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(stop) SHHHHH  (stop)
(Don) : Last time on The Ridonculous Race
(Don) : Our teams carried crosses through the city of Jerusalem
(Don) : Emma and Dave's intense rivalry was, for some reason, no more

2:48 You're Irrelevant. who even is zoey's partner tho 2:48 Lettucecow amy 2:48 You're Irrelevant. well who made that shit happen i wonder 2:48 Glenn31

(Don) : And Jared tried to kidnap a jew or twenty

2:48 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : *In the backround* ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

2:48 Glenn31

(Don) : In the end, Jared and Cody were crucified first, and decided to hold a big party in First Class, with everyone except Amy invited

2:49 You're Irrelevant. crucified can we stop 2:49 Glenn31

(Don) : But Scott, being the gentleman he is, decided to stay in Economy Class with his beloved for the night
(Don) : And America's Least Favorite Sweethearts, Bianca and Brianna were sent home

2:49 You're Irrelevant. WHAT 2:49 The Villainous Vulture Lol Did no one tell you? 2:49 Glenn31

(Don) : What have we got in store for our teams today?

2:49 Lettucecow don't worry they're returning in episode 13 2:49 Glenn31

(Don) : Will they perish in the muslim rebellion?
(Don) : Find out tonight

2:50 You're Irrelevant. oh wait no i was notified nvm lol 2:50 Glenn31

(Don) : On The Ridonculous Race!
(music) INTRO  (music)
(stop) SCOTT AND AMY ARE LITERALLY THE ONLY ONES IN ECONOMY CLASS  (Stop)
(Amy) : *looking out the window* Sooooo

2:50 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Just sitting* Soooo

2:50 You're Irrelevant. oh are amy and scott a thing now 2:50 Glenn31

:/

my god 2:50 Lettucecow they already are... 2:50 The Villainous Vulture Wow Boys really has no memory 2:50 Lettucecow for like 3 seasons 2:50 Glenn31

(Amy) : So how's things with.. Owen?

2:51 You're Irrelevant. 3 seasons of me paying attention to N O T H I N G jk i knew that rude arses 2:51 The Villainous Vulture ^ Lol, filthy european 2:51 Glenn31 reply to your girlfriend 2:51 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Annoying, what about you and Zoey?

2:51 Glenn31

(Amy) : Zoey's a whore as always

2:51 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *screams* BITCH

2:51 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Shocker.

2:51 Glenn31

(Amy) : I think she's beating up the twins as we speak

2:52 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : YOU'RE BOTH UGLY

2:52 Lettucecow

(jay) *his voice is heard* OW! MY LEG DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY!
(mickey) HOW DOES IT GO BACKWARDS LIKE TH-AHAHAHAHA!

2:52 Glenn31

(Emma) : *walks out of first class*

2:52 Lettucecow

(mickey) I CAN TASTE MY RIBCAGE1

2:52 Glenn31

(Emma) : So Zoey still hasn't been able to convince them to rejoin the alliance
(Amy) : Hmmm
(Amy) : Bring them all up to the front
(Amy) : I have an idea  (die)

2:53 You're Irrelevant. whos the asian 2:53 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Oh great. More alliances. I'll leave you two alone. *Leaves*

2:53 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *dragging Jay and Mickey out of first class*

2:53 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft

2:53 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : BRING THEM BACK LING LING

2:53 Lettucecow

(jay) *his leg is bend backwards over his head*
(jay) ow....

2:53 Glenn31

(Kitty) : Ling Ling?!
(Amy) : Thanks

2:53 Lettucecow

(mickey) *his entire body is stuffed into his helmet thing*

2:53 Glenn31

(Amy) : *opens the front door and pulls a long pole out from between Zoey's boobies*

2:54 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Mickey is a basketball???

2:54 Glenn31

(Emma) : 0-0

2:54 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *spits on Brick*

2:54 Glenn31

(Kitty) : How did you...

2:54 You're Irrelevant.

(Zoey) : AHGHGKLDA
(zoey) : WHY ARE YOU THERE

2:54 Glenn31

(Amy) : *holds Jay by the hood of his hoodie out the plane door with the pole*
(Amy) : So Jay....

