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(stop) LE RESTARTING (stop)

(Max) : *hiding in a bush outside Scott's mansion* Sidekick! Have you found a way inside?
(Scarlett) : I am not your sidekick. And no, I haven't
(Max) : Why is she making us do this anyway?
(Scarlett) : She told us she wants as much information about Scott as we can gather
(Max) : But she knows him already, she's one of his friends isn't she?
(Scarlett) : Yes, but wouldn't it be suspicious if Scott found her snooping around his house?
(Max) : I suppose
(Scarlett) : Find a way in, and soon. If we don't get any info tonight, she'll have both our heads
(Max) : She's scary when she's angry  :I

12:00 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Duck! I can see someone through the window
  • le inside*

12:01 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Bianca) : 'at the window'

12:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Hey Brianna, Amber never really answered, what WAS Jason like for what you can remember as a kid?

12:01 Glenn31

(Amy) : *reading a book* Lovely night, isn't it?

12:01 Lettucecow

(leonard) *playing D&D with harold* LVL 35 WARLOCK beats your mage!

12:01 BoysCanLikeItToo

(BRIANNA) : ...I don't like to talk about it

12:01 Lettucecow

(harold) Gosh.  :I

12:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : I take it he was the same then?

12:02 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Bianca) : 'looks at Harold and Leo' can you two not

12:02 Glenn31

(Amy) : *sitting at the table with Leonard and Harold* No! I am not playing this game with you. No matter how much you try convince me

12:02 BoysCanLikeItToo

(BRIANNA) : He was different, that's all I wish to say..

12:02 Lettucecow

(leonard) We don't want you too

12:02 Lettucecow

(harold) we don't like you

12:02 Glenn31

(Amy) : Then why did you tell me to sit here?

12:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : I'll respect that choice.

12:02 BoysCanLikeItToo

(BRIANNA) : they didnt

12:02 Lettucecow

(leonard) we didn't

12:02 Glenn31

(Amy) : Then why AM I sitting here?

12:03 BoysCanLikeItToo

(BRIANNA) : 'smiles at scott'

12:03 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Why are you even here, Amy?

12:03 Lettucecow

(harold) because you wanna get in scotts pants?
(leonard) *hi fives harold*

12:03 Glenn31

(Amy) : Because I rang the doorbell and you let me in. You made me coffee and everything  :/

12:03 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Bianca) : because your ass smells like cottage cheese

12:03 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Takes off Harolds glasses and hits him with them*

12:03 Glenn31

  • le crash down the hallway*

12:03 Lettucecow

(harold)  :I

12:03 Glenn31

(Amy) : What was that?

12:04 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Bianca) : the fuck?

12:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : 0-0 SOMEONE'S IN MY BEDROOM!

12:04 Glenn31

(Amy) : Lucky...

12:04 Lettucecow

(leonard) Invading orcs?

12:04 Glenn31

(Amy) : I MEAN....  :I

12:04 Lettucecow

(harold) NO

12:04 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Bianca) : CAN ONE OF THESE ROLEPLAYS BE OF US FUCKING RELAXING

12:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Don't ask how I know, I can just sense it.

12:04 Lettucecow

(HAROLD) NO, NOT THE ORCS

12:04 BoysCanLikeItToo

(BIANCA) : ALL THESE VILLAINS AND SHIT, DOING THE MOST

12:04 Glenn31

(Max) : *muffled through the door* We shall raid his sock drawer! That's truly evil. Isn't it?
(Scarlett) : I'm getting shivers... -_-

12:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Whispers to Bianca* Bianca... the fourth wall, please mind it.

12:05 Glenn31

(Max) : *puts all Scott's socks into a bag* This is so diabolical! Ahahahaha!

12:05 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Bianca) : SOCKS? THESE NIGGAS BUSTIN IN TO THE FUCKIN MANSION FOR SOCKS?

12:05 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : O_O

12:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Walks in* The hell are you two doing here?!

12:05 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : They heard us!
(Scarlett) : *dives out the window*

12:05 Lettucecow

(leonard) Why would you take socks, they're not even encahnted

12:06 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Bianca) : 'shoots at them' YALL NEED TO JUST GTFO

12:06 Glenn31

(Max) : Good luck finding any socks! *jumps out the window* Ah ha ha ha ha!

12:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : I have like, three other sock drawers.

12:06 Glenn31

(Max) : *lands on Scarlett* Thank you for breaking my fall, sidekick

TDfan10 has joined the chat. 12:06 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : I am NOT your sidekick. And Ow...

12:06 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Bianca) : I swear if this whole tdrt is about chasin niggas for socks I'm done

12:06 Glenn31

(Amy) : Imbeciles

12:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : BIANCA. FOURTH WALL. LET IT EXIST.

12:07 BoysCanLikeItToo

(BRIANNA) : Bianca! Forth wall!

12:07 Glenn31

(Amy) : *her phone beeps*

12:07 TDfan10

(izzy) *is standing above Scarlett* Hi!  (wave) (omg I gotta come in sometime  :I )

12:07 Glenn31

(Amy) : *reads the message* Oh.. I gotta.. .go....

12:07 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Bianca) : I KNOW, I KNOW! BUT FUCKING SOCKS?
(Bianca) : Mmhmmm, this bitch lookin mad suspicious

12:07 Glenn31

(Amy) : I just remembered I... left something in the oven at home... bye... *leaves*

12:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : THERE'S MORE TO IT LATER, YOU DUMB BITCH!

12:08 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Bianca) : I WILL PISS CHEESE ON YOUR SOFA

12:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Please don't.

12:08 TDfan10

(izzy) *knocks on door and rings doorbell*

12:08 Lettucecow no 12:08 BoysCanLikeItToo i can't breathe 12:08 Lettucecow

(leonard) *whispers to harold*

12:08 Lettucecow

(Harold) Nah, I think thats different from girl stuff
(leonard) Ohhh

12:09 BoysCanLikeItToo

(BRIANNA) : I'm...concerned. What just even happened

12:09 The Villainous Vulture

(Stop) MAX'S LAIR (Attic)  (Stop)

12:09 Glenn31

(Max) : *empties the sack* Haha! Scott will be forced to wear sandals from now on!
(Scarlett) : Purely diabolical....

