(stop) PLEASE DO NOT TALK (stop)


The Villainous Vulture THANK YOU 8:14 Glenn31 ugh Don: Last time on The Ridonculous Race Don: Our contestants braved the Syrian wasteland in search of fuel for our crashed plane Don: While some teams kept on track... Don: Others.... as in, Jared and Cody, had other plans 8:15 The Villainous Vulture


8:15 Glenn31 Don: In the end Brick and Jo were first to cross the finish line 8:15 The Villainous Vulture -_- Idjit 8:16 Glenn31 fuck 8:16 Lettucecow wat 8:16 Glenn31 Don: But it turned out that I had completely missed Jared and Cody crossing first 8:16 Lettucecow oh yeah 8:16 Glenn31 Don: We had supplied our cast with a small boat to bring them to our next destination Don: But it turned out we were miles away from any navigateable water Don: So instead, I have something else in mind Don: Welcome back to Don: The Ridonculous Race!

(music) INTRO  (music)

8:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Still wearing his turban and still has a beard* This was a good trip

8:17 Glenn31 Emma: *fanning herself* 8:17 Lettucecow

(cody) Yep.

8:17 Glenn31 Kitty: *taking selfies* 8:17 Lettucecow

(CODY) *getting grapes fed to him by a guy in a turban*

8:17 Glenn31 Amy: *yelling at Zoey* 8:18 You're Irrelevant.

(Zoey) : Bitch get your disgusting ass away from me please

8:18 Glenn31 Amy: Why do you get an icon and I doooooon't!!! 8:18 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* you know jared, I'l never doubt your terrorist connections again, this working out well.

8:18 You're Irrelevant.

(Zoey) : You've been doing shit since the first episode; take a fucking break.

8:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Conf* Good. Good.
(Dave) : *Starts throwing pebbles at Amy's head*

8:19 Glenn31 Emma: So are we going anywhere? We've been stuck here for almost two days and Jared's starting to concern me Amy: OW! Amy: *throws Zoey at Dave's head* 8:19 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Dodges that shit*

8:19 Glenn31 Amy: While she may not be good for much Amy: She's a damn good projectile 8:19 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Appears behind Emma* You're next....

8:20 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *conf* I'm losing motivation to continute fueding with Amy. She is my partner afterall, and it's not productive..
(zoey) : *gets up* Please don't.

8:20 Glenn31 Amy: *conf* Since... since when are you so mature? 8:20 Lettucecow Skipp: *drinking energy drinks* THSISSOBORING 8:20 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *conf* *shrugs*

8:20 Glenn31


8:20 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : MY BROTHERS! D;

8:21 Lettucecow

(cody) NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ABDUL!!!!!!!!!!

8:21 Glenn31

Listen up contestants, this race is about to end as you know it

Amy: WE GET TO GO HOME!? Don: Noope 8:21 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Aw.

8:21 Lettucecow

(CODY) dammit

8:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Ooof course not.

8:22 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Don't hype us like that and then let us down.

8:22 Glenn31 Don: We're going to change the rules! (:D) 8:22 Lettucecow

(jay) change the rules?

8:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Oh yey. Changing the vaguely established rules.

8:22 Glenn31 Don: *points to a Don Box beside him* Today's race begins here Don: You've had a few encounters with these cleverly named Don Boxes before 8:23 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Oh look, another trash can with Don's face

8:23 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : He's starting to sound more and more like Chris.

8:23 Lettucecow

(mickey) *conf* *petting a lizard* I found him in the desert! I'm calling him *it bites him* ow...I feel funny....*collapses*

8:23 Glenn31 Don: They're not trash cans! 8:23 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : ...Wait.... that's the real Don.
(Dave) : My bad

8:23 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *snaps fingers in a z formation* Daamn

8:23 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* *pokes him* Guess it was venomous...

8:24 The Villainous Vulture Dave is feeling venomous today ijs 8:24 Glenn31 Don: Anyway, this Don Box will give you a Travel Tip, instructions for what to do to get your next tip Don: Teams will be departing one at a time in the order they arrived yesterday 8:24 Lettucecow

(felix) We're gonna have to travel through syria...AGAIN?

