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(stop) EVERYBODY STFU PLOX (stop)

(Don) : Last time on The Ridonculous Race
(Don) : The teams took a scenic drive from Brasov to Sibiu Airport in some fancy electric hybrids
(Don) : Emma and Kitty's GPS advantage proved to be useless, after Scarlett used her freaky science to shut it down, along with not just the Sisters' car, but her own too
(Don) : What an idiot
(Don) : Vin and Billy somehow made it to the finish line first, securing them First Class travel to our next location, and an advantage
(Don) : And unfortunately for Harold and Leonard, they never made it back
(Don) : Wherever they are, I hope they're enjoying it
(Don) : Today's challenge is going to be intense, with a lot of running and knowledge about our next location
(Don) : Who will we be leaving stranded today? Find out right now on
(Don) : The Ridnculous Race!
(music) INTRO  (music)
(stop) TALK! ON THE PLANE  (stop)

8:23 Lettucecow

(vin) Anyway billy, thats what I THINK happened to the geeks.

8:23 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : The geeks are dead I guess

8:23 Lettucecow

(billy) Why do they get eaten by stray dogs again?

8:23 Glenn31

(Emma) : Urgh! I can't believe that ginger-haired four-eyed freak took out our GPS and got us lost!

8:23 Lettucecow

(vin) Because nobody likes them billy.
(billy) ohhhhhhh

8:23 Glenn31

(Kitty) : It was kind of funny how their car got cut out too
(Emma) : Yeah, but so did OURS
(Owen) : *snoring very loudly tbh*

8:24 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Hating life

8:24 Lettucecow

(Jay) *hanging from the plane on a rope with mickey again* OH COME ON.

8:24 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Thats what I learned in training!

8:24 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Sleeping af*

8:24 Glenn31

(Owen) : *spazzes out in sleep* HIDFHSJIFODGHJISDKOFJGH *punches Scott in the face*

8:24 Lettucecow

(Mickey) HOW DO WE KEEP GETTING OVER HERE?

8:24 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Can you get it through your brain, numbskull? Nobody fucking cares

8:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : OW 

8:25 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *looking out the window* Ugh this is gonna end well...

8:25 Lettucecow

(cody) *playing go fish with jared* GO FISH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA BEATEN!

8:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : SHIT!
(Jared) : *Twitch*

8:25 Glenn31

(Amy) : And that's how I got voted Class President 4th year in a row, and demoted Samey to my secretary

8:25 Lettucecow

(cody)  (troll)

8:25 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *asleep*
(Amy) : STOP DOING THAT!

The Villainous Vulture has left the chat. 8:25 Glenn31

:/

8:26 Lettucecow

(Skipp) OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOGMOGMGOGMOGMGOGMOGMGDAVE!

8:26 Glenn31 tf he's not answering on Steam 8:26 Lettucecow he probably had to do something 8:26 Glenn31 just sub his characters until he gets back 8:26 Lettucecow yep The Villainous Vulture has joined the chat. 8:26 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Well I'm not a woman like YOU...

8:26 Glenn31 or not at all .-. 8:26 The Villainous Vulture Back plux 8:26 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *punches Brick* No.

8:26 Glenn31 tf happened 8:26 The Villainous Vulture Exited TF2

(Scott) : OWEN YOU ASSHOLE

8:27 Glenn31

(Owen) : *wakes up* Hu-huh?

8:27 Lettucecow

(Skipp) DAVEDAVEDAVEDAVEDAVEDAVEDAVEDAVE

8:27 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : What will await us on this "Fine" day?

8:27 Lettucecow

(Skipp) WE'REGOINGTODUBLIN

8:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : WHAT.  (Twitch)
(Dave) : I. KNOW.

8:27 Lettucecow

(skipp) YEAYEAHYEAHYEAHIT'SGONNABEGREAT

8:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Slams his head on the wall* SHUT UP!

8:28 Glenn31

(Taylor) : *filing her nails* You better not screw up this challenge mom

8:28 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : IRELAND? I'm not a fucking leprechaun... *sits down hardly*

8:28 Lettucecow

(skipp) *starts running on the plane ceiling* IREALLYSHOULDN'THAVEHAD8PACKSOFREDBULLS!!!!!
(CODY) 0.0

8:28 Glenn31

(Amy) : *walking down the aisle thingy*
(Amy) : *stops at Dave and Skipp's seats* Is... he ok?