Max's Mom: Maxie honey! Would you and your little friend like some cookies?

(Max) : Not now mother! I am scheming!
(Max) : But maybe in about 10 minutes  :I
(Scarlett) : -_-
(Scarlett) : *her phone rings* It's her! *answers le phone* Hello?
(Scarlett) : Yes... socks... -_-
(Scarlett) : Cameras? What if we get caught
(Scarlett) : No! No! I'm not doubting your brilliance
(Scarlett) : Cameras it is. *hangs up* She wants us to install cameras in Scott's mansion
(Max) : But... it's dark  :I
(Scarlett) : *drags Max outside* I don't care
  • at Jared and Co.*

12:13 Lettucecow

(vin) It's come to all our attentions, that, Skipp, Your fucking annoying.

12:13 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : What he said.

12:13 Lettucecow Skipp: :i 12:14 Lettucecow

(cody) So, we're moving you to secretary business

12:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.... that's funny

12:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : You actually think we have a secretary position.... I was joking you idiots!

12:14 Lettucecow

(Vin) Oh.

12:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Skipp is actually fired.
(Jared) : Bai!  :D

12:14 Lettucecow

(vin) Much better
(vin) *throws skipp out the window and into a dumpster*

12:15 TDfan10

(izzy) *walks in* Am I late or.. (must stay away from boredom)

12:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : So where's the newbie then?

12:15 Lettucecow

(vin) Right here
(vin) *brings him in*
(felix) I was told there was a positon open for tech expert

12:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : He's shorter in person.

12:15 Lettucecow

(felix) Very funny. what kind of operation are you running here anyway

12:16 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : MURDER COMPANY!

12:16 Lettucecow

(felix) Seems like you need some pretty advanced weaponary

12:16 TDfan10

(izzy) *sits down* Let's get this party- wait no it's a meeting...

12:16 Lettucecow

(felix) Oh

12:16 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : We kill people for money, fun etc.

12:16 Lettucecow

(felix) That wasn't in thge resume

12:16 Lettucecow

(felix) But hey, I'll take what I can get

12:16 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : *Aims pistols at Felix* Good, I like someone who can improvise.

12:16 Lettucecow

(felix) I brought a few prototypes
(felix) *takes a rock out of his pocket*

12:17 TDfan10

(izzy) Murder?!  (:D) OMG That is soooo fun! *pulls out machine gun* WOOHOO!

12:17 Lettucecow

(felix) a camouflaged grenade,
(felix) Looks like a rock, actually a grenade

12:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Pushes Izzy out the window* HANG OUT WITH THE HEROES!

12:17 Glenn31

(Amy) : WE DON'T WANT HER EITHER!

12:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : As you were saying.

12:17 Lettucecow

(felix) also I have something

12:17 BoysCanLikeItToo

(BRIANNA) : NO THANK YOU

12:17 TDfan10

(izzy) *throws a grenade in building as she leaves*

12:17 Lettucecow

(felix) *pulls out a fustristic looking gun*

12:18 Lettucecow

(felix) A laser gun  :D

12:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Nice. But I already have this *Lifts up a plasma cannon*

12:18 Lettucecow

(felix) it's totally amazing, I got it from some tech acident in a while back
(felix) . ...

12:18 Glenn31

(Amy) : *walks in* Knock knock!

12:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I stole this beaut from Jason last time I saw him
(Jared) : WHO LET YOU IN?!

12:19 Glenn31

(Amy) : I may have knocked out your doorman  :I

12:19 Lettucecow

(felix) OMG is that the new eletrco calibrator! *spazzes over technology*

12:19 Glenn31

(Amy) : Are you in business hours right now?

12:19 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Pushes Felix away* No, but speak anyway, I don't like sceduales

12:19 Glenn31

(Amy) : Well, I have a job for you. A well paid one, if all goes well

12:19 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I'll do it for free!

12:20 Glenn31

(Amy) : Whatever

Glenn31

(Amy) : But for the sake of plot convenience, I'll write it down
(Amy) : *writes some shit in a notebook and hands it to Jared* Think you can do it?

12:21 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I've been waiting to do this for like, 2 years!

12:21 Glenn31

(Amy) : Excellent
(Amy) : I'll let you know when I'm ready for you to carry it out

12:21 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Excellent

12:21 Glenn31

(Amy) : Your weapons are so... poor
(Amy) : *gives Jared a $100 bill* Buy yourself somethin' nice

12:22 BoysCanLikeItToo rre 12:22 Lettucecow

(felix) *appears behind amy*

12:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Points at his Plasma cannon* This is not poor.
(Jared) : Stolen, but not poor.

12:22 Glenn31

(Amy) :  :I

12:22 Lettucecow

(felix) I BUILT A ROCK GRENADE! IT's pure amazing technology!

12:22 Glenn31

(Amy) : I'll be leaving now

12:23 Lettucecow

(felix) Lets see what you can do princess  :I

12:23 Glenn31

(Amy) :  (twitch)
(Amy) : *picks up Felix by the collar of his hoodie* Pardon?

12:23 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : Bye beautiful bitch! *Pushes Amy out and slams the door*

12:23 Glenn31

(Amy) :  D:

12:23 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Gentleman, we have business!

12:23 Glenn31

(Amy) : *leaves anyway*

12:23 Lettucecow

(felix) I see.

12:23 The Villainous Vulture

(Stop) Back to the heroes  (Stop)

12:23 TDfan10

(izzy) *walks on street* No one likes me. I'm all alone. *calls boss* Mhm. Yeah. I was pushed out the window. I know. I got the files though.  (die)

12:23 Glenn31

(Amy) : *rings Scott's le doorbell*

The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Oh hi Amy

12:24 Glenn31 Izzy's just

(Amy) : Hai  (wave)

12:24 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Would you like to come in?

12:24 Glenn31

(Amy) : Actually

12:24 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Sucks. *Slams the door*

Glenn31

(Amy) : I was thinking we should go for a walk, ALL OF US
(Amy) : HEY
(Amy) : *is suddenly in the living room* The park is looking quite nice tonight  (derp)

12:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : ARGH! How did you get in?!