8:24 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : *Pulls out an AK* MORE JIHAD FOR ME!

8:24 Glenn31 Don: But don't get too happy with your lead, you'll all be clumped back together soon enough 8:24 Lettucecow

(felix) I've already caught mers 4 times!

8:25 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Has the safety committee even approved this leg?

8:25 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : They just let him have an AK. Because that's something that happens.

8:25 Glenn31 Don: We have a safety committee? 8:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : That... isn't possible, Felix.

8:25 Lettucecow

(felix) IT IS NOW!

8:25 Glenn31 Don: Anyway, the first team to get a tip is Dave and Skipp 8:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Pokes Zoey* Oh come on, I know you have like, two pistols in your boobs or something

8:25 Lettucecow Skipp: YES!LETSGO! 8:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Oh yey.

8:25 Glenn31 Don: *points at the big red button doe* 8:26 Lettucecow Skipp: *press it* 8:26 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) ; I sold them and used the money to buy things that actually benefit me.

8:26 Glenn31 Tip: Make your way to the nearby airfield, and board one of the three planes to Dubai. 8:26 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : BO-RING

8:26 Glenn31 wait wait wait Colombia* lol 8:26 The Villainous Vulture FAIL 8:26 Glenn31 shut up 8:26 You're Irrelevant. how did you 8:26 Glenn31 Dubai's cooler than Colombia 8:26 Lettucecow Nah 8:27 Glenn31 Don: GO GO GO! 8:27 Lettucecow

  • grabs dave and sanic speeds into the desert*

son of a 8:27 The Villainous Vulture


8:27 Lettucecow skipp * 8:27 Glenn31 Don: There are three planes leaving here one hour apart, each plane will contain a few teams 8:27 You're Irrelevant. sanic m e 8:27 Glenn31 Don: Next is Brick and Jo

(Jo) : Pfft *gets tip and leaves*

8:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Wait, but we passed the finish line first last time

8:27 Lettucecow

(cody) Yeah...

8:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Should we get to go first?

8:27 Lettucecow

(cody) don't we also get an advantage? 

8:27 Glenn31 Don: *Takes the tip from Jo and hands it over to Jared* Try get ahead of them >_> Don: No more advantages! Everyone's on level ground 8:28 The Villainous Vulture

  • The Jihad Jeep shows up again and they drive off*

8:28 Glenn31 Don's just drunk today leave him alone 8:28 Lettucecow


8:28 Glenn31

(Jo) : *gets another fucking tip and leaves*

8:28 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : *Starts shooting into the air*

8:28 Glenn31 Don: Amy and Zoey Amy: *grabs a tip* Ew, Colombia 8:28 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *yawns*

8:29 Glenn31 Don: Jay and Mickey 8:29 Lettucecow

(JAY) *grabs a tip*

8:29 Glenn31 brb 8:29 Lettucecow

(jay) *him and mickey run off*
(mickey) I hope we don't get captured by ISIS again.

8:30 Glenn31 Don: With 3 teams on Plane 1, it's ready to depart 8:30 You're Irrelevant. ^ me 8:30 Glenn31 Don: Plane 1 will be carrying The Assasins, The Unlikely Duo, and the Jocks 8:30 Lettucecow ? whos unlikely duo? 8:31 Glenn31 Dave and Skipp -_- 8:31 Lettucecow they're the odd couple get it right 8:31 Glenn31 same thing 8:31 You're Irrelevant. ^ 8:31 Glenn31 IT'S BEEN A WHILE OK 8:31 Lettucecow okay 8:31 You're Irrelevant. isnt unlikely amy and zoey 8:31 Lettucecow ^ 8:31 You're Irrelevant. it sounds like a fitting title for them 8:31 The Villainous Vulture Jared is Sand Monkey Aaron ijs 8:31 Glenn31 Don: Felix and Scarlett 8:32 Lettucecow

(felix) Lets get out of here.