2:54 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *pushes the plot button* Ok enough of all this

2:55 Glenn31

(Amy) : Thinking of changing alliances?

2:55 Lettucecow

(jay) *has a blank expression on his face*
(jay) I wake up tied to the plane every day

2:55 Glenn31

  • the door closes on the pole and it snaps*

2:55 Lettucecow

(jay) I'm used to it:/

2:55 Glenn31

(Amy) : 0-0
(Amy) : Uh oh.

2:55 Lettucecow

(jay) ..........
(jay) *him and mickey fall out*
  • they get eaten by a giant bird.....again*

2:55 Glenn31

(Amy) : Oh what a shame
(Don) : Attention passengers

2:55 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *takes a picture and posts it on Instascam*

2:55 TrueCobalion (Trentt) : ? fuck 2:56 Glenn31

(Don) : I've been contacted by the network's legal committee

2:56 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : ?

2:56 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) ; Ooh, five hundred likes!

2:56 Glenn31

(Don) : and I've been told that bringing you all to Syria is a major breach of your security
(Amy) : No shit

2:56 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : UGH

2:56 Glenn31

(Don) : So instead we'll be changing our course and flying to....
(Don) : FLORIDA!
  • the engines start spazzing out*

2:56 Lettucecow

(cody) *watching jared torture the jew he brought from Jerusalem*
(cody) looks like a plane crash and a show, not bad.

2:57 Glenn31

(Amy) : Um

2:57 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : DIE INFI- I MEAN GREEDY ASSHOLE!

2:57 Glenn31

(Amy) : I hate to cause alarm
(Amy) : But the engines are on fire

2:57 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : OMG THE PLANE IS BURNING

2:57 Glenn31

(Don) : Oh

2:57 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Doesn't shit like this happen everytime we're on a TV show plane?

2:57 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : FUCK THIS SHIT I'M JUMPING!

2:57 Lettucecow

(felix) um...scarlett...

2:57 Glenn31

(Don) : Looks like we're not going to Florida after all
(Scarlett) : *reading* Mhm?

2:57 Lettucecow

(felix) with the velocity of this...we're probably going to explode.

2:57 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *jumps out but gets caught on the wing* OH COME ON!

2:58 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Mhm *not paying attention*

2:58 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft *spits on the fire*

2:58 Lettucecow

(skipp) HOLYHOLYHOLYHOLYHOLYCRAP

2:58 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Jo spitting on the fucking fire does nothing. *humming a sad song*

2:58 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : This isn't good.

2:58 Glenn31

(Amy) : *opens the door and pushes Zoey out* BREAK THE PLANE'S FALL!

2:58 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *still on Instagram*

2:58 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *clinging on to Dave*
(Emma) : <_<

2:58 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH----ooh bitch this lighting on fleek tho

2:58 Glenn31

(Kitty) : >_>
(Emma) :  :I

2:58 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Ugh. Fire

2:58 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Um. Can I help you?

2:59 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *lets go*  :I

2:59 Lettucecow

(skipp) OMGOMGOGMOGMOGMGOGMOGM *hanging onto his seat*

2:59 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Of fucking course

2:59 Glenn31

(Amy) : *grabs Kitty and shoves her out too* ZOEY'S NOT FAT ENOUGH! ASIANS ARE BOUNCY!

2:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Well. She's dead.

2:59 Lettucecow

(cody) Eh

2:59 Glenn31

(Amy) : *also shoves Dave out* INDIA'S IN ASIA!

2:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Hangs onto the door* YOU BITCH!

2:59 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *is actually hanging onto the bottom of the plane tbh*

2:59 Lettucecow

(skipp) DAVE!

2:59 Glenn31

  • the plane hits the ground*
(Owen) : *falls out the door and lands on Zoey*

3:00 Lettucecow

(felix) *gets thrown into the room of the plane from the force*

3:00 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : ...

3:00 Lettucecow

(felix) ow.

3:00 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *pukes*

3:00 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *mangled as fuck tbh*

3:00 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Conf* I had to make sure we made it to Syria instead of Florida. The final jihad is coming... Heh heh

3:00 Glenn31

(Amy) : *gasp* ARE YOU OK!?