12:25 Glenn31

(Amy) : *shows Scott a key* You gave me the spare key

12:25 BoysCanLikeItToo

(BRIANNA) : 'screeches' SHES IN THE HOUSE! AAH

12:25 Lettucecow

(leonard) MERCY! O' GOBLIN QUEEN

12:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Calm down Brianna, only shriek if your dear brother is here

12:25 Glenn31

(Amy) : Leonard, be nice to Bianca  (Troll)

12:26 Lettucecow

(harold) Your the goblin queen

12:26 Glenn31

(Amy) : It's not her fault she's so.... looking like that

12:26 Lettucecow

(leonard) AH! I get it

12:26 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Bianca) : 'is suddenly holding her bloody appendix staring at a hole in her side'

12:26 Glenn31

(Amy) : *gives everyone a jacket* CAN WE GO FOR A WALK OR NOT!?

12:26 Lettucecow

(leonard) Your the goblin king, amy

12:26 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Whatever. Let's go morons.

12:26 Lettucecow

(leonard) Sorry for the gender mixup

12:26 Glenn31

(Amy) :  :D

12:27 Lettucecow

(harold) *fist bumps leonard*

12:27 TDfan10

(izzy) *knocks on door* Is anyone here?

12:27 Glenn31

(Amy) : O_O

BoysCanLikeItToo

(Bianca) : 'high fives Leo breaking his wrist'

12:27 Glenn31

(Amy) : Go out the back door. She might not see us

12:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : GO AWAY IZZY! *Goes out the back door*

12:27 TDfan10

(izzy) I know people are in there. *le cries*

12:27 Glenn31

(Amy) : *walks out last and doesn't lock the door*

12:27 BoysCanLikeItToo

(BRIANNA) : It's the crazy one... *Locks the door*

12:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Who, Jason or Jared?

Glenn31

(Max) : *picks the damn lock and walks in* Evil always breaks and enters!
(Scarlett) : *carrying a box of cameras* Let's make this quick. They might be back soon

12:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *While they're walking he suddenly stops* That can't be right....

12:29 Glenn31

(Amy) : Hm?

12:29 Lettucecow

(Leonard) Your right!
(harold) WE FORGOT QUEST  MUSIC

Glenn31 (Amy) : Quest Music ? Really? -_- 11:43 Lettucecow

(leonard) YES

11:43 Glenn31

(Amy) : *points* Look! A street fair!

11:44 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Oooh, I love the cotton candy at these things

11:44 Lettucecow

(Harold) SKYRIM SOUNDTRACK MARATHON!!!!!

11:44 Glenn31

(Bianca) : Ugh, happiness
(Amy) : *pinches Harold's lips closed* No

11:44 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Kicks Harold in the cut* No.

gut* 11:44 Lettucecow

(harold) *gets out ipod and starts blasting the song of dragonborn*

11:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Grabs it and smashes it* NO.

11:45 Lettucecow

(leonard) YES!

11:45 Glenn31

(Amy) : Be right back *Goes to the strong man thingy*

11:45 Lettucecow

(leonard)  D:

11:45 Glenn31

(Amy) : *comes back with the mallet and smashes the iPod*
(Amy) : I win  (:D)

11:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Goes over to a ring toss thingy*

11:45 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *pops out of Scott's pants* Ooooh, a fair!  :D

11:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Le throw and le win* Oh yey, I got a teddy bear.

11:46 Glenn31

(Amy) : *Takes the teddy bear* ^_^

11:46 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Casually grabs Zoey's head and throws her out*

11:46 Lettucecow

(Leonard) Uh...is that

11:46 Glenn31

(Zoey) :  D:

11:46 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Okay, you got a Teddy bear then

11:46 Glenn31

  • Elsewhere*
(Max) : *looting Scott's sock drawers* Pure sinister COLD! BWA HA HA HA HA!
(Scarlett) : Max, help me with these cameras
(Max) : Not until I've placed my ransom note for Scott's socks

11:46 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Pops up aside from Scarlett* Oh hello  (Die)

11:46 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : -_-
(Scarlett) : AAAH!
(Scarlett) : How did you get here?

11:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : AAAH
(Jared) : A window

11:47 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Max...
(Max) : It was stufft  >:/

stuffy*

(Scarlett) : Why are you here anyway?

11:48 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I'm here to kick gum and chew ass.
(Jared) : Wait, I said that wrong
(Jared) : Oh right, I'm here to kill them
(Jared) : Sadly you're the only people here right now

11:48 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Well, we're on a job
(Max) : A job of EVIL!
(Scarlett) : Stop talking...
(Max) :  >:/

11:49 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Hey Max, can I show you something special?
(Jared) : Something EVILLY special

11:49 Glenn31

(Max) : Hold on a minute, the man with the white van said the exact same thing to me
(Max) : So the answer is no, not again  (twitch)

11:50 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Don't worry I have a black van
(Jared) : But that has nothing to do with this
(Jared) : Fine, I'll just show you anyway.
(Jared) : THE DOOR  (:D) *Literally picks Max up and throws him out the door*

11:50 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *hides a camera inside Scott's mirror* That's the last one. Let's get back before they come home
(Scarlett) : Oh, he left already  :/

11:51 The Villainous Vulture

(Stop) To the other assassins  (Stop)

Okay Lettuce, do your shit 11:51 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *cleans shit up and leaves hurriedly before the scene changes*
3

11:51 Lettucecow

(vin) *next to a dumpster* Dafaq smells like cheese
(billy) *pops out of the dumpster*
(billy)  :D
(billy) Hai
(cody) Uh..K den
(billy) Can I play?
(vin) *le eye roll* Fain

11:52 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Walks out* What are you slackjawed pansy's doing?
(Jared) : Get in the van!

11:52 Lettucecow

(felix) We found billy in a dumpster

11:52 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I didn't ask! VAN! NOW!

11:53 Glenn31

(Amy) : *walks in the gate with everyone while holding a giant teddy bear* That was fun  :D

11:53 Lettucecow

  • a garbage truck drives by with skipp in it*

^le only cameo 11:53 Glenn31

B

11:53 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Throws bitches in*

11:53 Lettucecow

  • they get in the van*

11:53 The Villainous Vulture

(Stop) Back to the heroes and Amy  (Stop)

11:53 Glenn31

(Brianna) : Who owns that van?

