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(stop) SHUT UP (stop)

(Don) : Last time on The Ridonculous Race
(Don) : Our teams were let lose in Berlin
(Don) : Jared found pleasure in running around with a Swastika
(Don) : While Emma didn't find much of it having one taped to her back
(Don) : In the end, Dave and Skipp won First Class travel and an advantage in today's challenge
(Don) : And Emma and Kitty narrowly avoided elimination
(Don) : What have we got in store today? Find out right now on
(Don) : The Ridonculous Race!
(music) INTRO  (music)
(stop) ON DAT TRAIN DOE  (stop)

8:31 The Villainous Vulture Train? 8:31 Glenn31 yep 8:31 The Villainous Vulture But Airport... 8:31 Glenn31 Don's an idiot so

(Amy) : I can't believe Don made us walk all the way from the airport to the train station

8:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : What even was the point of that?

8:32 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Dumb bitch doesn't know what hes getting through

8:33 Lettucecow

(skipp) *is jumping up and down in first class, he has 30 energy drink cans behind him* OMGOMGOMGOMOGMOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

8:33 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Come on Jo its exercise!

8:33 Glenn31

(Amy) : Why are you down here?

8:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : -_-

8:33 Glenn31

(Amy) : Shouldn't you be in First Class, not bothering us?

8:33 Lettucecow

(SKIPP) DAVETHESEDRINKSARESOGOOD
(skipp) THISISFIRSTCLASS

8:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I think you've had enough.

8:33 Lettucecow

(skipp) NONONONONONONONONONONONONONNO

8:33 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Zzzzz...

8:34 The Villainous Vulture Did you not see "Jumping up and down in first clas"? 8:34 Lettucecow

(skipp) THESEARESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOOD

8:34 The Villainous Vulture class* 8:34 Glenn31

(Amy) : He's had so much even I'M getting hallucinations

I swear I didn't xD 8:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I can help. *Slaps her*

8:34 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *humming and shit*

8:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : You're welcome.

8:34 Lettucecow

(SKIPP) IFIHAVEMOREITHINKI'MGOINGTOCRASH

8:34 Glenn31

(Amy) : OW!
(Amy) : You enjoyed that.

8:34 Lettucecow

(SKIPP) EH,ONEMORE
(skipp) *downs it*
(skipp) .............
(skipp) .........

8:34 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : It's gone silent...

8:34 Lettucecow

(skipp) IFEELWEIRD

8:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Maybe/

8:35 Lettucecow

(skipp) *collapses*

8:35 Glenn31

(Amy) : Since we're not on a plane this time. Where are the Felix lookalikes?

8:35 Lettucecow

(Jay) *strapped to the top of the train* OH COME ON.,

8:35 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Those geeks are at it again?
(jo) : What a fucking joke
(Brick) : Jo... Say it...
(Jo) : *kicks brick*

8:36 Lettucecow

(skipp) *literally unconcious*

8:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Come on Jo, you know you want to.

8:36 Lettucecow

(cody) DO IT!

8:36 Glenn31

(Amy) : COME ON! I'VE MONEY BET ON YOU SAYING IT THIS EPISODE!

8:36 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Fine...
(Jo) : PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

8:37 Glenn31

(Amy) : *drowned in spit* -_-

8:37 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : kthxbye *runs off*

8:37 Lettucecow

(skipp) *wakes up*

8:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Covered in spit* .......

8:37 Lettucecow

(Skipp) ow...my head..

8:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Worth it.

8:37 Lettucecow

(skipp) I...got..a monster headache..

8:37 Glenn31

(Amy) : I can feel myself getting her STDs

8:37 Lettucecow

(skipp) what time is it dave?

8:37 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Wtf is this spit

8:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Time for you to stop drinking these.

8:37 Lettucecow

(skipp) *realizes hes talking normal* THE HELL.

8:37 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : I think Jo did her massive pfft

8:38 Lettucecow

(skipp) Dave...

8:38 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Ew

8:38 Lettucecow

(skipp) am I talking different...? 

8:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Little bit.

8:38 Lettucecow

(skipp) ....
(skipp) I think i drank so many I crashed.

