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(stop) PLEASE DO NOT TALK (stop) (Chris) : Last time on Total Drama Island (Chris) : The campers took a trip to the slightly malfunctioning Pahkitew Island (Chris) : After Cody's slick moves and quick thinking won the challenge for himself and Brianna, we bid farewell to Antonio and Cameron (Chris) : Today, a fan favorite, well... not really, returns! Who will it be? How will the contestants react? Find out right here, right now (Chris) : On Total (Chris) : Drama (Chris) : ISLAND! (music) intro (music) (stop) SPEAK MINIONS (stop) 12:12 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : *conf* I'm getting really far this season! Too bad people still think i'm evil..

12:13 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Conf* Brianna is totally evil.

12:13 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* I got it this far....Wow.

12:14 Glenn31

(Chris) : Hey-diddy-ho! It's challenge time Camperinos!  (chris) : Get to the cliff, pronto!

12:14 Lettucecow

(cody) *le walks to cliff*

12:14 Glenn31 There are foxes outside Fucking squeaking or something

(Chris) : And once again, they arrive without their swimsuits
(Chris) : Go and change!

12:15 Lettucecow

(cody) *is in suit, bishes*

12:16 BoysCanLikeItToo

  • BoysCanLikeItToo has his hoes in shit

12:16 Glenn31

(Chris) : Is Cody the only one who got his morning coffee? *takes out a megaphone* CHANGE YOU GUYS!

12:16 BoysCanLikeItToo My hoes are in shit 12:16 The Villainous Vulture

  • The Villainous Vulture 's bitches are changed

12:16 Glenn31

(Chris) : Anyway, today I have a surprise
(Chris) : A much loved contestant is returning!

12:17 Lettucecow

(cody) Vin? Bianca?

12:17 BoysCanLikeItToo

(BRIANNA) :  (:D)

12:17 Glenn31

(Amy) : *appears in a puff of bitch*  (wave)

12:17 BoysCanLikeItToo

(BRIANNA) : oh ew

12:17 Glenn31

(Chris) : It's AMY!

12:17 Lettucecow

(cody) *takes out a gun and shoots himself in the head*

12:17 BoysCanLikeItToo Even she knows she's a bitch 12:17 Glenn31

(Chris) : Cody, that's a squirt gun

12:17 BoysCanLikeItToo is filled with acid 12:17 Lettucecow

(cody) Oh.

12:17 Glenn31

(Chris) : But I guess, since he thinks he's dead....
(Chris) : Aw, we were about to disqualify you

12:18 Lettucecow

(cody) Hmmm 

12:18 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) :  D:

12:18 The Villainous Vulture Damn, I wish it was filled with acid 12:18 Glenn31

(Amy) : *is in her swimsuit* Nice to see y'all too  >:/ *stands beside Scott* Um... hi?

12:18 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* Disqualified...or being with amy for more then 5 seconds...god this is hard...

12:18 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : *conf* THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY TOLERABLE PEOPLE LEFT!

12:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Oh uh.... hi Amy...  (:D)

12:18 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf* There are only so many tolerable people left!  >:/
(Amy) : How.. how've ya been?

12:19 BoysCanLikeItToo Guys we cant 12:19 Glenn31

(Chris) : ENOUGH WITH THE ROMANCE AND LET ME SPEAK!

12:19 BoysCanLikeItToo we just cant 12:19 Glenn31 Hm? 12:19 The Villainous Vulture Can't what? 12:19 Lettucecow

(cody) *appears in a puff of random* STFU BITCH

12:19 BoysCanLikeItToo my chat is fucking up too badly 12:19 Lettucecow wut? 12:19 Glenn31 Kthen 12:19 BoysCanLikeItToo we just can't do the ep right now lets see it in like five mins 12:19 Lettucecow just f5 12:19 Glenn31 I'LL SUB (;d) 12:19 BoysCanLikeItToo bitch 12:19 Glenn31

(:d) *

12:19 BoysCanLikeItToo if I f5 I can't get back in 12:20 The Villainous Vulture I'ma calm down before we continue 12:20 Glenn31 Get on your iPad 12:20 Lettucecow

