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(Don) : Last time on The Ridonculous Race
(Don) : We unleashed our teams on a dramatic horse race in Mongolia
(Don) : Some rode their horses well
(Don) : Others rode their partners well...
(Don) : But in the end, Vin and Billy came 1st place
(Don) : But the problem was
(Don) : They didn't arrive with their horse!
(Don) : So they were dishonorably discharged, and Owen and Scott claimed first class
(Don) : What do we have in store today?
(Don) : Find out right now on
(Don) : The Ridonculous Race!
(music) INTRO  (music)
(stop) TALK  (stop)
(Sugar) : I can't believe that angry emo guy got disquallified

10:26 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *In first class* It's good to be away from the cliques.

10:26 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft

10:26 Glenn31

(Owen) : *getting a massage* Ooh yeah
(Amy) : Hey Dave, it sure does suck to lose two of your allies

10:27 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Ye

10:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Reading* Can you go away?

10:27 Glenn31

(Amy) : Nah, I feel like rubbing it in

10:27 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *jogs away*  (Derp)

10:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Im trying to read here, something you can't do.
(Dave) : So please, leave me be.

10:28 Glenn31

(Amy) : Y'know, if you weren't such a major jerk, you might've been lucky enough to have Zoey and me as your allies

10:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Oh I'm sure
(Dave) : Because you totally don't hate my guts or anything of the like

10:28 Glenn31

(Amy) : Oh well, I guess my brains and beauty, and Zoey's anger issues can help elsewhere

10:29 Lettucecow back 10:29 Glenn31 howdy 10:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Says the one who can't read.

10:29 Glenn31

(Amy) : I can so read!
(Amy) : I just have better things to do to spent my time

10:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Sure you can...

10:30 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : -.- The horses smelled like shit...

10:30 Glenn31

(Amy) : *takes Dave's book and tosses it away somewhere* Lighten up a bit, you're on a sort of vacation

10:30 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Meh. It was nothing.

10:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Just because you can't read doesn't mean everyone else doesn't like books.

10:30 Lettucecow Skipp: *sits next to dave starts drinking an energy drink*

  • (skipp)

10:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Grabs it* I happen to like reading

10:30 Glenn31

(Amy) : I happen to like getting mani-pedis but I guess we can't all have what we want

10:31 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : You know what I happen to like? You shutting up.

10:31 Glenn31

(Amy) : Rude

10:31 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : So please, go back to your "Friends" over there and leave us alone.

10:31 Glenn31

(Sugar) : *throws a banana at Amy* Yeah! Scram skinny girl!
(Amy) : *ducks and it hits Dave*

10:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : OW!

10:32 Glenn31

(Sugar) : It was amy!  :I

10:32 Lettucecow

(cody) We're surrounded by retards.

10:32 TrueCobalion

(jo) : *pops out of nowhere* You can say that again... Pfft

10:32 Glenn31

(Amy) : ...
(Amy) :  ;( How could you say that!?
(Amy) : ASHSAFHESJDFHDSJN *runs off crying like fuck*

10:33 Lettucecow

(cody) ...

10:33 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : ...

10:33 Lettucecow

(cody) *bursts out laughing*

10:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Reading still* Touchy.

10:33 Lettucecow

(cody) WOW.

10:33 Glenn31

(Sugar) : HAHA! YOU MADE THE UGLY GIRL CRY!

10:33 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : That WAS kinda funny

10:33 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf* Oh, I wasn't really offended. I've been called worse. But I needed to make a certain someone think they were getting to me
(Amy) : *runs up to First Class crying like a bitch* SCOOOOOTTTT!
(Owen) : *jumps up from his massage* GREAT ALEXANDER THE GREAT!

10:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Conf* I was allies with Amy in TDPI, I know when she's faking.
(Scott) : What?

10:34 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *humming and shit*

10:34 Lettucecow

(skipp) IT'SKINDASADRIGHTDAVE?