8:32 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *gets a tip* Colombia huh?

8:32 You're Irrelevant. when did you even make these names actually 8:32 Lettucecow

(felix) all this dust is getting to my asthma.

8:32 Glenn31 when you weren't here 8:32 You're Irrelevant. >_> <_< oh 8:32 Glenn31 mhm 8:32 Lettucecow

(felix) *him and scarlett run off af*

8:32 Glenn31 Don: Emma and Kitty Emma: *gets a tip* Ugh, Colombia? 8:33 You're Irrelevant. Ling Ling: Kitty? 8:33 Glenn31 no 8:33 You're Irrelevant. Ling Ling: Ling Ling eat kitty 8:33 Lettucecow xD 8:33 Glenn31 Don: Plane 2, carrying The Rivals, The Adversity Twins and the Veteran Geniuses is also ready to depart, leaving just 3 teams yet to begin 8:34 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *claps for own self indeed yes*

8:34 Glenn31 Amy: How long is this flight? -_- Don: Scott and Owen 8:35 Lettucecow son of a bitch 8:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Oh great. Drugland.

8:35 Glenn31 what? 8:35 Lettucecow my dad tells me we're going to 4:00 mass -_- 8:35 Glenn31 lol 8:35 The Villainous Vulture mass? tf is mass 8:35 Lettucecow ikr 8:35 Glenn31 church infidel 8:35 The Villainous Vulture Gross 8:35 Lettucecow it is 8:35 The Villainous Vulture Religion 8:35 You're Irrelevant. ew 8:36 Glenn31 Don: And lastly, Trent and Gwen

(Trent) : *grabs a tip* Colombia. *blands to the airfile*

8:36 You're Irrelevant. isnt praising joseph or whatever his name is a sunday thing 8:36 The Villainous Vulture No no, you priase Jacob 8:36 Lettucecow we go to saturday mass because the family is "too busy to go on sunday" 8:36 The Villainous Vulture And by praise I mean poison bitches for 8:36 Lettucecow why we at all is beyond me

  • go

8:36 You're Irrelevant. me 8:37 Glenn31 Don: Plane 3 is in the air, but Plane number 1 with Jared and Cody, Dave and Skipp, and Brick and Jo is about to land 8:37 The Villainous Vulture Blood Priest af 8:37 You're Irrelevant. oh? swell 8:37 Glenn31

(Jo) : There's the Don Box!

8:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Is landing the plane because tbh he hijacked that shit*

8:37 You're Irrelevant. 8:37 Lettucecow

(cody) *washing his hands next to the pilots corpse*

8:37 Glenn31

(Jo) : *presses the big fat red button that resembles her ass*

8:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Get there with the other bitches*
(Dave) : God I hate Colombia.

8:38 Glenn31 Tip: Either/Or - Either bring an armored truck full of gold to a local billionaire living a few miles outside Bogota 8:38 The Villainous Vulture ^ Stop being GTA, RR 8:38 Glenn31 Tip: Or carry a shipment of cocaine to a drug lord also living in Bogota 8:38 Lettucecow dammit glenn 8:39 Glenn31 hey we both got what we wanted 8:39 Lettucecow not really that isn't even my challenge 8:39 Glenn31

(Jo) : Well cocaine is illegal so... gold

I'm using your challenge 8:39 Lettucecow ugh I'm going anyway vv sub my guys plz 8:39 Glenn31 k 8:39 Lettucecow glenn plz wait for me to ep 13 8:39 The Villainous Vulture Ugh. I hate subbing 8:39 Lettucecow by subbing 8:39 Glenn31 you have to sub two people I'll do the twins tbh 8:39 Lettucecow I mean don't make them come in last plox I really don't care what you do with them as long as they don't 8:40 Glenn31

(Jo) : *gets into a truck* So... do we have directions?
(Brick) : None at all

8:40 Lettucecow just remember to wait for me to do episode 13 I'll be back in like 35 mins 8:40 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Picks Cocaine because Jared*

