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(stop) PLEASE SHUSH  (stop)
(Don) : Last time on the Ridonculous Race
(Don) : We let out teams lose in Paris
(Don) : Skipp finally re-gained his mojo and went back to his old, annoying self
(Skipp) : And proceeded to throw himself of the Eiffel Tower  :/

^

(Don) *
(Don) : After the diving challenge, our teams were tasked with finding an expensive work of art inside a European art museum. Ain't that original?
(Don) : Today we're heading to Rome, Italy
(Don) : What's in store for our teams today? Find out now on

You're Irrelevant. has joined the chat. 3:41 You're Irrelevant. i googled us and here i am now 3:41 Glenn31

(Don) : The Ridonculous Race!

I linked you :/

(music) INTRO  (music)

3:41 You're Irrelevant. im on my phone asshole 3:41 Lettucecow oh hai boys 3:41 Glenn31

(stop) TALK  (stop)

3:41 TrueCobalion

(Jo) Pfft

3:41 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : *Seeming happier than usual*

3:41 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* JARED! WE'RE GOING TO ROME!

3:41 You're Irrelevant. the fuck was a phone link supposed to get on my laptop you ignorant twat

(zoey) *present*

3:41 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : *Conf* Damn right.

3:42 Glenn31

(Dave) : *glaring at Emma as usual*
(Emma) : <_<

3:42 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* Lets hope this doesn't turn out like last time...
(cody) *conf* *raises his fist up in the air* PITTSBURGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:42 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *conf* Wow only seven tems left!

tem

  • Team

3:42 You're Irrelevant. VV: *overthrows a wiki* 3:42 Anti-Vanish

(jared) : *Conf* DAMN YOU PENGUIIIIIIIIIIINS!

3:42 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf* It's the Final 7 Zoey. We need to get serious and win some challenges

3:42 Anti-Vanish That's why I'm on this alt, Boys :p 3:42 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf* You don't wanna go home this late do you?

3:43 Anti-Vanish I'm planning in another chat 3:43 Glenn31 nobooty cares 3:43 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *conf* then stop sabotaging me

3:43 Glenn31

(Amy) : Um.. I wasn't really sabotaging you but ok if you want me to stop

3:43 Lettucecow

(Jay) *conf* How did we get into the final 7...

3:43 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *conf* like im on your team, you're literally dragging yourself further from the money each time you punch, hit, or yell at me

3:43 Glenn31

(Dave) : *conf* THAT'S IT! WE'RE GETTING RID OF THEM TODAY

3:43 Lettucecow

(mickey) *conf* lots of hard work!
(jay) *conf* Lots of random luck...

3:43 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *conf* literally grow the fuck up *walks out flipping her long ass brown hair tbh*

3:44 Lettucecow

(skipp) *conf* YEAH! HUFHURUJRJRTRHJGTHJNNKY

3:44 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *conf* We need to be serious! We MUST not lose at all costs!*

3:44 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : *Pops up behind the twins* Cleeeeeetuuuuuuuus

3:44 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf*  :/

3:44 Lettucecow

(MICKEY) *squeals and faints*

3:44 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf* I feel like reminding her of how I tried to be nice for like 6 episodes but...

3:44 Lettucecow

(jay) M...Mickey? OH COME ON!

3:44 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : Heh heh...

3:44 Glenn31

(Dave) : Heyyyy Emma

3:44 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* Jared really creeps us out.

3:44 Glenn31

(Emma) : Hi?

3:45 Lettucecow

(mickey) *conf* Understatement of the year.

3:45 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *tips the conf over with amy inside tbh*

3:45 Glenn31 I don't see how she could manage that buty buty but* 3:45 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *eating rations*

3:45 You're Irrelevant. y'know animation magic 3:45 TrueCobalion

(jo) This isn't a battle army boy.

3:45 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *turns to camera* There wasn't any reason for that but it was fun

3:46 Glenn31

(Amy) : *screaming obscenities at Zoey from inside tbh*
(Dave) : There's only a few episodes left, and I would just HATE for us to go into the last few rounds at each other's throats

3:46 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *literally gives no form of shit*

3:46 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : *Comes up behind Dave and mocks what he's saying to Emma*

3:46 Glenn31

(Dave) : So truce?  :)
(Emma) : Um.. sure

3:47 TrueCobalion

(Brick) But we are at the turning point, mam!

3:47 You're Irrelevant.