10:34 Glenn31

(Amy) : *stutteting* C-c-c-cody said mean stuff about me and I *throws herself on Scott* It was just so meeeeean  ;(

10:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : -_-
(Scott) : Amy it's really obvious you're trying to get me to join your little group

10:35 Glenn31

(Amy) :Y-you're not gonna let somebody talk to your *le sniffle* girlfriend like that

10:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Drops her* Fine

10:35 Glenn31

(Amy) : What?! Is that what you think this is about!? You know I'm emotionally weak Scott *starts crying into his chest and stuff*

10:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Walks into geh class*

10:36 Glenn31 lul 10:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Hey Cody

10:36 Lettucecow

(cody) ey scott

10:36 Glenn31

(Amy) : *le smurk*

10:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Hits him in the face*

10:36 Lettucecow

(cody) OW!

10:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Walks back to first class* Not joining your alliance though.

10:36 Lettucecow

(cody) jeez, what was THAT for?

10:36 Glenn31

(Amy) : Oh, and you should have HEARD the stuff they said about...
(Amy) : Zoey.

10:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : I really don't care.
(Scott) : *Sits back down*

10:37 Lettucecow

(cody) what is that guys PROBLEM?

10:37 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Ooh. Burn *eases back into her seat*

10:37 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf* *le fist pump thing* Yess! He's over her
(Amy) : Well, thanks for that
(Amy) : B-bye;.. *leaves*
(Owen) : What did you do man?

10:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Hit Cody in the face

10:37 Glenn31

(Owen) : It was only because you had to wasn't it?

10:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Yep

10:38 Glenn31

(Owen) : I mean, I'm no expert

10:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Cody's pretty cool

10:38 Glenn31

(Owen) : But you and Amy don't seem to be very well....
(Owen) : In love

10:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Plus it's obvious she was just trying to lure us into their little alliance
(Scott) : *Shrugs* Meh
(Scott) : We had a little thing on the island but there's not really many sparks

10:38 Glenn31

(Owen) : But what about when you two made out in that bush?

10:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Blue harvest moon

10:38 Glenn31

(Owen) : Oh

10:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : We were both *Gags* Lovey dovey.

10:39 Glenn31

(Owen) : Soooo
(Owen) : >_>
(Owen) : <_<

10:39 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *conf* This is getting good...  :/

10:39 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : What?

10:39 Glenn31

(Owen) : You're still into Zoey aren't you? >:3

10:39 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Casually eats a cookie* Not really

10:39 Glenn31

(Owen) : She scares me

10:39 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : She started to get annoying by the end of it
(Scott) : Plus she broke up with me for MIKE, I mean come on
(Scott) : That's just low

10:40 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *from downstairs* DON'T FUCKING TOUCH MY FUCKING FLOWER AGAIN CODY! OR ELSE YOU'LL BE THE ONE HANGING FROM THE LANDING GEAR INSTEAD OF THE TWINS! *smashing noises*

10:40 Lettucecow

(CODY) OW! WHAT DID I DO? WHAT DID I DO?

10:40 Glenn31

(Owen) : I thought she was never into Mike

10:40 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : I mean I'd be lying if I said I didn't like her feisty attitude
(Scott) : But what's done is done

10:40 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* Jared...do you think people are looking for REASONS to beat me up?

10:40 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : ...

10:41 Lettucecow

(cody) or do they just hate us? 

10:41 Glenn31

(Zoey) : UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH! *launches Cody through the first class door*

10:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I think they just don't like you
(Scott) : Oh hey Cody

10:41 Lettucecow

(cody) ah.

10:41 Glenn31

(Owen) : Flower?

10:41 Lettucecow

(cody) *smacks into owen*

10:41 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Dayuuuuuuummm... *jawdrop*

10:41 Lettucecow

(cody) Ow...

10:41 Glenn31

(Zoey) : IF ANYONE
(Zoey) : TOUCHES

10:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Tosses Cody a cookie* Here

10:41 Glenn31

(Zoey) : MY FUCKING FLOWER AGAIN

10:41 Lettucecow

(cody) Zoey just started beating me for no reason

10:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Sorry about the punch

10:41 Lettucecow

(cody) also why did you punch me in the face?

10:41 Glenn31

(Zoey) : I WILL PERSONALLY HANG YOU FROM THE PLANE DOORS WITH A STICK

10:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Amy was trying to manipulate me so I had to do SOMETHING

10:42 Lettucecow

(cody) oh
(cody) wait...
(cody) was she too stupid to understand I was talking about SUGAR?

10:42 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : I don't even know WHAT you said
(Scott) : So maybe?

10:42 Lettucecow

(cody) I said I'm surrounded by retards.