(They're walking up Scott's driveway as Jared and Co. leave)

(Amy) : Cleaners?

11:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Isn't that a Garbage truck?

11:54 Glenn31

(Amy) : And a suspicious black van

11:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Honking the clown horn as they drive away*

11:54 Glenn31

(Amy) : With about 3000 different names on it, most of them are crossed off tho

11:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : And a clown horn.

11:55 Glenn31

(Brianna) : Oh, it's just Jared
(Amy) : *Opens deh front door*

11:55 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Oh, oka- WAIT WHAT?!

11:55 Lettucecow

(vin) *In the van* I told you the clown horn was too obvious!

11:55 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUN  (:D)

11:55 Lettucecow

(billy) LIKE A CHEESE TASTING!

11:56 Glenn31

(Brianna) : Why is there a random box in the foyer?
(Bianca) : *reaches in and takes out a compact camera* Dafuq?

11:56 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Pardon me for not being calm but... WHERE IS ALL MY STUFF?!

11:56 Glenn31 They only took his socks :/ 11:56 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : WHERE ARE ALL MY SOCKS?!  >:/

11:57 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *walks up the stairs liek a bitch* WHAT IS WITH MAX AND SOCKS?
(Zoey) : Foot fetish?

11:57 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : I'm gonna check the cameras- THEY TOOK THE CAMERAS TOO!

(He doesnt know they just hid them) 11:58 Glenn31

(Brianna) : What's this? *is holding a piece of paper she took from Scott's sock drawer*

Errybody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcZcGQi3V10 11:58 Lettucecow

(leonard) A MAGIC SCROLL
(harold) MERLINS BEARD!

11:58 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *takes it* It's a ransom note, idiots
(Amy) : *takes it from Zoey* I can read, bitch!

11:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : For my socks?

11:59 Glenn31

(Amy) : It's written in magazine lettering
(Amy) : But Max still signed his name -_-

11:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : -_-

11:59 Lettucecow

(leonard) subtly isn't one of his strong points is it

12:00 Glenn31

(Amy) : "Dearest Foes, I have taken your socks and have hidden them somewhere that is not my basement. If you wish to get them back you will forward 1 trillion dollars to my bank account. The passcode is 4-5-3-2. Yours, Maximillion P. Evil

12:00 Lettucecow

(harold) ...

12:00 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Give me a sec.

12:00 Lettucecow

(leonard) ..

12:00 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Uses his phone to drain Max's bank account*

12:00 Lettucecow

(Leonard) *him and harold hack into max's account and buy the skyrim soundtack on itunes
(harold)  (:D)

12:01 Glenn31

(Amy) : Well, we should head to the bank
(Bianca) : Seriously?

12:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Why?

12:01 Glenn31

(Amy) : Max left his ATM number, let's take all his money >:3

12:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : We already took his money.

12:01 Glenn31

(Amy) : Oh...

12:02 Lettucecow

(Leonard) *blasting song of the dragonborn* Quest has been completed

12:02 Glenn31

(Amy) : LEONARD!
(Amy) : SHUT THE EVERLOVING FUDGEBALLS UP!

12:02 Lettucecow

(LEONARD) Sorry, o great Goblin queen

12:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Texts Amy* I'm ready to take the shot, can I?

12:02 Lettucecow

(harold) *chuckles*

12:02 Glenn31

(Amy) : *phone beeps* O_O
(Amy) : Um... I have to take this
(Amy) : *runs out of the room*

12:03 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Whatever, just don't steal any more of my socks

12:03 Lettucecow

(harold) Probably talking to her goblin minions

12:03 Glenn31

(Amy) : I DON'T HAVE ANY MINIONS!

12:03 Lettucecow

(leonard) *hi fives harold*
(leonard) GOBLINS ALWAYS HAVE MINONS

12:03 Glenn31

(Amy) : *answers Jared* Not yet, I have them under surveilance now

12:03 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Fine, but I'm going to accidentally shoot you if it takes too long.

12:04 Glenn31

(Amy) : *Walks back in* That was.... my mom. I have to go home now... because there's a family emergency...... Samey fell... down the stairs.... twice.... sideways...

12:04 Lettucecow

(harold) THOU GOBLIN HAS EVIL QUESTS TO UNDERTAKE

12:04 Glenn31

(Amy) :  (twitch)

12:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Knees Harold in the stomach* Go head Amy

12:04 Glenn31

(Amy) : *dives out the window* Ta ta!
(Zoey) : O_O

12:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Stop) With Jared and Co.  (Stop)

12:05 Lettucecow

(billy) *buying cheese on amazon*

12:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Steadying his Sniper Rifle's Aim*
(Jared) : *Singing this: http://youtu.be/M6zmceOUfKI?t=4s*

12:05 Lettucecow

(felix) I have perfected another invention!

12:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Hmmmmmm
(Jared) : *Aiming at Scott's head*

12:06 Lettucecow

(felix) *add's something to jared's gun* It's the ultra silencer, the bullet doesn't make a sound and leads posion gas into the nervous system to cut out voice
(felix) AI, silent kill

12:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Thanks buddy, you're the best  :D *Pats Felix on the back really hard*

12:06 Glenn31

(Amy) : *walks in* Knockity, knockity

12:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Aims again* Hey bitch

12:07 Glenn31

(Amy) : *Takes out a minigun somehow from her back pocket* Hm?

12:07 Lettucecow

(felix) I can't help but feel this is quite barbaric, though
(billy) *eats the minigun*

12:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Of course it is, we're killers.

12:07 Lettucecow

(felix) Very well
(vin) We shooting the sleezebag?

12:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) :  (Music) This is where we all should see red...  (Music) *Shoots at Scott but it barely skims his nose*
(Jared) : SON OF A BITCH!

12:08 Glenn31

(Amy) : Not yet, Jared  >:/

ok? 12:08 Lettucecow

(billy) Thats bad.

12:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Too late, already shot em
(Jared) : Luckily Felix silenced it
(Jared) : They won't know

12:09 Lettucecow

(billy) They;re gonna find us out, *puts his cheese orders on 1 day rush*

12:09 Glenn31

(Amy) : He looks alive to me
(Amy) : *takes the gun and throws it out the window* Anyway

12:09 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Well what are we doing then?

12:10 Glenn31

(Amy) : My two incompetent minions, Max and Scarlett, have set up hidden cameras in the mansion. *Takes out her iPad and turns on the feed to Scott's bedroom*

12:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I set up a camera too  :D

12:10 Glenn31

(Amy) : You did?

12:10 Lettucecow

(CODY) I have a thermal recogonition of the room

12:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Pulls out his Ipad and it shows feed coming from the living room*

12:10 Glenn31

(Amy) : *plugs the iPad into Jared's big screen*

12:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Now all I have to do is push this button and noxious gas will come from the camera! AHAHAHAHAHA

12:11 Lettucecow

(vin) Heh

12:11 Glenn31

(Amy) : *crushes deh button* Nu

12:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Looks at the screen and it's fizzles out and it's shows a large red J and nothing else*

12:11 Glenn31

(Amy) : If you kill any of them before I tell you to

12:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Well that's weird.

12:11 Glenn31

(Amy) : There will be consequences
(Amy) : J for Jared?

12:12 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : I didn't put that.  :/
(jared): Weird

12:12 Lettucecow

(felix) *clears throat and laser guns pop out of his backpack and aim at amy* Technically speaking, your one person with a company of killers, your technically having the, uh consequences, uh..right?

12:13 Glenn31

(Amy) : I don't have a company of killers  :/

12:13 Lettucecow

(vin) *coughs*
(vin) Ahem, he meant us

12:13 Glenn31

(Amy) : Oh, Scott's in his room now

12:13 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Ooh
(Jared) : Can I shoot him now that he's alone?

12:14 Glenn31

(Amy) : NO!
(Amy) : I am this close to firing you

12:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Lame.
(Jared) : Firing me...?
(Jared) : Heh heh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

12:15 Glenn31

(Amy) : I AM paying you aren't I?

12:15 Lettucecow

(VIN) *laughs*

12:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : We don't work for you lady *Aims his pistol at her head*

12:15 Glenn31

(Amy) : Do you want to get paid?

12:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : We're doing this of our own will.

12:15 Lettucecow

(vin) *gets out a shotgun and aims at amy* Wanna try your luck princess?

12:15 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : So threaten me in any way again, and you'll be a blone and red stain on the ground.
(Jared) : Kay?

12:16 Glenn31

(Amy) : *flips over to Vin, takes his gun and points it at him* I think I just did

12:16 Lettucecow

(vin) *chuckles*

12:16 Glenn31

(Amy) : Once again, cheerleading comes in handy

12:16 Lettucecow

(felix) *his robot arm throws a laser gun to vin*

12:16 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : COMPANY HALT!
(Jared) : We ain't killing her yet.

12:16 Glenn31

(Amy) : Yet?

12:16 Lettucecow

(vin) When can we?

12:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Only if she keeps getting on our nerves.
(jared) : And by ours I mean mine.
(Jared) : Got it?

12:17 Lettucecow all: Yes 12:17 Glenn31

  • the lights go off*

12:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Okay, who forgot to pay the electric bill?

12:18 Lettucecow

(felix) I did

12:18 Glenn31

(Max) : *over a PA system* ATTENTION INFERIOR PEOPLE. THIS BUILDING IS NOW UNDER THE POSSESION OF ME MAX!

12:18 Lettucecow

(felix) Good lord. *press a button for a system override*

12:18 Glenn31

(Max) : *slides down a rope from the ceiling* Aaahhh, rope burn...

12:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I
(jared) : Am getting tired of you.

12:18 Lettucecow

(vin) Can we kill the hobbit

12:19 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *slids down the rope and lands perfectly* If you kill him, you'll have me to deal with

12:19 Lettucecow

(cody) *laughs*

12:19 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Because you're scary.
(Jared) : But fine
(Jared) : So when do we get to kill Scott?

12:19 Glenn31

(Amy) : Once I've acquired his money
(Amy) : Or can inherit it if he kicks the bucket

12:19 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Can't we kill him, THEN get it?

12:20 Glenn31

(Amy) : No, he has a will
(Amy) : When he dies, his money goes to like, 20 different people

12:20 Lettucecow

(BIlly) A will without you in, ya crazy bitch
(billy)  (derp)

12:20 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Slaps the back of Billy's head*
(jared) : Bad.

12:20 Glenn31

(Amy) : *throws an arrow at Billy and it barely misses*

12:21 Lettucecow

(billy) *spits out the minigun from earlier*

12:21 Glenn31

(Amy) : O_O

12:21 Lettucecow

(billy) *shoots amy, iut starts shooting cheese

12:21 Glenn31

(Amy) : *backflips out of the way*

12:21 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : *Grabs the minigun*

12:21 Lettucecow

(billy) CHEESE GUN!!!!

12:21 Glenn31

(Amy) : *looks at the monitor*  D:
(Amy) : Ew ew ew ew ew

12:21 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Hit's Billy over the head with it*

12:21 Lettucecow

(billy)  D:

12:21 Glenn31

(amy) : Scott's like, just out of the shower *turns off deh screen*  (Sick)

12:21 Lettucecow

(billy) *gets knocked out*
(vin) Lolno

12:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Okay, if I don't get to kill someone in the next 3 minutes I'm gonna burst.

12:22 Lettucecow

(vin) we all saw you just snap that pic

12:22 Glenn31

(Amy) : Ugh, Kill Ma

Max*

(Max) : What?!

12:22 Lettucecow

(cody) you know you love it

12:22 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : YEY! *Grabs Max* Hello.

12:22 Glenn31

(Amy) : *ties him to one of Jared's creepy torture devices*
(Max) : Don't hurt me, Mister

12:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Okay, here's how this works
(jared) : This electric chair will shock you if you don't push the button next to you.

12:23 Glenn31

(Max) : *pushes the button*

12:23 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : ...But that button will release two chainsaws that will cut your arms off.
  • Chainsaws le cut his arms off*

12:23 Glenn31

(Max) : O_O

12:24 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Good listening skills.