3:00 Lettucecow

(cody) wat

3:00 Glenn31

(Amy) : *throws Owen off Zoey and digs into the hole Owen's fat ass somehow buried her in

3:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Conf* I mean um... WARZONE! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

3:01 Lettucecow

(cody) SO YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT THE TURBAN BOMB INCIDENT IN PITTSBURGH?

3:01 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *magnled still tho*

3:01 Glenn31

(Amy) : ZOEY! *pulls Zoey out of the hole*

3:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Conf* Maybe  :/

3:01 Lettucecow

(cody) *raises his fist up* PITTSBURGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:01 Glenn31

(Amy) : *pulls a cracked perfume bottle out of Zoey's pocket* Oh thank god

3:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Flat out pimp slaps Amy out of the way*

3:01 Glenn31

(Amy) : *kicks some dirt in Zoey's face* Last time I let you borrow my stuff
(Amy) : *is too whore for a pimp slap* Excuse me?

3:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : You okay Zoey?

3:02 Glenn31

(Amy) : <_<
(Amy) : *conf* WHAT IS THIS!?

3:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Oh wait, you're mangled

3:02 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) ; *slowly gets up* I think so....thanks...

3:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Conf* I'm not gonna lie. I hate both of them.

3:02 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf* WHAT. IS THIS!? I MEAN WHY DOES HE CARE IF SHE'S DEAD!? HE SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT ME! *holds her hand up to the camera* I broke a nail  ;(

3:02 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Ergh

3:02 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Oh, I actually feel fine...this arm probably isnt...*pops it back in place* There.

3:03 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Ew

3:03 Glenn31

(Don) : *over a random loudspeaker* Welcome to Damascus!
(Amy) : Um, where are you?

3:03 Lettucecow

(mickey) *the bird lands on a piece of the plane wing, and spits him and jay out*

3:03 Glenn31

(Don) : Are you crazy!? No way am I coming out here. I'm in a nice secure little underground bunker
(Amy) : ...

3:03 Lettucecow

(jay) It's a bit disturbing when I know the anatomy of a birds stomach better then my house.

3:03 Glenn31

(Amy) :  (derp)

3:03 Lettucecow

(mickey) yep.

3:03 Glenn31

(Emma) : Um, are you ok Amy?
(Amy) : I just realised we're all going to die here  (derp)

3:03 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Pulls out a bomb* IT IS TIME FOR THE FINAL JIHAD!

3:03 Lettucecow

(cody) YEAH!

3:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : ... *Slowly puts the bomb away* I mean...

3:04 Lettucecow

(cody) as....long as you protect me, then SURE

3:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Oh no we're doomed...?

3:04 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *plops a turban on Dave's head* If anyone asks, we're with you

3:04 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : <_>

3:04 Lettucecow (feix) *nods his head* 3:04 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *takes off her belt and wraps it around her leg to stop bleeding* My god.

3:04 Lettucecow

  • (felix)

3:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Suddenly has a beard* The final jihad is coming...

3:04 Glenn31

(Amy) : How did you...

3:04 Lettucecow

(Cody) ....
(cody) eh
(cody) not the first time

3:05 The Villainous Vulture Jared is best character 3:05 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft

3:05 Lettucecow

(cody) *raises his fist up in the air* PITTSBURGH!!!!!!!!!!!1

3:05 Glenn31

  • Someone snips Jared with a transquilzer*

3:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Hiding behind Emma and points to Jared* Do me a favor and keep that freak away from me.

3:05 Glenn31

(Emma) : Sure, but you're taller than me
(Emma) : Hide behind someone who's not short?

3:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Doesn't even react* Pff, I've developed an immunity to this stuff

3:05 Lettucecow jared is final jihad 3:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : JUST KEEP HIM THE HELL AWAY

3:06 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *limps over behind some sandbags tbh*

3:06 Glenn31

(Don) : As you may have noticed, we ran into a few technical difficulties with the plane

3:06 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : This place is ugly

3:06 Glenn31

(Don) : But don't worry, it's nothing too serious

3:06 Lettucecow

(felix) *coughing af* I'M INHALING TOO MUCH DUST!