8:40 Lettucecow for 40 depending ont raffic k? 8:40 Glenn31 k 8:40 Lettucecow danke 8:40 You're Irrelevant. shan Lettucecow has been disqualified by The Villainous Vulture (undo). The Villainous Vulture has re-qualified Lettucecow. 8:41 Glenn31


8:41 You're Irrelevant. a ta much 8:41 The Villainous Vulture so much ta the ta is real 8:41 Glenn31 Don: Dave and Skipp have yet to choose their Either/Or, and Plane #2 is on final approach 8:41 You're Irrelevant. AD TAD Lettucecow has joined the chat. 8:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Fine, Gold

8:41 Lettucecow hold on 8:41 Glenn31 waat 8:41 Lettucecow just remembered we decided ep 12 was a reward just reminding you 8:41 Glenn31 it is 8:41 Lettucecow kbai 8:41 Glenn31 and I know Lettucecow has left the chat. 8:41 Glenn31 UGH BRB 8:42 The Villainous Vulture fgts 8:42 You're Irrelevant. this is why we dont rr 8:42 The Villainous Vulture ^ Let's just... try to get this over with 8:42 You're Irrelevant. oky okay 8:42 The Villainous Vulture Then we can try to fucking continue the Fantasy RP 8:42 You're Irrelevant. im actually active atm so 8:43 The Villainous Vulture Which is rare rawr rur reer 8:43 You're Irrelevant. shush 8:43 The Villainous Vulture Aw 8:45 You're Irrelevant. bouncy bouncy 8:45 The Villainous Vulture bewbs 8:45 You're Irrelevant. i knew it youre all dirty minded 8:45 Glenn31 Don: Plane #2 is carrying Amy and Zoey, Jay and Mickey, and Scarlett and Felix 8:45 The Villainous Vulture Duh 8:45 Glenn31 ^ this is literally all me omfg 8:46 You're Irrelevant. i literally just said bouncy bouncy and thats your reaction 8:46 Glenn31 oh and Boys lol 8:46 You're Irrelevant. stfu whore 8:46 Glenn31 Amy: GET THE TIP! 8:46 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Bitch. *grabs tip and runs*

8:46 Glenn31 Amy: WHAT DOES IT SAY WHORE?!


8:46 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *reads what it says lol*

8:46 Glenn31 rlly Amy: What does it say?

(Jay) : *gets tip*
(Jay) : We have to... drive?

8:47 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : It says we have to deliver coke to a drug dealer.

8:47 Glenn31

(Mickey) : *conf* Jay and I are allergic to driving. And cars, and the smell of tires

8:47 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Fun. Festive.

8:47 Glenn31

(Jay) : *stands beside the van and his face swells up*  D:

Amy: How fun. I'm driving

*pushes Zoey into the back of the van into a literal pile of coke* Don't use up the goods

Amy: *

(Jay) : Let's do gold.

Amy: *drives off like a mofo while Zoey is probably snorting coke in the back*

(Scarlett) : We'll do gold

8:49 The Villainous Vulture


8:49 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : -.-

8:49 Glenn31

(Felix) : Ok Scarlett, you know everything

Don: With the 2nd third of the cast gone, the plane of all the doomed dead last teams is finally landing, carrying the Sisters, the Bromancers, and whatever Gwen and Trent are supposed to be Emma: FINALLY! *gets the tip* 8:51 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : ABOUT TIME

8:51 Glenn31 Emma: We're going to deliver the coke, because it's lighter, so we can go faster Kitty: But Emma: Coke! Emma: *gets in the van* 8:51 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Losers. *Grabs a tip* Gold.

8:52 Glenn31

(Owen) : But won't I weigh down the truck enough without us carrying 50 tonnes of gold?