8:38 Glenn31

(Don) : *over the PA* Alright everyone, I'll be taking a quick break here in Belarus while you're in Moscow
(Don) : So this episode, you'll be looked after by our guest host

8:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Ew, Belarus

8:39 Lettucecow

(skipp) Cool

8:39 Glenn31

(Chris) : *walks out into the train car* GOOOOOD MORNING!
(Amy) : Oh no!

8:39 Lettucecow

(skipp) darn.

8:39 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : ...

8:39 Lettucecow

(vin) I STILL HAVE YOUR WALLET!

8:39 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Oh great. Chris what the fuck are you doing here?

8:39 Glenn31

(Sugar) : *Gasp*

8:39 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Fuck this shit I'm out.

8:39 Glenn31

(Chris) : Your restraining orders against me expired, so I thought I'd visit

8:39 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft

8:39 Lettucecow

(skipp) dave! don't leave! we could win this!

8:40 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Begins hitting his head against the wall*

8:40 Lettucecow

(skipp) come on! we got nothin to worry about!

8:40 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Who is this guy?

8:40 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *throws a tree at Chris*

8:40 The Villainous Vulture

(Brianna) : *Does something evil to Chris*

8:40 Lettucecow

(skipp) *takes a quick glance at his phone* alien...dolphin from the future..? Jeez, what was I into?

8:40 TrueCobalion Fuck I have a steam trade brb 8:40 Glenn31

P

8:40 The Villainous Vulture ^ Real OG Tbh 8:41 Glenn31

(Emma) : How did we even lose last time?

8:41 TrueCobalion alright back 8:41 Glenn31

(Kitty) : Because the angry Germans beat us up?

8:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : You're welcome for that, Emma

8:41 Glenn31

(Emma) : Yeah but WHY did they beat us u[?

8:42 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : ...

8:42 Glenn31

(Kitty) : Because Dave stuck a drawing of a Swastika to your back

8:42 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Yep.

8:42 Glenn31

(Emma) : What?! Why didn't you tell me?

8:42 Lettucecow

(skipp) *now his voice sounds really mellow* What that other girl said

8:42 Glenn31

(Kitty) : I thought you knew
(Emma) : -_-

8:42 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Those asians deserved it

8:42 Lettucecow

(skipp) it was funy

8:42 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Heh, morons.

8:42 Lettucecow

  • funny

8:42 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *begins laughing*

8:43 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Le high-fives Dave*

8:43 Glenn31

(Emma) : *conf with Kitty* That little Far-Eastern idiot isn't getting the better of us again today. He's going to be sorry1

8:43 Lettucecow

(skipp) hey dave, what do you think about moscow? I think it'll be a pretty easy place, don't ya think? nothing to worry about.

8:43 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Sorry Miss Malaysia, I guess you're just not as smart as you think

8:43 Glenn31

(Emma) : WHY DO YOU EVEN CALL ME THAT?!

8:43 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *incoming Bruce Jenner comment*

8:44 Lettucecow

(skipp) I think it's cause your asian,man.

8:44 Glenn31

(Emma) : But we're not even Malaysian
(Emma) : We're Thai!

8:44 Lettucecow

(skipp) thats even worse

8:44 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Yep.

8:44 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Nyes

8:44 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Besides, it's a fun thing to call you

8:44 Lettucecow

(skipp) *starts reading a book about inner peace*

8:44 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *conf* There, happy? Pfft.

8:45 Lettucecow

(skipp) I gotta get in tune with my chi, huh dave?

8:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : ...
(Dave) : *Literally slaps him upside the head*

8:45 Glenn31

(Emma) : I really REALLY hate those two

8:45 Lettucecow

(skipp) ow. Please don't do that

8:45 Glenn31

(stop) IN MOSCOW  (stop)

8:46 Lettucecow

(skipp) this place looks tubular man.

8:46 Glenn31

(Chris) : Welcome to Moscow!

8:46 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Skipp. Please stop talking.

8:46 Lettucecow

(skipp) what? didn't you hate me talking before bro?

8:46 Glenn31

(Sugar) : Hm, there's a lot less cactuseseses than I expected
(Chris) : That's Morocco, Sugar...

