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(Don) : Last time on The Ridonculous Race
(Don) : Our teams were tasked with retrieving cargo from a broken down ship in Cape Town
(Don) : Dave offered Amy and Zoey his help, but it ended up almost causing the elimination of Amy and Zoey
(Don) : Luckilly for them, it was a non-elimination round
(Don) : But with only 3 episodes left, every episode from now on will have an elimination
(Don) : The finale is getting ever closer
(Don) : Are you ready for
(Don) : The Ridonculous Race?
(music) intro  (music)
(stop) TACO  (stop)

talk* wtf 6:59 Lettucecow lol 6:59 Glenn31 lol I get it mexico 6:59 Lettucecow

(mickey) *conf* HOW DID WE GET FIRST PLACE...AGAIN/

6:59 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf* They meant to do that

7:00 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* I don't know..

7:00 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf* I know they did Zoey
(Amy) : *conf* If it wasn't a non-elimination round we'd be goners

7:00 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *conf* clooo-
(Brick) *conf* I think Jo's messed up, what she might be saying is close call?

7:01 Glenn31

(Amy) : Dave is a backstabber.
  • conf*
(Amy) : *conf* Zoey?
(Emma) : So Dave

7:02 You're Irrelevant. back nigga damn

(zoey) : *still twitching*  (twitch)  

7:02 Glenn31

(Emma) : What's it like to almost be eliminated
(Dave) : Die.
(Amy) : *conf* I have a plan though
(Amy) : *conf* I'm going to get the twins away from him
(Amy) : *conf* And then they can help us destroy him  (die)

7:03 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *walks up to Emma and Kitty*
(Brick) I have been thinking

7:03 Glenn31

(Emma) : ?

7:03 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *whispering how dave is a backstabber*
(Brick) So should we work together?

7:03 Glenn31

(Amy) : *nods like a fucking nodding person*
(Emma) *
(Amy) : *walks up to Jay* Hey there  :)

7:04 Lettucecow

(jay) hi..?

7:04 Glenn31

(Amy) : look
(Amy) : I need to talk to you
(Amy) : About Dave

7:05 Lettucecow

(jay) No, we're not going to be your wingmen
(Mickey) *nods*

7:05 Glenn31

(Amy) : -_-

7:05 Lettucecow

(jay) what?

7:05 Glenn31

(Amy) : He's going to chew you up and spit you out the minute you stop being useful toh im

7:05 Lettucecow

(jay) pfft, vin and billy said the same thing
(jay) and we showed them
(jay) er...I showed them.

7:05 Glenn31

(Amy) : Yes, but Dave's actually smart

7:05 Lettucecow

(jay) meh, at this point we trust him more then you.

7:06 Glenn31

(Amy) : You saw what he did to me in TDPI, to me and Zoey yesterday

7:06 Lettucecow

(jay) That wasn't on purpose actually

7:06 Glenn31

(Amy) : He doesn't value anyone but himself and you're stupid to stand by him

7:06 Lettucecow

(jay) he was talking to me about it..

7:06 Glenn31

(Amy) : So what happens if you reach the finale with Dave?
(Amy) : What chance will you have at winning?
(Amy) : You need to help us get rid of him

7:07 Lettucecow

(jay) 2nd place is better then anything I've ever done
(jay) I'm cool with that
(mickey) so am I  :/

7:07 Glenn31

(Amy) : But second place doesn't get you a million dollars

7:07 Lettucecow

(jay) pfft, we never even thought we had a sbhot
  • shot
(jay) so we're not sweating it

7:07 Glenn31

(Amy) : But you just won 2 legs in a row

7:08 Lettucecow

(jay) I don't know how  :/

7:08 Glenn31

(Amy) : You could win this, but not if you're up against Dave and Skipp

7:08 Lettucecow

(jay) hmmm...
(jay) alright, fine.
(jay) you make a good point

7:08 Glenn31

(Amy) : Excellent

7:08 Lettucecow

(jay) what do you propose? 

7:08 Glenn31

(Amy) : We're already allied with the sisters, and I think they got Brick and Jo on board

7:08 Lettucecow

(jay) Perfect.

7:08 Glenn31

(Amy) : So it's all of us against just him

7:08 Lettucecow

(mickey) *conf* Did you really mean that?