3:06 Glenn31

  • The plane bursts into flames and them crumbles to dust*

3:06 Lettucecow

(cody) .......

3:06 Glenn31

(Amy) : Oh my

3:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Conf* I may have overdone the explosives

3:07 Lettucecow

(cody) Just a bit.

3:07 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : FUCK

3:07 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : AGH! 

3:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : So how the hell do we leave?!

3:07 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : We must run!

3:07 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf with Zoey* Since I know we're going to die here... Zoey... I've always kind of respected you in a fearful sort of way

3:08 Lettucecow

(felix) *legit throwing up everywhere*
(felix) too...much...dust...

3:08 Glenn31

(Don) : So, today's race is going to be pretty simple

3:08 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *conf with Amy* I sorta respect you too, heh..

3:08 Glenn31

(Don) : We've already secured a new mode of transport

3:08 Lettucecow

(skipp) DAVEAREWEGONNAGETBLOWNUP?

3:08 Glenn31

(Don) : But we need fuel

3:09 Lettucecow

(cody) it's syria.

3:09 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : As long as we stay away from Jared, probably not

3:09 Lettucecow

(cody) we just poke the ground

3:09 Glenn31

(Don) : Thankfully, there's an oil refinery just a hop skip and a jump from here

3:09 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Shooting an AK at the sky* ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAAAR

3:09 TrueCobalion

(jo) : *hops skips and jumps* ....

3:09 Glenn31

(Don) : And by a hop skip and a jump

3:09 Lettucecow

(cody) Good thing we're gonna blend in jared.

3:09 Glenn31

(Don) : I mean about 200 miles

3:09 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : PFFT
(Brick) : Alright I told us we must run
(Brick) : *grabs Jo* Get ready

3:10 Glenn31

(Don) : The first team to return here with 100 gallons of fuel for our new mode of transport gets a special reward, as well as first class tickets to our next destination
(Don) : The last team to arrive
(Don) : Well...

3:10 Lettucecow

(felix) we're going to be LEFT IN SYRIA?

3:10 Glenn31

(Don) : I may have calmed the Syrians by promising them two young slaves

3:10 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : WHAT?

3:10 Lettucecow

(CODY) .....

3:10 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : I don't wanna be slaves! SIR

3:11 Glenn31

(Amy) : ....

3:11 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Then get going numbskull!

3:11 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* How good are you with that AK jared?
(cody) I'm starting to think we're gonna need it.

3:11 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *points at leg* No one wants a broken slave.

3:11 Glenn31

(Don) : Jared and Cody, your advantage is this specially imported dune buggy

3:11 Lettucecow

(cody) Good.

3:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : That's okay, I have something else in mind

3:11 Lettucecow

(cody) ...what?

3:11 Glenn31

  • the shittiest looking dune buggy ever is dropped on top of them*

3:11 The Villainous Vulture

  • A car full of men dressed in black purkas drive up to Jared and Cody*
(Jared) : LET'S GO MY BROTHERS!

3:11 Lettucecow

(cody) ......

3:11 Glenn31

(Don) : Try put it to good us-
(Don) : Um
(Amy) : ...

3:12 Lettucecow

(cody) HELL YEA! 

] 3:12 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : ...

3:12 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Pulls Cody on and they drive away*

3:12 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : ...

3:12 Glenn31

(Don) : ...

3:12 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Fuck

3:12 Glenn31

(Don) : Alright then

3:12 Lettucecow I'm crying 3:12 Glenn31

(Don) : I guess the dune buggy goes to whoever came second in the last race
(Don) : And that is....

3:12 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Conf* We're going to die here. We're going to die with Jared.

3:12 Lettucecow

(skipp) YEP.

3:12 Glenn31

(Don) : Dave and Skipp!

3:13 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Sweet!

3:13 Lettucecow

(skipp)  

3:13 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Maybe we won't die!

3:13 Glenn31

(Amy) : OH COME ON!
(Don) : Alright, on your marks
(Don) : Get set...
(Don) : GO!

3:13 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Drives that shit af*

3:13 Glenn31

(Amy) : *hitches on the back of Dave's buggy*
(Amy) : ^_^

3:13 Lettucecow

(skipp) I'LLKEEPLOOKOUT!