8:46 Lettucecow

(cody) *facepalm

8:47 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft. Wheres don?

8:47 Lettucecow

(cody) sugar, thats a DESERT.

8:47 Glenn31

(Sugar) : Ooooh, in Japan! Silly me

8:47 Lettucecow

(felix)  (twitch)

8:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Hits Sugar over the head with a lead pipe*

8:47 Glenn31

(Scarlett) :  :/

8:47 Lettucecow

(cody) THANK YOU JARED.

8:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : You are a plague. And I am the cure.

8:47 Glenn31

(Sugar) : Ultimate Grand Supreme goes to Sugaaaar! *faints*

8:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Puts on shades*
  • YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH is heard*

8:48 Glenn31

(Chris) : Ok, Don said if that happens I'm to yell at you
(Chris) : But that was pretty funny, so I won't

8:48 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Yey!

8:48 TrueCobalion

  • csi miami reference because why not*
(Trent) : That was indeed funny

8:48 The Villainous Vulture Jared has magic 4th wall powers 8:48 Glenn31

(Chris) : Anyway

8:48 The Villainous Vulture So he can make memes real :3 8:48 Glenn31

(Chris) : Today you will be racing from Belorussky Train Station, which is here,
(Chris) : To the Red Square, where you'll collect a Russian Flag from the Chris Box
(Amy) : I thought they were called Don Boxes
(Chris) : Not today

8:49 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : So... does border patrol not exist or are you an idiot?
(Dave) : Wait.

8:49 Lettucecow

(skipp) cool beans.

8:49 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : SKIPP YOUR STUPIDITY IS INFECTING ME

8:50 Lettucecow

(skipp) huh?

8:50 Glenn31

(Emma) : Let's hope it gets worse

8:50 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Skipp is... different
(Gwen) : *conf* Did Skipp even get sleep?

8:50 Lettucecow

(skipp) I feel so at peace after I crashed man

8:50 Glenn31

(Chris) : Once you've collected your flag, you'll be running another 42 kilometres to the airport
(Chris) : But here's the catch
(Chris) : Flags can be stolen
(Chris) : And you MUST show up to the airport with at least 1 flag, or you're in big trouble
(Chris) : First to arrive gets first class plus advantage, loser or flagless gets eliminated yadda yadda yadda
(Chris) : Speaking of advantages
(Chris) : Dave and Skipp will get a very special pocket-sized flag, which'll be a lot harder to steal

8:52 Lettucecow

(skipp) Rad.

8:52 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Awesome.

8:52 Glenn31

(Amy) : Oh my god *tosses Skipp a can of Mountain Dew*

8:53 Lettucecow

(skipp) whats this show called again? I don't remember a thing since I had my first energy drink man

8:53 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : "The Shut the Fuck Up Show"

8:53 Glenn31

(Chris) : Public Transport is buses, taxis, and trains

8:53 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : You're the main star.

8:53 Lettucecow

(skipp) really?
(skipp) tubular.

8:54 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft

8:54 Glenn31

(Chris) : Any more questions?

8:54 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Already beating up a russian hobo*

8:54 Lettucecow

(FELIX) By one way skipp is acting...hmm...hey, excuse me, when did you have your first energy drink?
(skipp) uh....
(skipp) early in the 90's man

8:54 Glenn31 how OLD is Skipp? 8:54 Lettucecow 16 8:54 TrueCobalion brb again like omg 8:55 Lettucecow but hes retarded

:P
(skipp) just kidding bro, like 2004

8:55 Glenn31 um 8:55 Lettucecow

(felix) ah.

8:55 Glenn31

(Chris) : Anyway, GO!

8:55 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *runs off*

8:55 Lettucecow

(felix) and you can't remember a SINGLE, thing since- oh nevermind! *runs

8:55 Glenn31

(Scarlett)  (Ellody)  (Mary)  (Amy)  (Owen) : *runs af*
(Emma) : COME ON KITTY!
(Izzy) : *dragging Sugar's unconscious fat ass*

8:56 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Going af*

8:56 Lettucecow

(skipp) *taking pictures* the culture shock man.