D:

12:20 BoysCanLikeItToo im on my ipad it sucks tho 12:20 Lettucecow

D:

12:20 Glenn31 Then steal your mummy's laptop 12:20 BoysCanLikeItToo i was on it thats what's fùcking up 12:20 Glenn31 Then go to the library 12:20 Lettucecow ^ 12:20 Glenn31 They have Wikia there 12:20 BoysCanLikeItToo we have a library? 12:21 Glenn31 Lettuce knows the location of every library in the world Just let him track your location 12:21 Lettucecow

:P

12:21 The Villainous Vulture I have 3 library's near me. -_- 12:21 Glenn31 And you'll be there in 2 seconds 12:21 The Villainous Vulture Niggas everyday are like "Hey go to the library" 12:21 BoysCanLikeItToo give lettuce my location how about no 12:21 The Villainous Vulture And then I punch em 12:21 BoysCanLikeItToo its working nao

(wave)

12:21 The Villainous Vulture Mkay good 12:22 Glenn31

(Amy) : So what's the challenge then?
(Chris) : Since I love making you jump off cliffs, I decided to integrate that into today's challenge

12:23 BoysCanLikeItToo

(zoey) : FRICKIN MOVE I

it* 12:23 Lettucecow

(cody) Very originial

12:23 Glenn31

(Chris) : It was gonna be another truth or dare, but we've had like, a million of those
(Chris) : When you dive, there will be a number of keys down the bottom

12:24 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : As if this series could get even 100 eps

12:24 Glenn31

(Chris) : Whoever finds the key that opens this safe that is now randomly beside me wins immunity
(Chris) : GO!

12:24 Lettucecow

(cody) *le divees*

12:24 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Jumps*

12:24 Glenn31

(Amy) : Move it slackers! *le dive*

12:24 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : *olympic dive*
(zoey) : *cannonballs on amy*

12:25 Glenn31

(Amy) : *swims out of the way and Zoey does a belly flop*

12:25 Lettucecow

(cody) *gets out a chicken drumstick and throws it at amy, then a shark comes around*

12:25 BoysCanLikeItToo

(zoey) : B-b-bitch...

12:25 Lettucecow

(cody) get it boy!

12:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Grabbing like, 50 keys*

12:25 Glenn31

(Amy) : *hits the shark on the nose with the drumstick*

12:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Heh heh

12:25 Glenn31

(Amy) : *kicks Scott in the ding dongs*

12:25 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : *stuffs a bitch of keys in bra*

bunch* 12:25 Lettucecow

(cody) *grabs every key he can fit in his hands*

12:25 Glenn31

(Amy) : *grabs a couple keys*

12:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : 0-0

12:26 Glenn31

(Amy) : *swipes one from Cody*  :P

12:26 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Swims out with a ton of keys and runs up the hill*

12:26 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : *runs back to safe snatching a key from scott*

12:26 Lettucecow

(cody) *le runs up the hill*

12:26 Glenn31

(Amy) : *literally mows over Scott and gets up first*
(Amy) : I win!

12:26 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Ow! *Keeps going*

12:26 Glenn31

(Chris) : You have to open the safe first, idiot

12:26 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : *tries all 10 keys at once*

12:26 Lettucecow

(cody) *tries his first key*

12:26 Glenn31

(Amy) : *tries a key* nope

12:26 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Tries all of his keys*

12:26 Lettucecow

(cody) Lets see..

12:26 Glenn31

(Amy) : *tries all of 'em* NONE OF THEM WORK!

12:26 Lettucecow

(cody) Nope,non..

12:27 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : *shoves a key so hard in it breaks the ock*

12:27 Lettucecow

(cody) wait...

12:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Nope.

12:27 Lettucecow

(cody) *throws all of the dud keys back the thw water*

12:27 BoysCanLikeItToo

(troll)
(Zoey) ; *attempts to fit a key in*

12:27 Glenn31

(Amy) : *shoves all the keys into Cody's trunks and the weight pulls him off the cliff*

12:27 BoysCanLikeItToo ew 12:28 Lettucecow

(cody) Oh my god
(cody) Y U SO THIRSTY

12:28 BoysCanLikeItToo she made quite an attempt to go for the dick and the booty js 12:28 Glenn31

(Amy) : *wipes her hand on Scott*  (sick)

12:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : ARGH! *Starts flailing around* I HAVE CODY ON ME! 

