(stop) SHUT THE FACK UP BAES (stop) 11:40 Glenn31
(Chris) : Last time on Total Drama Action (Chris) : The castmates arrived at the Old Abandoned Old Abandoned Film Lot, the funnest place on earth (Chris) : They were put into two teams, the Atrocious Actors and the Disgraceful Directors (Chris) : And there was a shocking revelation conserning Mike (Chris) : Turns out, Mal's out now, and he seems to be nocturnal. Spooky (Chris) : What's in store for the contestants today? (Chris) : Find out right here, right now (Chris) : On Total (Chris) : Drama (Chris) :ACTION! (music) intro (music) (stop) MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, EVERYONE IS LESLEEPING (stop)
11:42 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Snoring like an asshole*
11:42 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *in the forest surrounded by animals*
11:43 The Villainous Vulture BOYS 11:43 Glenn31
(Owen) : *having a nightmare* NO SCOTT, DON'T EAT THE POISON STUFF IT'S POISON! *spazzes out in his sleep and kicks one of the support beams holding up Scott's bed and it breaks*
11:43 You're Irrelevant. VULTURE 11:43 Lettucecow
(cooper) *curled up in a ball sleeping, sucking his thumb*
11:43 You're Irrelevant. WHY CANT MY DREAMS EVER COME TRUE DAMN 11:43 The Villainous Vulture WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH WITH ZOEY BEING A DISNEY BITCH 11:43 You're Irrelevant. EVERYTHING LET ME LIVE MY LIFE 11:43 Glenn31
(Zoey) = Angsty (Ella) ?
11:43 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : OH GOD! *Falls off his bed*
11:43 You're Irrelevant. HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE A CHARACTER THAT ISNT FUCKING EVIL FOR ONCE 11:43 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : Ugh!?
11:43 You're Irrelevant. WHORE 11:43 Glenn31
(Owen) : *wakes up* Huh!? Oh, sorry Scott
11:43 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : What the fuck!?
11:43 The Villainous Vulture Scott isn't evil :P
(Scott) : Ow....
11:44 Glenn31
- trent goes back to slep* >:/
11:44 You're Irrelevant.
(beth) : *whipering in sleep* zz....cock...zzz...dick.zzz.......PENIS! PENIS PENIS PENIS! PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
11:44 Lettucecow
(vin) *twitch*
11:44 Glenn31
(Owen) : Hey, where's Mike? *points at Mike's empty bed* (stop) MEANWHILE (stop) (Mal) : *standing over Lindsay's bed*
11:44 The Villainous Vulture I know where this is going 11:44 Glenn31
(Lindsay) : *sleeping like a wittle pwincess* (Mal) : *reaches under Lindsay's pillow*
11:45 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : *feign sleep*
11:45 Glenn31 NUUU real sleep you're ruining deh plot 11:45 You're Irrelevant.
(beth) : *still screaming in sleep* COKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOK
11:45 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : *sleeps*
11:45 Glenn31
(Mal) : *quietly* Shut. Up. (Mal) : *pulls a hand mirror from under Lindsay's pillow* Perfect!
11:45 You're Irrelevant.
(beth) : *continues screaming* COKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOKCOK
11:45 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Zzzz
11:45 Glenn31
(Mal) : *walks back over to the Guys' trailer* (Owen) : *helping Scott lift his bed up* One, two THREE!
11:46 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Sitting there* Hey Mike.
11:46 You're Irrelevant.
(beth) : *turns into a loud, glass breaking shriek* COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
11:46 Glenn31
(Mal) : *opens the door*
11:46 Lettucecow
(vin) *conf* for the last twelve hours, Shes been muttering about dicks in her ass... Beth is going down.
11:46 Glenn31
(Mal) : *flips his hair up quickly* Oh, hey guys! >_>
11:46 You're Irrelevant. ^^ omg 11:46 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : OWEN THIS WON'T WORK
11:46 Glenn31
(Owen) : *drops the bed right on Scott* Where were you, Mike?