3:13 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *runs*
(Brick) : *runs af*

3:13 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *IS FUCKING LIMPING, AMY*

3:13 Lettucecow

(felix) Too..much..dust...

3:13 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Kick Amy off our dune buggy please.

3:14 Lettucecow

(felix) *le coughing*

3:14 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *running*

3:14 Glenn31

(Amy) : *pulls a can of soda out of her pocket*
(Amy) : *Hey Skipp

3:14 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : MY EYES! *eyes burning because dust in the eyes*

3:14 Lettucecow

(skipp) *sees amy* AHAHAHAH!UGLYMUSLIM!

3:14 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *smart running*

3:14 Lettucecow

(skipp) WEHAVEONEONTHEBUGGYDAVE

3:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Kick her off.

3:14 Glenn31

(Amy) : *throws an energy drink away somewhere*

3:14 Lettucecow

(skipp) *kicksamyoff*
(skipp) THATWASCLOSE.

3:14 Glenn31

(Amy) : Rude! *le falls*

3:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Yep

3:15 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *throws sand at Skipp*

3:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Riding Owen af*

3:15 TrueCobalion

  • it does nothing*

3:15 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *still limping*

3:15 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : ...
(Jo) : *runs af*'

3:15 Glenn31

(Owen) : *running as fast as a fat person can tbh*

3:15 Lettucecow

(jay) Come on! We're making great time *steps on a mine, he and mickey get blown away*

3:15 Glenn31

(Amy) : Ugh, where's Zoey?!

3:15 Lettucecow

(jay) *in the air* Well.

3:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Owen. Remember the cake in first class.

3:15 Lettucecow

(mickey) that sucked.

3:15 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *yells* YOU THREW ME OUT THE FREAKING PLANE

3:15 Glenn31

(Owen) : *tramples over Zoey*

3:15 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Ugghhh I can't take it... but... *speeds out*

3:16 Glenn31

(Amy) : Ugh! *picks up Zoey*

3:16 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : GO DIE YOU FAT PIECE OF TRASH

3:16 Glenn31

(Amy) : Do you want to win or not!?

3:16 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : DON'T TALK ABOUT OWEN LIKE THAT! ONLY I CAN CALL HIM THOSE THINGS! *Throws a rock at Zoey's head*

3:16 Lettucecow

(felix) *getting dragged by scarlett*

3:16 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *jumps on her back and ducks*

3:16 Glenn31

(Amy) : *carries Zoey af*

3:16 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *running*

3:16 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Mush!

3:17 Glenn31

(Amy) : Don't push it, Red

3:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *The car they're in bumps Dave's dune buggy*
(Jared) : INFIDELS!

3:17 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Where the fuck are we going at*

3:17 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *messing with some eletronic shit as she runs behind Dave's buggy*

3:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : AGH! WHAT THE HELL JARED?!

3:17 Lettucecow

(cody) FILTHY WESTERNERS!

3:17 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Ah!

3:17 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* I think we're blending in nicely.

3:17 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *hops on*
(Jo) : *grabs back of buggy and pulls brick down* Shhh

3:18 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Eat EMP! *throws the gadget at Dave's buggy*

3:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Conf* No need, I already told my brothers you're with the cause

3:18 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* Gooid
  • good

3:18 Glenn31

  • all Dave's navigating shit shorts out*

3:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Well shit

3:18 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Good luck finding your way! *runs past*

3:18 Lettucecow

(skipp) NOTSHIT

3:18 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *grabs the back of jared's car*

3:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Just follows Jared tho so  :/ *

3:18 Lettucecow

(skipp) WEFOLLOWTHEMUSLIMS! *points at jared*

3:18 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *grabs Jo's leg* umm

3:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : WESTERNER SCUM! *Kicks Jo off*

3:19 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Considering Jared was right beside you, he should be shorted out too

3:19 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : ALLAH HAS NO PLACE FOR YOU!

