(stop) PLEASE DO NOT TALK  (stop)
(Don) : Last time on The Ridonculous Race
(Don) : Our teams took part in a two leg race from the middle of the ocean and through the city of Manila
(Don) : Amy got knocked out. Twice.
(Don) : And had some... weird dreams
(Don) : Scott showed that he still hasn't forgotten the shooting skills his pappy taught him, as he managed to shoot down pretty much everyone
(Don) : In the end, Amy and Zoey FINALLY won a race, and are having a swanky party with the entire alliance in first class
(Don) : But unfortunately for Ellody and Mary, they've been deposited in a row boat with a week's supply of edibles and told to find their way back to Canada
(Don) : Today's race takes us to the Holy Land
(Don) : What's in store for our non-religions competitors? Find out on
(Don) : The Ridonculous Race!
(music) INTRO  (music)
(stop) ON DAT PLANE DOE  (stop)
  • literally all of Emma's alliance is in first class*
(Izzy) : Kinda quiet down here.

6:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Doing a crossword*
(Dave) : Good.

6:33 Lettucecow

(cody) agreed.

6:34 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Quiet to ourselves

6:34 Lettucecow


6:34 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Say... what happened to Brick?

6:34 Glenn31

(Sugar) : *singing craptry*

6:34 Lettucecow

(cody) I don't know

6:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Anyone have an 8 letter word for an obnoxious person?

6:35 Glenn31

(Owen) : *faaaaart*

6:35 Lettucecow

(cody) Team Emma?

6:35 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Scarlett

6:35 Lettucecow

(cody) It's a phrase, but still coutns

6:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Hmmm

6:35 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) :  (troll)

6:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I was going to say nuisance
(Dave) : But I guess that works too

6:35 Glenn31

(Owen) : I thought you and Emma's clique were cool now. How come you weren't invited?

6:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Shrug* Ask them

6:36 Lettucecow

(cody) how come you aren't invited?
(cody) you aren't allied with us

6:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : we're not in their group either

6:36 Glenn31

(Izzy) : Is it because Amy invited them up and didn't want to look at her obnoxious ex-boyfriend?

6:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : I prefer to stay neutral for this sort of thing

6:36 Glenn31

(Owen) : Actually we were invited
(Owen) : But Scott didn't wanna go  :/

6:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Exactly
(Scott) : Don't wanna seem like I'm on their side

6:36 Lettucecow

(cody) Why?
(cody) we all know your not

6:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Shrug* Meh

6:37 Lettucecow

(cody) you could be a sorta spy

6:37 Glenn31

(Owen) : But there are no sides anymore

6:37 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : I had the best beating from Zoey... *walks trippily out of first class before falling toward the open cargo hold trap door*

6:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Tell that to the people in First Class
(Scott) : If that were true everyone would be up there

6:37 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *pokes her head out the first class door* DON'T INSULT MY BLOUSE AGAIN!

6:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Emma may not want Dave dead anymore but I think the rest of them want him to be

6:38 Lettucecow

(mickey) *from uptop on the carry on bag thing* Not EVERYONE who's in her alliance is there!

6:38 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *waves to Scott*  (wave)

6:38 Lettucecow

(mickey) *falls down*
(mickey) ow.
(mickey) I mean..Jay is...

6:38 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Mickey what the fuck are you doing

6:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Waves back*

6:38 Glenn31


6:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : So why are you here Mickey?

6:38 Lettucecow

(Jay) *shriek* I HAD ONE GLASS!
(mickey) I dunno
(mickey) I usually just wake up in random places

6:39 Glenn31

(Zoey) : WHY CAN'T YOU SHARE THE MINERALS WITH EVERYONE INVITED?! *throws Dave through the door*

6:39 Lettucecow

(mickey) jay think's it's annoying

6:39 Glenn31 ^ dave Jay doe* 6:39 Lettucecow

(jay) *smacks into mickey*
(mickey) ow..
(jay) She scares me.

6:39 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : ...
(Dave) : Well then

6:39 Lettucecow

(jay) I only one CUP of the mineral water.
(jay) *conf* You think we're dead meat?
(mickey) yep.
(jay) Figured.