10:42 Glenn31

(Zoey) : JO FOR GOD'S FUCKING SAKE YOU SMELL LIKE LITERAL SHIT GO SIT SOMEWHERE ELSE!

10:42 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Oh

10:42 Lettucecow

(cody) sugar was next to me -.-

10:43 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Fine jesus fucking christ *gets out of her seat and moves away from Zoey as far as possible*

10:43 Glenn31

  • a hatch opens in the middle of the aisle*

10:43 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : What the fuck

10:43 Lettucecow

(jay) *falls out of it*

10:43 Glenn31

(Don) : Attention teams! Report to the cargo hold to prepare for the next challenge!

10:43 Lettucecow

(jay) ouch.

10:43 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *jumps into the hold*

10:43 Glenn31

(Amy) : *goes down*

10:43 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *jumps in af*

10:43 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *Goes down*

10:43 The Villainous Vulture

  • My bitches go there tbh*

10:43 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *goes in*

10:44 Lettucecow

  • same*

10:44 Glenn31

(Owen) : *gets stuck*
(Owen) : Um.
(Owen) : Little help?

10:44 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Owen you need to lose weight

10:44 Glenn31

(Zoey) :  >:/
(Zoey) : *literally jumps on Owen*
(Owen) : IHESUAEHUFRGOJTHKEOWKRJFGI *lands on Dave*

10:44 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Thank *jumps in and lands on Owen*

10:44 Lettucecow

(skipp) *tries pushing owen off dave* HESTOOFAT.

10:44 Glenn31

(Owen) : *le fart*

10:44 The Villainous Vulture

(dave) : ANHGSDFHSJGDFVHSDG
(Dave) : MY. SPINE.

10:45 Glenn31

(Emma) : *chuckles*

10:45 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Lol

10:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Conf* *In a fetal position* ........

10:45 Glenn31

(Don) : Who here likes skydiving?

10:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Meh

10:45 Lettucecow

(skipp) IDO!

10:45 Glenn31

(Amy) : Don I swear to fuck if you-

10:45 Lettucecow

(skipp) IT'SAGOODADRELINERUSH

10:45 Glenn31

  • the floor is one giant trap door. It opens*

10:45 Lettucecow

(felix) .....

10:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

10:45 Lettucecow

(felix) mommy.

10:45 Glenn31

(Amy) : ASHJIDFOGOJHJDSKLOFJ

10:46 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : AT LEAST OWEN'S NOT ON ME ANYMORE 

10:46 Lettucecow

(cody) well this is great.

10:46 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Flailing around* NJSBHGDJSHGDHSJAHBVFGDJSHDGFE

10:46 Lettucecow

(mickey) *gets eaten by a bird*

10:46 Glenn31

(Ellody) : *casually falling* Based on our altitude and the ocean below, we should survive

10:46 Lettucecow

(jay) OH COME ON

10:46 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Fuck!

10:46 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Conf* Let's get something straight, I'm not afraid of heights
(Scott) : *Conf* I am however afraid of the floor suddenly giving way

10:46 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : We're going to die Nerdbrain

10:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Hangs onto Brick* WE'RE GOING TO DIE

10:47 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *flipping* I can't stop spiiiiining!!1

10:47 Glenn31

(Amy) : *looking around* I don't see anything, just these boats
(Sugar) : Where are we?
(Scarlett) : *gets onto a boat*

10:47 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Scott wtf are you doing

10:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets in one*

10:47 Lettucecow

(felix) *shaking in a fetal position(*

10:47 TrueCobalion

  • all my bitches get in boat af*

10:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Lets go when they land* I was surprised okay?! 

10:47 Glenn31

(Don) : Welcome to Manila!

10:47 Lettucecow

(felix) I just saw my life flash before my eyes scarlett.

10:47 Glenn31

(Amy) : Um
(Amy) : Where exactly IS Manila?

10:48 Lettucecow

(cody) ......

10:48 Glenn31

(Don) : About 12 miles due west

10:48 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Fuck you don

10:48 Glenn31

(Amy) : My hair. Is very. Fucking. Wet.