7:08 Glenn31

(Amy) : We just need to keep him from winning, and preferably get him out
(Amy) : *walks off*

7:09 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* Sort of...they're both strong teams, so I figured we can play for both sides
(jay) *conf* we certainly don't need any enemies

7:09 Glenn31

(Dave) : What were you talking to Amy about?

7:09 Lettucecow

(mickey) *conf* Good point
(Jay) She was asking me to be your wingman
(jay) I denied.

7:09 Glenn31

(Dave) : That was quite a long conversation

7:10 Lettucecow

(jay) I know right?

7:10 Glenn31

(Dave) : She's not trying anything is she?

7:10 Lettucecow

(MICKEY) She really needs to stop swooning over your...
  • you
(jay) Nope

7:10 Glenn31

(Dave) : I don't blame her
(Dave) : But anyway
(Dave) : Don't trust her. She really wants me gone just so she can feel like she's actually good at this

7:11 Lettucecow

(jay) obivously!
(mickey) we're with you!

7:11 Glenn31

(Dave) : Good
(Dave) : *leaves*

7:11 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* We are with him..and her...both of them!
(mickey) *conf* as long we don't backstab anyone
(mickey) *conf* we're fine ;D
(Jay) *conf* exactly!

7:11 Glenn31

(Amy) : Zoey, I think we might just be getting them out

7:12 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *conf* We just need Amy and zoey and we'll be unstoppable, if they don't mind.

7:12 You're Irrelevant.

(Zoey) : Goo.

good* 7:12 Glenn31

(Don) : Alright, time to go
(Don) : Somehow again, first to leave are Jay and Mickey

7:13 Lettucecow

(jay) *grabs a tip* lets see...

7:13 Glenn31

(Tip) : Catch a plane to Mexico City, and find your next travel tip

7:13 Lettucecow

(mickey) WHOOO! We're gonna do fine! *they run off*

7:14 Glenn31

(Don) : Emma and Kitty
(Emma) : *takes the tip* Ew Mexico

7:14 You're Irrelevant. LETTUCE, sub me while i address something 7:14 Glenn31 or I could since we're on the same team L.

:/

7:14 Lettucecow ^ 7:14 You're Irrelevant. no. 7:14 Glenn31 k I just will o 7:14 You're Irrelevant. well 7:14 Glenn31 ok 7:14 You're Irrelevant. es yes 7:14 Glenn31 k 7:14 You're Irrelevant. just dont fuck up for once 7:14 Glenn31

(Don) : Brick and Jo

7:15 TrueCobalion

(Jo) MExicoooo
(Jo) Pffffft

7:15 Glenn31

(Don) : Dave and Skipp
(Dave) : *takes the tip* Mexico. Fun. Festive

7:15 Lettucecow

(skipp) EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!11

7:16 Glenn31

(Don) : And finally, Amy and Zoey
(Amy) : *takes the tip* Gag! Mexico
(Zoey) :  (Twitch)
(Don) : Everyone is on the same plane to Mexico City

You're Irrelevant. has left the chat. 7:16 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *sipping inflight tea*

7:17 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *getting medical treatment for her head*

7:17 Lettucecow

(jay) *applying neosporin to his many cuts*

7:17 Glenn31

(Emma) : So hopefully we'll be able to keep Dave and Skipp in last place, and they'll get eliminated
(Kitty) : Totally
(Amy) : sounds good

7:18 TrueCobalion

(Brick) Fine by me.

7:18 Glenn31

(Amy) : They're sitting at the back of the plane, so we might be able to get out before them
(Dave) : *listening to music*

7:19 TrueCobalion

(Brick) Jo would be here, but she's getting medical treatment

7:19 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *Finishes her tea* But if they don't get eliminated

7:19 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *pops out* Medical treatment?

7:19 Glenn31

(Amy) : Then one of us goes...