6:40 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *waks out* Y'know

waks af 6:40 The Villainous Vulture I wak all day 6:40 TrueCobalion wak 6:40 Glenn31

(Zoey) : Me and Amy said everyone was invited. Just not Dave

I wak to Alejandro 6:40 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Very nice.

6:41 Glenn31

(Zoey) : Hey, not my fault ex-boyfriends are off the list

6:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Luckily everyone back her are good enough friends to not leave me behind

6:41 Lettucecow

(jay) *he hides behind owen*

6:41 Glenn31

(Owen) : *farts*

6:41 Lettucecow

(jay) ....

6:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Right guys?

6:41 Lettucecow

(jay) bad idea.
(cody) Right-o. 
(skipp) YEAH!

6:41 Glenn31

(Sugar) : I WANT SOME MINERAL WATEERRR! *runs into first class*

6:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Okay so maybe Sugar isn't exactly friends with me
(Dave) : But still, MOST of us back here have loyalty

6:42 Lettucecow

(mickey)  :/

6:42 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : -.-

6:42 Lettucecow

(jay) We're...actually part of emma's alliance..
(jay) BUT
(jay) We're gonnna change noe
(jay) Your way scarier.

6:42 Glenn31

(Zoey) : Treacherous fucks
(Zoey) : Pardon me a moment *Grabs Jay and Mickey and drags them down to the cargo hold*

6:42 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* I take that back. Zoey's way scarier.
(mickey) *nods*
(jay) What..what are you doing?
(mickey) 0.0

6:43 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *walks over to where the landing gear are stored because this plane is so cheap they're not even covered*
(Zoey) : *ties Jay and Mickey to the front wheel*

6:43 TrueCobalion

(Jo) :  (troll)

6:43 Lettucecow

(jay) eh. we're used to it
(Mickey) yep.

6:44 Glenn31

(Zoey) : But usually you get untied before the plane lands

6:44 Lettucecow

(jay) .....
(jay) *conf* Zoey's definitely the most scary.
(mickey) *curled up in a fetal postion*

6:44 Glenn31

(Zoey) : I doubled knotted that rope. Bye  (wave) *leaves*

6:44 Lettucecow

(jay) ....
(jay) um..
(jay) new alliance buddies?
(jay) hello?
(mickey) anyone?

6:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Walks in*
(Dave) : *Le untie*

6:45 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *locks the cargo hold door before Dave waks in stfu*

WAKS 6:45 The Villainous Vulture nah 6:45 Lettucecow

(jay) *le sigh of relief*'
(jay) This is a MUCH better alliance.
(mickey) *nods*

6:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Brings them back because Zoey is a fail*

6:45 Glenn31

(Zoey) :  (finger)

6:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Wak that, period head

6:45 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *literally throws a seat at Dave*

6:45 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Call me bruce jenner dave
(Jo) : PFft

PFft 6:46 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Ducks and it hits Scott*
(Scott) : OW

6:46 Glenn31

(Owen) :  :/

6:46 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Fine bitch *storms off*

6:46 The Villainous Vulture


6:46 Glenn31

(Don) : *plays over the PA*

6:47 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Ooh i'm really really scary

fuck 6:47 Lettucecow

(cody) .....

6:47 TrueCobalion my erroes are of 6:47 Lettucecow

(cody) IT BURNS!

6:47 TrueCobalion Fuck 6:47 The Villainous Vulture


6:47 Glenn31


6:47 Lettucecow


6:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Hijacks the PA and plays*

6:48 Lettucecow

(CODY) yeah!

6:48 TrueCobalion


6:48 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* This alliance has all the scary people in it.

6:48 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Awesome.

6:48 Lettucecow

(mickey) thats good.
(jay) yeah, they can protect us.

6:49 Glenn31

(stop) IN JERUSALEM  (stop)
(Don) : Ok, before we start
(Don) : No Jared, you cannot kill any jews

6:49 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : Aw.

6:49 Lettucecow

(cody) theres always next time buddy

6:49 Glenn31

(Don) : Anyway
(Don) : Today's challenge is a throwback to over 2000 years ago

6:50 Lettucecow

(cody) we're gonna have to ransack and burn down the city?

6:50 The Villainous Vulture


6:50 Glenn31

(Don) : Each team will carry a cross through the city of Jerusalem

6:50 Lettucecow

(cody) I liked the burning down the city part better.