10:48 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft

10:48 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Laughs at Amy*

10:48 Glenn31

(Zoey) : DON I WILL PERSONALLY RIP YOU TO PIECES
(Bianca) : Pfft
(Brianna) : *bald*

10:49 The Villainous Vulture

(Bianca) : *Pulls a tree out of nowhere and throws it at Don*

10:49 Glenn31

(Don) : *appears on a jetpack*

nu bitch 10:49 The Villainous Vulture yaas 10:49 Glenn31

(Don) : Today's challenge is very simple
(Don) : A 20 miles race to the airport we were supposed to land at
(Amy) : I hate this show *wringing out her hair*
(Don) : The first leg of the race is a 12 mile boat race from here to the harbor in Manila

10:51 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Maybe you should go bald like Brianna over there *Points to Brianna*

10:51 Glenn31

(Don) : Each of you has been given an old rowboat
(Don) : Whether or not the oars snap eventually is up for debate
(Amy) : -_-
(Don) : Owen and Scott, your advantage for winning the last challenge
(Don) : Is this compass  :D *tosses them a compass*
(Owen) : Ooooh, compassy  :D

10:52 Lettucecow

(cody) *nudges jared* This should be easy, we just need to follow scott

10:52 Glenn31

(Don) : Oh, and this speedboat

10:52 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Fuck

10:53 Glenn31

  • a speedboat parachutes down from the plane*
(Owen) : AWESOME!
(Amy) : Good luck following them now you two

10:53 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *smashes fist through a part of the boat* IT'S ON!

10:53 Lettucecow

(cody) Jared, we need to beat amy.

10:53 Glenn31

(Emma) : *nudges Kitty and points at the oars sitting behind Dave and Skipp*
(Kitty) : Huh?
(Kitty) : Oh!
(Kitty) : *quietly gets into the water and swims over to Dave's boat*  :I

10:54 Lettucecow

(skipp) HEYDAVEWESHOULDGETHEOARS

10:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Shrugs* Mkay

10:54 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *knocks the oars off*
(Kitty) :  (Troll) *swims back*

10:54 Lettucecow

(SKIPP) UM...DAVEWHEREARETHEY>

10:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Hmph. *Swims beneath the water and grabs them*

10:54 Lettucecow

(skipp) OHOKAY

10:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Gonna take more than that Kitty

10:55 Glenn31

(Emma) :>;?

^ that 10:55 The Villainous Vulture lol 10:55 TrueCobalion Looks like a mutant emoji 10:55 Glenn31 It's the face of anger and also confusion 10:55 Lettucecow

(mickey) *a bird perches on jay's boat and spits mickey out*

10:55 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Maybe you should come up with a plan instead of your idiot sister

10:55 Lettucecow

(jay) 'bout time.

10:55 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Your plans might actually WORK

10:55 Glenn31

(Don) : Once you reach the shore
(Don) : You'll need to make your way to the airport
(Don) : Public Transport includes train, bus and taxi
(Don) : The winner gets an advantage in the next race

10:56 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Hot

10:56 Glenn31

(Don) : And also first class tickets there
(Owen) : *revs the speedboat engine*
(Don) : The losers
(Don) : Will be cast adrift

10:57 The Villainous Vulture Dave): ...What?

(Dave) *

10:57 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : The losers... DIE!?

10:57 Glenn31

(Don) : It's a long row back to Canada

10:57 Lettucecow

(cody) ....
(cody) lets not lose.

10:57 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Don I like your taste

10:57 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Agreed

10:57 Glenn31

(Amy) : *slaps Zoey* If you lose you're doing all the rowing back home
(Zoey) : DON'T FUCKING SLAP ME YOU BLONDE WHORE! *hits Amy with her oar*
(Amy) : *KO'd*
(Zoey) : Oops  :I

10:58 Lettucecow

(cody) AHAHAHA

10:58 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Heh

10:58 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* I should have gotten that on recording!
(cody) *conf* OH WAIT. I DID.

10:58 Glenn31

(Don) : GO!

10:58 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Rowing af*

10:58 Lettucecow

(cody) *rowing*

10:58 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Rows hard tbh*

10:58 Glenn31

(Emma) : It's Rowin' Time
(Kitty) : Rowin' Time Rowin' Time

10:59 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *rows fast* URRRRGH@!1
(Brick) : Jo calm down you'll break the oars

10:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Hits Emma with an oar*

10:59 Lettucecow

(skipp) *rowing so fast his arms are a blur* OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMG

10:59 Glenn31

(Owen) : *starts the boat like a mofo and speeds off*

10:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : SHUT UP!