8:52 The Villainous Vulture tf is a tonne 8:52 Glenn31 a unit of fucking measurement dumbass 8:52 The Villainous Vulture YOUR A TONNE FATTY

(Scott) : Fine. Coke.
(Scott) : *Shoves Owen's fat ass in the van*

8:53 Glenn31

(Gwen) : *grabs a travel tip* I feel angsty and rebellious so let's do cocaine
(Trent) : *strums guitar*

Don: With everyone now on Part 2 of the race, some teams are breaking the speed limit so they don't come in last Emma: *shoots past Dave and Skipp doe* LOL! 8:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I hate that woman.

8:54 Glenn31 Don: But really, he loves her 8:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : TIME TO GO FASTER! *Stops the truck, pulls Skipp out and ties a rope around him, and connects the rope to the truck*
(Dave) : RUN!

8:55 Glenn31 Amy: ZOEY! YOU BETTER HAVE LEFT SOME BACK THERE! 8:55 The Villainous Vulture Skipp: OKAYDAVE *Runs af*

(Dave) : *Combines the sanic spedz with max speed to pass Emma*

8:55 Glenn31 Amy: Zoey? Emma: (frage) Emma: I really hate that man Don: But really, she loves him Emma: Shut up! 8:56 You're Irrelevant.


8:56 Glenn31

(Jo) : Ugh! I can't see a thing in the dark

8:56 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Passes Zoey and Amy* LOSERS!

8:56 Glenn31 Amy: ZOEY YOUR FAT ASS IS WEIGHING US DOWN 8:57 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *grabs the towline on the back of the truck* Shut your fucking cow mouth and drive, you trashy bitch.
(zoey) : *throws the line onto scotts truck tbh and hooks on*

8:57 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) :  (Twitch)

8:57 Glenn31 Amy: *conf* If we don't get eliminated soon, I'm going to end up killing Zoey. 8:58 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Casually throws a knife at that line and cuts that shit*

8:58 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Amy. Put the truck in park.

8:58 Glenn31 Amy: Um, why? 8:58 You're Irrelevant.


8:58 Glenn31 Amy: Fucking weirdo *Drives* Jay: *pedals past Scott on a bike* 8:58 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *In first place with Cody still tho and has a coke line under his nose* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Scott) : *Watching that and just throws a rock at Jay's head, making him fall off*
(Scott) : *Keeps driving*

8:59 Glenn31 Jay: Gah!

(Mickey) : Jay!

8:59 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Is there anything useful up there?

8:59 The Villainous Vulture Scott is a dick 8:59 Glenn31 Amy: Only the pedals Amy: *opens the glove compartment* ....and an uzi 9:00 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Look around for fucks sake.
(zoey) : ...give me the damn uzi.

9:00 Glenn31 Amy: * her the damn uzi* 9:00 You're Irrelevant. there was three dots dumb fuck

(zoey) : *aims and shoots at scott's tires*

9:01 Glenn31 there was also a period I like to live dangerously 9:01 You're Irrelevant. just shut the fuck up

  • POP*
(zoey) : GOT ONE!

9:01 Glenn31 Amy: Hah! *speeds past those assholes* 9:01 The Villainous Vulture "I see you don't check the closet for the boogeyman before you go to sleep. I too like to live dangerously."

(Scott) : *Pulls a final asshole move and spins the wheel, causing him to crash into Amy's car*

9:01 Glenn31 Amy: WHASDFJGH Amy: ZOEY! 9:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *gets out of his car* Good job. Now neither of us have a car.

9:02 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *now hanging out of the car tbh* AAGH!

9:02 The Villainous Vulture Oh Meh 9:02 Glenn31

(Jay) : *pedals by*

Amy: ... 9:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *gets back in* NEVERMIND! *Keeps driving*

9:02 Glenn31 Amy: *shoots Jay in the leg and steals his bike* 9:02 The Villainous Vulture Wait DO THEY OR DO THEY NOT HAVE A CAR Fuck it 9:02 Glenn31 nah 9:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Still driving I guess*

9:02 Glenn31 wtf


9:03 You're Irrelevant. no they were spinning out 9:03 The Villainous Vulture He's missing a tire It's possible 9:03 You're Irrelevant. ffs 9:03 Glenn31 Amy: UUUGH! *runs back to the car and drives off af* 9:03 You're Irrelevant.

