon
10:43 Lettucecow
(felix) actually that was because he had TOO MANY
10:43 Glenn31
(Emma) : But the same could happen if he had none at all
10:43 Lettucecow
(felix) can someone help me up? I think I a sprained an ankle
10:43 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Grabs Felix as he sanic speeds by*
10:43 Lettucecow
(Felix) WHOAH!
10:43 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Hey!
10:43 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Oh hey bud
10:43 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : GET BACK HERE WITH MY TEAMMATE!
10:43 Lettucecow
(felix) hi?
10:44 Glenn31
(Emma) : What's he up to?
10:44 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Just thought I'd tell ya, it's pretty shitty how Scarlett pushes you around
10:44 Lettucecow
(felix) We're friends...I think...
10:44 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Hell I'd bet on her not even sharing the prize money with you if you guys win
10:44 Lettucecow
(felix) *conf* We're friends right?
10:44 TrueCobalion
- The scooter's fuel runs out*
10:44 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Whatever it is I don't like it. Felix is fragile. He'll believe anything he tells him
10:44 TrueCobalion
(jo) : Auugh now we'll never make it!
10:44 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : If I also could bet again
10:45 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : I'm so hungry...
10:45 Lettucecow
(felix) hm...
10:45 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : I'd bet that she thinks your some plaything that can be manipulated just with words
10:45 Lettucecow
(felix) ....
10:45 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : As if you couldn't make your own choices
10:45 Lettucecow
(felix) well... (felix) um...
10:45 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : Maybe you're delicious?
10:45 Lettucecow
(felix) *conf* Do you maniupulate me????
10:45 Glenn31
(Scarlett) :What? No of course not
10:45 Lettucecow
(felix) *conf* am I your PLAYTHING?
10:45 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : No. Pfft
10:45 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : The whole reason I started this alliance was because of Dave hitting you
10:46 Lettucecow
(felix) *conf* oh yeah (felix) *conf* alrighty.
10:46 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : How far are we?
10:46 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : If anything, he's using you as a plaything!
10:46 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Oh and to put your mind at ease
10:46 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : Too far... *falls down flat*
10:46 Lettucecow
(felix) Well um.. I'll think about it
10:46 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : I only hit you because you intimidate me
10:46 Lettucecow
(felix) okay I know THATS a lie.
10:46 Glenn31
(Emma) : Ugh, we're only like, halfway there >_<
10:46 Lettucecow
(felix) don't get greedy
10:46 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : I'm not (Dave) : I swear, you're as smart as I am
10:47 Glenn31
(Ellody) : *thinking about something*
10:47 Lettucecow
(felix) really? (felix) JUST AS SMART AS YOU?
10:47 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : Hey...
10:47 Lettucecow
(felix) I would think I'm more (felix) but, thanks I gues
- guess
10:47 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Probably smarter, depending on the situation
10:47 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Dave came to ask to join his stupid place
10:47 Glenn31
(Ellody) : If we can somehow deprive Skipp of his energy drinks
10:47 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : But hey, I'm just looking out for you
10:47 Lettucecow
(felix) speaking of that
10:47 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : We said No. We lied...
10:47 Glenn31
(Ellody) : Then it's possible he could go back to the state he was in in Moscow
10:47 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : I wouldn't trust Scarlett under any circumstances
10:47 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Pfft...
10:47 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : But hey, I'm not you
10:47 Glenn31
(Emma) : Really?!
10:47 Lettucecow
(felix) can you let go of me now please?
10:48 Glenn31
(Emma) : Thanks, you guys
10:48 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Stops Skipp and lets him off*
10:48 Glenn31
(Ellody) : *takes out a notebook and writes some shit while she's running*
10:48 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Remember what I said, I think she's just using your to win (Dave) : *Speeds off again with Skipp*
10:48 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Felix! There you are!
10:48 Lettucecow
(felix) thank- *his ankle is sprained and he faceplants when hne tries to stand up* (felix) ow.
10:49 TrueCobalion
(Jo) ; Is that it? *pointing at a lizard*
10:49 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *carries Felix*
10:49 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : no. (Jo) : Is THAT it? IT IS! *running towards poisonous snake (Brick) : Jo you dumb bitch gett over here!
10:49 Glenn31
(Ellody) : *finishes writing* I think I've just secured his doom (Kitty) : What is it? (Ellody) : You'll see *puts the notebook under her sweater* (Scarlett) : Felix are you alright?
10:50 Lettucecow
(FELIX) *projecticle vomiting* No.
10:50 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : We're not gonna make it! We're... doomed... *falls unconscious*
10:50 Lettucecow
(felix) No I am not.