10:59 Glenn31

(Emma) : OW!

10:59 Lettucecow

(cody) SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UP

10:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : LATER LOSERS!

10:59 Lettucecow

(cody) Your singing is terrible.

10:59 Glenn31

(Zoey) ; *doing all the rowing because Amy is casually unconscious*

10:59 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *swims past Emma and Kitty* Bye ya shitfaces

wait fuck i messed it up 11:00 Glenn31

(Mary) : *rowin' af*

11:00 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *rows past Emma and Kitty*

better 11:00 Glenn31

(Ellody) : *hits Dave with her oar*

11:00 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Casually ducks*

11:00 Lettucecow

(felix) It's really hot here..

11:00 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Really?

11:00 Lettucecow

(skipp) *sanic rows away*

11:00 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : I know, right?

11:00 Lettucecow

(skipp) TOVICTORYDAVE!!!!!!!!!

11:01 Glenn31

(Don) : Oh and I forgot to mention
(Don) : Equipped on Team Bromance's speedboat

11:01 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *tries to whack Skipp with an oar* HOLD STILL YOU FUCKER

11:01 Glenn31

(Don) : A state of the art gull cannon!

11:01 Lettucecow

(skipp) NONONONONONONONO

11:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : YES!
(Scott) : *Mans that shit*

11:01 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : FUCK!!!

11:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Shooting at everyone*

11:01 Lettucecow

(cody) *ducks* HEY!

11:01 Glenn31

(Ellody) : r00d!

11:02 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Watch it! I thought we had an alliance!

11:02 Glenn31

(Owen) : Get Dave and Skipp!

11:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Good idea

11:02 Lettucecow

(felix) *gets smacked in the face with a gull*

11:02 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Get the sanic speedsters! *Rows*

11:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Shooting at them*

11:02 Lettucecow

(felix) Mommy.....*falls over*

11:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : AGH! *Gets hit*

11:02 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *is a little behind* Ugh! Wake up! *kicks Amy*
(Amy) : *wakes up* NO SCOTT ZOEY'S A WHORE!

11:02 Lettucecow

(skipp) *dodging* GOTTADOBETTERTHENTHAT

11:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Shoots Amy right when she gets up*
(Scott) : Oops...

11:02 Glenn31

(Amy) : *KO'd again*

11:03 Lettucecow (skip) *turbo rows away* 11:03 Glenn31

(Zoey) :  :/

11:03 Lettucecow

  • (skipp)

11:03 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Shoots a hole in Mary and Ellody's boat*

11:03 Glenn31

(Ellody) : Really?
(Mary) : Those are some strong gulls

11:03 Lettucecow

(cody) *passes mary and ellody* SUCKERS!

11:03 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Sorry  :/
(Dave) : *Weakly laughing at Mary and Ellody as he passes them*

11:03 Glenn31

(Mary) : *pulls a roll of duct tape from her pocket* Always prepared
(Mary) : *duct tapes that shit*

11:04 The Villainous Vulture

  • Another hole opens in the boat*

11:04 Glenn31 tf how 11:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Jesus

11:04 Lettucecow gulls? 11:04 The Villainous Vulture he shot it again 11:04 Glenn31

(Mary) : *moar duct tape*

11:04 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *rows past Mary's boat* Outta my way

11:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Actually hits Mary this time*

11:04 Glenn31

(Ellody) : *rows faster*

11:04 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Fuck this its too slow *rows very fast*

11:04 Lettucecow

(mickey) *gets shot in the face with a gull*

11:04 Glenn31

(Mary) : The square root of 84839.499 is... *faints*

11:04 Lettucecow

(jay) *facepalm*

11:04 Glenn31

(Ellody) : Oh come on!

11:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Pokes Ellody's face as he passes them*  (:D)

11:05 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Felix, lean at the front of the boat*

11:05 Lettucecow

(cody) CYA SUCKERS!
(felix) *stands up, gets hit with another gull, and passes out while falling off the boat*

11:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Shoots Scarlett and Cody in the face*

11:05 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : GAH! *ducks*

11:06 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : I'll help! *paddles with feet  :D

11:06 Lettucecow

(cody) HEY!

11:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : SORRY CODY!

11:06 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : WHO'S IDEA WAS THE CANNON?!
(Emma) : *sees a shark*

11:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Failing to shoot Skipp and Dave* ARGH!

