(Chris) : Last time on Total Drama Island
(Chris) : The campers were sent into the mines to find me some diamonds so that I could pay off Pierre's father
(Chris) : In the end, Brianna won once again, proving that crime really does pay
(Chris) : And we bid goodbye to Felix, and his slightly functional robotic rat Cinnamon
(Chris) : What happens today? Find out right here, right now
(Chris) : On Total
(Chris) : Drama
(Chris) : Island!
(music) INTRO  (music)
(stop) TALK  (stop)

Anyone? Hello? 11:00 BoysCanLikeItToo Hold on nigga let us type damn 11:00 Glenn31 Fucking type while I'm doing the recap 11:00 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Brianna) : " conf" I'm not a threat, am I?

11:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Yawn* Thanks for letting me stay in the treehouse Brianna

11:01 Glenn31

(Chris) : *over PA into Brianna's conf* YES! YOU ARE!

11:01 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Brianna) : "conf" STOP IT! YOU SADISTIC SINNER!

11:02 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) : *yawn*

11:02 Glenn31 I have to shower -_- Like, right now I'll be like, 5 minutes Don't clog up the chat while I'm gone >:/ 11:03 BoysCanLikeItToo G f d a f sf s fine 11:06 TrueCobalion


11:11 BoysCanLikeItToo YALL NIGGAS BORING 11:11 The Villainous Vulture

(You don't say)

I don't think Lettuce is here Damn I hunger for food 11:13 BoysCanLikeItToo

  • BoysCanLikeItToo has food

11:15 Glenn31


(back) . 11:16 The Villainous Vulture Hia Let's do this 11:16 Glenn31 I'd love to 11:16 BoysCanLikeItToo Then start fucker 11:16 Glenn31 I did GO TO THE FUCKING BEACH 11:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets his ass to the beach*

11:17 BoysCanLikeItToo oh right

  • BoysCanLikeItToo takes his characters to the beach

11:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Goes leik a boss*

11:17 Lettucecow

(cody) and  (vin) *le go to beach*

11:17 BoysCanLikeItToo

  • BoysCanLikeItToo starts singing starships

11:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) and Antonio: *Go to the beach*

11:17 Glenn31 Nu Stop 11:18 The Villainous Vulture Ew, Nicky Manaj 11:18 Glenn31

  • Glenn31 has flashbacks of Summer 2012

11:18 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) : *runs to the beach*

11:18 Glenn31

(Chris) : Go back and change in your swimsuits  >:/

11:19 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : -_-

11:19 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Brianna) :  (twitch)

11:19 Glenn31

(Chris) : When I ask you to come to the beach, at least put on your swimsuits. We're not here to play tag

11:19 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Le changes*
(Scott) : Happy?

11:19 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) : *changes*

11:20 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Brianna) : 'has flashbacks of last time she was in her swimsuit'  (twitch)

11:20 Glenn31

(Chris) : *a jumbotron appears behind him with Scott in his swimsuit and the words "ZOEY" flashing on it*

11:20 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Zoey) : 'in swimsuit' the fuck?

11:20 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : The fu-

11:20 Glenn31

(Chris) : *it is suddenly gone* We're having a race!

STARSHIPS WERE MENT TO FLY HANDS UP AND TOUCH THE SKY I hate you so much Boys 11:21 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Zoey) : I still don't get what that shit was

wuv you too fag 11:22 Glenn31

(Chris) : There's been a zig-zag course set up for you. Stay between the buoys. The first one to reach Pahkitew Island wins. GO!

11:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Starts swimming*

11:22 Lettucecow

(cody) *le runs*

11:22 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) : *swims*

11:22 Lettucecow

(cody) *le swims*

11:22 Glenn31

  • a buoy explodes as Brianna swims past it*

11:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Swimming though failing*

11:22 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Zoey) : brings Cody underwater"

11:22 Lettucecow

(vin) *le gets swalloed by shark*

11:22 BoysCanLikeItToo BRIANNA DIDNT FUCKING START YET 11:22 Glenn31

(Chris) : Oops, forgot. Some buoys are motion sensitive, and they'll explode!