(Zoey) : *also hops in*

9:03 Glenn31 Jay: *casually bleeding out*

(Mickey) : Gah! I'm allergic to open wounds! *faints*

9:03 You're Irrelevant.

(Zoey) : *now shoots at his front tire so he can only drive in circles*

9:04 Glenn31 Amy:*drives off* NO FINGER AHAAAAH 9:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Fuck it.
(scott) : We're fucked but not as fucked as Jay and Mickey so

9:04 Glenn31 Don: Meanwhile, the jocks and the assasins are nearing the delivery points*


9:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Already there and waving his shirt* WHOOOOOOOOOOOO

9:05 Glenn31

(Brick) : *has a unibrow*

Drug Lord: *gives Jared a travel tip and a briefcase full of moneys* 9:05 The Villainous Vulture


9:05 You're Irrelevant. moneys 9:05 Glenn31 Tip: Bring your payment to the Carpet of Completion, and hand the case over to Don 9:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Cody) : Wow. That extra cocaine those terrorists gave you really came in handy.

9:05 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *shoots out scott's front tire ffs*

9:05 The Villainous Vulture Scott like Gave up So 9:05 Glenn31

(Jo) : *delivers le gold*

9:06 You're Irrelevant. fun 9:06 Glenn31 Rich Man: *pays and tip* 9:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Drives off af*

9:06 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Can you drive less slowly?

9:06 Glenn31

(Jo) : *fucking goes*

Amy: *fucking runs over people* 9:06 The Villainous Vulture Where tf is the carpet of completetion? 9:06 Glenn31 Amy: IT'S LITERALLY A FUCKING HATCHBACK HOW FAST DO YOU THINK IT GOES!? 9:06 The Villainous Vulture completion* 9:06 Glenn31 wherever you want it to be 9:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Is there then lel*  (:D)

9:07 Glenn31 oh ok Don: Jared and Cody.... Don: 20 MINUTE PENALTY! 9:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Wat

9:07 Glenn31 Don: You snorted the merchandise Don: that's frowned upon in the drug trade 9:07 The Villainous Vulture Did you not hear Cody dumbfak 9:07 You're Irrelevant.


9:07 The Villainous Vulture He snorted DIFFERENT merchendise 9:07 Glenn31 omfg 9:08 The Villainous Vulture Plz read shit Danke 9:08 Glenn31

(Jo) : *lost af*

Amy: *arrives at the delivery area thingy and takes the tip* 9:08 You're Irrelevant. why does this show even involve drugs 9:08 Glenn31 we had jihads so now we have drugs 9:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets to the gold place and gets his tip*

9:08 Glenn31 Amy: *sees Dave literally up the street because the rich man and drug lord are neighbours* SWIIIINE! 9:09 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Drifes off af*

9:09 Glenn31 Drifes 9:09 The Villainous Vulture Drifes plz 9:09 Glenn31

*growls and speeds after them*

Don: 15 minutes left in the penalty 9:09 The Villainous Vulture WHY TF DO THEY EVEN HAVE A PENALTY 9:09 Glenn31 they snorted drugs stfu 9:10 The Villainous Vulture But not the drug lords drugs I will honestly have Jared pull a Courtney ijs 9:10 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *points out that they are there because this is taking too long*
(zoey) : Come the fuck on

9:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets there tho*

9:10 Glenn31 Don: Dave and Skipp, 1st place Amy: *arrives and legit runs over Dave* Don: 2nd! 9:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : My... spleen...

9:10 Glenn31

(Jo) : *arrives and runs Jared over*

9:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Bitchslaps her instead*

9:11 Glenn31 Emma: *gets the tip and asians to the carpet* Don: 5 minutes 9:11 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : ....Amy..

9:12 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Throws Dave at Emma* I think you dropped something that belongs to you

9:12 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : We brought the coke to the drug lord...right..?