12:28 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : *brings back a bunch more keys*

12:28 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* Jeez, amy a little late to get in my pants

12:28 Glenn31

(Amy) : *stares at Scott for a minute*  (blush)
(Amy) : *does a bitch dive*

12:28 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : *tries the final key*
(brianna) : Cmon, work..

12:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Kicks Amy before she jumps so her jump is a fail*
(Scott) : *Dives*

12:29 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf* Scott, shirtless. I wasn't distracted at all. I mean, Scott is smelly, ugly, hot, well toned...

12:29 Lettucecow

(cody) *finds a key with chris's indented face on it he found in his trunks* 

12:29 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : DANGIT!

12:29 Lettucecow

(cody) *le tries*

12:29 Glenn31 All the keys in Cody's trunks are duds tho xD 12:29 The Villainous Vulture ^ 12:29 Lettucecow

  • le found in water*

12:29 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : *finds a key with amy's face on it and attempts it on the safe*
(brianna) : This is weird..

12:29 Glenn31

(Amy) : *finds a key with scott's face and shoves it between her boobies*  :I

12:30 Lettucecow

(cody) *finds a key with billy on it* *le tries*

12:30 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : *looks at amy* o.o

12:30 Glenn31

(Amy) : Don't judge me

12:30 Lettucecow

(cody) C'mon...work..

12:30 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : *finds a key with the words "brianna is the antoginist" and nearly snaps it in half*

12:30 Lettucecow

(cody) Hmm...fuck it

12:30 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : *tries the key on the safe*

12:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Finds a key that looks like Antonio: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! *Grabs a different key and runs the fuck outta the water and all the way up the hill*

12:30 Glenn31

(Amy) : *takes the scott see out of her cleavage and tries it*

key* 12:30 Lettucecow

(cody) *using the key, he picks the lock and opens it*
(cody)  (troll)  

12:30 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : *safe opens*
(troll)

FUCK YOU CODY 12:31 Glenn31

(Chris) : Cody is disqualified from the challenge!
(Chris) : Brianna wins

12:31 Lettucecow

(cody) Fuck my asshole

12:31 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : Yes! *snaps the key in half*

12:31 Glenn31

(Duncan) : *jumps out from a bush* YES!

12:31 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : *looks in the safe* 
(zoey) : *looks at duncan* HOLY FUCKING COCK BITCH ASS SHIT WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM

12:31 Glenn31

(Chris) : The prize. A McClean Brand Pillow to sleep on
(Duncan) : Yo pushy! *bends Zoey over*

12:32 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : ....
(zoey) : *snaps duncan's neck*
(brianna) : Who wants this tho

12:32 Glenn31

(Duncan) : *falls down the cliff leaving a trail of sperm*

12:32 BoysCanLikeItToo ^ fucking ew 12:32 The Villainous Vulture ^ What have I created? 12:32 Glenn31

(Chris) : Who are you taking to the treehouse tonight, Brianna?

12:32 BoysCanLikeItToo a hijotee clone

(brianna) : Zoey and Scott because why not

12:33 Lettucecow

(cody)  D:

12:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Great.

12:33 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* I'm tired of sleeping in a cave!

12:33 BoysCanLikeItToo

(zoey) : ^_^ brianna's my main hoe

12:33 Glenn31

(Amy) : Hmpf, after all I've done for you Brianna

12:33 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : Oh?
(brianna) : Sorry amy, i forgot you were here!

12:34 Lettucecow

(cody) I wish I did

12:34 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : *conf* I don't think that came out right

12:34 Glenn31

(Amy) : *throws Cody off the cliff*
(Amy) : Did you now?