(brianna) : *sips tea while watching Emma and Dave chat*

3:47 Glenn31

(Dave) : *conf* Everything is going according to plan*
(Amy) : *watching Brianna wondering why tf these two are still here tbh*

3:47 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : *Suddenly sitting next to Brianna* Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

3:47 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *conf* Well that was sweet

3:47 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* *loading a rifle, and looking at a sniper rifle* Hard route...or easy route Jared?

3:47 Glenn31

(Emma) : *conf* I guess...
(Emma) : *conf* But we can't trust him just yet. He's probably up to something
(Dave) : *conf* I'm up to something.

3:48 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : *Conf* HARD ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUTE!

3:48 Glenn31

(Dave) : *conf* Once Emma's guard is down enough, getting rid of her will be child's play

3:48 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* Oh my. I'll go get the rocket launcher and frying pan then.

3:48 Glenn31

(Dave) : *sinister chuckle*

3:49 Anti-Vanish

(jared) : *Conf*' SOON HIS SILLY HAT WILL BE MINE!

3:49 TrueCobalion

(brick) *appears behind Jo wearing a 'nam vet hat*

3:49 Glenn31 (Dan): Alright teams Dan. 3:49 TrueCobalion Dan 3:49 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* SOON...uh...honestly I'm just going along with you for this

lel 3:49 Glenn31

(Don) : Who tf are you get out

(Dan): D;

(Don) : It's time to move on with the race

3:49 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *throws Dan into the trash*

3:50 Glenn31

(Don) : The first to leave are Amy and Zoey
(Amy) : Oh right we actually won last time  (derp)
(Amy) : *snatches that travel tip like it's Scott's freckled booty*
(Tip) : Get to the Colosseum in Rome for your next travel tip
(Amy) : Ooooh this sounds fun
(Amy) : *leaves with her constantly bitchy companion*
(Don) : Brick and Jo

3:51 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *snatches the tip and leaves in a flash*
(Brick) Jo wait up!

3:52 Glenn31

(Don) : Jared and Cody

3:52 Lettucecow

(cody) *grabs the tip* Meh. *leaves with Jared*

3:52 You're Irrelevant. i hate my mother sometimes 3:52 Glenn31

(Don) : Dave and Cody

You're Irrelevant. has left the chat. 3:52 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : *Runs with Cody*

3:53 TrueCobalion "Dave" and Cody 3:53 Glenn31 sht

(Don) : Dave and Skipp

ok bye Boys?? 3:53 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* Alright, so I have not so good news...after we...do the deed..... We're gonna have to trek back into Paris, have a little fun there if you want, then take a ferry to the end reaches of canada where the canadian brach is gonna pick us up with larry and parks, sound good?
(skipp) *sanic speeds away with dave*

3:54 Glenn31

(Don) : Chinese Twins
(Emma) : You couldn't be more wrong about that but
(Emma) : *takes tip*
(Kitty) : *takes a selfie with Dan and leaves*

3:54 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : *Conf* Yus!

3:54 Glenn31

(Don) : And lastly
(Don) : The Twins

3:54 Lettucecow

(jay) This sucks.

3:55 Glenn31

(Don) : *listening to his earpiece* Mhm. Yeah. Seriously? I told you to wait for everyone

3:55 Lettucecow

(mickey) come on! We probably..maybe...okay not sure...lets just try! *grabs the tip*

3:55 Glenn31

(Don) : Unfortunately for you two
(Don) : The plane carrying everyone else has just taken off

3:55 Lettucecow

(jay) ......
(mickey) ......

3:55 Glenn31

(Don) : But don't worry we have a spare on hand
(Don) : *points to a tiny two-seated Cessna over there*

3:55 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* well. WHO didn't see that coming?
(mickey) *conf* me.

3:56 Glenn31

(Don) : I hope you can fly and navigate

3:56 Lettucecow

(jay) oh dear.

3:56 Glenn31

(Don) : We could give you a pilot
(Don) : But one of you will have to sit on the wing

3:56 Lettucecow

(Mickey) We're actually experts at that

3:56 Glenn31

(Don) : Fine have a pilot

3:56 Lettucecow

(jay) *grabs mickey* lets just go...

3:56 Glenn31

(Chef) : I hate everything
(Chef) : Oh ok *goes away*
(Amy) : *filing her nails*
(Zoey) : *brushing her hair*
(Dave) : *plotting to destroy Emma and her little dog too*

3:58 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *running around the seats*

3:58 Lettucecow

(Jay) *piloting the plane with a aviators jacket and a red scarf on* HENCEFORTH!
(mickey) um...what
(Jay) I saw it in a movie
(mickey) *literally hanging on by the tail of the plane* Why are we going upside down? 
(Jay) I DON'T KNOW.