8:28 Lettucecow

(Skipp) MOFGMGOGMOGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOMGMGOOMGOMGOMG
(Skipp) DUBLINDUBLINDUBLINDUBLIN

8:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : What do YOU want? *Le crosses arms*

8:29 Glenn31

(Amy) : And I thought Zoey was bad
(Amy) : Uh.. can I talk to you? Alone.

8:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Hmph. Whatever.

8:29 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *sleeping*

8:29 Glenn31

(Amy) : *walks over to the back of the plane* Listen...

8:29 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : I can't do music and shit because I threw my guitar  :(

8:30 Lettucecow

(Skipp) *appears between them* WHATCHA TALKINGABOUTGUYS?????

8:30 Glenn31

(Amy) : I re-watched the finale of TDPI before I came on here and well....
(Amy) : LEAVE!

8:30 Lettucecow

(skipp) WHY?

8:30 Glenn31

(Amy) : *pulls over a curtain*

8:30 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *sleepwalking*

8:30 Lettucecow

(SKIPP) *Starts running in circles*

8:30 Glenn31

(Amy) : Anyway

8:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Pushes Skipp into a wall, knocking his ass out* -_-

8:30 Glenn31

(Amy) : I guess I never realised how cold I was to you after you won

8:31 Lettucecow

(skipp) *stars spazzing out like a fish out of water in his sleep*

8:31 Glenn31

(Amy) : i mean... you DID apologize for what you did to me at the afterparty... and then I poured my drink on you

8:31 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Yea. You did.

8:31 Glenn31

(Amy) : Well, I just wanted to apologize for that
(Amy) : For everything really  :I

8:31 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *sleepwalks into bathroom and begins moving at the mirror*

8:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Awesome. Can I go now?

8:32 Glenn31

(Amy) : Oh... yeah

8:32 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *grabs Gwen* No. *throws her into a wall*

8:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Walks away*

8:32 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf* Well that went a little different than I thought

8:32 Lettucecow

(Skipp) *spazzing out behind amy in the conf*

8:33 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *conf* Is it me or is... Jo more hostile than I rememb- *Jo barges in*

8:33 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Ugh. We need to take down those two wannabes

8:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Is above Amy and pours water on her*  (:D)

8:33 Glenn31

(Amy) :HDJSJFJJGJG

8:33 Lettucecow

(cody) *getting it all on video*

8:33 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *conf* YOU'RE DEAD TO- *conf cuts off there*

8:33 Glenn31

(Amy) : JARED!

8:33 Lettucecow

(cody) NICE ON JARED!
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8:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Now you know how Dave felt!  (:D)

8:33 Glenn31

(Amy) : UUUUUUUUUGH! *storms off like a bitch*

8:33 Lettucecow

(cody) KEEP RUNNING FROM YOUR PROBLEMS! WE ALL HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

8:33 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : BIHSGIFJGISJFOGSJOEJ *begins spazzing out in wall*

8:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHY MCGEE

8:34 Glenn31

(Zoey) : You look.... a little moist
(Amy) : Bite me.
(Izzy) : *in the seats behind Amy* OK! *tries to reach over to her*
(Amy) : *slaps Izzy's hand away*
(Izzy) :  D:

8:34 Lettucecow

(BILLY) *indulging in a wine and cheese tasting in first class*

8:34 TrueCobalion

(Brick) :  (:D) Am I on drugs?

8:34 Glenn31

(Sugar) : HEY! DON'T HIT MAH NEW BEST FRIEND!

8:35 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : No. *kicks Brick*

8:35 Glenn31

(Amy) : *looking in her mirror* Ugh! That little shit messed up my makeup! Can I borrow your eyeliner pencil?
(Zoey) : Um, why would I give you anything?
(Amy) : BECAUSE WE'RE TEAMMATES! JUST GIVE IT TO ME!
(Zoey) : I would, but I'm going for the natural look this season  (seductive)

8:35 Lettucecow ew 8:36 Glenn31

(Amy) : Explains why you look more like a bear than usual
(Zoey) :  (frage)

8:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Le pops up comically behind Amy cartoon style and starts poking her* Pokepokepokepokepokepoke

8:36 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *begins cracking up* This is gold... *begins filming it*

8:36 Glenn31

(Amy) : *swats Jared with her mirror*

8:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Owie

8:36 Lettucecow I like that your actually giving jared lines now  :P 8:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : So trying to cheat on Scott with your ex, hm?

8:37 Glenn31 Jared existing 8:37 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *smacks Trent's camera* Nevermermble... *passes out on Trent*

8:37 Glenn31

(Amy) : Wh-what?! No!
(Amy) : I'm over Dave, I was just apologizing to him

8:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Sing-songvoice* I can keep a secret....