3:19 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *is far away*

3:19 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : PFFFT *spits in Jaredds face as she falls off*

3:19 The Villainous Vulture Jared's car is uneffected because it's a military vehicle Nice try tho :3 3:19 Glenn31

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3:19 TrueCobalion darn 3:19 Glenn31

(Amy) : *carrying Zoey because Zoey's a lazy whore*

3:19 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *runs past Jo*

3:19 Lettucecow

(cody) يموت!

3:19 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Begins shooting at people with his AK* DIE INFIDELS! ALLAH DEMANDS IT!

3:19 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : YOU THREW ME OUT THE PLANE

3:19 Lettucecow

(cody) يموت!!!!!!!! 

3:20 Glenn31

(Amy) : *running beside Scott and starts panting* Hoo!

3:20 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Cody stop speaking Arab

3:20 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : YES I CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS BECAUSE *demon noises*

3:20 Glenn31

(Amy) : It's really tiring carrying this... heavy cargo

3:20 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Having some trouble there?

3:20 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *runs*

3:20 Glenn31

(Amy) : No more first class parties!
(Amy) : Mind giving us beautiful ladies a lift?

3:20 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Sorry, only one person on Owen at a time

3:20 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : I think I see it

3:20 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : OWEN! THE FINISH LINE HAS CAKE!

3:21 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : See WHAT?

3:21 Glenn31

(Owen) : Cake... is a lie.... sleep... is a must...

3:21 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : LOTS OF GOD DAMN CAKE!
(Scott) : Oh come on!

3:21 Glenn31

(Amy) : It's been a pretty tiring 150 miles y'know

3:21 Lettucecow

(cody) JARED! WE'RE GETTING NEAR..I think...All the signs in arabic, and I only know يموت.

3:21 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : BROTHERS! ARE WE CLOSE?

3:21 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Almost I think

3:21 The Villainous Vulture Terrorist: YES BROTHER! 3:21 Glenn31

(Amy) : Oooh an army car *runs over to the car*

3:21 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : EXCELLENT!

3:21 Lettucecow

(cody) YES!!!!!

3:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Hoists the ISIS flag*
(Jared) : ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

3:22 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* I will never doubt your terrorism acts again jared.

3:22 Glenn31

(Don) : Once the teams have retrieved some fuel, they must take it back to the plane

3:22 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : A CAR! *grabs into a car* VROOM VROOM!???

3:22 Glenn31

(Amy) : *dumps Zoey in the back seat and speeds off before Jo can get in*

3:22 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : YOU BITCH!
(Brick) : WE RUN NOW! *runs with jo*

3:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *The car stops and he grabs fuel, then he starts driving back to the plane*
(Jared) : SEE YOU AT THE PLANE INFIDELS!

3:23 Glenn31

(Amy) : I'm in some guy's car
(Amy) : Vroom vroom

3:23 Lettucecow

(cody) NICE WORK BROTHERS!

3:23 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Is that the oil!?

3:23 Glenn31

(Amy) : *speeds past everyone*
(Scarlett) : HOW DID THEY!?

3:23 The Villainous Vulture Except Jared, he's already on his way back :3 3:23 Lettucecow ^ 3:23 Glenn31

(Amy) : *

fuck but yeh I know

(Amy) : *grabs some oil barrels and speeds off back lol*

3:23 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Oil! *grabs oil and runs off*

3:23 Lettucecow

(felix) *getting piggybacked by scarlett* Feeling..Faint..

3:23 Glenn31

(Amy) :Zoey are you alive?!

3:23 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Brings Owen some curry and makes him eat it, causing him to light off like a rocket*

3:24 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *grabs oil af*

3:24 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *grabs some oil drums*
(Owen) : *farts af*

3:24 Lettucecow

(felix) I think i have mers...

3:24 Glenn31

(Amy) :ZOEY!

3:24 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : I think we got 100 tons!

3:24 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : GO OWEN!

3:24 TrueCobalion

(jo) : Too much numbskull *runs*

3:24 Glenn31

(Amy) : -_-

3:24 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Oh

3:24 Glenn31

(Amy) : *rams the back of Jared's car*
(Emma) : *Gets oil*

3:24 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : INFIDELS! *Shots out Amy's front tires*

3:24 Lettucecow

(cody) *watches as dozens terrorists turn around and aim at amy*

3:24 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Grabs oil*

3:25 Glenn31

(Amy) : *bitch swerves out of the way*

3:25 Lettucecow

(cody) bad idea.