11:46 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : SKDJRSKFHEJDKJSHDRFJDKHGESGJFSRHDS
11:46 Glenn31
(Mal) : *pretending to be Mike* Oh, just going for a quick walk
11:46 Lettucecow
(vin) *has 5 bags under his eyes and is silently banging his head against the wall*
11:47 Glenn31
(Mal) : *climbs into bed*
11:47 Lettucecow
(vin) I am going to kill that horny geek.
11:47 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Right... a "walk"
11:47 Glenn31
(Owen) : Well, I'm tired *doesn't help Scott, gets into bed and falls asleep instantly*
11:47 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Is still being crushed under the bed*
11:47 You're Irrelevant.
(beth) : LET ME DRINK YOUR WARM HOT MAN JUICES! MY PENIS PUCKERS AT THE TASTE OF ITS SOUR GOODNESS
11:47 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Muffled* SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME!
11:47 Glenn31
(stop) DEH NEXT MORNING (stop) (Mal) : *starts twitching violently in his sleep*
11:48 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Uhhh...
11:48 You're Irrelevant. im choking fuck 11:48 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Shut up Beth...
11:48 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Is unconscious*
11:48 Glenn31
(Mike) : *wakes up* Huh?
11:48 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *And still under the bed*
11:48 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : I heard rumbling through the night
11:48 Lettucecow
(vin) *his eyes are bloodshot and has bags under his eyes* BETH.IS.DEAD.
11:48 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : And I think its from you beth.
11:48 Glenn31
(Mike) : *sees Scott* SCOTT! *lifts up the bed like it's damn nothing* What happened?
11:48 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Pants heavily* FINALLY!
11:48 You're Irrelevant.
(beth) : I don't know about you guys but my sleep was lovely*
11:48 Lettucecow
(cooper) *gets up peacefully* Good morning! (vin) *gives cooper the death glare*
11:49 Glenn31
(Mike) : *tosses the bed in Vin's direction* How long were you stuck there?
11:49 Lettucecow
(cooper) D:
11:49 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : ALL. NIGHT.
11:49 Lettucecow
(vin) *gets crushed by the bed
11:49 Glenn31
(Mike) : And nobody helped you?
11:49 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : NO
11:49 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *starts walking calmly to the cabins*
11:49 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Points at Owen* THAT FAT BASTARD DROPPED IT ON ME
11:49 Lettucecow
(cody) Beth..son of a...No sleep..*collapses on the floor*
11:49 Glenn31
(Lindsay) : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
11:49 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Too much noise...
11:49 Glenn31
(Mike) : *runs over to the Girl's trailer*
11:49 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *stumbles outside*
11:50 Glenn31
(Mike) : What's wrong!?
11:50 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *enters the girls trailer behind mike, with long hair looking all pritty and natural and shit*
11:50 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Something shook something through the night
11:50 Glenn31
(Lindsay) : *frantically searching her bed* MY MIRROR, WHERE IS IT?! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY MIRROR!
11:50 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : I bet its beth
11:50 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *ahem*
11:50 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Mirror???
11:50 Glenn31
(Lindsay) : Oh, hi Zoey *continues searching* WHERE IS IT!?!!??!!?!?!
11:50 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Walks up behind Zoey* Nice lion mane, Zoey. Ya bitch.
11:51 Glenn31
(Mike) : *laughs at Zoey's hair* YOU LOOK UGLY!
11:51 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : ... (zoey) : *peacefully starts singing*
11:51 Lettucecow
(vin) You look even worse then me right now.
11:51 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *Suddenly starts screeching*
11:51 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : What a rough night.
11:51 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Guys, shut the fuck up- OH DEAR GOD (Scott) : WHAT IS THAT UNHOLY SOUND?!
11:51 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *birds and shit swarm around the cabins*
11:51 Glenn31
(Chris) : NO TIME FOR BREAKFAST, GET STRAIGHT TO STUDIO A PRONTO!
11:51 Lettucecow
(vin) And I have more bags under my eyes then beth's computer history
11:51 Glenn31 what fucking cabins? 11:52 You're Irrelevant. trailers trailers trailers dammit 11:52 Glenn31
(Mike) : *walks to studio with Owen and Lindsay*
11:52 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Walks out, staying far fucking away from Owen* (Dave) : *Laughs at Zoey as he walks*
11:52 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Whats the food, mister chef...