8:56 TrueCobalion

(Trent)  (Gwen)  (Brick) : *running*

8:56 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *On Owen's back tbj*

tbh* 8:56 Glenn31 To be Jafar 8:56 The Villainous Vulture Truth 8:56 Lettucecow

(skipp) *stopping at every building and taking a picture*

8:57 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : OH MY GOD. *Smashes the camera and drags Skipp*

8:57 Lettucecow

(skipp) dave, this place is AWESOME

8:57 Glenn31

(Emma) : *Runs past Dave* Hope you don't slow down too much

8:57 Lettucecow

(jay) *literally running past dave and skipp* WOW, WE'RE BEATING YOU!

8:57 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *running past Skipp and Dave* Take a look at your loss when you're busy! HAHA PFFT

8:57 The Villainous Vulture

  • A piece of paper hits Emma's head*

8:57 Lettucecow

(mickey) HAHAHAHA'
(Skipp) *waves*

8:57 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *passes them too*

8:57 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : ...

8:57 Lettucecow

(skipp) chill man.

8:58 Glenn31

(Emma) : There's the square!

8:58 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Pulls out one of the redbulls he was saving for himself and shoves it down Skipps throat*

8:58 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) and  (Trent) : The square!

8:58 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Perfect!

8:58 Lettucecow

(skipp) *spits it out* Nah, I'm done with that stuff.

8:58 Glenn31

(Emma) : *grabs a flag and tucks it between her boobies* c:

8:58 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *grabs flag* Come on lets go!

8:58 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : (Twitch(
(Twitch)

8:58 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *snags a flag*

8:58 Lettucecow

(vin) *gets a flag* LETS GO BILLY!

8:58 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Grabs one tbh*

8:58 Lettucecow

(billy) YES VINNY!

8:58 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *runs af*

8:58 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *grabs a flag and stuffs it down her sweater*

8:59 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : We have to run 42 kilometers

8:59 Lettucecow

(vin) *makes billy swallow the flag*

8:59 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Great, workout!

8:59 Glenn31

(Amy) *shoves the flag up Zoey's ass*

8:59 Lettucecow

(billy)  (derp)

8:59 Glenn31

(Zoey) :  D:

8:59 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Taxi!

8:59 Glenn31

(Amy) : *gets on bus*

8:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Finally gets his flag*  (Twitch)

8:59 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Take us to the airport!

8:59 Glenn31

(Chris) : Dave and Skipp are in last place! They'd better hurry up!

8:59 Lettucecow

(skipp) *I can hold that man
(skipp) *grabs it* Lets do this thing.

9:00 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Whoof workout sure is great!

9:00 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : YOU KNOW WHAT?! *Hands him the flag* RUN!

9:00 Lettucecow

(jay) *walks up to skipp* can I have that?

9:00 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Time for me to have some revenge.

9:00 Lettucecow

(skipp) sure dude. *gives it to jay*

9:00 Glenn31 ^ 9:00 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : NO. *Punches Jay and takes it back*

9:00 Lettucecow

(jay) WOW! YOUR LOSERS EVEN OUR BOOK!
(jay) *runs af*

9:00 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : IDIOT!

9:00 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : This is gonna take a while

9:00 Lettucecow

(skipp) He asked for it man

9:00 The Villainous Vulture

  • Writes something on one of the buildings and runs af*

9:00 Glenn31

(Izzy) : AHAHJAAHAHAHJJAJH1HJHFJSFDH! *snags both of the twins' flags*

9:01 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : I have an idea. *pushes driver out of the car and floors it*

9:01 Lettucecow

(mickey) Hey!

9:01 Glenn31

(Sugar) : *still out af*

9:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Steals Bianca's flag doe plz*

9:01 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Haha we're owning them!

9:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Runs like hell*

9:01 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *throws a tree at Dave*
(Bianca) : GIVE IT BAAAAAACK!

9:01 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Look a taxi and its fast! Jump on! *jumps on Gwen's taxi* 

9:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *NOPE's his way around it*'

9:01 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *jumps on af*

9:01 Lettucecow

(skipp) DON'T HURT THE TREES MAN
(skipp) they have feelings...