3:59 Glenn31

(Don) : And now, thanks to editing
(Don) : We're here!
(Emma) : TAXXXIIIII
(Dave) : *carjacks someone and throws Skipp in the back and drives off like a mofo*

4:00 Anti-Vanish

(jared) : *Grabs Cody and brings him a different way*

4:00 Lettucecow

(cody) *runs with jared*

4:00 Glenn31

(Dave) : *runs over an old lady, a little girl, and Luigi the Pizza Chef*

4:01 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *steals a jet and drives recklessly into buildings*

4:01 Glenn31

(Luigi) : MAMMA MIA!

0-0 4:01 Lettucecow lel 4:01 TrueCobalion

(Brick) Jo stop driving into buil- *their plane crashes into the sea*
(Jo) Fuck the plane! We must get to the colloseum! *grabs Brick and runs*

4:02 Glenn31

(Dave) : *uses a wall of dirt as a ramp and literally flies into the collosseum*

4:02 Lettucecow

(jay) *piloting the plane* DO YOU SEE ANYTHING?

4:02 Glenn31

(Don) : Impressive.

4:02 Lettucecow

(mickey) *his eyes are bleeding* I need goggles.

4:02 Glenn31

(Don) : But on the way you dropped Skipp
(Dave) : *looks in the back* ...

4:02 Lettucecow

(skipp) *in a random dumpster*

4:02 Glenn31

(Luigi) : STOP-A EATING-A MY-A PIZZAS!

oh

(Dave) : *mutters as he leaves to go find him*

4:03 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *runs into the collosseum and grabs the tip*

4:03 Glenn31

(Emma) : *arrives* Hai
(Don) : Welcome!

4:03 TrueCobalion

(Jo) Whoah we're early.

4:03 Glenn31

(Don) : No tips here
(Don) : I'll be explaining what happens next
(Don) : Beside me are 7 chariots
(Don) : Usually, they get pulled by horses
(Don) : But after the events in Mongolia, we're not allowed use live animals anymore

4:04 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *interrupts Don* Sorry but this means we have to use our teammate to pull it???

4:04 Glenn31

(Don) : So I decided to make today's race into a Botch or Watch! :D
(Don) : ...
(Don) : Way to ruin it!
(Amy) : *runs in* WE'RE HERE!

4:05 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *punches Jo* QUIET MAGGOT
(Jo) -.-

4:05 Glenn31

(Dave) : *flies into the collosseum in a car again this time with Skipp* I FOUND HIM

4:05 Lettucecow

(skipp) ISMELLLIKEBADTOMATOES

4:05 Glenn31

(Don) : *counts* 1... 2... 3... 4?
(Don) : We're missed another two

4:05 Lettucecow 3 4:05 Glenn31

(Don) : Anyone seen the others?

4:06 Lettucecow theres 7 teas left 4:06 Glenn31 shit yeh 4:06 Lettucecow

  • teams

4:06 Glenn31

3

4:06 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Nope, didn't speed over them with the jet

4:06 Lettucecow

(stop) IN THE PLANE WITH DA TWINZ  (stop)
(jay) .....

4:06 Glenn31 I KEEP FORGETTING BIANCA AND BRIANNA EXIST 4:06 Lettucecow

(mickey) did we just stop moving...

4:06 Glenn31

(Bianca) : Hai we're here
(Don) : Excellent

4:06 Lettucecow

(jay) we're out of gas, so yes.

4:06 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : I don't see Zoey and Amy

4:07 Lettucecow

  • the plane falls and smashes into Sicily*

4:07 Glenn31

(Amy) : *pokes Brick in the eye* We're right here
(Don) : Ok, this is a botch or watch
(Don) : So whoever didn't jump off the Eiffel Tower in Paris pulls the chariot

4:07 Lettucecow

(jay) *drags mickey out of the wreckage* where...are...we..
(skipp) *starts sanic speeding with the chariot*

4:08 TrueCobalion

(Brick) I got this Jo! *begins pulling the chariot with Jo inside*

4:08 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *pulls Emma*
(Emma) : Hey Kit. Let's try to actually win this one!
(Kitty) : Okay!

4:09 TrueCobalion

(Jo) finally some rest... zzz

4:09 Lettucecow

(jay) *him and mickey walk into a cafe near some men in trench coats*

4:09 Glenn31

(Don) : The first team to reach St. Peter's Basillica in the Vatican wins
(Don) : The prize? A meet and greet with Pope Francis himself  :D :D

4:09 Lettucecow

(mickey) excuse me... we crash landed and-

4:09 TrueCobalion

(Jo) zzz... the pope? this isn't... zzz

4:09 Lettucecow Mafia guy: so we need some foreigners to- ...... Mafia guy 2: ..... 4:10 TrueCobalion

(Jo) Mush brick...