9:12 Glenn31 Amy: Wat Emma: *isn't there yet wtf* Amy: Yes? 9:12 The Villainous Vulture I mistook this Emma: *gets the tip and asians to the carpet* Muhbad 9:12 Glenn31 Emma: *arrives and runs over Dave* 9:12 The Villainous Vulture


9:13 Glenn31 she ran over him in a car oops 9:13 The Villainous Vulture Aw 9:13 Glenn31 Don: 4th place! 9:13 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : We're not. You're getting driven on.

9:13 The Villainous Vulture That ruined my fat joke Dave was gonna make I'm upset 9:13 Glenn31 Emma's curveh 9:13 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : How about you move from your current location wtf

9:13 The Villainous Vulture


9:13 Glenn31

(Gwen) : *arrives and runs over Dave* We're here!

9:13 The Villainous Vulture


Slit af Slut* plz

(Dave) : OH GOD

9:14 Glenn31 Amy: *girlfriends over to Dave and Zoey* HUH!? Don: 6th 9:14 You're Irrelevant. all it takes to win over meghan trainor is pizza not shocked 9:14 Glenn31

(Owen) : *has somehow delivered the cock and is approaching the chill zone*

9:15 The Villainous Vulture ... ............ 9:15 Glenn31 Don: Penalty is up in 5....4....3....2.... 9:15 The Villainous Vulture Oh my god. 9:15 Glenn31 ... 9:15 The Villainous Vulture Best. 9:15 Glenn31 oh my fucking god 9:15 You're Irrelevant. OIJFJFG 9:15 The Villainous Vulture Spelling error. Ever. 9:15 You're Irrelevant. I CANNOT BREATHE 9:15 Glenn31 sums up Owen's sex life tbh

  • has somehow delivered the cock*


(Owen) : *dives to the carpet*

9:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Aboot time eh

9:16 Glenn31 Don: Owen and Scott 6th, Jared and Cody 7th 9:16 The Villainous Vulture Also Zoey just doesn't react to what Dave said GG 9:16 Glenn31 Don: All that remains are Jay and Mickey and..... who else is fucking out there tf 9:16 The Villainous Vulture Felix and Scarlett right? 9:16 Glenn31 oh right SHIT Don: And the Veteran Geniuses

(Scarlett) : *driving towards the chill zone*
(Mickey) : *carrying Jay towards the chill zone*

9:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Barely stands up* Ugh...

9:17 Glenn31 Amy: Well it's very fucking obvious who's going to cross first Amy: *points at Scarlett* (music) One of these things is not like the other (music)

(Scarlett) : *crosses and runs over Dave and Amy*

Amy: AJSDFHGJD 9:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I hate... all of you....

9:19 Glenn31

(Jay) : *crosses last* Aw man...

Don: Adversity Twins, I'm sorry to say... Don: That this is a non-elimination round! 9:19 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) ; *literally walks over and kicks Dave in the face* Yeah, i heard what you said.

9:19 The Villainous Vulture


9:19 Glenn31 Don: I really am sorry to say that. Nobody likes either of you 9:19 You're Irrelevant. ^ damn 9:20 Glenn31

(Jay) : *almost dead tbh*

9:20 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Which one is Minnie again

9:20 Glenn31 Kitty: Get your names right omg 9:20 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Sorry, Kai-Lan

9:20 Glenn31 Kitty; *conf* Zoey's really starting to bug me 9:20 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Points to Emma weakly* Miss Malasyia *Points to Kitty* Ling Ling

9:20 You're Irrelevant. 9:20 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Understand?

Gross, bing 9:21 Glenn31 Emma: *conf* The other day, she called me Ping Ping and asked me if I could fix her phone 9:21 You're Irrelevant.

(Zoey) : *kicks dave in the face again* You're dead.

dying* 9:21 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I fucking hate you and your period hair.

9:21 Glenn31 Don: So, nobody went home this week, but what do we have in store for them next time? Stay tuned for another episode of... THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! 9:22 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) ; Where's Ling-Ling, i have math i need done

9:22 Glenn31