9:01 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *biancaspeeds up to them and takes the flag*

9:02 Lettucecow

(cody) *running af*

9:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *NOPE's his way around Brianna*

Bainca* shit 9:02 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Shit! The jocks are on us!

9:02 Glenn31 Bainca af 9:02 The Villainous Vulture fml You get my point' He has their damn flag 9:02 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *takes the Goths' flag*

9:02 Lettucecow

(vin) *steals the goth's flag*

... 9:02 Glenn31 nope 9:02 TrueCobalion ... 9:02 Lettucecow

(vin) *steals bianca's flag*
(vin) *runs af*

9:02 Glenn31

(Bianca) : Nope!
(Bianca) : Uuuugh!

9:02 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Speed up faster!!! *floors it ALOT*

9:03 Lettucecow

(vin) SL-EE-ZE-B-A-G

9:03 TrueCobalion

(jo) : Shit! Brick hold on!

9:03 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *throws a tree at Gwen and Trent's taxi*

9:03 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Oh shit! *jumps off*
(Brick) : *runs af*

9:03 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *In a tax idoe*

hjwauyfskfj 9:03 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Ough...

9:03 Glenn31

:P

9:03 The Villainous Vulture tax idoe plz 9:03 Lettucecow

(skipp) remember woodstock guys?
(skipp) it was so chill.

9:03 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Wake up lets go! *grabs gwen and runs*

9:03 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *viciously takes their flag and runs tbh*

9:03 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Oh hell no!

9:03 The Villainous Vulture Who's flag? 9:03 Glenn31 Gwen and Trent's 9:03 The Villainous Vulture Oh gud 9:04 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : After her!

9:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Too slow. *Gets out of the taxi, pushes someone off their bike and goes*

9:04 Lettucecow

(skipp) That'll mess up your karma dude.

9:04 Glenn31

(Brianna) : LOOK! A VINTAGE GUITAR!

9:04 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *tries to tackle Bianca*

9:04 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *literally uppercuts Gwen*

9:04 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Crap!

9:04 Lettucecow

(felix) *in a taxi with scarlett* hmm...judging my our calculations...skipp and save are still in last place..

save 9:04 Glenn31 save af 9:05 Lettucecow gg 10/10 9:05 TrueCobalion

(jo) : *running hard*

9:05 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Excellent. They were a threat anyway

9:05 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *trips over Gwen* Fuck!

9:05 Lettucecow

(skipp) *literally hugging a tree*

9:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Bikes past Felix's taxi* BITE ME LOSERS

9:05 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Watch it army boy! *kicks him in the balls*
(Brick) : (D:)

9:05 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : We'll pay you double to run over that bike!

9:05 TrueCobalion

D:

9:05 Lettucecow

(felix) thats a bit much.

9:06 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : DO IT!

9:06 Lettucecow

(felix) we don't exactly need to run them over

9:06 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *grabs Brick* COME ON WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!

9:06 Glenn31 Taxi driver: *runs Dave over I guess?* 9:06 Lettucecow

(felix) plus he doesn't even understand english

9:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *NOPE's around the Taxi*
(Dave) : GO FUCK YOURSELF!

9:06 Lettucecow

(felix) we had to tell wherw via google translate.

9:06 Glenn31

(Emma) : *throws a rock at the wheel of Dave's bike*

9:06 Lettucecow

(felix) *shudder*
(skipp) *flies overboard and hits a tree*

9:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Falls off doe* OW!

9:06 Lettucecow

(skipp) das cool brah

9:06 Glenn31

(Emma) : *Snatches the Bike* Bye

9:06 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *snags Dave's flag* NOPE!

9:07 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *holds Dave down af*

9:07 Lettucecow

(skipp) who's flag did they take, man?

9:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Is so fucking mad he hits Trent right in the face* MY GOD DAMN FLAG

9:07 Glenn31

(Kitty) : I'm sorry! Emma made me

9:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Also throws Kitty tf off*

9:07 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *grabs flag and runs*

9:07 Lettucecow

(skipp) ey! we're all chill beans here man.