4:10 Lettucecow Mafia guy: *they put the twins at gunpoint and hand them a briefcase* 4:10 Glenn31

(Emma) : *whips Kitty* MUSH!
(Kitty) : OW! I'm mushing!

4:10 Lettucecow Mafia Guy: you 2. Bring this to rome, or we'll whack ya. 4:10 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *pushing at his limit*

4:10 Lettucecow

(Jay) ...
(Mickey) YES SIR! *grabs it and GTFO's it outta there*

4:11 Glenn31

(Dave) : *hangs a energy drink can over Skipp's head with a fishing pole*

4:11 Lettucecow mafia guy: bring it to a guy named luigi! 4:11 Glenn31 how specific A guy named Luigi who lives in Rome 4:11 Lettucecow dammit 4:11 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *steals his hat* You want this, get us to the basillica

4:11 Glenn31 that narrows it down 4:11 Lettucecow I was just gonna make that joke 4:11 Glenn31 you still could 4:11 TrueCobalion

(Brick) MY HAT!!! *pushes insanely quickly*

4:12 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *running at the speed of 1000000 snails*

4:12 Lettucecow

  • twins fly to rome*

4:12 Glenn31

(Amy) : fASTER!!!
(Bianca) : *runs at the speed of bacon*

4:12 TrueCobalion

(Brick) No private or general steals my- *gets caught under the wheel, making their chariot spin uncontrollably*
(Jo) BRICK YOU FUCKNUT
(Jo) I SEE THE- *gets launched out* Shiiiiiiit!!!

4:13 Lettucecow

(mickey) A guy named luigi.... *walking out of the plane* that really narrows it down..

4:13 Glenn31

(Dave) : I see the Vatican!

4:13 Lettucecow

(jay) lets check it that pizza restaurant

4:13 Glenn31

(Luigi) : It's-a me! Luigi!

4:13 TrueCobalion

(Brick) Jo! *moves it to the vatican with all of his strength*
(Jo) Brick... you dick...

4:14 Glenn31

(Emma) : *passes out the gays*

4:14 TrueCobalion

(Brick) I'll take that *gets the hat*

4:14 Glenn31

(Dave) : HAII  (wave)
(Dave) : *conf* I hope she dies.

^ me in school 4:14 Lettucecow

(jay) do you...need this? *gives it to luigi*

4:14 Anti-Vanish

(Stop) A Black Helicopter Shows Up  (Stop)

4:14 Glenn31

(Luigi) : *takes out a gun and points it at the twins*
(Luigi) : Who gave-a this to you?

4:14 Anti-Vanish

(jared) : *Flying it* AHAHAHAHAHA

4:14 Glenn31

(Emma) : Is that?

4:15 Lettucecow

(cody) *holding a rocket launcher*

4:15 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : CODY, WE READY?!

4:15 Glenn31

(Amy) : WHAT THE HECK!?

4:15 Lettucecow

(cody) YEAH! SCREW PITTSBURGH!

4:15 Glenn31

(Don) : Um
(Don) : Guys
(Don) : Did you misread the tip?

4:15 Lettucecow

(cody) NOT AT ALL!

4:15 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : NOPE!

4:15 Lettucecow

(cody) THE REAL REASON WE'VE JOINED THIS RACE..

4:15 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : TO KIDNAP OUR ARCHENEMY!

4:15 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *gets up* Shit the basillica! MOVE BRICK!

4:15 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : THE POPE!

4:16 Lettucecow

(CODY) THE POPE!

4:16 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *pulls the chariot again straight into the Basillica's walls!*

4:16 Glenn31

(Luigi) : *arrives with the twins in a tank carrying a rocket launcher* THIS IS-A THE MILITARY! SURRENDER OR FACE-A JUSTICE!

4:16 Lettucecow

(CODY) AND NONE OF YOU SUSPECTED A THING!
(jay) Please help us.

4:16 Glenn31

(Don) : Brick and Jo arrive first!

4:16 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *Conf* Now I have stained glass in my vagina

4:16 Lettucecow

(cody) *aims the rocket launcher* FIRE IN THE HOLINESS!