11:06 Lettucecow

(skipp) AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

11:06 Glenn31

(Emma) : Hmm

11:06 Lettucecow

(skipp) WE'RETOOFASTFORYOU

11:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Oh look a shark

11:06 Glenn31

(Emma) : *bonks the shark on the nose*
(Fang) :  >:/
(Emma) : *punches him and a tooth falls out
(Fang) :  D:

11:07 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Look! A shrek!  (:D)

11:07 Glenn31

(Fang) : *tosses the tooth on Dave's boat*

^ 11:07 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft

11:07 Glenn31

(Emma) :*

11:07 The Villainous Vulture Lol 11:07 Lettucecow

(cody) which one is the shark?
(cody) they're both ugly

11:07 Glenn31

(Fang) :  >:/ *swims up to Dave's boat af*

11:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Picks it up* Oh hey, *Puts it in Fang's mouth*

11:07 Lettucecow

(skipp) .......

11:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Sorry about that buddy

11:07 Glenn31

(Fang) :  >:/

11:07 Lettucecow

(skipp) OHTHANKGOD

11:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Punches Fang on the noes with his oar* NOW GET LOST

11:07 Glenn31

(Fang) : *Bits a chunk out of their boat*

11:07 Lettucecow

(skipp) HEY!

11:07 The Villainous Vulture Nope, he got hit first :3 11:07 Glenn31 bitch let the shark be a shark 11:07 The Villainous Vulture Bitch no 11:07 Lettucecow

(skipp) *sanic rows away*

11:08 Glenn31

(Fang) : *chews up dat boat piece and swims away*
(Kitty) : Did that shark have legs?

11:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Shoots Kitty in the face with a gull*

11:08 Glenn31

(Kitty) : Mmmmph!

11:08 Lettucecow

(kitty) =  (pyro) ?

11:09 The Villainous Vulture lol 11:09 Glenn31

(Don) : Looks like Scott's out of ammo

11:09 The Villainous Vulture

(scott) : ARGH!

11:09 Glenn31

(Zoey) : Amy!
(Amy) : *wakes up again* WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ZOEY'S BREAST?!
(Amy) : ...
(Zoey) : ...
(Zoey) : Just...
(Zoey) : Row!
(Amy) : *rows*
(Izzy) : *sanic rows past Dave and Skipp*

11:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Hits Izzy on her way past them*

11:10 Lettucecow

(skipp) HEY! *sanic rows*

11:10 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *speeds past Amy* PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

11:10 Lettucecow

(skipp) THATSMYTHING

11:10 Glenn31

(Izzy) : *sanic rowing af*
(Sugar) : WOOHOO!

11:11 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *the oars break* FUCK!

11:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *His boat reaches shore just before Izzy tho*

11:11 Lettucecow

(skipp) *takes a can out of his pocket and throws square at izzy's face*

11:11 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *rows with hands* God damnit!

11:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : We made it!

11:11 Lettucecow

(skipp) YEAH! LETSGO!

11:11 Glenn31

(Don) :Dave and Skipp are the first to reach shore!
(Owen) : *reaches shore*

11:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Runs af*

11:11 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *her boat strikes the edge of the shore, causing them to fly into a building*

11:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Goes with Owen plz*

11:11 Lettucecow

(cody) *reaches shore*

11:11 Glenn31

(Owen) : *gets on a bus*

11:11 Lettucecow

(cody) COME ON JARED!

11:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Reaches shore and drags Cody with him*

11:11 Glenn31

(Emma) : *gets a taxi*
(Zoey) : GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR!

11:11 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *breaks out of building!*

11:12 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets in a taxi*

11:12 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *pushes driver out of taxi and floors it*

11:12 Lettucecow

(jay) * a shark pops out of the water and spits him and mickey out*

11:12 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *taxijacks Dave*

11:12 Lettucecow

(jay) *sigh*

11:12 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : I see the shore! *jumps off the boat and swims there with Trent

11:12 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Pushes Scarlett out* Nah

11:12 Glenn31

(Owen) : *farts on the bus*  :I

11:12 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Really Owen?

11:12 TrueCobalion Some random person : D: 11:12 Glenn31

(Owen) : Sorry

11:13 Lettucecow

(skipp) HEYDAVE

11:13 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Hm?