10:51 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Speeds past Brick and Jo* BYE GUYS! :D
10:51 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : We'll have to get you some medicine
10:51 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : No. Its right the-... errrr... *falls flat*
10:51 Lettucecow
(felix) I think I have Heat stro-*Faints*
10:51 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : BITCH!
10:51 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Felix! *shakes him*
10:51 Lettucecow
(felix) *out cold*
10:51 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Crap
10:51 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : No more... I can't... *knocked out* (Trent) : Come on... *faints*
10:52 Lettucecow
(vin) *rides next to dave* (vin) HEY!
10:52 Glenn31
(Don) : Dave and Skipp are in the lead, but the clique is catching up fast
10:52 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Sup
10:52 Glenn31
(Emma) : The clique?
10:52 Lettucecow
(vin) can I get a little pick-me-up for billy?
10:52 Glenn31
(Ellody) : I think that's us (Emma) : Nice!
10:52 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Like, a drink?
10:52 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *grabs Kitty* Please help
10:52 Lettucecow
(vin) one of the blond guy's sterioid drinks or whatever
10:53 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Grabs one and tosses it to Billy* There ya go friendo
10:53 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : I think we reached our limit..
10:53 Glenn31
(Emma) : *speeds past* SEE YA!
10:53 Lettucecow
(billy) *swallows it, can and all*
10:53 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : PASS THEM SKIPP!
10:53 Glenn31
(Kitty) : *blows raspberry at Dave*
10:53 Lettucecow
(vin) Thanks! I won't pass ya!
10:53 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Miss Malaysia you dick!
10:53 Glenn31
(Don) : The finish line is approaching! (Emma) : *passes*
10:53 Lettucecow godplay xD 10:53 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *gets up* Come on! *runs with all might*
10:53 The Villainous Vulture Dat Godplay doe 10:53 TrueCobalion godplay 10:54 Lettucecow
(skipp) *gets over the line*
10:54 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Yeah!
10:54 Glenn31
(Don) : Too bad you're hallucinating
10:54 Lettucecow
(skipp) GOMGOGMOGMGOMGOGMOGMGOGMOGMGOMG
10:54 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Fuck!
10:54 Lettucecow
(skipp) WEDIDIT
10:54 Glenn31
(Emma) : Wha-
10:54 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *faints*
10:54 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : AHAHAHAHAHA
10:54 Glenn31
(Emma) : *is 2 feet away from the line*
10:54 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Gets in dere*
10:54 Glenn31
(Emma) : -_-
10:54 Lettucecow
(vin) *passes emma* SLEEZEBAGS!
10:54 Glenn31
(Ellody) : *passes*
10:54 Lettucecow
(jay) *him and mickey pass*
10:54 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Gets there*
10:54 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : *passes*
10:54 Glenn31
(Izzy) : *passes with Sugar*
10:54 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *passes*
10:54 Glenn31
(Ellody) *passes with Mary*
10:54 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *slowly passes with Brick*
10:55 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *passes and drops Felix* He needs medicine!
10:55 Lettucecow
(felix) Hi...birdy... (felix) I like...3.41????
10:55 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Hey, Don, is there Medicine in first class?
10:55 Glenn31
(Don) : Yes (Don) : But I have some here so (Don) : *gives it to Scarlett*
10:55 The Villainous Vulture Ruinin mah shit plux 10:55 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *chugs it down Felix's throat*
bitch ahnu wat ur up to 10:55 Lettucecow
(felix) I...see....BIRDIES?
10:56 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Felix?
10:56 Lettucecow
(felix) BUVTRRTATRBBTRIINGRBWG4QNN5WIHJIKN5HYQK (felix) ew.
10:56 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : ...
10:56 Lettucecow
(felix) that stuff tastes weird.
10:56 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : You're ok! (Scarlett) : Can I bring him up to the plane?
10:56 Lettucecow
(felix) I still have a sprained ankle,but yes.
10:56 Glenn31
(Don) : sure (Scarlett) : *leaves with Felix* (Don) : So who's not here yet?
10:57 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Thank god *Gives a Felix a think-about-it look before they go tho*
10:57 TrueCobalion
- all my bitches crawl to the plane*
10:57 Glenn31
(Bianca) and (Brianna) : *approaching af*
10:57 Lettucecow
(jay) I think everyones here...
10:57 The Villainous Vulture
- A tree flies through the wall*
10:57 Glenn31
(Amy) : *passes*
10:57 The Villainous Vulture
(Bianca) : AWHGDFUWDHJFGEHJDHVB
10:57 Glenn31
(Brianna) : Jesus *passes* (Zoey) : *passes*
10:58 Lettucecow
(vin) looks like red ans goblin queen were last.