4:16 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *runs over Jo* WE'RE HERE!
(Don) : Sisters 2nd

4:17 Lettucecow

(jay) OH CRA- *the tank blows up*

4:17 TrueCobalion

(Brick) Looks like you have a glassy personality no- *Jo beats the everloving shit out of Brick*

4:17 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

4:17 Lettucecow

(jay) *him and mickey land on the chillzone*
(jay) ow.

4:17 Glenn31

(Amy) : YABBA DABBA DOOOOOO! *arrives*

4:17 Lettucecow

(cody) *grabs a frying pan and knocks the pope out cold*
(codY) GO JARED GO1

4:17 Glenn31

(Don) : Twins in 3rd, Bitches in 4th

4:17 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : *Pulls him into the Helicopter*

4:17 Glenn31

(Don) : But for not completing the race properly
(Don) : 30 minute penalty!
(Don) : Amy and Zoey you take 3rd

4:18 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : *Hooks the Pope to a bungy cord*

4:18 Lettucecow

(cody) LONG LIVE THE NEW POPE!
(cody) *puts the hat on jared8

4:18 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : AHAHAHAHAHA!

4:18 Glenn31

(Brianna) : *pulls Bianca over the chill zone while drinking Starbucks*

4:18 TrueCobalion

(Jo) So we lost the reward?

4:18 Glenn31

(Dave) : *arrives!*

4:18 Anti-Vanish

(jared) : *Starts flying the helicopter* Know what we're gonna do now?

4:18 Glenn31

(Don) : Guess not

4:18 Lettucecow

(cody) OBVIOUSLY KILL PEOPLE IN PARIS!

4:18 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : Not yet

4:18 Lettucecow

(cody) awww

4:18 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : One thing first
(Jared) : *Flies to the Chillzone* SUP BITCHES!

4:19 Lettucecow

(cody) WE GOT THE POPE!

4:19 Glenn31

(Don) : Dave and Skipp 6th
(Don) : Ohai Jared

4:19 Lettucecow

(CODY) AHAHHAHAA

4:19 Glenn31

(Don) : You're in last place

4:19 Lettucecow

(cody) SO?
(Cody) WE DIDN'T SIGN UP TO WIN!

4:19 Anti-Vanish

(jared) : *Pushes the Pope out of the helicopter, and he bounces because bungy cord* WE HAVE WHAT WE WANT!

4:19 Lettucecow

(cody) AHAHAHAHAHA

4:19 Glenn31

(Don) : But you have 30 minutes to grab a chariot and get your terrorist butts to the Chill Zone
(Luigi) : *dead*

4:20 Anti-Vanish

(jared) : CHILL THIS! *Shoots a rocket at Don*

4:20 Glenn31

(Don) : GAH!

4:20 Lettucecow

(cody) *throws the frying pan*

4:20 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *pushes Don out of the way*

4:20 Glenn31

(Don) : GAH! SECURITY!

4:20 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : AHAHAHAHA!

4:20 Lettucecow

(mickey) I can't believe we're saf- *the pan hits him in the face*

4:20 Glenn31

(Mario) : THIS IS FOR-A MY BROTHER! *shoots an AK at Jared*

4:20 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : *Starts shooting at security from the helicopter*

4:20 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *flies into the sea*
(Jo) Brick!

4:20 Lettucecow

(cody) LONG LIVE BOB AND CO.!

4:21 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : FAGS! *Throws a grenade at Mario*

4:21 Glenn31

(Mario) : MAMMA MIA! *throws the grenade back*

4:21 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : *Flicks it back down*

4:21 Lettucecow

(cody) LETS GO GET OUR SPECIAL GUEST TO THE RENDEZVOUS POINT!

4:21 Glenn31

(Don) : *cough* TWINS! JARED AND CODY HAVE QUIT! YOU TAKE 6TH PLACE

4:21 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : *MLG Quickscopes Mario and flies away with the Pope*

4:21 Lettucecow

(jay) Yay...

4:21 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : LATER BITCHES!

4:21 Lettucecow

(mickey) oww...
(cody) LONG LIVE THE NEW POPE!

4:21 Glenn31

(Don) : *his hair is literally on fire* See you next time....

4:21 Anti-Vanish

(Jared) : *Flies off into the sunset*

4:22 Glenn31

(STOP) SCENE CUTS TO DON IN A STUDIO  (stop)
(Don) : This episode of The Ridonculous Race is in memory of Luigi Morelli
(Don) : Thought to be a simple pizza chef, he was actually a member of the Italian Armed Forces and also a secret agent on a mission to take down the Sicillian Mafia
(Don) : Rest in peace

LUIGI MORELLI 1974 - 2015

(stop) THIS EPISODE HAS ENDED  (stop)

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