7:19 TrueCobalion

(Brick) Or maybe even the Twins

7:19 Glenn31

(amy) : Maybe
(Don) : After a long flight, the plane has finally landed in Mexico
(Amy) : *literally runs to the plane door*
(Dave) : *runs up the aisle* DON'T EVEN THINK ABOU- *gets smushed by everyone* UGHFJDHGJHJFG

7:21 Lettucecow

(Jay) Sorry!
(jay) *getting smushed by amy*

7:21 Glenn31

(Amy) : Moooooove

7:21 TrueCobalion sorry but i have to gtg soon 7:21 Glenn31

(Amy) : *squeezes out the door and runs af*

ok 7:21 TrueCobalion without a doubt if i leave during the ep the jocks will go 7:21 Glenn31 we won't be doing anymore after this anyway 7:22 Lettucecow

(jay) *gets literally kicked through the door by dave*

7:22 Glenn31

(amy) : *grabs dat tip*

7:22 Lettucecow

(mickey) ow.
(jay) yep.

7:22 Glenn31

(Tip) : Take a cab a few miles out of the city to a nearby Aztec village
(Amy) : Ew Aztecs
(Dave) : *throws Skipp over the crowd to the don box*

7:23 Lettucecow

(skipp) *gets a tip*

7:24 Glenn31

(Amy) : *gets a cab*

7:24 Lettucecow

(jay) *takes a tip and gets into a taxi*

7:24 Glenn31

(Emma) : *gets a cab*

7:24 Lettucecow

(skipp) *gets into a cab with dave*

7:24 Glenn31

(Dave) : *drags Skipp into a cab and pays the dude double* GET US THERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN

7:24 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *steals a cab and drives off*

7:25 Lettucecow . 7:25 Glenn31

(Emma) : Alright, we just need to keep Dave and Skipp behind us at all times
(Dave) : *shoots past Emma*
(Emma) : Fuck

7:26 Lettucecow

(jay) *rolls down the window next to emma* this is why we're alligned with him.

7:26 TrueCobalion

(Brick) we must elude Dave!
(Jo) OBLIGED! *Crashes into Dave*

7:27 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *pulls out her flower and throws it at Dave's cab like a shuriken
(Dave) : Why are we slowing down?

7:27 Lettucecow

(jay) *casually driving past the whole mess unoticed*

7:27 Glenn31 Driver: Flat tire

(Dave) : ...
(Dave) : *feeds Skipp an energy drink*

7:27 Lettucecow

(skipp) VFBHVGBHJGSHJBGTR

7:27 Glenn31

(Dave) : TO THE TEMPLE!

7:27 Lettucecow

(skipp) *takes dave and sanic's ahead*

7:28 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *her flower boomerangs back to her*  :)

7:28 TrueCobalion

(Brick)  (y)

7:28 Glenn31

(Don) : Dave and Skipp, first to arrive at the temple

7:29 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *crashes into the temple*

7:29 Lettucecow

(jay) *gets out at the temple with mickey*

7:29 Glenn31

(Amy) : *runs the taxi over Skipp* SECOND!

7:29 Lettucecow

(skipp) *gets up and knocks the taxi over*
(skipp) TOOHYPEROMGOMGOMOGMOGMGOMG

7:29 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *crowds by the don box (if there is one)

7:29 Glenn31

(Dave) : Inside this temple, 5 ancient Aztec artifacts are hidden
(Don) *

7:30 TrueCobalion

(Jo) So we gotta find one/

? 7:30 Glenn31

(Don) : You need to find one, get it out safely, and bring it to the Chill Zone at Mexico's National Palace

7:30 Lettucecow

(jay) got it!

7:30 Glenn31

(Don) : GO

7:30 TrueCobalion

(Brick) What are we waiting for? Let's go! *runs off*

7:30 Glenn31

(Amy) : *runs in af*

7:30 Lettucecow

(jay) *runs into the temple*

7:31 Glenn31

(Emma) : Ugh, it's so dark in here
(Kitty) : *uses her phone as a flashlight*

7:31 Lettucecow

(mickey) *looking around* why do I feel something...slippery..
(jay) *gets out his phone and flashes at mickey, revealing an octopus next to him* ....
(mickey) SUITCASE OCTOPUS! AGAIN!!!