11:13 Lettucecow

(skipp) HOWDOWEKNOWHESGOINGTHERIGHTWAY

11:13 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *rams Dave's taxi off the road*

11:13 Lettucecow

(skipp) HEDOESN'TSPEAKENGLISH

11:13 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Umm charge through those buildings

11:13 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : OH COME ON!

11:13 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *rams through shittons of buildings doe*

11:13 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets out of the taxi and just runs*

11:13 Glenn31 Taxi man: *drives into the sea* D: 11:13 Lettucecow

(skipp) *takes dave and sanic speeds*

11:13 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : AHWGYFEBHDJHBFVRGRYEUHDS

11:14 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *breaking like 50 speed limits tbh*
(Don) : Amy and Zoey are in the lead! And the airport is closing in fast
(Zoey) : *speeds up af*

11:14 Lettucecow

(Skipp) *turbospeeds*

11:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : PASS EM SKIPP!

11:14 Lettucecow

(skipp) URFHUTRTBQIQIJN4QHGH

11:14 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *arrives*

11:14 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *rams through the airport doe*

11:14 Lettucecow

(skipp) *pases them*

11:14 Glenn31 tu late

:P

11:14 TrueCobalion fuck 11:14 Glenn31

(Don) : Amy and Zoey make it first!

11:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *gets there*

11:15 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *crashes into the check-in desk*

11:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Gets there with Cody*

11:15 Lettucecow

(cody) *gets there*

11:15 Glenn31

(Amy) : *gets out shaky and shit* Woo!
(Ellody) : *arrives*

11:15 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *arrives after long running* Trent! Come here... Trent?

11:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Gets there af*

11:15 Glenn31

(Emma) : *arrives*

11:15 Lettucecow

(jay) *arrives

11:15 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *arrives*

11:15 Lettucecow

(felix) *arrives*

11:15 Glenn31

(sugar) : *arrives*

11:15 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *crawling towards the airport* I'm coming GWEN!

11:15 Glenn31

(Owen) : *Gets off the bus*

11:15 Lettucecow

(felix) I think I have head stroke again scarlett.

11:15 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Almost...

11:15 Lettucecow

  • heat

lel

(felix) good thing we made it..

11:15 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Um..

11:16 TrueCobalion

  • all of a sudden people trample over Trent*

11:16 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *medicines Felix*

11:16 Lettucecow

(felix) *falls over*

11:16 TrueCobalion

(Trent) :  D:

11:16 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Drags Owen through tbh*

11:16 Glenn31

(Don) : Who's not here yet?

11:16 Lettucecow

(felix) I LIKE 3.14!
(felix) *passes out*

11:16 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Al... most..

11:16 Glenn31

(Don) : Jared and Cody have yet to make it. I don't know if it's just them

11:16 Lettucecow

(cody) we're here.

11:16 The Villainous Vulture -_- 11:16 Lettucecow

(cody) *facepalm

11:16 The Villainous Vulture They got there like, 3rd 11:16 Lettucecow 5th actually 11:17 Glenn31 oh 11:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : We've been here idiot.

11:17 Lettucecow but yea 11:17 Glenn31

(Don) : Sore-y

11:17 TrueCobalion

(Trent) :  D: I can't move!

11:17 Glenn31 are the twins there? 11:17 Lettucecow

(cody) I don't see gwen and trent

yep they got here right after felix 11:17 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : I'm here. Not Trent

11:17 Glenn31

(Don) : Is everybody here?

11:17 Lettucecow

(cody) I don't see trent

11:17 Glenn31

(Don) : Gwen and Trent, you BOTH need to cross the finish line

11:17 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *barges through with little energy left*
(Trent) : Kill... me... *faints*

11:17 Glenn31

(Don) : Congratulations
(Don) : Are Brick and Jo here?

11:18 Lettucecow

(cody) Yep

11:18 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : We were here
(Brick) : Pay attention

11:18 Glenn31

(Don) : Well then that means
(Don) : Gwen and Trent are OUT!

11:18 Lettucecow

(cody) where are scott and owen?

11:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Wait a minute... Mary isn't here

11:18 Lettucecow

(cody) yeah!

11:18 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Mary?

11:18 Glenn31

(Don) : Huh?