11:52 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *floating next to scott* Hi Scott!
11:52 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : Whats for breakfast
11:53 Glenn31
(Mike) : *walks inside* This place is empty...
11:53 Lettucecow
(vin) *walks out half asleep and walks into the wall 5 times* (cooper) This looks fun!Right?
11:53 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Is so tired since he was being crushed all night that he literally doesn't notice her existence*
11:53 Glenn31 challenge ideas in PM? :3 11:53 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : Scott? Hellooo?
11:53 Glenn31 Action Movie-themed..... 11:54 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Closes his eyes and keeps walking, then trips over something and falls asleep*
11:54 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *Sighs* Still unnoticed..
11:54 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : Boys trouble, Lion Mane?
11:54 Glenn31 "Boys trouble" 11:54 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Tired...
11:54 Glenn31 Boys, leave Zoey alone 11:54 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *conf* I don't get it! Everyone hated me because I wasn't nice, and now I am nice..and still...nothing...
11:55 The Villainous Vulture xD 11:55 You're Irrelevant. suck mah ass 11:55 Glenn31
(stop) GUNSHOTS OUTSIDE (stop) (Mike) : !
11:55 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : EEEEEEKKKKK! *bird suddenly flies over and knocks dave upside the head*
11:55 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : JESUS! (Trent) : What the fuck!?
11:55 Glenn31
(Chris) : *walks in shooting all sorts of guns like a mofo*
11:55 Lettucecow
(vin) Gunshots? YESSS! Finally, a taste of back home.
11:56 You're Irrelevant.
(beth) : That made my pussy jump!
11:56 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Still asleep*
11:56 Lettucecow
(cooper) Thats kinda gross beth.
11:56 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : BETH! SHUT THE HELL UP
11:56 Glenn31
(Chris) : It's Action-Movie day!
11:56 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : So!?
11:56 Glenn31
(Chris) : *tosses everyone a gun*
11:56 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *sigh* Dave...you mother f--meanie weanie
11:56 Lettucecow
(cooper) YAY! Wait, are those real gu-oh deae.
- dear
11:56 Glenn31
(Mike) : :/ (Owen) : *scratches his back with it*
11:56 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *has a bird friend hold the gun for her* I can't shoot people!
11:57 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : What was that, princess? I couldn't hear you over your lion mane in your mouth.
11:57 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : *holds an smg* Badass
11:57 Glenn31
(Lindsay) : Is this a hairdryer? *points it at her hair and is about to pull the trigger*
11:57 Lettucecow
(vin) *pumps a shotgun and starts shooting in the air* Yes! Same model as my one back home!
11:57 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Gets up* Huh?
11:57 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : Do you like deers, Dave?
11:57 Glenn31
(Mike) : Lindsay!
11:57 Lettucecow
(vin) *shoots a dear in the backround*
11:57 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *holding a sniper rifle* Woot!
11:57 Glenn31
(Lindsay) : *pulls the trigger but the gun was facing the wrong way* What?
11:57 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : No? They're over populating.
11:57 You're Irrelevant. Deer: *a different deer runs from behind and rams dave in the spine* 11:57 Lettucecow
(cooper) Deer are ncie
11:58 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : OH GOD
11:58 Lettucecow fucking dammit
- nice
lel 11:58 You're Irrelevant. lmao 11:58 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : MY SPINE!
11:58 Glenn31
(Chris) : *gives everyone a bullet-proof body-suit* First team to be out completely loses
11:58 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : Just because i'm nice, doesnt mean im soft. Learn that quick, pipsqueak.
11:58 Glenn31
(Chris) : SHOOT! (Mike) : *shoots Beth*
11:58 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *flies into the trees, giggling*
11:58 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : I'm outta here! *runs in the trailer*
11:58 Lettucecow
(vin) Karma is a bit- *gets rammed into the wall by a deer*
11:58 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : I hate you all.
11:58 You're Irrelevant.
(beth) : *blocks it with pussy cheese*
11:58 Glenn31
(Chris) : *locks the door before Gwen can leave*
11:58 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *gets on top of the tent
11:58 Glenn31
(Owen) : *shoots Vin*
11:59 Lettucecow
(vin) *faceplants on the floor* (vin) ow.
