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(Chris) : Last time on Total Drama Island

Fuck What happened last time? xD 1:43 Lettucecow aftermath 1:43 Glenn31 -_- Episode 5 Oh yeah Coco 1:43 Lettucecow coco 1:43 Glenn31

(stop) PLEASE DO NOT TALK  (Stop)
(Chris) : Last time on Total Drama Island
(Chris) : Coco stole the million dollars and hid somewhere on the island.
(Chris) : After an impressive Manhunt, it was Samey who found Coco and got the money back
(Chris) : Then, in a shocking turn of events, Zoey and Billy were swapped teams
(Chris) : Now Zoey is a villain, Billy is neutral. But could today's challenge send one of them home? Find out today, on Total
(Chris) : Drama
(Chris) : Island!
(music) intro  (music)
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1:45 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) : What a hard challenge...

1:45 Glenn31

(Amy) : *yawns* Another day lived, another day I wish I was dead

1:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Conf* Zoey is on our team now? This sucks!

1:45 TrueCobalion

(Harold) : Coco was a pain in the butt...

1:45 TDfan10

(samey) *yawns* Good morning!  :)

1:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : HASHWAGALA EVERYONE!
(Dave) : Shut it psychopath.

1:46 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *conf* Yeah, so now I'm on the villains team. Why am I a villain? I'm like.. the nicest person ever... *starts laughing* Hell naw, I think I belong here

1:46 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Yawn*

1:46 TDfan10

(samey) I'm gonna go get some breakfast! *goes to forrest*

1:46 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Today is gonna suck ain't it?

1:46 Lettucecow

(vin) *conf* I could be able to work billy on the other team, but jeez, it's gonna be harder, Maybe I should mess with the script again...heheheheh! *grabs a shovel* I'll have my moron back in no time! *the shovel hits the sink and knocks the tap off, and water starts squirting in vins face* Ah! Every time!

1:46 Glenn31

(Amy) : Probably *stomach growls* I'm gonna head back to the treehouse and get the apple Samey gave me

What sink? xD 1:47 Lettucecow in the conf :P 1:47 Glenn31

(Amy) : *takes a bite out of the apple*

1:47 TDfan10

(samey) *conf* So now that Zoey's on team villain, I think I should convince Scott and Amy to vote her off

1:47 Glenn31 There's no sink in the conf..... 1:47 Lettucecow there is now 1:47 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *listening to Sameys conf* OH!

1:48 TrueCobalion

(Harold) : Looks like things are going out of hand...
(Cameron) : Are you sure, Harold?

1:48 TDfan10

(samey) *comes back with berries* Back! *gives berries to everyone*

1:48 Glenn31

(Amy) : No thanks sis, I'm eating this apple you gave me

1:48 TDfan10

(samey) Okay! *takes berries back and eats*

1:48 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : I found a chocolete bar in the forest!

1:48 Glenn31

(Manitoba) : Something seems off about that there apple

1:48 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Grabs the bar* Give me that

1:49 TDfan10

(samey) Are you sure that's chocolate?

1:49 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Eats it*

1:49 Glenn31

(Amy) : Huh?

1:49 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Not ba...... *Passes out*

1:49 TDfan10

(samey) What? I made sure it was safe!

1:49 Lettucecow

(Billy) *conf* I'm super happy to on my new team, everyones so nice  :D , I do miss vinny though, we're such good friends  :D

1:49 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Thanks for testing the chocolate out moron!

1:49 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) : Its shi-...
(Harold) : Thats disgusting

1:49 Glenn31

(Manitoba) : That looks like the Manzania De Le Muerte

1:50 TDfan10

(samey) Well...*laughs*

1:50 Glenn31

(Amy) : The what?
(Manitoba) : Little apple of death!

1:50 TDfan10

(samey) *stops* Say what?

1:50 The Villainous Vulture Antonio: Hey Billy. 1:50 Glenn31

(Amy) : WHAT!? *spits out the apple and tosses it into the woods* SAMEY!!!!

1:50 TDfan10

(samey) *slaps Manitoba*

1:50 Lettucecow

(vin) can we get amy to eat?

1:50 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) : Ew...