11:18 Lettucecow

(cody) Mary isn't here
(jay) I didn't see her

11:18 Glenn31

(Mary) : *still knocked out on the boat*
(Ellody) :  :I
(Ellody) : Oops
(Ellody) : I thought she was behind me

11:18 Lettucecow

(felix) so that means...

11:19 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *conf with Felix* Oh great! As soon as we're on good terms, Mary and Ellody are out!

11:19 Lettucecow

(felix) I'm happy  :I

11:19 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : We win a ticket... barely

11:19 Lettucecow

(felix) this proves we're the better pair!

11:19 Glenn31

(Ellody) : Uugh!
(Don) : So Mary and Ellody hit the dust

11:19 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Heh heh

11:19 Glenn31

(Emma) : Something funny?

11:19 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft I wanted Gothface and Musicman to be gone

11:20 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : The fact that they're out, obviously

11:20 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *flips Jo*

11:20 Glenn31

(Emma) : *rolls he le eyes*

11:20 The Villainous Vulture he LOL 11:20 Glenn31

P

11:20 The Villainous Vulture Emma's a dude ijs 11:20 Lettucecow lel 11:20 Glenn31

(Don) : *hands out tickets*

11:20 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : But Emma, I have a question

11:20 Glenn31

(Amy) : Ew Jerusalem
(Emma) : What?

11:20 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Can't we just, call this whole enemy thing off?
(Dave) : It's not really gaining either of us anything

11:21 Glenn31

(Emma) : ...really?

11:21 Lettucecow

(cody) Jared...DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? WE'RE IN JERUSALEM!

11:21 Glenn31

(Emma) : You're joking.

11:21 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Why not? We have no reason to keep pointlessly attacking each other

11:21 Glenn31

(Emma) : I guess

11:21 Lettucecow

(skipp) ITHINKIT'SPRETTYFUN  :I  

11:21 Glenn31

(Emma) : Fine *holds out her hands* Truce?

11:21 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *gasp*  D: My spleen

11:21 Glenn31 one hand* no hugs 11:21 TrueCobalion

:P

11:21 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Shakes it* Truce

11:21 Glenn31

(Emma) :":D"

fuck

(Emma) :  
(Emma) : *conf* Oh, that is a WHOLE lot of stress of my shoulders

11:22 Lettucecow

(skipp) *conf* AREWEJUSTSAYINGTHAT?

11:22 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *conf* But what about our alliance?

11:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Conf* Nah, we'll be fine

11:22 Lettucecow

(skipp) *conf* AREWEGONNABACKSTABHERLATER?

11:22 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *conf* Is Gwen a doctor? *scrunched up badly* :C

11:22 Glenn31

(Emma) : *conf* I don't know, a lot of our alliance members are really nice

11:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Conf* No

11:22 Lettucecow

(skipp) *conf* AWWWW

11:22 Glenn31

(Don) : Oh come on!

11:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Conf* Who knows, maybe we'll even become friends with them at some point

11:22 Glenn31

(Don) : You're just gonna make up like that?!

11:23 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Shrugs* Why not?

11:23 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *conf* ... That was fucking stupid

11:23 Glenn31

(Don) : It's not even the 10th episode! This is supposed to be the season's bitter rivalry!

11:23 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Just focus on Amy and Zoey
(Dave) : They're like two rabid wolves in a cage together

11:23 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *repeadtedly hitting Amy off their crashed car*

11:23 Lettucecow

(skipp) *laughs*

11:23 Glenn31

(Amy) : Ow. Ow. Ow. STOP IT!
(Zoey) : WHO WAS TOUCHING MY BREAST IN YOUR DREAM!?
(Amy) : Your. Ow. Mom. Ow.

11:24 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : See what I mean?

11:24 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *touches Zoey's flower*  (Troll)
(Brick) : *runs fast*

11:24 Glenn31

(Zoey) : ...
(Zoey) : ........
(Zoey) : ..............................................................................

11:25 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Brick you bitch

11:25 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *picks up the car like it's nothing and runs after Brick*

11:25 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Oooooooo Brick is in trouble

11:25 Glenn31

(Don) : Well, our next location is Jerusalem!
(Don) : What will the Holy City have in store for our teams? Find out next time on

11:25 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *runs past Don and runs into the plane* OUTTA MY WAY!

11:25 Glenn31

(Don) : The Ridonculous Race!
(stop) THIS EPISODE HAS ENDED  (stop)

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