12:24 Glenn31

(Max) : *he retracts his arms into his belly because his weird shape allows that*

12:24 Lettucecow

(felix) ...

12:24 Glenn31

(Amy) : *unties Max* I just remembered, I need him to make me dinner

12:24 Lettucecow

(felix) Hes so stupid...He doesn't have to abide by the the laws of physics..

12:24 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Ugh, fine.

12:24 Glenn31

(Amy) : I'll be back in a minute with new blood

12:24 Lettucecow

(felix) ...I am in awe.

12:25 Glenn31

(Amy) : *walks back in a minute later with Skipp*
(Amy) : *Tosses him over to Jared* Knock yourself out

12:25 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : He's my secretary, soooooo

12:25 Glenn31

(Amy) : Ugh, what about Cooper?

12:25 Lettucecow Skipp: Didn't you fire me 12:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Yes. *Pushes Skipp out the window*
(Jared) : Whatever I'll go kill a random person *Leaves*

12:26 Glenn31

(Amy) :  (wave)
(Amy) : *locks the door from the inside when Jared leaves*

12:26 Lettucecow skipp: *lands in the same garbage truck, that then swerves out of control, and skipp falls into the sewers* 12:26 Glenn31

(Amy) : *holds out a box* Drop all your weapons in here plz

12:27 Lettucecow

(felix) Excuse me

12:27 Glenn31

(Amy) : Did I stutter?

12:27 Lettucecow

(felix) But, your not the boss in this operation.

12:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Kicks the door down while dragging in two mutilated corpses*

12:27 Glenn31

(Amy) :  :I

12:27 Lettucecow

(felix) Oh dear.

12:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : HERE'S JARRY!

12:27 Glenn31

(Amy) : This is a box  (derp)

12:27 Lettucecow

(billy) *wakes up*

12:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Throws the corpses at Amy* SANTA BARES GIFTS!

12:28 Glenn31

(Amy) : Thanks, I'll take these for experimenting
(Amy) : *leaves with deh corpses* Night

12:28 Lettucecow

(billy) Only about 0.9% of murders involve mutilating bodies.

12:28 Glenn31

  • At Scott's mansion the next morning*

12:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Epic le yawn*
(Scott) : *Makin coffee*

12:29 Glenn31

(Amy) : *jumps through Scott's window* GOOOOOD MORNING!  (:D)

12:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Doesn't even look at her* Leave.

12:30 Lettucecow

(leonard) *playing D&D with harold*

12:30 Glenn31

(Amy) : I brought gifts  ;(

12:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Turns on the TV*
(Scott) : Whatever. *Flipping channels*

12:30 Lettucecow

(leonard) *bows* Hello fair goblin king, or queen, can't telll

12:30 Glenn31

(Amy) : *on a commercial on TV* HERE AT AMYCO, WE PRIDE OURSELVES IN WEAPONRY  (DERP)

12:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Changes and the Jared and Co. theme is on*
(Scott) : *Changes again*

12:31 Glenn31

(Amy) : *unwraps Leonard's gift, it's a fly swatter, slaps Leonard with it*

12:31 Lettucecow

(leonard)  D:

12:31 Glenn31

(Amy) : It's 8:30, do you two live here or something?

12:31 Lettucecow

(harold) We all live here

12:31 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Sadly they won't leave.

12:31 Lettucecow

(leonard) Didn't you watch the last 4 of these?

12:31 Glenn31

(Amy) : No

12:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Fourth wall Leo.

12:32 Glenn31

(Amy) : Why don't I live here? I'm a main character  D:

12:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Because no one likes you.

12:32 Lettucecow

(leonard) HIEL GOBLIN QUEEN

12:32 Glenn31

(Amy) : Then why do you sleep with a picture of me under your pillow? *covers her mouth* Whoops

12:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : 0-0

12:32 Lettucecow

(harold) *bows and offers worms* Goblins love these

12:33 Glenn31

(Amy) : Um....

12:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Shakes it off and watches the news*

12:33 Glenn31

(Amy) : *literally knees Harold in the face* SHUT UP!

12:33 Lettucecow

(harold) SORRY GOBLIN KING, YOU LOOK GENDERLESS
(LEONARD) *chuckles*

12:33 Glenn31

(Amy) : I will mutilate you both
(Amy) : *takes Leonard's D&D book and shreds it*  (Derp)

12:34 The Villainous Vulture TV: And that's the story about Bianco Moretti's most recent crimes. In other news, two people we're murdered and mutilated last night and found in an abandoned warehouse

(Scott) : Oh lovely.

12:34 Glenn31

(Amy) : Awww, how sad

12:34 Lettucecow

(harold) .....

12:34 Glenn31

(Amy) : Hey, where are the others?

12:34 Lettucecow

(leonard) Our book...

12:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Probably sleeping

12:34 Lettucecow

(leonard)  (twitch)

12:35 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *makes a hole in the ceiling and jumps down* Good morning friends!  :D
(Amy) : Of course, someone like Bianca would be a morning person

12:35 Lettucecow

(LEONARD) KILL THIS PSYCHO BITCH WHORE!

12:35 The Villainous Vulture

  • A grenade flies through the window*

12:35 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *pops out of Scott's pants and yawns* That was a nice sleep
(Amy) :  D:

12:35 Lettucecow

(leonard) Nevemind,

12:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : WHAT THE-  (Stop) KABLAMO  (stop)

12:36 Lettucecow

(harold) *ahem* INVADING ORCS!
  • they GTFO

12:36 Glenn31

(Amy) : *sitting on the couch paying no attention*

12:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Walks in* HELLO VICTIMS

12:36 Lettucecow

(LEONARD) INVADING ORCS!

12:36 Glenn31

(Amy) :  (twitch)

12:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Lifts up his chaingun*

12:36 Glenn31

(Amy) : Ugh, you know what

12:36 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : GET IN HERE MORONS!

12:36 Glenn31

(Amy) : Don't kill them, just... lock them up in your van, k?

12:36 Lettucecow

(billy) Hello simpletons. *gets out his cheese minigun*

12:36 Glenn31

(Zoey) : Excuse me?

12:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : What?!