9:07 Glenn31

(Kitty) : AAaagh!

9:07 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Shit hes on to us!

9:07 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *taxis past Dave tbh*

9:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Pulls Gwen back and rips it from her*
(Dave) : *Keeps going tbh(

9:07 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Outta my way! *gets on a bike and begins flooring it*

9:07 Lettucecow

(jay) *him and mickey run past dave) WOW! LOSERSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

9:08 Glenn31

(Emma) : I see the airport!

9:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Punches Jay in the back of the head and runs past them*

9:08 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *rams through it*

9:08 Lettucecow

(VIN) *makes it doe*

9:08 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *catching up on a random skateboard* WAIT. FOR. ME. UGH

9:08 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *drives through airport*

9:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets there* MY GOD.

9:08 Glenn31 bitch no 9:08 The Villainous Vulture Bish go die yas 9:08 Glenn31 Dave was literally just in like 3rd last my god 9:08 Lettucecow

(skipp) *still hugging a tree*
(skipp) *in last place*

9:08 Glenn31 and Skipp's not there so 9:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : ... Where's Skipp.

9:08 Glenn31

(Chris) : Both members of your team need to be here

9:08 Lettucecow

(vin) we made it! *hi fives billy*

9:09 Glenn31

(Chris) : Brick and Jo arrived first

9:09 Lettucecow

(vin) 4TH HERE! NOT HORRIBLE!

9:09 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : ARGH!

9:09 Glenn31

(Amy) : *arrives*

9:09 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : We need a flag! *spots Felix and Scarlett's taxi*

9:09 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *arrives with Felix*

nope 9:09 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Fuck!

9:09 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Goes back for Skipp* COME THE FUCK ON

9:10 Lettucecow

(skipp) *while running an energy drink cans falls out his pocket*
(skipp) huh.

9:10 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Ah! *takes Ellody's flag*

9:10 Lettucecow

(skipp) I'm thirsty anyway

9:10 Glenn31

(Ellody) : D;

9:10 Lettucecow

(skipp) *drinks it*
(skipp) ....

9:10 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *arrives af*

9:10 Glenn31

(Emma) : This is our only chance *tosses Ellody a flag*

9:10 Lettucecow (skipp OMGOGFMOGMFOGMGOGMOG 9:10 Glenn31

(Ellody) : *arrives*

9:10 Lettucecow

(skipp) *runs af and arrives*

9:10 Glenn31

(Chris) : It's down to Dave and Skipp and Bianca and Brianna

9:10 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *follows*

9:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Holding on to Skipp and makes it*

9:10 Glenn31

(Chris) : But dave and Skipp are in last place, and the others are almost there

9:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : THANK GOD.

9:10 Lettucecow

(skipp) we're HERE!

9:10 Glenn31

(Chris) : Oh
(Emma) :  (twitch)

9:11 Lettucecow

(SKIPP) WHATYEARISIT?

(skip)WHEREAREWE? 9:11 Glenn31

(Bianca) *arrives with bald lady*

9:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : 2015, Moscow.

9:11 Lettucecow

(skipp) WHEREAMI?

9:11 Glenn31

(Chris) : Dave, can I see your flag pls?

9:11 Lettucecow

(skipp) WHYDOISMELLIKEHIPPIE

9:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Throws it to Chris doe*

9:11 Glenn31

(emma) :  (twitch)
(Emma) : *conf* So. Close.

9:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Oh by the way Emma

9:11 Lettucecow

(skipp) DIDWEGETCAPTUREDBYALIENDOLPHINSFROMTHEFUTURE????????? 

9:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Since I thought I was gonna lose
(Dave) : I took my time to get some revenge on you.
  • Emma's phone starts ringing af*

9:12 Glenn31

(Emma) : *answers* Hello?

9:12 Lettucecow

(SKIPP) AHAGGAGAGAGAGAGA
(skipp) *grabs dave* WHATHAPPENED?

9:12 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I wrote your phone number on 3 different walls and wrote in Russia: "Call for a good time"

Russian* 9:12 Glenn31

(Emma) : ...