8:37 Glenn31

(Owen) : *nudges Scott because he can hear all this* You hear that?

8:37 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Are we there yet?  :(
(Jo) : No.

8:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Listening to music* I really don't care.

8:38 Glenn31

(Owen) : But Jared says Amy's cheating on you!

8:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Open relationship, Owen.

^ Lol 8:38 Glenn31

(Owen) : Is that why I heard you saying Zoey's name in your sleep last night?
(Amy) : *is suddenly beside Owen* He what?
(Owen) : Er.. nothing
(Amy) : *is about to say something but Don cuts her off*
(Don) : Attention passengers!
(Don) : We are about to begin our descent into Dublin

8:39 Lettucecow

(vin) EW

8:40 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Ew.

8:40 Glenn31

(Don) : Please strap yourself to the nearest solid object

8:40 Lettucecow

(vin) I WAS JUST, gonna get a backrub!

8:40 Glenn31

(Izzy) : *holding on to Sugar*

8:40 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *grabs door* Lol

8:40 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : k. *Hangs on to Owen* 

8:40 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *grabs Jo* Guide me

8:40 Lettucecow

(billy) ... *swallows a chair*

8:40 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : No. *punches Brick*

8:40 Glenn31

(stop) IN DUBLIN  (stop)
(Don) : Welcome to Dublin, teams!

Guy: Any of you wanna buy some weed?

(Don) : No!

8:40 Lettucecow

(felix) it smells like alcohol...

8:41 Glenn31 Guy: You suuure?

(Sugar) : *Gasp* THEY SELL FLOWERS ON THE STREETS HERE! GIVE ME 20!

8:41 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : No, you stinky creck  >:O

8:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : I'll take some

8:41 Glenn31 Guy: *is gone*

(Don) : Anyway

8:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) :  D:
(Jared) : *Poking Don because he's bored*

8:42 Glenn31

(Don) : Today's challenge is going to require all your knowledge abo- can you stop that please?

8:42 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : But it's fun  D:

8:42 Glenn31

(Don) : I liked you better when you didn't do anything
(Don) : Anyway

8:43 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Go fuck a rose

8:43 Glenn31

(Don) : I will

8:43 Lettucecow

(vin) *smiles as cody hands him 10 bucks* Told you.

8:43 Glenn31

(Don) : Anyway, right now we're in the heart of Dublin, and it's history. O'Connell Street

8:43 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Has his arm on Don's shoulder* So can you fucking explain the challenge now?

8:43 Glenn31

(Don) : Behind me is the Spire, which is surprisingly, even a bigger prick than Dave

8:44 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Go fuck yourself, you assclown.

8:44 Glenn31

(Don) : Or maybe not

8:44 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : What a dick.

8:44 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Bite me, Bruce Jenner.

8:44 Glenn31

(Don) : This will be the starting line for your race

8:44 Lettucecow

(Skipp) OMGOMGOGMGOMGOGMOGMGOGMTHATWASGOOD

8:44 Glenn31

(Sugar) : Excuse me Indian Clown! She prefers CAITLYN!

8:45 Lettucecow

(VIN) Nobody cares.

8:45 Glenn31

(Don) : SHUT UP!

8:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Oh, my mistake magic talking cow.

8:45 Glenn31

(stop) PLEASE DO NOT TALK  (stop)

8:45 The Villainous Vulture booty :3 8:45 Glenn31

(Don) : Today's challenge is an Either/Or

8:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Jared doesn't follow yo rules Glenn :3 8:46 Glenn31

(Don) : Either you do a complicated race around the city, using a number of conveniently placed Don boxes

8:46 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) :  (Music) Gay gay GAAAAAAAAAY gay gay!  (Music)

8:46 Lettucecow

(vin) or we actually do something that doesn't fed your ego?
(vin)  (troll)

8:47 Glenn31

(Don) : Or you take a nice dip in one of the country's dirtiest, most poluted rivers
(Don) : The Liffey

8:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Is that what you named your asshole?

8:47 Glenn31

(Don) : Which can be seen right behind you

VV stahp 8:47 The Villainous Vulture >;3 8:47 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : That looks... filthy

8:47 Lettucecow

(billy) SWIMMING  
(VIN) Billy...no...don't even..