11:59 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *launches birds at everyone while flying overhead*
11:59 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Walks into a bush* Okay Scott... you can do this...
11:59 Glenn31
(Chris) : Vin is OUT!
11:59 TrueCobalion
(trent) : *aiming at Owen*
11:59 Glenn31
(Owen) : *ninjas out of the way*
11:59 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : You are a ninja .... you can... *Falls back to sleep*
11:59 Lettucecow
(cooper) I can't shoot people..it's too..mean. I forfeit.
11:59 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Shoots Cooper* TOo easy.
11:59 Lettucecow
(Cody) *facepalm*
11:59 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *shoots Owen
11:59 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *flies quickly around with gun in hand and birds on shoulders*
11:59 Lettucecow
(cody) Cooper. That was sad.
12:00 Glenn31
(Chris) : Cooper is OUT! Directors are down 2
12:00 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : *Shoots Cody while he's standing around*
12:00 You're Irrelevant.
(beth) : *loads gun with pussy cheese and shoots dave*
12:00 Glenn31
(Owen) : I'M HIT! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD! TELL MY MOM I LOVE HER! *makes choking noises*
12:00 Lettucecow
(Cody) *dodges and shoots lindsay*
12:00 The Villainous Vulture
(Dave) : OHGOD IT'S ON MY FACE! (Dave) : *Runs into a tree*
12:00 Glenn31
(Lindsay) : AAAH!
12:00 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : *sneaks out*
12:00 Glenn31
(Chris) : Lindsay and Owen are OUT! (Chris) : Gwen is OUT!
12:00 You're Irrelevant. so is dav dave 12:00 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Damn
12:00 Lettucecow
(cody) *shoots dave*
12:01 Glenn31
(Chris) : Dave is OUT!
12:01 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *sneaks away from the fight*
12:01 The Villainous Vulture Dave already shot Cody -_- 12:01 Lettucecow
- 3
12:01 Glenn31
(Chris) : Cody is OUT!
12:01 Lettucecow
(cody) D:
12:01 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *sitting in a tree letting birds shoot below*
12:01 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *aiming at zoey*
12:01 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Wakes up abruptly and shoots Beth from deh bush*
12:01 Glenn31
(Dakota) : *running around* I need Starbucks! (Chris) : Beth is OUT!
12:01 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : Aha! Found ya! *shoots Dakota instead* (Trent) : Damn! *flees*
12:01 You're Irrelevant.
(beth) : Jackass
12:01 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Shoots Trent in the back* HA
12:01 Glenn31
(Chris) : Dakota is OUT!
12:01 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : Fuck! (Trent) : Man down!
12:01 Glenn31
(Chris) : Trent is OUT!
12:01 You're Irrelevant.
(beth) : *leaves a giant turd before storming away*
12:02 Glenn31
(Eva) : *climbs into a canon and launches herself at DJ*
12:02 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : *Stalks behind Eva and shoots her in the back of the head*
12:02 Glenn31
(chris) : Eva and DJ are OUT!
12:02 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : ASSASSINATED!
12:02 TrueCobalion
(trent) : Ugh
12:02 Lettucecow Gotta go, cya :3 12:02 Glenn31 bah 12:02 You're Irrelevant.
(dj) : *was too busy eating mommas pussy to pay attention*
12:03 Glenn31 Who's left?
(Mike)
12:03 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey)
12:03 TrueCobalion
(dawn)
12:03 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Shoots dat Beth doe*
12:03 Glenn31
(Mike) : *shoots Zoey* DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!
12:03 TrueCobalion
(Dawn) : *hearing gunshots*
12:03 Glenn31 Beth's out
(Mike) : *shoots Dawn*
12:03 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Mike! She's on your team!
12:03 TrueCobalion
(Dawn) : Really???
12:04 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *flies away from the bullet*
12:04 Glenn31
(Mike) : >_>
12:04 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : You're making my animals, very, very, angry1
12:04 Glenn31
(Chris) : Dawn is still in (Chris) : So is Zoey!
12:04 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Ugh. *Shoots Dawn* There.