3:25 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *running after Jared's car*
(Trent) : Keep down we must quietly trail

3:25 Glenn31

(Amy) : *finds an ISIS flag in the glove compartment*
(Amy) : *hangs it over the hood idfk*

3:25 Lettucecow

(cody) SHES A REBEL TO OUR BROTHERS!

3:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : IT IS A TRICK BROTHERS! *Throws a bomb at their car*

3:25 Lettucecow

(cody) SHE IS HANGING OUR FLAG THE WRONG WAY!

3:26 Glenn31

(Amy) : ZOEY IS THERE A FUCKING GUN BACK THERE OR- AAAGH! *swerves*

3:26 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : THEY GOT A FUCKING BOMB!!!
(Brick) : *runs like hell*

3:26 The Villainous Vulture

  • The explosion blows the car onto it's side*

3:26 Glenn31

(Amy) : Eek!

3:26 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : SUCCESS! ALLAHU AKBAR!

3:26 You're Irrelevant. back 3:26 Lettucecow

(cody) يموت!

3:26 Glenn31

(Amy) : Shit!

3:26 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : THERSE A GUN JSOGRMDSM *pulls it out*

3:26 Glenn31

(Amy) : We're still miles ahead of everyone else
(Amy) : ....

3:26 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : ASAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGGGHHH WHAT THE HELL

3:26 Glenn31

(Amy) : GO AFTER THEM AND SHOOT THEM!

3:27 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *tries to grab on the back* Steady...

3:27 Lettucecow

(cody) JARED! I SEE IT? DO YOU?

3:27 Glenn31

(Amy) : *rolls away on an oil drum*

3:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : YES!

3:27 Lettucecow

(CODY) يموت!

3:27 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : ITS IT! RUNNNN!

3:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : DRIVE BROTHERS!

3:27 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *sighs, and starts shooting at nigas tbh*

3:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *His car gets to Don*

3:27 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *Speeds past shit*

3:27 Lettucecow

(cody) AHAHAHA1

3:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : WE HAVE ARRIVED!

3:27 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *arrives* FUCK
(Jo) : *Arrives* Nnghh

3:27 Glenn31

(Don) : BRICK AND JO ARRIVE FIRST!

3:27 Lettucecow

(JAY) *the bird flies over and spits mickey out*

tf 3:27 The Villainous Vulture Tf 3:27 TrueCobalion tf 3:27 The Villainous Vulture Jared got there first ya dumb mofo 3:27 Glenn31

(Amy) : *log rolls up to Jared's car* Surprise! *shoots the driver*

3:27 You're Irrelevant. tf 3:27 Glenn31 oh? 3:27 You're Irrelevant. lmao idk whats going on 3:28 The Villainous Vulture Look again idjit 3:28 Glenn31 oh 3:28 Lettucecow idjut 3:28 Glenn31

(Don) : MY MISTAKE

3:28 Lettucecow JJHID 3:28 Glenn31

(Don) : JARED AND CODY!

3:28 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : AUUUUUUUUGHHHH

3:28 Glenn31

(Amy) : *arrives*

3:28 Lettucecow

(jay) *him and mickey crawl over*

3:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAAR! Thank you brothers!

3:28 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Again!?

3:28 Lettucecow

(jay) well that sucked.

3:28 The Villainous Vulture

  • The terrorists drive away*

3:28 Lettucecow (mickey yep. 3:28 Glenn31

(Amy) : *drags zoey over the finish*

3:28 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : FUCKING FUCK FUCK

3:28 Lettucecow

(felix) *him and scarlett get there*

3:28 Glenn31

(Emma) and  (Kitty) : *arrive*

3:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Makes it with the Oil*

3:28 Glenn31

(Owen) : *farts there*

3:28 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *conf* HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES WILL THEY WIN!? AHHHG

3:28 Lettucecow

(skipp) YEAH!

3:28 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *arrives with Trent*

3:29 Glenn31

(Don) : Is that everyone?