12:34 Lettucecow

(cody) YESSSSS

12:34 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : oh no cody's dying

12:34 Glenn31

(Amy) : Ew, I wasn't talking to you

12:34 Lettucecow

(CODY) *lands on a dolphin and kills it*

12:34 Glenn31

(Amy) : He'll be fine, it's a cartoon

12:34 Lettucecow

(cody)  D:
(cody) Oh well

12:34 Glenn31

(Chris) : Elimination is in 1 hour!

12:34 BoysCanLikeItToo Dapi: CAN SIERRA RETURN IM COMMIT SUSIDE 12:35 Glenn31 No That's like not even funny 12:35 The Villainous Vulture ^ 12:35 BoysCanLikeItToo then why cant i breathe 12:35 The Villainous Vulture I find it very funny  :P 12:35 Lettucecow it's pretty funny 12:35 Glenn31

(Sierra) : *throws herself off the golden gate*  (troll)
(pacman) SCENE SWITCHES TO ELIMINATION CEREMONY  (pacman)

12:35 Lettucecow

(cody) *uploads and favorites to youtube*

12:36 Glenn31 Merge Contestants: Cameron (OUT) Cody Zoey Harold (OUT) Felix (OUT) Jared Amy Vin (OUT) Scott Antonio (OUT Dave Vote in mah PM gurlz 12:38 Lettucecow

:P

12:38 Glenn31

(Chris) : *gives marshmallows to everyone except Zoey and Scott*

12:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Saw this coming.

12:38 Glenn31

(Chris) :  (Scott) , you're on the chopping block for being smelly and disgusting

12:38 BoysCanLikeItToo

(zoey) : What the even fuck

12:39 Glenn31

(Chris) :  (Zoey) , you're on the chopping block for scaring the crap out of everyone every day
(Chris) : The lovebirds as the bottom two, how sweet
(Amy) :  (twitch)

12:39 BoysCanLikeItToo

(zoey) : Just get on with it

12:39 Glenn31

(Chris) : The final marshmallow goes to...........
(Chris) : ...............
(Chris) : To.................

12:39 BoysCanLikeItToo

(zoey) : :o

12:39 Glenn31

(Chris) : ...........................................

12:40 Lettucecow

(cody) Suspense!!! oooooooo! Get on with ti!

12:40 Glenn31

(Chris) :  (Scott)
(Amy) : YES!

12:40 BoysCanLikeItToo

(zoey) : WHAT?!

12:40 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : WHOOO!

12:40 Glenn31

(Amy) : I mean...
(Amy) : Yay, Zoey's gone...

12:40 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : Eek! Not zoey!

GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 12:41 Glenn31 Yes? 12:41 BoysCanLikeItToo YOU BACKSTABBING BITCH 12:41 Glenn31

(Chris) : Zoey, any final remarks?
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12:41 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : I have a final remark!

12:42 Glenn31

(Chris) : You're not going home, Brianna. Sit down

12:42 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) ; Oh heck no
(brianna) ; It's just that
(brianna) : You counted wrong

12:42 Glenn31

(Chris) : Did I?

12:42 Lettucecow

(cody) Yes

12:42 Glenn31

(Chris) : Would anyone like to see the votes?

12:42 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) ; Mhmm

12:42 Lettucecow

(cody) Me

12:42 BoysCanLikeItToo

(Brianna) : I'd love to
(zoey) :  (twitch) CHRIS..

12:43 Glenn31

(Brianna) :  (Scott)
(Zoey) :  (Amy)
(Cody) :  (Scott)
(Amy) :  (Zoey)

12:43 The Villainous Vulture I called that shit 12:43 Glenn31

(Scott) :  (Zoey)

12:43 Lettucecow um 12:43 Glenn31

(Jared) :  (Zoey)
(Dave) :  (Zoey)

12:44 BoysCanLikeItToo

(zoey) :  (twitch)

12:44 Glenn31

(Chris) : 4 for Zoey, 2 for Scott
(Chris) : Anything else wrong?

12:44 BoysCanLikeItToo

(zoey) : YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!