7:31 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *lights up a room with a torch*

7:32 Lettucecow

(mickey) *it starts beating the shit out of him*

7:32 Glenn31

(Amy) : *uses her whore sense*

7:32 TrueCobalion

(Brick) B-b-b-BAAAATS!
(Brick) *gets mauled by bats*

7:32 Lettucecow

(jay) You have fun with that... *starts looking around*

7:32 Glenn31

(Kitty) : Ooh! I found something *picks up a statuette*
(Emma) : That must be it. Come on

7:33 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *grabs a bat statue* I think this is it

7:33 Glenn31

(Emma) : *runs out*

7:33 Lettucecow

(jay) *sees something indentended into the wall and rips out a little figure* must be it. *grabs mickey and goes*

7:33 TrueCobalion

(Brick) Okay! OWWW *runs to the exit with Jo*

7:33 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *grabs a statue that looks like Don in a sombrero* You have to be kidding me

7:33 Lettucecow

(skipp) *picks up a little figure and grabs daves, running away*

7:34 Glenn31 daves there's more D: 7:34 TrueCobalion daves 7:34 Lettucecow

D:

7:34 TrueCobalion

D:

7:34 Glenn31

(Emma) : *gets in her taxi* NATIONAL PALACE
(Amy) : *carjacks Don's mercedes and drives the fuck outta there*

7:34 Lettucecow

(jay) *run into a taxi* national palace!

7:34 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *gets in the taxi* NATIONAL PALACE MOTHERFUCKER*

7:34 Lettucecow

(skipp) SCREWTHAT! *sanic speeds with dave*

7:35 Glenn31

(Amy) : *sees Skipp coming and pulls out in front of them*

7:35 Lettucecow

(skipp) *flips over the car*

7:35 Glenn31

(Amy) : ...
(Amy) : *speds up*
(Emma) : *whizzes by Amy*

7:36 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *speeds by*

7:36 Lettucecow

(jay) *passes amy*

7:36 Glenn31

(Amy) :  (Twitch)
(Zoey) : WE'RE IN LAST PLACE GO FASTER
(Amy) : *Goes faster*

7:37 TrueCobalion

(Jo) The palace! We must make it!

7:37 Glenn31

(Amy) : GO FASTER! WHAT DOES DON PUT IN THIS?!!?!
(Zoey) : It's an electric car!
(Amy) : ....
(Amy) : FUCK DON

7:37 Lettucecow

(skipp) *sanic seeds into the palace*

7:37 Glenn31

(Don) : Ohai

7:37 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *crashes into the chillzone*

7:37 Glenn31

(Don) : Dave and Skipp arrive first
(don) : Brick and Jo second

7:37 TrueCobalion

(Jo) We've made it! *gives bat statue*

7:38 Lettucecow

(jay) *makes it with mickey*

7:38 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *Conf* FUCK.

7:38 Glenn31

(Don) : and the twins 4th
(Emma) : *arrives af*
(Amy) : Sisters 4th

7:38 Lettucecow

(jay) you mean 3rd

7:38 Glenn31

(Don) : yes yes
(Amy) : *runs over everyone and drives up the steps* WE'RE HERE!
(Don) : I'll take that *Takes the statuette*
(Don) : But I am sorry to say you are the last to arrive
(Amy) : ...
(Zoey) :  (twitch)
(Dave) :  :P

7:39 Lettucecow

(jay) yeah...I think I'll stick with dave..

7:39 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *Conf* No, no, no! What have we done wrong?!

7:39 Lettucecow

(jay) thanks for the offer though.

7:39 Glenn31

(Dave) : Oh well, no hard feelings right?
(Amy) : Yeah.
(Amy) : None.  (twitch)
(stop) SCENE CUTS TO AMY AND ZOEY'S INTERVIEW  (stop)
(Amy) : I guess 5th place isn't SO bad
(Zoey) : but you know what's better than 5th?
(Zoey) : 1st.
(Amy) : Y'know, I think I've really changed since coming on this show
(Amy) : I've wanted to knock Zoey into the concrete since the first episode
(Amy) : But I haven't yet, I think I'm growing here
(Zoey) : I'm never coming on a show like this again.
(Amy) : Agreed.
(stop) SCENE CUTS BACK TO DON  (stop)
(Don) : And then there were 4
(Don) : Only 1 episode left until the grand finale, and tomorrow, one more team will be down and out and we'll have our finalists
(Don) : You don't want to miss Part 1 of the dramatic conclusion of
(Don) : The Ridonculous Race!
(stop) THIS EPISODE IS OVER  (stop)

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