3:29 Lettucecow

(cody) nope
(cody) izzy and sugar aren't here

3:29 Glenn31 ... fack

(Sugar) : *arrives with Izzy*
(Sugar) : >_>
(Sugar) : <_<
(Sugar) : Did we win?  :D
(Don) : Oh, you've won alright

3:29 Lettucecow

(cody) Actually your last

3:29 Glenn31

(Sugar) :WOOHOO!
(Don) : You've won yourself a lifetime of slavery right here in Baghdad

3:30 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : HAHAHA

3:30 Glenn31 that's not how you spell it 3:30 Lettucecow uh... thats in iraq 3:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Puts his AK to Don's head*

3:30 Lettucecow we're in syria. 3:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : INFIDEL! WRONG COUNTRY!

3:30 Glenn31

(Don) : Where you will be transferred to after serving ISIS here in Damascus ^_^

3:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Pulls out a detonator tho*

3:30 Glenn31

(Izzy) : BOOM BOOM! *explosion in the background*

3:30 The Villainous Vulture ... You asshole 3:31 Glenn31 lol 3:31 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* Boy Jared..I feel sorry for our brothers with those kinds of slaves.

3:31 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Conf* Indeed

3:31 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft

3:31 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Presses the detonator and a far larger explosion occurs*
(Jared) : THE FINAL JIHAD!

3:31 Glenn31

(Izzy) : BOOM BOOM BOOM!

3:31 Lettucecow

(cody) AHAHHAA

3:31 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : FUCK

3:32 Glenn31

(Don) : *passes out tickets*
(Amy) : Ew, Colombia

3:32 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Colombia...
(Jo) : Pfft

3:33 Glenn31

(Owen) : *farts* Where's Colombia?

3:33 Lettucecow

(cody) don't we have a cousin in the drug trade there jared?>

3:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : COCAINE!
(Jared) : But yes, Cody

3:33 Lettucecow

(cody) good,good.

3:33 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Zzz

3:33 Glenn31

(Amy) : How long until these two get arrested?

3:33 Lettucecow

(cody) very long.

3:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Yep

3:33 Glenn31

(Don) : Jared and Cody get first class travel to Bogota, Colombia

3:33 Lettucecow

(cody) we have vin and billy back home covering our tracks

3:33 Glenn31

(Don) : And their special reward?

3:34 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *writing a review on how untastefully outrageous this episode was*

3:34 Glenn31

(Don) : A COMPLETE NIGHT OF PIECE WITHOUT ANYBODY ALLOWED IN FIRST CLASS!

3:34 Lettucecow

(codY) nice!

3:34 Glenn31

(Don) : At all.

3:34 You're Irrelevant. piece 3:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : YES!

3:34 Glenn31

(Don) : No parites

3:34 The Villainous Vulture I want a night of piece 3:34 Glenn31 go fuck yourself

(Don) : But

3:34 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft

3:34 Glenn31

(Don) : On analysis of our new mode of transport...
  • a big rig shows up*

3:35 Lettucecow

(cody) Oh
(cody) I was thinking camel

3:35 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : You're winner

3:35 Glenn31 Interns: *pulls out a canal cruise boat thingy* 3:35 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : In a huge ass truck

3:35 Glenn31

(Don) : I don't think these boats have First Class
(Don) : Or any class...

3:35 Lettucecow

(cody) eh

3:35 Glenn31

(Amy) : Just like Zoey

3:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Meh
(Scott) : *Glares at Amy for that comment doe*

3:36 TrueCobalion brb 3:36 Glenn31

(Amy) : *gives Scott a "Why does that bother you?" look*

3:36 TrueCobalion the episodes almost over anyway 3:36 Glenn31 mhm I'll have to leave in about 20 minutes so we won't do another until later

(Don) : What will Colombia have in store for our teams?

3:36 Lettucecow

D:

3:37 Glenn31

(Don) : Will Izzy and Sugar be gang raped by angry muslims?

3:37 You're Irrelevant.

(Zoey) : *bitchslaps amy 5 minutes later* SURPIRSE ATTACK

3:37 Glenn31

(Don) : Find out next time on
(Don) : THE RIDONCULOUS RACE!
(stop) THIS CRAZY ASS EPISODE IS FINALLY OVER  (stop)

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