LET'S JUST SAY SHE DID fagert 11:22 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) : *a piranha bites Cameron's ass* AHHH

11:23 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Brianna) :  (twitch) ONLY AS I SWIM PAST IT?

11:23 The Villainous Vulture Antonio): *Glares at some fish and they let him ride on them* 11:23 Glenn31 ^ xD 11:23 The Villainous Vulture Antonio: Much too easy.' 11:23 BoysCanLikeItToo Ride that bitch 11:23 The Villainous Vulture Antonio is a scary mofo xD 11:23 BoysCanLikeItToo Ride me like one of your Italian girls

(Brianna) : ' keeps swimming angrily'

11:24 Glenn31

  • a buoy explodes as Antonio goes by*

11:24 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Swimming vigorisleh*

11:24 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) : *rips the piranha out of his butt and throws it at Vin*

11:24 The Villainous Vulture Antonio: *Fine then. *Grabs a fish and rides that* I'LL GET YOU LATER CHRIS! 11:24 Lettucecow

(vin) *is in sharks stomach*

11:24 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) : *keeps swimming*
  • shark

11:24 BoysCanLikeItToo RIDE THAT SHIT ANTONIO 11:24 Glenn31

  • buoy explodes as Vin's shark swims under it*

11:25 Lettucecow

(vin) *the shark dies and vin swims out from it, only to get eaten by another shark*

11:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Swimming ferst*

11:25 Lettucecow

(vin) *in sharks stomach* -.-

11:25 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Brianna) : 'tries to force vin out by using a CPR technique"

11:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Passes Brianna while she's busy*

11:25 Glenn31

  • buoy explodes as Scott swims by*

11:26 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : ARGH! *The explosion actually sends him father*

11:26 BoysCanLikeItToo


11:26 Lettucecow

(cody) *gets exploded by buoy and lands on a rock on the sea floor*

11:26 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) : *swimming vigorously*

11:26 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Well, that halped
(Scott) : *Keeps swimming*

11:26 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Zoey) : 'hops on Scott's back' man, you're fast

11:26 Glenn31

(Chris) : *feeling his mouth* Is it noticeable?

11:26 The Villainous Vulture Antonio: *Rides them fish and passes Scott and Zoey* 11:27 Lettucecow

(cody) *looks around* I can see the shore! *gets exploded on by buoy*

11:27 The Villainous Vulture Antonio: Adios! 11:27 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Brianna) : ' finally gets vin out and keeps swimming' YES! YOU LOOK LIKE THE MOON IS ON YOUR FACE!

11:27 The Villainous Vulture


11:27 Lettucecow

(vin) *gets swalloed by another shark*

11:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Pushes Zoey off his back and keeps swimming*

11:27 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) : *swimming to the shore vigorusly but a buoy explodes on him* AHH!

11:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets grabbed by an ocotopus and is dragged under water* HELP!!!!

11:28 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Zoey) : 'grabs his foot' Ha, I remember when we used to do this on our first season together!

11:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Kicks Zoey off* Yea, that's great!

11:28 Glenn31

(Fang) : *chasing Vin*

11:28 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) : *hits another boey* Oh...

11:28 Glenn31 FUCK 11:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Keeps Swimmung*

11:28 Glenn31 "boey" lul 11:28 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Zoey) : ' swims faster'

11:28 Glenn31

(B) +  (Zoey) = Boey?

11:28 BoysCanLikeItToo "Amy" lul 11:28 Lettucecow

(vin) *sharpening his knife in sharks stomach and stabs it's stomach*

11:29 BoysCanLikeItToo Bitch+Prostitute=(Amy)? 11:29 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) : *swimming quickly*

11:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Passes Zoey and makes it to shore* MADE IT!

11:29 Lettucecow

(vin)  (Vin) *shark spits him out and he lands on an explosive buoys and it propels him and he lands on the island and smacks into a boulder*

11:29 Glenn31

(Chris) : *looking through his binoculars* YOU'RE OFF COURSE! IDIOTS! PAHKITEW ISLAND IS THAT WAY!

11:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : THEN WHERE AM I?!

11:29 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) : *swims "That way"*

11:29 Glenn31

(Chris) : *lands on his jetpack* This is what's left of Cody Island. Run.