12:37 Lettucecow

(felix) *2 laser guns spring out of backpack*

12:37 Glenn31

(Amy) : Jared, load them into the van and take them to the warehouse
(Amy) : Oh.. I organised this

12:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Sigh* Fine.

12:37 Lettucecow

(vin) *gets out shotgun* Aw..

12:37 Glenn31

(Amy) : Anyway, are you free for the rest of the week?

12:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Screw you *Gets hit over the head*

12:37 Glenn31

(Amy) : I plan on holding you all hostage

12:37 Lettucecow

(cody) Can we kill them, please?

12:37 Glenn31

(Amy) : Patience, Cody

12:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Yuppers, Amy

12:37 Glenn31

(Amy) : Take them to *takes out a map* This abandoned warehouse

12:38 Lettucecow

(cody) *draws duel pistol* Shut it missy.

12:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Okie Dokie.

12:38 Lettucecow

(cody) or gentlemen

12:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Shoves them in the van and hops in* COME ON GUYS!

12:38 Lettucecow

(cody) I really can't tell with you
  • they get in the van*

12:38 Glenn31

(Amy) : *gets in Scott's ferrari and follows behind*

12:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Okay guys, what Amy doesn't know is that we're gonna kill her and everyone else at the end of this, so DON'T TELL HER.

12:39 Glenn31

(Brianna) : *wakes up in her bedroom and notices the front wall is gone* Did I miss something?

12:39 The Villainous Vulture

(Stop) At the warehouse  (Stop)
(Jared) : Alrighty
(Jared) : *Takes out the bitches from the Van*

12:39 Glenn31

(Amy) : *gets out of the car and unlocks the door, revealing that the Warehouse is a seriously pimped out lab or something*

12:40 Lettucecow

(leonard) *muffled by a gag when being unloaded foromt he van*INVADING OCS INVADING ORCS!

12:40 Glenn31

(Amy) : Put them all in that cage, except Scott. Tie him to that thingy there

12:40 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared): *Ties Scott to the thingy* So what is this thing anyway

12:41 Glenn31

(Amy) : *presses a button and the floor under Scott opens up to reveal a shark tank* That

12:41 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

12:41 Glenn31

(Amy) : *lowers Scott down so he's dangling over deh tank*

12:41 Lettucecow

(billy) How cliche

12:41 Glenn31

(Amy) : They're venomous sharks  (derp)

12:41 Lettucecow

(billy) will we have to work with this nonsensical hooligan much longer>

12:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Wakes up* FUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUK
(Jared) : Not too much longer, Richard.

12:42 Lettucecow

(billy) I dare say, whos' richard

12:42 Glenn31

(Amy) : *points to the platform above the cave* Jared and friends, stand up there

12:42 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : No thanks, we'll stay here.

12:42 Lettucecow

(vin) Yeah

12:42 Glenn31

(Amy) : Get up there now  (Frage)

12:42 Lettucecow

(cody) *cracks knuckles*

12:42 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : In fact...
(jared) : I fear our business is done, miss.

12:42 Glenn31

(Amy) : Is it?

12:43 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Grabs his pistols* Yes, it is.

12:43 Lettucecow

(vin) Your gonna have some serious brain damage
(vin) *gets out shotgun*

12:43 Glenn31

(Amy) : I was afraid you'd say that *presses a button and the floor opens under Jared and Co and they fall into the shark tank*

12:43 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : ARGH!

12:43 Lettucecow

(felix) *robotic arms grab onto the cieling and hold everyone up*

Lettucecow

(felix) Technology miss.

12:43 Glenn31

(Amy) : Venomous sharks

12:43 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : Heh heh

12:43 Lettucecow

(felix) *turn to jared* What is it?

12:44 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Jumps down to the ground* Good one though Amy, we'll keep helpin ya just for that

12:44 Glenn31

(Amy) : Thankyu c:
(Amy) : Anyway
(Amy) : *lowers Scott down* What's your safe combination, Scott?  (Die)

12:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : 7-7-7-7!

12:45 Glenn31

(Amy) : Good thing Max and Scarlett brought it here last night
(Max) : *carries the safe out and puts it in front of Amy*
(Amy) : *puts in the code and nothing happens*
(Amy) :  >:/

12:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Heh heh

12:45 Glenn31

(Amy) : *lowers Scott a few cm*

12:45 Lettucecow

(Leonard) *while gagged and looking at max* HOBBIT!

12:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : 0-0

12:45 Glenn31

(Amy) : Care to answer again?

12:46 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : 4-6-9-8

12:46 Glenn31

(Amy) : *types in the code*
(Amy) : Nope

12:46 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : 0-0

12:46 Glenn31

(Amy) : *pulls Scott back up* I have a better idea

12:46 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Thank god.

12:46 Glenn31

(Amy) : SCARLETT!
(Scarlett) : *lifts up the cage with everyone else in it with a crane and dangles it above the shark tank*
(Amy) : This time, Scott. It isn't your life that's at risk
(Amy) : It's theirs

12:47 Lettucecow

(Leonard) THE GOBLIN MAN-LADY AND THE HOBBIT ARE INVADING! Help us king scott!

12:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Fine. It's 6-4-9-0

12:47 Glenn31

(Amy) : *puts in deh code and it opens* Thanks c:

12:47 Lettucecow

(harold) Thank god.

12:48 Glenn31

(Amy) : Drop them, Scarlett
(Scarlett) : *drops the cage into the shark tank*

12:48 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

12:48 Lettucecow leonard) Wait-what 12:48 Glenn31

(Amy) : The sharks can't get you just yet

12:48 Lettucecow

(leonard) EVIL GOBLIN MAN LADY

12:48 Glenn31

(Amy) : But the water is slightly acidic, so give it an hour or so

12:49 Lettucecow

(leonard) *the acidic water disintagrates his fake beard off*
(leonard)  D:
(Harold) GOSH!

12:49 Glenn31

(Amy) : Now Scarlett, get the rest of our friends into the shark tank

12:49 Lettucecow

(vin) Hm?

12:49 Glenn31

(Max) : *jams a screwdriver into Felix's backpack and it breaks*

12:49 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Swinging around the rope that's attached to the cage* Life or death stakes! Tensiony drama! WHO WILL PREVEIL!