12:44 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : 0-0 *Runs away*

12:44 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) ; Chris..lets say someone had the idol

12:44 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Yawn*

12:44 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : And let someone else use it

12:44 Glenn31

(Chris) : Let's say I know you have the idol

12:44 Lettucecow

(cody) I didn't vote out zoey, I'm fine. You beat the shit out of them zoey

12:44 Glenn31

(Chris) : Let's also say Idols can't be transferred

12:45 BoysCanLikeItToo

(zoey) :  (twitch) *runs after them* BITCHES

12:45 Glenn31

(Chris) : Let's ALSO say that idols can only be used once per season
(Chris) : So, I'll be taking this *takes the idol out of Brianna's pocket*

12:45 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) ; The heck?!
(brianna) ; Give me my idol!

12:46 Glenn31

(Chris) : Can't, It's already been used

12:46 Lettucecow

(cody) when??

12:46 Glenn31

(Chris) : Remember the reason Dave returned?

12:46 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : ....

12:46 Glenn31

(Chris) : It was because he had it, remember?

12:46 BoysCanLikeItToo um no brianna 12:46 Glenn31 Um 12:46 BoysCanLikeItToo always had it 12:46 Glenn31 You should've brought that up when Dave returned 12:46 BoysCanLikeItToo the fuck did dave even come from

(twitch)

12:46 Glenn31 Because I stated that was the reason he returned 12:46 BoysCanLikeItToo glenn 12:46 The Villainous Vulture he was gonna get it out 12:46 BoysCanLikeItToo you fucking 12:46 The Villainous Vulture But Glenn pushed him off 12:47 BoysCanLikeItToo ^ 12:47 Glenn31 Before I knew he had the idol 12:47 BoysCanLikeItToo glenn brianna has that shit 12:47 Lettucecow 6 12:47 BoysCanLikeItToo and always had 12:47 Lettucecow ^ 12:47 Glenn31 You wanna go down that route? Fine 12:47 BoysCanLikeItToo where did dave even come from having the idol 12:47 Lettucecow ^ 12:47 Glenn31

(Chris) : Dave, it would seem that your reasons for being here aren't as true as you say

12:47 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : *looks at dave* ?

12:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : But I had it before you pushed me off!

12:47 Lettucecow

(cody) Wrong

12:48 Glenn31

(Chris) : Brianna, when did you find the idol?

12:48 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) :  (twitch)

12:48 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I even gave it back when I returned!

12:48 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : Long. Before. Dave. Returned.

12:48 Lettucecow

(cody) no seal of approval

12:48 Glenn31

(Chris) : I never even gave an idol to Brianna, so it must be a fake

12:48 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) : You've even seen my seal..(twitch)

12:48 Glenn31

(Chris) : Zoey, sit down

12:48 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Chris verified it!

12:48 Lettucecow

(cody) Brianna had it

12:48 Glenn31

(Chris) : Dave, stand up

12:48 TDfan10

(samey) *watching at home* YES! BRIANNA'S OUT!  (:D)

12:48 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) :  (twitch) *snatches the idol back*

12:48 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Dude, you verified my idol though!

12:48 Lettucecow

(cody) I've seen it, brianna had the real one

12:48 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) ; YOU VERIFIED BOTH OF OURS.

12:48 Glenn31

(Chris) : I guess I was wrong

12:49 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) :  (twitch)

12:49 Glenn31

(Chris) : But since Brianna had a real one first, it seems Dave is out

12:49 Lettucecow

(Cody) Yup

12:49 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Why don't you just send Zoey home?!

12:49 Glenn31

(Chris) : Instead of the red wonder

12:49 BoysCanLikeItToo

(brianna) :  (twitch) Dave...*ponytail slowly comes out*

12:49 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : You verified mine wrong!

12:49 Glenn31

(Chris) : Because we've had too many double eliminations, and you are disqualified

12:49 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : If anything it's your fault!

12:49 Glenn31

(Amy) : *grabs Dave by the collar of his shirt and throws him off the cliff* SHUT UP!
(Chris) : Thank you
(Amy) : c:

12:50 The Villainous Vulture Eh fuck it Adios guys 12:50 BoysCanLikeItToo i'm so confused whos out 12:50 Glenn31 I am too a bit xD 12:50 Lettucecow brb 12:50 Glenn31

(stop) THIS EPISODE HAS ENDED  (stop)

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