8:48 Glenn31

(Don) : Inside the river, is unfinished food, drink cans, animal feces and even some shopping carts

8:48 Lettucecow

(billy) SWIMMING  (die)

8:48 Glenn31

(Don) : If you're going to do the swim, you'd better hope you win First Class, because you'll need a hot shower after that

I'm sorry I'm making this up as I go along xD 8:49 The Villainous Vulture Lol 8:49 Glenn31 if SOMEBODY wasn't so eager to do this I probably would've had more time to think of something

Lettucecow

8:50 Lettucecow

(troll)

8:50 Glenn31

(Don) : Once you're finished, you'll have to make your way to the final location in the city race
(Don) : Hopefully you'll get there before the sane people who DIDN'T swim in the river
(Don) : The first person to reach the final location wins First Class and a nifty advantage in our next location

8:51 Lettucecow

(vin) Hold up
(vin) WHATS OUR advantage? 
(vin) hm?

8:51 Glenn31

(Don) : That depends
(Don) : River or Don Boxes?

8:52 Lettucecow

(BILLY) ....
(billy) *pushes vin into the river and jumps in*
(vin)  (twitch)

8:52 Glenn31

(Don) : Excellent choice
(Don) : *pulls a canoe out of his pocket*
(Don) : This is your advantage *throws it down to them*

8:52 Lettucecow

(vin) oh no- *it lands on him*

8:53 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Grabs Cody and throws him in the river, then jumps in* BANZAI!

8:53 Lettucecow

(CODY) YEAH!!

8:53 Glenn31

(Taylor) : I am NOT swimming in that river
(Emma) : Nope.

8:53 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : To the don boxes!

8:53 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Literally pushes Emma and Kitty into the river*
(Dave) : That's for Romania.

8:53 Glenn31

(Emma) : AAAGH!

8:53 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Gonna swim at this shit *jumps into the river with Brick*

8:53 Lettucecow

(skipp) OMGOGMOGMOGDAVETHATSOFUNNY

8:53 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Let's go Skipp! *Starts running*

8:54 Lettucecow

(Skipp) *literally running at sanic speed* 8PACKSOFREDBULLSZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Hey Owen, if we go in the river I can ride you like a raft

8:54 Glenn31

(Don) : The first Don Box is located at Croke Park, a big stadium that's that-a-way

8:54 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *begins swimming*

8:54 Glenn31

(Owen) : Ok Scott

8:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Grabs onto Skipp and goes with him*

8:54 Glenn31

(Taylor) : *goes there*

8:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Pushes Owen in and hops on his fat ass*

8:54 Lettucecow

(BILLY) *pulls a giant breakstick out of the water and starts using it a an ore*

8:54 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *begins running 'that-a-way'*

8:54 Glenn31

(Amy) : Well, I'm already wet so... *pulls Zoey into the river with her*

8:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : I HEAR THEY HAVE CAKE IN FIRST CLASS OWEN!

8:54 Lettucecow

(vin) How is this working.

8:54 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *runs after Trent*

8:55 Glenn31

(Owen) : *blows air out of his mouth into the river like a motor and goes fast af*

8:55 Lettucecow

(skipp) *stops and bucks dave off at the first don box*

8:55 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

8:55 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Hey army boy, I'll help you if you help me get there*\

8:55 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Yes!

8:55 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Okay!

8:55 Lettucecow

(Skipp) OMGOMTHISISWORKINGLETSGODAVE

8:55 Glenn31 Don Box: The next location is.... 8:55 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *Gets to the Don Box*

8:55 Glenn31 Don Box: Dublin Zoo 8:55 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *High fives Skipp and grabs onto him again* GO!

8:55 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Lets go! *darts off*

8:55 Lettucecow

(skipp) LETSGO!
(skipp) *sanic speeds away*

8:56 Glenn31 Sanic the Hidgeheg 8:56 The Villainous Vulture Dave and Skipp are deh best plux 8:56 Glenn31

(Emma) : *swimming af* THIS RIVER IS FILTHY

8:56 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *holding up Jo* Lets move! *swims at a motorboat speed*

8:56 Glenn31

(Owen) : VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

8:56 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Whoah this is sick! *pukes*

8:56 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : GO GO GO!

8:56 Lettucecow

(Jay) *him and mickey are paddling ontop of a shopping cart*

8:56 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Swimming af*

8:57 Lettucecow

(cody) I HAVE A BETTER IDEA JARED!

8:57 Glenn31

(Sugar) : *floating along af*

8:57 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Huh?

8:57 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *gets to the second box*

8:57 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : I see the zoo and the box!