1:50 TDfan10

(samey) I-I thought it was safe!  :(

1:50 Lettucecow

(vin) Please? Little apple of death, come on, we all want her to shut up.

1:50 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : That's true.

1:50 Glenn31

(Amy) : Yeah, you always mess stuff up. You're such a failure Samey

1:50 TrueCobalion

(Harold) : I rather eat what Dave ate

1:51 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *On the ground, passed out and twitching*

1:51 Glenn31

(Amy) : I believe that you weren't trying to kill me. No way would you be clever enough to know that

1:51 TDfan10

(samey) *conf* How was that the apple of death? I got a RED apple, that one was green! Someone switched it out!

1:51 Lettucecow

(vin) *conf* SO CLOSE

1:51 TDfan10

(samey) I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to kill you. But I am smart!

1:52 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Keep telling yourself that

1:52 Glenn31

(Amy) : You're about as smart as Felix during a Blue Harvest Moon

1:52 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : It'll get ya no where

1:52 TDfan10

(samey) :O  :(
(samey) *runs off*

1:52 Glenn31

(Amy) : AND DON'T OFFER ME ANY MORE APPLES!

1:52 Lettucecow

(vin) *conf* *holding the apple* I wonder what it does anyway...*his hand start developing a rash and gets all puffy* Oh crap!! *drops the throws the apple away*

1:52 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Nice job Amy.

1:53 Glenn31

(Chris) : I smell tension! What's going on here?

1:53 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Walks over to a tree and rips off a branch*

1:53 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) : Your allergic to apples?

1:53 Lettucecow

(cody) Wonder what the challenge is gonnna be this time.. *randomly gets hit in the face with an apple*

1:53 Glenn31

(Amy) : Not much, Samey tried to kill me

1:53 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Smashes the branch on Dave*
(Dave) : *Wakes up* OW! WHO WHAT WHERE WHEN-
(Scott) : *Hits him again* Oops, heh heh

1:53 TDfan10

(samey) *conf* *crying* I didn't mean to! But seriously! No one believes I'm smart. Can't some people have a little faith in me? *cries*

1:54 Glenn31

(Chris) : Um, Billy.. why are you standing with Team Villain?
(Amy) : You switched him to our team last night

1:54 TrueCobalion

(Harold) : I think so

1:54 Lettucecow

(billy) you did? Oh yeah!  :D

1:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : He's neutral now, rememeber?

1:55 Glenn31

(Chris) : No, the script said I swapped Zoey and Jared. I read it this morning
(Chris) : Come to think of it, Jared, why are you not with Team Neutral?

1:55 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : WHAT?!
(Jared) : You switched Billy!

1:55 Lettucecow

(vin) *conf* *holding the script in his hand* Heh, so easy! *drops the script in the toilet by accident* Oh crap. *runs out of the conf*

1:55 Glenn31

(Amy) : You switched Zoey and Billy, we were all there
(Zoey) : I remember too

1:55 Lettucecow

(billy)  :D

1:56 Glenn31 wait fuck 1:56 Lettucecow

(VIN) I heard jared.

1:56 TrueCobalion

(Harold) : Yea, you changed Zoey
(cameron) : I heard Billy and Zoey

1:56 TDfan10

(samey) *comes back* Let's just get this over with!

1:56 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : Oh I see Jared. You're trying to lose a vote in your favor.

Vin* 1:57 Glenn31

(Chris) : Billy, back to Team Villain. Jared, over to Team Neutral

1:57 Lettucecow

(BILLY) Okay!  :D

1:57 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Whispers to Vin* You just lost a vote pal
(Jared) : *Walks to the Neutrals*

1:57 Lettucecow

(vin) Heh.

1:57 Glenn31

(Mike) : Why am I still a villain?
(Chris) : Because we're all still waiting on Mal. Where is he anyway?
(Mike) : He's GONE!
(Chris) : Suuure

1:58 TDfan10

(samey) What's the challenge?

1:58 Glenn31

(Chris) : Today's challenge is a race
(Chris) : Each team head over to the bottom of the cliff, then pick a teammate to run for you
(Amy) and  (Mike) : *walks over to the bottom of the cliff*

1:59 TrueCobalion

(Harold) : *runs to the cliff with Cameron*

1:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) and  (Dave) : *Walk down*

1:59 Lettucecow

(vin) Great, *picks up a rock and throws it at a squirrel, shut up animals! *every single animal runs out of the forest and starts mauling vin* OWWWWWW
(billy) Can I run  :D I think I can do good!