9:12 Lettucecow

(skipp) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAS

9:12 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Have fun.

9:12 Glenn31

(Emma) : *pulls the sim card out from her phone*
(Emma) : *snaps it in half*

9:13 Lettucecow

(skipp) IDONT'KNOWWHENWEDIDTHATBUTITSOUNDSGREAT

9:13 Glenn31

(Emma) : It's fine

9:13 Lettucecow

(CODY) so who's in last..?

9:13 Glenn31

(Emma) : I can just buy a new phone when I win this show

9:13 Lettucecow

(JAY) no clue

9:13 Glenn31

(Chris) : Bianca and Brianna
(Bianca) : ...

9:13 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : That was awesome

9:13 Lettucecow

(mickey) I don't see the weird goth people..

9:13 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : We owned them!

9:13 Glenn31

(Bianca) : ohthey'renothere?!

9:13 Lettucecow

(cody) I don't see the goths either

9:13 Glenn31

(Chris) : Where ARE Crimson and Ennui?

9:14 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Where's ellody and mary?

9:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Crimson) : *Somewhere else* Darkness.

9:14 Glenn31

(Ellody) ; Here?

9:14 Lettucecow

(skipp) DIDTHEYGETCAPTUREDBYALIENDOLHPINSFROMTHEFUTURE

9:14 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Oh... pfft

9:14 Lettucecow

(felix) and now hes back to normal..

9:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Ennui) : I know, right?

9:14 Lettucecow

(felix) interesting..

9:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Literally walks up to Felix* ...

9:14 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Great, crazy boy is back up

9:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Punches him* ASSHOLE.

9:15 Glenn31

(chris) : Alrigh Bianca and Brianna are safe

9:15 Lettucecow

(felix) OW!

9:15 Glenn31

(Chris) : Crimson and Ennui are eliminated

9:15 Lettucecow

(felix) *conf, holding his nose*WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT TO ME SCARLETT?

9:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Crimson) : Darkness.

9:15 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *conf* Because Dave's a jerk

9:15 Lettucecow

(felix) *conf* it hurts....

9:15 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Think we should teach him a lesson?

9:15 Lettucecow

(felix) Shouldn't we be the bigger person?
(FELIX) *his nose starts bleeding* Nevermind.

9:16 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Yells into their conf* I CAN HEAR YOU ASSHOLES!

9:16 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *conf* Score 1 for the Jocks

9:16 Lettucecow

(felix) *shrieks and jumps into scarlett's arms* DON'T HURT ME

9:16 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER RUSSIAN GUY WHO PUNCHED HIM!
(Scarlett) : Don't do that.

9:16 Lettucecow

(FELIX) my bad.

9:16 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *conf* see general? I am a good soldier!

9:17 Glenn31

(Chris) : *hands out tickets*
(Sugar) : Wuts a Lhasa?

9:17 Lettucecow

(billy) whats a lhasa?
(cody) ......

9:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Imbeciles.

9:17 Lettucecow

(cody) we're surrounded by idiots.

9:17 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : What the fuck is lhasa

9:17 Glenn31

(Chris) : Unfortunately, I won't be accompanying you there

9:17 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : It's a place you dumbfuck bruce jenner

9:17 Glenn31

(Amy) : YES!

9:17 Lettucecow

(vin) IN THAT CASE

9:17 TrueCobalion

(Jo) :  (Derp)

9:18 Lettucecow

(vin) *tackles chris*

9:18 Glenn31

(Chris) : D;

9:18 Lettucecow

(vin) I GOT YOUR WALLET AGAIN!
(vin) AHAHAHAHAH

9:18 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Ohh killem

9:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Shut it, Bruce.

9:18 Lettucecow

(vin) *runs into the airport* SLEEZEBAG!!!!!!!!!! 

9:18 Glenn31

(Chris) : That's fine
(Chris) : I'm still richer than you

9:18 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *runs into the airport* See you slob!

9:18 Lettucecow Can we like wait 10 minutes until we do the enxt one I need to shower

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brbs 9:19 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Goodbye General!

9:19 Glenn31 k

(stop) THIS EPISODE HAS ENDED  (stop)

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