8:57 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets to the zoo box*

8:57 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *gets to second Donbox*

8:57 Glenn31 Don: Connoly Station 8:57 Lettucecow

(skipp) WEDIDIT

8:57 Glenn31 Don Box* 8:57 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *sprints off*

8:57 Lettucecow

(skipp) *sanic speeds off again*

8:57 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Grabs Skipp again* OH GOD

8:57 Lettucecow

(Skipp) LETSGODAVE

8:57 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Faster army boy!

8:57 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I GRABBED LATE! 

8:57 Glenn31

(Amy) : *running*

8:57 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *speeding all with might*

8:57 Lettucecow

(Skipp) *casually dragging dave on the ground*

8:57 Glenn31

(Don) : Public Transport is available

8:58 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : THIS HURTS BUT IT'S WORTH FIRST CLASS

8:58 Glenn31

(Don) : Trains, Buses, Taxis, and even Streetcars

8:58 Lettucecow

(cody) *gets a burrito out of the water and stuffs it sugars mouth*

8:58 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : PFFF! NO PUBLIC TRANSPORT CAN BEAT SKIP

8:58 Lettucecow

(cody) GET ON JARED!

8:58 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Hops on*

8:58 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *gets in train* conolly station now!

8:58 Glenn31

(Sugar) : *eats it and continues*

8:58 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *gets in the train*

8:58 Lettucecow

(cody) *they boom across the river*

8:58 Glenn31

(Izzy) : *surfing on Sugar's back* WOOOOHOOOOOO!

8:58 Lettucecow

(skipp) *bucks dave off the next don box* OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

8:58 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *helping Brick swim faster*

8:58 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Makes it to the end of the river with Owen doe* Now where?
(Dave) : OW!

8:59 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Donbox!

8:59 Glenn31 Don Box: The Final Location is.... Don Box: ...... 8:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : -_-

8:59 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : ...

8:59 Lettucecow

(skipp) ....

8:59 Glenn31 Don Box: Is...... 8:59 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : GET ON WITH IT!

8:59 Lettucecow

(skipp) *slaps it and displays the location*

8:59 Glenn31 Don Box: *silence* 8:59 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Speak you stupid box

9:00 Glenn31

(Don) : Uh oh
(Don) : It appears the don box has broken down

9:00 TrueCobalion

(jo) : Let's stop here! *gets off the river and begins running with brick*

9:00 Glenn31

(Amy) :OH COME ON!

9:00 Lettucecow

(felix) *him and scarlett make it* phew...huh,,why is the box..?
(felix) is it down?

9:00 Glenn31

(Don) : I can give you a hint

9:00 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *grabs Don Box* SPEAK!!!

9:00 Glenn31

(Don) : Where is the finish line always situated?!

9:00 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *begins charging* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHG!

9:01 Lettucecow

(skipp) *grabs dave and speeds off* AIRPORT!

9:01 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Let's go! *Speeds off*

9:01 Glenn31

(Kelly) : *runs slow af*

9:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Makes it to that Airport doe since he got off the river first like a while ago*

9:01 Glenn31

(Amy) : TAXIIIIIII!

9:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Well this was easy.

9:01 Glenn31

(Don) : Wow, already?

9:01 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *gets on subway* AIRPORT. NOW!!!

9:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : We got off the River like half an hour ago

9:01 Glenn31

(Don) : Scott and Owen win!

9:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Owen really wants his cake.

9:01 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *get to airport*

9:01 Lettucecow

(vin) *gets off the river and into the airport*

9:01 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : No more running... ;_;

9:01 Glenn31

(Emma) : *arrives*

9:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Grabs Skipp af* FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK *Lets go when they reach the airport and goes flying* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

9:02 Glenn31

(Sugar) : *arrives*

9:02 Lettucecow

(skipp) SORRY!

9:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Hits the wall* Ow.

9:02 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *arrives*

9:02 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *arrives*

9:02 Lettucecow

(cody) *him and jared make it*

9:02 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *follows after Jo*

9:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Dammit. Now I smell like shit.

9:02 Lettucecow

(Jay) *dragging mickey while hes somehow stuck to the shopping cart* we...did..it

9:02 Glenn31

(Don) : Good thing you two won the shower... you reek!

9:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Actually I never went in the water

9:02 Glenn31

(Owen) : Pfft! Who needs a shower!? *smells like literal shit*

9:02 TrueCobalion

(Ennui) : *arrives af*

9:03 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : I was standing on Owen's back the whole time
(Scott) : But yea, Owen, please shower.