6:50 Glenn31

(Don) : We WERE going to force one of you to be nailed to it, but the Legal Committee has a problem with that

6:50 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : That won't be hard

6:50 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Why? So the nazis can't kill us?

Apologies ;) 6:51 Lettucecow ? 6:51 TrueCobalion I kinda made a rude ass joke 6:51 The Villainous Vulture PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF 6:51 Glenn31

(Don) ; *gives everyone a giant ass cross*

6:51 Lettucecow we all make nazi jokes. 6:51 The Villainous Vulture We make way worse jokes than that 6:51 Lettucecow ^ 6:51 TrueCobalion okay then Awkward 6:51 The Villainous Vulture xD 6:51 Glenn31

(Amy) : Can I still nail Zoey to this?

6:51 The Villainous Vulture


6:51 Glenn31 ways 6:51 Lettucecow

(skipp) EH.

6:51 The Villainous Vulture Fuck off 6:51 Glenn31


6:51 The Villainous Vulture You know what I meant 6:52 Lettucecow

(felix) *tries to lift it* It's..too..heavy!

6:52 Glenn31

(owen) : *lifts is without ease*

6:52 Lettucecow

(felix) *faceplants*

6:52 Glenn31 with ease* tf 6:52 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Trying to life that shit* UGH!
(Dave) : *Finally gets it up on his back* Finally.

6:53 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *lifts it* Too easy
(Brick) : We work out brah
(Trent) : *barely lifts the cross* My back

6:53 Glenn31 brb 6:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Has it on his back* Is it weird that this is giving me a boner?
(Dave) : ....
(Dave) : Please stop talking.
(Jared) : I still wanna kill jews though :3

6:54 Lettucecow

(cody) don didn't say we can't KIDNAP them
(cody) or TORTURE them

6:55 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Let's just beat em

6:55 Lettucecow

(cody) deal

6:55 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : It might be hard to win while dragging a sack of squirming jews

6:55 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *conf* I'm waiting for someone to put a swastika on our backs  D:

6:55 Lettucecow

(skipp) what if we nail one on the cross?


(cody) *

6:56 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Yea!

6:56 Glenn31

(Don) : First team get first class and advantage, last team gets shot yadda yadda yadda go!
(Don) : Oh, and Amy and Zoey
(Amy) : Here's your miniature crucifix :£


(Don) *
(Amy) : Yes!

6:57 TrueCobalion

(jo) : *runs slowly af*

6:57 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *drops the big cross and takes the statuette*

6:57 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Runs af*

6:57 Glenn31

(Amy) : *runs like a mofo*
(Owen) : *carrying the cross*

6:57 TrueCobalion

  • all my bitches run with the cross*

6:57 Lettucecow

(felix) *still faceplanted* scarlett..

6:57 Glenn31

(Emma) : *running*
(Scarlett) : *dragging Felix*

6:57 Lettucecow

(felix) It's heavy...

6:58 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Running with it on his back* Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

6:58 Glenn31

(Izzy) : Haha! I am Jesus!

6:59 Lettucecow . 6:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Grabs a random Jewish guy tho*

6:59 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Nngh! Need some help here!

6:59 Glenn31

(Don) : The teams are about to pass through Jerusalem's muslim community
(Amy) : Muslims?
(Zoey) : Dave's family!

6:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Nails the Jew to the back of the cross and keeps running*
(Dave) : -_-

7:00 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Incoming!

7:00 Lettucecow

(cody) GO JARED GO!

7:00 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : But Israel doesn't HAVE Muslims!

7:00 Glenn31

(Don) : They do now! >:3

7:00 Lettucecow Yes it does :/ 7:00 Glenn31 ^ You should know VV gosh 7:00 The Villainous Vulture But not a mass population of them Like, very very few OMG THIS LAG NDFHJKHFUEG 7:01 Glenn31 Jerusalem is sacred to Muslims tho 7:01 The Villainous Vulture Same to Christians but there's not a shitload of Christians there Look whatever let's keep going 7:01 Glenn31 Muslim: ALLAHU AKBAR! *shooting at the teams*

(Amy) : Ok, rude!

7:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Swings the cross still with the jew on it and hits the Muslim in the face*

7:01 Lettucecow


7:01 Glenn31 Muslim: D: 7:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Keeps running*

7:01 Glenn31

(amy) :  :I

7:01 Lettucecow

(cody) ...what?

7:02 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : Nothing  (Derp)

7:02 Lettucecow


7:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Conf* ...  :/

7:02 Lettucecow

(cody) I thought you said it was for a job!

7:02 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *kicks muslims in the face* Gtfo muslies

7:02 Glenn31

(Amy) : *runs up beside Dave* Hey Dave, now that we're not enemies or anything
(Amy) : I just wanted to say that, even though Scott's my boyfriend I still kind of...

Muslim :*shoots Zoey in the leg*

(Amy) : Eek!

7:03 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Huh?
(Jared) : ALLAHU AKBAR! *Falcon punches a Muslim*

7:03 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *hopping on one foot* Assholes

7:04 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *runs slowly out of the muslim community* Am I dead yet
(Trent) : No

7:04 Glenn31

(Amy) : Anyway

7:04 The Villainous Vulture


7:04 Glenn31

(Amy) : As I was saying, I still sort of like- *trips and falls down a set of steps* JDJFGHJFDJF

7:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Stops running*  :/

7:05 Lettucecow


7:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Le shrugs and keeps going*

7:05 Lettucecow


7:05 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *passes Gwen* Out of my way!

7:05 Glenn31

(Zoey) : (ignores Amy and keeps running because she has the Statuette*

7:05 The Villainous Vulture I sense a theme 7:05 Glenn31 huh 7:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Hitting various Muslims with the cross as he runs by them*

7:06 Glenn31 Muslim: HSJDFK 7:06 The Villainous Vulture


7:06 Lettucecow


7:06 TrueCobalion Other Muslim : D: 7:06 Glenn31

(Amy) : *catches up to Zoey* You know we still both need to cross right?

7:06 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : *Still running af*

7:06 Glenn31

(Zoey) : Meh
(Emma) : *runs past Dave and Skipp*

7:06 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : We're coming!

7:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Oh hey Emma

7:07 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *spits her tongue out at Skipp*
(Emma) : Hai, bye *runs*

7:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Hmph. *Catches up to her*

7:07 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : PFFT! *pushes Skipp and runs for it*

7:07 Lettucecow

(cody) *le finishes and watches Jared smack a guy with the cross*

7:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Sorry, but no one is beating us this time! *Le pass*

7:08 Glenn31

(Emma) : Oh really? *le smirk, then sprint af*
(Emma) : *le passes them* Sorry!

7:08 Lettucecow

(cody) Jared! Were here! Stop smacking poeple!

7:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Ugh!
(Jared) : Huh? Oh

7:08 Glenn31 wait they're at the finish line? 7:08 Lettucecow they just made it :/ 7:08 Glenn31 ofuck

(Don) : Jared and Cody arrived first!

7:08 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : We got out first doe

7:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Continues beating muslims*
(Dave) : *Gets there doe*

7:08 Lettucecow

(cody) OK, now you can continue

7:08 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Whatever floats your boat donnykins

7:08 Glenn31 wat 7:08 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *makes it out*

7:08 Glenn31 ARE THEY AT THE FINISH LINE ORNAH?! 7:09 The Villainous Vulture yeh 7:09 Glenn31 ARE GWENT?! 7:09 Lettucecow cody said he can continue smacking muslims 7:09 The Villainous Vulture idk 7:09 Lettucecow

(jay) *makes it*

7:09 TrueCobalion I don't know 7:09 Glenn31 bish there's more after the muslims 7:09 TrueCobalion Fuck 7:09 Glenn31 if that's what you mean 7:09 The Villainous Vulture Well they're already at deh line :3 7:09 Lettucecow thats not what I mean 7:09 Glenn31 fain 7:09 TrueCobalion Nah its fine 7:09 Glenn31

(Amy) : *arrives*
(Emma) : *arrives with Kitty*
(Zoey) : *arrives*

7:09 Lettucecow

(jay) *le arrives*

7:09 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Fuck *Arrives*

7:09 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Makes it there with Skipp*

7:09 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *arrives with Felix*

7:09 Lettucecow

(felix) *le arrives*

7:09 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *arrives with the cross*

7:09 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Gets there with Own tbh*

7:10 Glenn31

(Sugar) : *arrives with Izzeh*

7:10 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *follows*
(Trent) : *gets in*

7:10 Glenn31

(Don) : And in last place
(Don) : It's Bianca and Brianna

7:10 The Villainous Vulture

(bianca) : *gets there* ...