12:50 Lettucecow

(felix) ...

12:50 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : MISSED ME FATTY! AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

12:50 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *lifts up Scott with the crane and dumps him into the cage*

12:50 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Argh!

12:50 Lettucecow

(fELIX) *gets angry* YOU HOBBIT!
(FELIX) *grabs him by the collar and shoots him with a laser gun*

12:50 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Still swinging* I hope you realize I'm still here.

12:50 Glenn31

  • the floor under Jared and Co tilts and they ll slide into the cage*

12:50 Lettucecow

(felix) Please don't mess with me contrap-Oh dar.

12:51 Glenn31

(Amy) : Now then, how will we kill YOU Jared? >:3

12:51 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : As much as I'd love that

12:51 Lettucecow

(Billy) I daresay this has taken a frightning turn, hm
(cody) ****

12:51 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Jumps to the floor*

12:51 Lettucecow

(vin) *throws his shotgun to jared*

12:51 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Puts his arm around Amy's shoulder* You can't kill me.
(jared) : *Grabs the gun with his other hand*
(jared) : *Cartwheels away from her*

12:52 Lettucecow

(vin) GET THE SLEEZEBAG

12:52 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Pumps it* Pumpitty pump pump... pump pump!
(Jared) : What do you want on your grave stone?

12:53 Lettucecow

(felix) *Holding on with one hand trying to fix his backpack* Messing up my machinary was rather uncalled for.

12:53 Glenn31

(Amy) : *opens trap door under Jared*  (troll)

12:53 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : *Jumps over to Amy* Nope.

12:53 Glenn31

  • Felix's backpack gets splashed by the water*

12:53 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : Last time I checked, I'm smarter than you.

12:53 Glenn31

(Amy) : Oh

12:53 Lettucecow

(felix) *gets zapped* Oh! ow! EEE!!!

12:53 Glenn31

(Amy) : Where's your gun gone? *is le holding it*

12:53 Lettucecow

(felix) Ow.

12:54 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : I don't need a gun to kill you. Those two people I killed yesterday were mutilated by my bare hands!

12:54 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *swings the crane at Jared and it hits him*

12:54 Lettucecow

(felix) Alright.

12:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Grabs the crane and swings with it* AHAHAHAHAHA

12:54 Glenn31

(Amy) :  (Twitch)
(Amy) : *the crane hits her*

12:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *When it swings back to Scarlett, he jumps off and pushes her out of the crane* ALL YOUR CRANE BELONG TO US

12:55 Glenn31

(Amy) :  (derp) Daydream believe and a homecoming queen...  (derp) *faints*

12:55 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : *Uses the crane to lift the cage out*

12:55 Lettucecow

(felix) They short circuited my backpack! That was uncalled for.

12:55 Glenn31

(Max) : Drats! foiled again! *throws a smokebomb down, but is still there, coughing as it clears*

12:55 Lettucecow

(billy) It was elementary my dear felix

12:55 Glenn31

  • the crane swings back and hits Billy*

12:55 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Hey idiots, I was the one who saved you!

12:56 Glenn31

(Bianca) : But we don't like you c:

12:56 Lettucecow

(billy) * it hits him and he reverts to normal*

12:56 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : Whatever.

12:56 Lettucecow

(billy) *starts eating the crane*

12:56 Glenn31

(Amy) : *lying on the ground, drooling and dazed*

12:56 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : *jumps down and grabs Max by the head with one of his hands and Scarlett by the throat in the other*

12:56 Lettucecow

(vin) *climbs up and helps cody and felix up*

12:56 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Wh-what did I do?

12:57 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Tried to crane me.

12:57 Lettucecow

(vin) *grabs a shotgun form the floor and points it at amy* I'm gonna enjoy this.

12:57 Glenn31

(Max) : And me?

12:57 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : You existed. *Throws them in the shark tank*

12:57 Glenn31

(Max) :  D:

12:57 Lettucecow

(VIN) *pumps the shotgun*

12:57 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : *Grabs the gun from Vin* This is my job.

12:57 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *grabs onto the crane and swings out the window*

12:57 Lettucecow

(vin) Fine.

12:57 Glenn31

(Max) : WHAT ABOUT ME!!?!?!

12:57 Lettucecow

(vin) *snaps max's neck*

12:57 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : *Shoots Amy's knees*

12:57 Lettucecow

(vin) There we go

12:57 Glenn31

(Max) : X_X

12:57 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : There.
(Jared) : That's all she's getting. *Walks back to the others, leaving Amy there*

12:58 Lettucecow

(VIN) WAIT! HE HAS NO NECK! D:

Lettucecow

(billy) *eating the crane*

12:59 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *climbs out of the cage* One normal day.... can we just have one normal day?

12:59 Lettucecow

(leonard) We have vanquished the invading orcs!
(harold) YEAH!

1:00 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Nope.

1:00 Glenn31

(Bianca) : And the invading orcs have vanquished your facial hair  (troll)

1:00 Lettucecow

(Leonard) My mom made this beard!

1:00 Glenn31 She just arrived? :3 1:00 The Villainous Vulture I'll edit it. 1:00 Glenn31 mhm

(Zoey) : *climbs back into Scott's pants and takes a nap* c:

1:01 Lettucecow

(vin) Now, where were we?

1:01 The Villainous Vulture

(scott) : *Throws her out* Nope.
(jared) : We were leaving.

1:01 Lettucecow

(vin) We're not gonna kill em?
(cody) Aw..
(billy)  (derp)

1:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : We'll get em in due time.
(Jared) : Let's go guys.

1:02 Lettucecow

(felix) I need to fix my machinery! I'll get started on that exosuit for him
  • they leave*

1:02 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *is covered in suspicious ginger hairs* :3

1:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) and the others leave*

1:02 Glenn31

  • A few hours later, in an underwater mental hospital*
(Amy) : *being dragged by two guys down a hallway* No Mr. Cookie Monster, I left the pancakes at home  (Derp)

Guard: *throws Amy into a padded cell* Nutcase... 1:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Jason) : *Watching Amy with a camera* Good job Amy, you've played your part. But now it's time for someone else to be of use to me.

(Stop) Epic le end (Stop)

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