12:04 TrueCobalion
(Dawn) : *gets out pistols and shoots Mike*
12:04 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *starts screeching*
12:04 Glenn31
(Chris) : Wait, no! Dawn is OUT!
12:04 TrueCobalion
(Dawn) : Ugh!
12:04 You're Irrelevant. Bear: *starts rampaging around* 12:04 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Sorry about that, Dawn
Lettucecow has left the chat. 12:04 Glenn31
(Manitoba) : *stabs deh bear*
12:05 You're Irrelevant. Deer: *rams into manitoba* 12:05 Glenn31
(Manitoba) : *slits the Deer's throat*
12:05 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *gets pissed and starts shooting aruond and shit*
12:05 Glenn31
(Manitoba) : *shoots Izzy* (Izzy) : GAAAAH! (Chris) : Izzy is OUT!
12:05 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : SCREEEEEEEEEEEECHHHHH1
12:05 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : ZOEY! YOU'RE MAKING MY EARS BLEED
12:05 Glenn31 WHO'S FUCKING LEFT?! 12:06 The Villainous Vulture I think dem directors are out 12:06 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *sends birds to have buttsex with manitoba against his will*
12:06 Glenn31
(Chris) : DIRECTORS LOSE! (Chris) : I think?
12:06 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *calms down and flies to the ground* Yaay!
12:06 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Good job, Zoey!
12:06 Glenn31 brb, socialize 12:06 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *glares at scott* (zoey) : CAWCAW1
Bird: *flies into scotts ear and attempts to eat his fucking brain* 12:07 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : 0-0 (Scott) : AGH! *Pulls it out* WHAT THE HELL?!
12:07 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Ugh
12:07 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : Sorry. Hope that didnt make your ear bleed, again.
12:07 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : We lost miserably, and how was I out???
12:08 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Conf* Just when Zoey seems to be getting nicer.
12:08 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *returns to the forest and plays with animals*
12:08 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : You know what? SCREW YOU!
12:08 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : *grumbling something*
12:08 You're Irrelevant.
(zoey) : *conf* Well of course i'm nicer! ....i just don't wanna be a pushover..
12:11 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : ...
Glenn31 . VOTE IN MY PM
(music) GILDED CHRIS AWARDS THEME SONG (music)
12:27 The Villainous Vulture I'm not on dat team So I can't vote 12:27 Glenn31 Disgraceful DirectorsEdit Beth Cody Dawn Eva Gwen Izzy Cooper Trent Vin Lettuce voted BOYS AND TURE 12:27 You're Irrelevant. ill vote for everyone not here 12:27 Glenn31 BOYSCANLIKEITTOO 12:27 You're Irrelevant. OK FUCKER 12:29 The Villainous Vulture I'll vote with Lettuce's bitches I guess 12:30 Glenn31
(Chris) : Ok, the votes are in
nope 12:30 TrueCobalion ??? 12:30 Glenn31 Lettuce pre-voted earlier and no sub-voting either
(Chris) : *gives awards to everyone but Beth and Cody* (Chris) : Cody, you got 3 votes (Cody) : D:
12:31 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Uh oh.
12:31 Glenn31
(Chris) : Beth, the number of votes you got was..... (Chris) : 5
12:32 You're Irrelevant.
(beth) : I HAVE THE IDOL
12:32 Glenn31
(Chris) : *tosses Gilded Chris to Cody* (Chris) : Too late (Chris) : You were supposed to give it to me at the start
12:32 You're Irrelevant. lol 12:32 Glenn31
(Chris) : But can I see it?
12:33 You're Irrelevant.
(beth) : *hands him a covered sheet with something chris shaped in it*
12:33 Glenn31
(chris) : *opens it* Cheese. *throws it away* (Chris) : Beth, leave!
12:33 You're Irrelevant.
(beth) ; DAMMIT! FOILED AGAIN! (beth) : YOU HAVENT SEEN THE LAST OF ME! *disspates in a cloud of cheese scented smoke*
12:34 Glenn31
(Chris) : 1 down, who's next? Find out next time, on Total (Chris) : Drama (Chris) : Action! (stop) THIS EPISODE HAS ENDED (stop)