2:00 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : and Antonio: *Walks down the cliff*

2:00 Glenn31

(Amy) : Billy, you should run

2:00 TDfan10

(samey) goes to bottom of the cliff*

2:00 Lettucecow

(billy) Okay!

2:00 TDfan10

(samey) I'll run for the heroes!

2:00 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Billy runs.

2:00 TrueCobalion

(Harold) : I should run
(Harold) : I know alot of types of Ninjitsu

2:01 Glenn31

(Amy) : *tapes a long stick to Billy's back so it dangles over his head, then ties a piece of cheese to the end of it*

2:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Billy gets to go

2:01 Lettucecow

(BILLY) 0.0
(billy) *gets on all 4 legs and starts drooling like a dog*

2:01 TDfan10

(samey) Do we start now?

2:02 Glenn31

(Chris) : Team Neutral, have you got a runner?
(Bianca) : I'll go

2:02 TDfan10

(samey) Bianca?

2:02 Glenn31

(Bianca) : That's me. Don't try to win, other Amy. You'll be sorry

2:02 TDfan10

(samey)  >:/
(samey) Grrr

2:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Wait, when did Bianca get back?

2:02 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) : I don't know who would go for us?

2:02 Glenn31 FUCK xD

(Chris) : Bianca, what are you doing here?

2:03 TDfan10

(samey) I will Camern

2:03 Glenn31

(Bianca) :  (derp)

2:03 TrueCobalion

(Harold) : *throws Bianca out of the island*

2:03 Glenn31

(Bianca) : I'm not Bianca. I'm a tree

2:03 TrueCobalion

(Harold) : >.>

2:03 TDfan10

(samey) *slaps tree* Bianca!

2:03 Lettucecow

(billy) *conf* This is gonna be so fun! Wait..whats that? *fishes the script out of toliet, theres a writing on it that crossed out billy and jared, on the back it says, need to maniupulate moron* What is this?? Hmm..

2:03 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I'll go!

2:04 Glenn31

(Chris) : Alright, first one to run in a complete circle around the island, then gets to the top of the cliff wins. Go!
(Amy) : GET THE CHEESE BILLY!

2:04 TDfan10

(samey) *runs*

2:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Flipping around instead of running* WHOOOOOO

2:04 Lettucecow

(BILLY) CHEESE!!!!!!!!! *starts running*

2:04 TDfan10

(samey) *runs on beach*

2:04 Lettucecow

(vin) Come on moron!

2:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Flips and starts running*

2:04 TDfan10

(samey) *runs*
(samey) *runs*
(samey) *runs*

2:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Jumps onto Samey's shoulders and jumps past her*

2:05 Glenn31

(Amy) : BILLY! THE CHEESE IS GETTING AWAY!

2:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : AHAHAHAHAHA
(Jared) : *Continues running*

2:05 TDfan10

(samey) *tackles Jared kicks his face* NO!
(samey) *runs*

2:05 Lettucecow

(billy) *his head hits the cheese dangling on his head* Wait... *grabs the cheese, eats it, and stops running*

2:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Gets up and keeps going*

2:05 Lettucecow

(billy)  :D
(vin) KEEP RUNNING!

2:05 Glenn31

(Amy) : BILLY!

2:05 Lettucecow

(billy) *le eating cheese*

2:05 TDfan10

(samey) is ahead and is halfway around the island*

2:06 Glenn31

(Amy) : *runs over to where Billy is and pushes him* GO, YOU IDIOT!

2:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Grabs a stick from the ground and swats Samey's legs* NO!

2:06 Glenn31

(Chris) : AH AH AH! No pushing, Amy!

2:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Runs past her*

2:06 TDfan10

(samey) *falls and gets back up*

2:06 Glenn31

(Amy) : BUT THEN WE'LL LOSE!

2:06 Lettucecow

(vin) *runs next to billy* COME ON!