10:58 Glenn31
(Chris) : Well, you'll be happy to know this is a non-elimination episode
Chris af 10:58 The Villainous Vulture Chris af 10:58 Lettucecow xD 10:58 Glenn31
(Don) *
10:58 Lettucecow
(vin) .............
10:59 TrueCobalion Chris is don confirmmed 10:59 Glenn31
(Amy) : Thank god
10:59 Lettucecow
(vin) WE DID ALL THAT RUNNING, FOR NO ELMINATIONS???
10:59 TrueCobalion
- jkjk*
(Jo) : Fuck you chris
10:59 Glenn31 wow lag 10:59 Lettucecow
(vin) YOU. SLEEZEBAG.
10:59 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Really?
10:59 Lettucecow
(vin) YOU FRICKIN SLEEZEBAG.
10:59 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Fuck
10:59 Glenn31
(Don) : (troll) (Ellody) : Um, Don (Ellody) : *shows Don her notebook*
10:59 Lettucecow
(billy) *panting*
10:59 Glenn31
(Don) : *reading* Woah (Don) : Alright (Don) : Skipp and Dave hand over all your energy drinks
11:00 Lettucecow
(skipp) ................ (skipp) WHATWHY?
11:00 Glenn31
(Don) : This report by Ellody here says that its effects on you are extremely dangerous
11:00 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : -_-
11:00 Lettucecow
(skipp) IT'SMYPROPERYANDICANSUEYOUFORTHAT (skipp) IREADTHECONTRACT
11:00 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : If I may, Ellody's report could easily be totally biased
11:00 Glenn31
(Don) : Actually, it was provided by the show, so we can take it back
11:00 Lettucecow
(skipp) NOTREALLY (skipp) MYSUTICASEISFULLOFTHEM
11:01 Glenn31
(Don) : Well, we CAN take all of what are on the plane
11:01 Lettucecow
(skipp) IHAVETHEMELSEWHERE
11:01 Glenn31
(Don) : But you'll run out
11:01 Lettucecow
(skipp) IASSUREYOUIWOIN'
11:01 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : ohh
11:01 Glenn31
(Don) : At the rate you drink them, yes you will
11:02 Lettucecow
(skipp) IREFUSETOHANDTHEMOVER.
11:02 Glenn31
(Don) : All you have are the ones in your pockets and in your suitcase c:
11:02 Lettucecow
(skipp) NEVERSAIDTHEYWEREINMYPOCKET (wink)
11:02 Glenn31
(Don) : *reading the contact tho*
11:02 The Villainous Vulture Glenn stahp using your host powers to fuck with our guys mkay? Mkay 11:02 Lettucecow ^ 11:02 Glenn31
:P (Don) : kfine
11:03 The Villainous Vulture Tbh that's Hijotee level shit so dont even plz 11:03 Lettucecow
(skipp) THANKYOU.
11:03 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Grins at the assholes trying to get him eliminated*
11:03 Glenn31
(Don) : I've taken all of them that are supplied on the plane though, since they were never yours
11:03 Lettucecow
(skipp) THATSFINE
11:03 Glenn31
(Don) : And I'm not ordering any more
11:03 Lettucecow
(skipp) THATSFINE (skipp) IHAVETONS
11:03 Glenn31
(Don) : And I'm not stopping anyone from stealing them (Don) : So good luck with that
11:03 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Conf* We can get more anyway, even if we WERE to run out, which is unlikely
11:03 Lettucecow
(skipp) WHYWOULDPEOPLESTEALTHESE? (skipp) *CONF* WAYAHEADOFYOUDAVE
11:04 Glenn31
(Don) : But I will remind you that your suitcase is on the plane (Don) : And so is Scarlett
11:04 Lettucecow
(skipp) *conf* IBOUGHTLIKE6MOREPACKSONTHEWAYHERW
11:04 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Conf* Also, no more this! *Holds up Ellody's notebook and any spares she had*
11:04 Lettucecow
(skipp) SO?
11:05 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Burns them*
11:05 Lettucecow
(skipp) *conf*NICEONE!
11:05 Glenn31
(Don) : So she could take them (Don) : And not give them back (Don) : Ever
11:05 Lettucecow
(skipp) ICANMAKEHERGIVETHEMBACK
11:05 Glenn31
(Don) : not likely
11:05 Lettucecow
(skipp) PEOPLESAYI'MANNOYINGENOUGHTODOTHAT
11:05 Glenn31
(Don) : But I'm not gonna argue with you so see you next time on The Ridonculous Race (stop) IT'S OVER! (stop)