11:29 Lettucecow

(vin) *sharks swallows him again*

11:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : AGH! *Swims the other way*

11:29 BoysCanLikeItToo

(BRIANNA) : ' due to being in last, swims easily to the island'

11:29 Glenn31

(Chris) : *flies to Pahkitew Island*

11:30 The Villainous Vulture Antonio: *Still ridin' dem fish* 11:30 Glenn31 xD 11:30 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) : *following chris*

11:30 Glenn31

(Chris) : *lands* BIANCA #2 WINS!

11:30 Lettucecow

(Vin) *shark spits him out and he lands on an explosive buoys and it propels him and he lands on the island and smacks into a boulder and lands on the right island*

11:30 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) : *gets to shore*

11:30 BoysCanLikeItToo He's getting that aquatic dick 11:30 The Villainous Vulture Yup 11:30 Lettucecow brb 11:30 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Brianna) :  (twitch) Be..quit..Chris..

quiet 11:30 Glenn31

(Chris) : I will not quit, then Topher gets my job
(Topher) : *standing behind Chris with a rock*  D: *runs*

11:31 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Brianna) : ..never..quit..Chris..

11:31 Glenn31

(Chris) :  (yes)

11:31 The Villainous Vulture Antonio: *Makes it to shore* Hello Brianna 11:31 Glenn31

(Chris) : *teleports everyone back to Camp Wawanakwa* We're back! Elimination is in 1 hour

11:31 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Washes up on shore*

11:31 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Brianna) : hi, Antonio  :)

11:31 The Villainous Vulture I hope y'all realize ' 11:32 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Brianna) : Can I take Zoey and Scott to the treehouse?

11:32 The Villainous Vulture Dave is still drowning xD 11:32 Glenn31 ? xD 11:32 BoysCanLikeItToo OH FUCK 11:32 Glenn31

(Chris) : I feel like I'm forgetting something

11:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Waving his arms all over under water*

11:32 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Brianna) : DAVE!
(Brianna) : 'swims back out'

11:32 Glenn31

(Chris) : Always with the hero business. Brianna is such a bad lier

11:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Le uncounscious*

11:33 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Brianna) : 'pulls Dave back in" And Chris is suck a bad waste of space..

Such 11:33 Glenn31 xD 11:33 The Villainous Vulture suck a bad waste of space? xD 11:33 BoysCanLikeItToo I WILL FUCKING GO BIANCA ON YOU HOES 11:33 Glenn31

(Chris) : So, Brianna, who will you be sleeping with tonight?
  • Glenn31 meant it to sound that way

11:34 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Brianna) : Zoey and. Scott, you creep.

11:34 Glenn31

(Chris) :  ;)

11:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Thanks

11:35 Glenn31


Merge Contestants: Cameron Cody Zoey Harold (OUT) Felix (OUT) Jared Amy (OUT) Vin Scott Antonio Dave Brianna Vote in my PM

(Chris) : *gives marshmallows to everyone but  (Scott) and  (Vin)

11:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY?! 

11:37 Glenn31

(Chris) : Scott, not many people who get the bottom two twice in a row make it out the second time

11:37 TrueCobalion brb 11:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : 0-0

11:37 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Zoey) : Ouch, pal.

11:37 Glenn31

(Chris) : But, in this case *Tosses the marshmallow to Scott* You do
(Vin) : What? Again!?

11:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : YES!

11:38 BoysCanLikeItToo Oh fucking shit 11:38 Glenn31 ^ 11:38 The Villainous Vulture Lettuce gonna be pissed 11:38 Glenn31

(Vin) : You.. you're all sleezebags!

11:38 The Villainous Vulture And that's exactly what I want. 11:38 Glenn31

(Chris) : Vin, leave. It's clear that nobody likes you

11:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Sorry Vin, see ya

11:38 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Brianna) : Vin!

11:38 Glenn31

(Chris) : Oooh, he fell on Chef's antique machete collection
(Vin) :  (derp) Mommy?

11:39 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Brianna) :  D:

11:39 Glenn31

(Chris) : Vin has left the bulding! ...again... Who will leave next time? Find out in the next action packed episode of
(Chris) : Total
(Chris) : Drama
(Chris) : ISLAND!