2:06 Glenn31

(Chris) : Too bad

2:06 TDfan10

(samey) runs*

2:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Running*

2:06 TDfan10

(samey) *runs le super fast*

2:06 Lettucecow

(billy) *pieces 2 and 2 together from the script* WAIT! Vinny, your manupatataing me!

2:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Stops and trips Samey, then keeps going*

2:06 Lettucecow

(vin) uh, what?

2:06 TDfan10

(samey) *runs past Jared, like way past*

2:06 Glenn31

(Amy) : He's manu-what?

2:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Runs*

2:07 TDfan10

(samey) *runs up cliff*

2:07 Lettucecow

(vin) wait, manipulating?

(bily) Yeah, thats word! 2:07 TDfan10

(samey) *not done but still runs up cliff*

2:07 Lettucecow

(vin) Oh crap.

2:07 TDfan10

(samey) *runs*

2:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Running up the cliff*

2:07 Lettucecow

(vin) *walks away whistling*

2:07 Glenn31

(Chris) : SAMEY HAS REACHED THE CLIFF! THE HEROES HAVE ALWAYS WON!
(Amy) : BILLY! GO QUICK!

2:07 Lettucecow

(billy) I knew it!

2:07 TDfan10

(samey) WOOOHOOO!

2:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Tackles Samey* NOPE!

2:07 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) :Yes!

2:07 Glenn31

(Amy) : Ugh, we are so done!

2:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Keeps running*

2:08 TDfan10

(samey) *jumps off cliff into safe zone because she can't stop running* AAAAAAHHHH!

2:08 Glenn31

(Chris) : HEROES WIN!

2:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : DANG IT!

2:08 Glenn31

(Chris) : TEAM NEUTRAL COMES IN SECOND, VILLAINS ARE IN LAST.
(Amy) : *Glares at Billy*

2:08 Lettucecow

(billy) *conf*  >:/ I knew vinny was manipu-whatevering me!

2:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Glares at Billy*

2:08 TDfan10

(samey) *flips off Jared* THATS WHAT U GET FOR TRIPPING ME!

2:08 Lettucecow

(billy) What?

2:08 Glenn31

(Chris) : Elimination is in one hour!

2:09 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : HEY VIN! ENJOY YOUR ELIMINATION!

2:09 TDfan10

(samey) *dries off*

2:09 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Ahahahahahaha!

2:09 Lettucecow

(VIN) *conf *Looks like moron figured it out, looks who's going to tonight then, moron.

2:09 Glenn31

(Amy) : *pins Vin to the treehouse all* I hope you realize this is mostly your fault!

wall* 2:10 TDfan10

(samey) *conf* Vin is so manipulative! He's the main antagonist- The apple! IT WAS HIM! *le gasps*

2:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Yup

2:10 TDfan10

(samey) *slaps Vin*

2:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Pushes Samey out of the treehouse*

2:10 TDfan10

(samey) AAAAHH

2:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : VILLAINS ONLY!

2:10 Glenn31

(Amy) : Samey! This is villain territory! Either be bad or be gone!

2:11 TDfan10

(samey) >:(

2:11 Lettucecow

(vin) Sleezebag, control your sister!
(vin) Like a dog.

2:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Starts choking Vin*
(Scott) : No one asked you!

2:11 Lettucecow

(vin) CRNFWNWINNR RNNGT NRNG WR NG

2:11 Glenn31

(Amy) : I know right?  :P
(Amy) : Oh Vin, I am SO voting for you

2:12 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : You have my vote asshole.

2:12 TDfan10

(samey) *conf* I HAVE HAD IT WITH AMY, SCOTT, VIN, AND ALL THE VILLAINS!! THEY ALL THINK THEY'RE BETTER! EVERYONE GOES DOWN! UGH! *punches confession camera*

2:12 Glenn31

(pacman) SCENE SWITCHES TO ELIMINATION CEREMONY  (pacman)
Team Villain: Vin - Lettuce Billy - Lettuce Amy - Me Zoey - Boys Mike - Me Scott - Vulture Dave - Vulture

Vote in my PM

(Chris) : And the votes are in
(Chris) : Villains, your first elimination ceremony. How does it feel?
(Amy) : Sucky!

2:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Feels like ass.

2:14 Lettucecow

(vin) Meh. *the squrrels come back and starts mauling him again*

2:15 Glenn31

(Zoey) : It isn't my first

2:15 Lettucecow

(vin) AGGG!!!

2:15 Glenn31

(Amy) : Nobody cares, Zoey
(Chris) : The marshmallows goes to:
(Chris) :  (Amy)
(Chris) :  (Zoey)
(Chris) :  (Mike)
(Chris) :  (Scott)
(Chris) :  (Dave)
(Chris) : Billy, you're on the chopping block for losing the challenge for your team

2:16 Lettucecow

(vin) *returning to the ceremony noe with bruises and cuts* Ow. Doesn't matter, morons going home.
(billy) Your just using me  >:/

2:16 Glenn31

(Chris) : Vin, you're on the chopping block because you've been manipulating poor Billy this whole time

2:16 Lettucecow

(vin) That was the plan.

2:16 Glenn31

(Chris) : The final marshmallow goes to.....#
(Chris) :  (Vin)

2:16 Lettucecow

(vin) Shocker.
(billy) D;

2:17 Glenn31

(Zoey) : Aww, bye Billy
(Amy) : I'll miss ya cheese brain

2:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : See ya dude

2:17 Lettucecow

(billy) Vin, YOU ********** *********** ********** *********

2:17 Glenn31

(Mike) : So long

2:17 Lettucecow

(VIN) 0.0

2:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Later sucker.

2:17 Glenn31

(Chris) : *pushes Billy off the cliff* Before I end today's episode, I'd like to say something
(Chris) : I watched yesterday's episode
(Chris) : On my TV
(Chris) : And, I did in fact swap Billy and Zoey
(Chris) : So SOMEBODY messed with my script
(Chris) : Anybody like to own up?
(Amy) : I knew it!
(Mike) : Who was it?

2:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Wasn't me.

2:18 TrueCobalion

(Harold) : I don't know

2:18 Glenn31

(Amy) : Not me either

2:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I wish it was me, but it wasn;t.

2:18 Lettucecow

(vin) Not me. If I got ahold of the script I'd do more then that, heh.
(vin) WAYYY more.

2:19 Glenn31

(Chris) : Nobody? Well then, I'll just have to play this confessional *presses a button and a TV appears out of nowhere*
(vin) *conf* *holding the script in his hand* Heh, so easy! *drops the script in the toilet by accident* Oh crap. *runs out of the conf*

2:19 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) : What!?

2:19 Lettucecow

(vin) Meh.

2:19 TrueCobalion

(Cameron) : You did this, Vin!?

2:19 Glenn31

(Amy) :  D:

2:19 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Called that.

2:20 Lettucecow

(vin) *still has indifferent expression on his face*

2:20 Glenn31

(Chris) : Vin, are you aware of the penalty for messing with stuff like this?

2:20 Lettucecow

(vin) Not really

2:20 Glenn31

(Chris) : Then I'll be happy to inform you
(Chris) : Dis
(Chris) : Qual
(Chris) : I
(Chris) : Fi
(Chris) : Cation

2:20 Lettucecow

(vin) 1 word please?

2:20 Glenn31

(Chris) : Vin, you're disqualified. Please jump off the cliff

2:20 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : *Hops out of the bushes* WAIT!

2:20 Lettucecow

(vin) Wait-what?

2:20 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : WAIT WAIT WAIT

2:21 Glenn31

(Amy) : Jared?

2:21 Lettucecow

(vin) huh?

2:21 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Woah, before we do anything crazy.... I WANNA PUSH VIN! *Pushes Vin off*
(jared) : REVENGE!

2:21 Glenn31

(Amy) : *laighs*

2:21 Lettucecow

(vin) YOU SLEEZEBAG!!!!*!!!!!!!!!!

2:21 Glenn31

(Mike) : He got what he deserved

2:21 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I'd say.

2:22 TDfan10

(samey) *conf* One villain gone! Woohoo!

2:23 Glenn31

(Chris) : So, our first double elimination
(Chris) : Who will face the dive next? Find out next time, on Total Drama Island!
(stop) THIS EPISODE HAS ENDED  (stop)

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