9:03 Glenn31

(Owen) : Nah

9:03 TrueCobalion

(Crimson) : ... *barges through with car*

9:03 Glenn31

(Don) : So... who's left?

9:03 Lettucecow

(felix) Not sure
(vin) I think everyone we care about is here

9:03 Glenn31

(Don) : Are the twins herE?

9:04 The Villainous Vulture herE af 9:04 Lettucecow

(jay) *literally washed up by the airport* Yes...

9:04 TrueCobalion herE  :P 9:04 Glenn31

;(

9:04 Lettucecow

(Mickey) I'm stuck to the shopping cart..

9:04 Glenn31

(Don) : Hmm
(Don) : OH here we go
(Don) : Bianca and Brianna
(Don) : and Taylor and Kelly

9:04 Lettucecow

(felix) what about the showoffs?

9:04 Glenn31

(Amy) : How are they still even IN this show?

9:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Bianca) : *A tree smashes through the wall of the airport and they walk through*
(Bianca) : ABOUT TIME.

9:04 Glenn31

(Ellody) : *arrives in nerd style*

9:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Bianca) : BRIANNA YOU ARE THE SLOWEST BITCH

9:05 Glenn31

(Don) : Well, that looks to be everyone except Taylor and Kelly!
(Taylor) : *arrives* WHAT!?
(Kelly) : *arrives out of breath af* Oh.. sorry sweetie
(Taylor) : THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING MOM!

9:05 Lettucecow

(cody) *cough* BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

9:05 Glenn31

(Taylor) : ...

shit

(Kelly) : ...

9:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Throws a crumpled up piece of paper at Taylor's head* Get out of here ya slut.

9:06 Glenn31

(Kelly) : You know what
(Kelly) : YOU
(Taylor) : Are completely right  :/
(Kelly) : I know....
  • they leave af*
(Don) : *gives everyone their tickets*

9:06 Lettucecow

(vin) There goes a waste of space
(vin) but we still have skipp so

9:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : FIRST CLASS!

9:07 Lettucecow

(skipp) HEY!

9:07 Glenn31

(Amy) : Ew... Berlin?

9:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Hey Skipp might be annoying but he's fucking fast as hell

9:07 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Berlin?

9:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Oh lovely, Nazis.

9:07 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *nazi jokes intensify*

9:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I WANNA PISS ON HITLER'S GRAVE!

9:07 Lettucecow

(cody) YEAH! Ich liebe Deutschland!

9:07 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Germany hm?

9:07 Lettucecow

(felix) Yes

9:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Walks up to Emma and Kitty* Oh by the way girls

9:08 Glenn31

(Emma) : What?

9:08 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *inches towards Cody* wer zum Teufel kümmert sich um Deutschland?

9:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : This little rivalry we've been having. Its just. Getting. Started.
(Dave) : Later losers!

9:08 Lettucecow

(Skipp) WE'REGONNAPUTYOUINTHEGROUND

9:08 Glenn31

(Emma) : Oh, you don't know the half of it....
(Kitty) : -_-

9:09 TrueCobalion

(Trent) :  :/

9:09 Lettucecow

(Skipp) WEMAKEAGREATEAMDAVE

9:09 The Villainous Vulture

  • A ball of paper hits Emma's head*

9:09 Glenn31

(Emma) : Ow! Stop doing that!

9:09 The Villainous Vulture

  • The Paper reads, "Worst. Villain. Ever."

9:09 Glenn31

(Emma) : Wh-what?! I'm not a villain!

9:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Sure you aren't, Lady Malaysia

9:10 Glenn31

(Emma) : *crumples up the paper and throws it at the twins* Oh. They are going down!

9:10 Lettucecow

(Skipp) *Laughs*

9:10 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *breathes shit on Brick*

9:10 The Villainous Vulture Omg Dave is literally my favorite now doe 9:10 Lettucecow

(Mickey) OW! IT'S IN MY CORNEA!

9:10 Glenn31

(Don) : Rivalries seem to be heating up

9:10 TrueCobalion

(Brick) :  :D

9:10 Lettucecow

(Mickey) MY EYE IS BLEEDING!

9:11 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Ew

9:11 Glenn31

(Don) : And so is Mickey's eye...

9:11 Lettucecow

(mickey) *running around the background* AHHHHHHHHHHH!

9:11 Glenn31

(Don) : Will he survive? Will our teams be killed by Nazis in Germany? Find out next time on
(Don) : THE RIDONCULOUS RACE!
(stop) IT'S OVER!  (stop)

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