7:10 Glenn31

(Bianca) : FUCK!

no fuck you 7:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Bianca) : *Rips two trees out of the ground and starts chasing Don*

Nigg I do Bianca better 7:10 Glenn31

(Don) :  :I
(Brianna) : *bald*

7:11 The Villainous Vulture

(bianca) : DIE!

7:11 Glenn31 Helicopter: THIS IS THE FBI! FREEZE BIANCA!

(Brianna) : I thought you said you did your time!

7:12 The Villainous Vulture

(Bianca) : *Throws the trees at the helicopter Hulk style* YOU'LL NEVER GET ME!

7:12 Glenn31 Helicopter: *le chase*

(Brianna) : *runs after Bianca*

7:12 The Villainous Vulture

(bianca) : *Punches Jews as she flees*
(jared) : Well that happened

7:12 Lettucecow

(cody) Yes..that did.

7:12 Glenn31

(Don) : *passes out tickets*
(Scarlett) : Er

7:13 Lettucecow

(jay) I don't know what I just witnessed.

7:13 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Isn't Syria a little... dangerous?

7:13 Lettucecow

(felix) Yeah...

7:13 Glenn31


7:13 The Villainous Vulture


7:13 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft

7:13 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I mean um...

7:13 Lettucecow

(cody) ....

7:13 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Yea, Syria

7:13 Glenn31

(Emma) : >_>

7:13 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : What's with that?

7:14 Glenn31

(Zoey) : They might recruit Dave

7:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Bite me.
(Jared) : Guess what though people? PARTY IN FIRST CLASS!

7:14 Glenn31 FUCK 7:14 Lettucecow

(cody) YEAH!

7:14 The Villainous Vulture


7:14 Glenn31 ah lust da eppy


7:14 Lettucecow what.. 7:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Whispers to Jared*
(jared) : EXCEPT AMY!

7:14 Glenn31

(Amy) :  >:/

7:15 Lettucecow

(cody) *whispers to jared* except emma

7:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : YEY!

7:15 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Woot

7:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Oh, and NO EMMA!
(Jared) :  (:D)

7:15 Glenn31

(Emma) :  :/

7:15 Lettucecow

(cody) ;D

7:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *smacks Cody upside the head*

7:15 Glenn31

(Kitty) : Yay I get to go though  :D

7:15 Lettucecow

(cody) YOWCH

7:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : She's cool now, remember?

7:15 Lettucecow

(cody) Yes but I don't like her.

7:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Smacks him again*

7:15 Glenn31

(Emma) : *smacks Cody upside the head*

7:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Emma can come.

7:16 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) :  :/

7:16 Glenn31

(Amy) :Can I come?  :D

7:16 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : NEVER MIND! EMMA CAN COME!  (:D)

7:16 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* I miss vin. Now I'M the punching back

7:16 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Nope

7:16 Glenn31

(Amy) : But whyyyy

7:16 The Villainous Vulture punching back af 7:16 Lettucecow xD 7:16 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : You didn't let me go to your party
(Dave) : So meh *Walks away af*

7:16 Glenn31

(Amy) : Well if exes aren't invited.... then... then
(Amy) : Why does...
(Amy) : uuugh
(Owen) : Can we go Scott? ^_^

7:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Sigh* Fine.

7:17 Glenn31

(Owen) :  
(Amy) : *gives Scott a "No, stay in geh class with me pls" look*

7:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Ugh. Owen, you can go

7:18 Glenn31

(Owen) : Ok

7:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : I'll stay in... geh class.

7:18 Glenn31

(Don) : Who will get shot to death by jihadists in Syria?
(Don) : Who will become a jihadist?

7:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : ME!

7:18 Glenn31

(Don) : Find out next time on

7:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I mean um

7:18 Glenn31

(Don) : The Ridonculous Race!

7:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Dave... probably.  :/

7:18 Glenn31