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(stop) SHHHHHH (Stop)

(Don) : Last time on The Ridonculous Race
(Don) : The cast chose their sides
(Don) : Soon fought against the menacing menace that is Dave
(Don) : While others joined him

9:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Yelling* I'M NOT EVEN THAT BAD!

9:01 Glenn31

(Don) : And what better way to heighten the tension than a good old fashioned marathon?
(Don) : In the end, Evil Dave and his worthless lackey Skipp finished first, again
(Don) : And Lil' Red Violent Hood and the Ugly Twin Sister came last, but luckilly, I decided not to eliminate them
(Don) : What's in store today? Who knows? I do!
(Don) : But soon, you will too! Right here on...
(Don) : The Ridonculous Race!
(music) INTRO  (music)
(stop) ON DAT PLANE DOE  (stop)

9:03 The Villainous Vulture

  • Literally everyone are together in different parts of the plane except Scott and Owne*

Owen* 9:03 Lettucecow

(skipp) DAVE! WHYDIDDONCALLMEUSELESSINTHEINTRO

9:03 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : -_-

9:03 TrueCobalion

(jo) : Pfft

9:03 Glenn31 cliques 9:03 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Yes, I heard.

9:03 Glenn31 Dave is Regina George ijs 9:03 The Villainous Vulture Whonow? 9:04 Glenn31 oh right you didn't see Mean Girls c: 9:04 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : That was stupid challenge

9:04 Lettucecow

(vin) *sitting on the opposite side of dave and skipp with billy* So...this competition is awkward now.

9:04 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *straps Jay and Mickey to their seats* You're not going anywhere

9:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Little bit.

9:04 Lettucecow

(Mickey) *vanishes and reappears in the luggage hold*
(jay) *facepalm

9:04 Glenn31

(Sugar) : *also sitting with Dave n' co.*

9:05 Lettucecow

(vin)  (twitch)

9:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Appears behind Jay and Mickey* Hey Cletus people  (die)

9:05 Lettucecow

(Jay) Hello....

9:05 The Villainous Vulture ^ Yes, the Cletus thing is a thing now

(Jared) : Hi!  :D

9:05 Glenn31

(Izzy) : *pops out of a suitcase with a bra on her head* Look at me! I'm an evil corporate mascot!

9:05 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Ew

9:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Um, what?

9:06 Glenn31

(Izzy) : *pulls the bra off and throws it at Dave*

9:06 TrueCobalion (Trent fuck 9:06 Lettucecow

(cody) is that emma's?  (troll)

9:06 Glenn31

(Izzy) : Amy's actually

9:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Lovely.

9:06 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Amy's!?

9:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Pushes it off him*

9:06 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *urge to laugh*

9:06 Glenn31

(Ellody) : By my calculations

9:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Alone with Owen in the middle section* Well this is awkward.

9:07 Glenn31

(Ellody) : All of Skipp's energy drinks should be gone in 3 days, 17 hours, 48 minutes and 29 seconds

9:07 Lettucecow

(felix) Thats good?

9:07 Glenn31

(Owen) : Not completely! More leg room! *stretches out and almost crushes Scott*

9:07 Lettucecow

(skipp) *chugging them down*

9:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : PLEASE. GO BACK. TO NORMAL.

9:07 Glenn31

(Ellody) : Yes, once he goes through withdrawl he'll be physically weaker and slower

9:07 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Not stopping Skipp tbh*

9:07 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft he's gonna drink them faster than Amy can say "Fuck where is my bra"

9:08 Glenn31

(Amy) : Wait

9:08 Lettucecow

(vin) goblins need bras?

9:08 Glenn31

(Amy) : Where IS my bra?

9:08 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Jo no
(Gwen) : *points on floor* Dave had it!

9:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Yells to Amy* IZZY THREW IT AT ME!

9:08 Glenn31

(Izzy) : *skips past them still wearing the bra on her head* Hot Dog Hot Dog Hot Diggety Dog!
(Amy) : ...she can keep it....

9:09 TrueCobalion (Trent Fuck again

(trent) : *humming and shit*

9:09 Glenn31

(Emma) : So Skipp's supply is gonna run dry soon?
(Ellody) : Very soon

9:09 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : nyes

9:09 Glenn31

(Emma) : Perfect
(Scarlett) : Are you still getting headaches Felix?

9:09 Lettucecow e(felix) I think he said he stops at every stor to refill 9:09 Glenn31 ^ Scarlett's like, his fucking mom or something xd 9:09 Lettucecow

(felix) and yes.

9:09 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Conf with Skipp* Sadly for the others, they don't realize we can just get more

9:09 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Here *gives him medicine*

9:10 Lettucecow

(skipp) IKNOWRIGHT
(skipp) WE'REGONNADOMINATETHEM!

9:10 Glenn31

(Don) : *into their conf* I've called ahead to all our locations and told all the local stores not to serve you

9:10 Lettucecow

(skipp) ......

9:10 Glenn31

(Don) : c:

9:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Please. Like that'll stop me.

9:10 Lettucecow

(skipp) AGREED

9:11 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : So what exactly IS our strategy?

9:11 Lettucecow

(felix) let them win?

9:11 Glenn31

(Emma) : For now, Skipp's addiction is their only weakness we know of
(Scarlett) : What? No!

9:11 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Let them take longer paths?

9:11 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Why would you say that Felix?

9:11 Lettucecow

(felix) and I don't think skipp will slow down any time soon
(felix) By my calculations

9:12 Glenn31

(Sugar) : *burps in Vin's face*
(Sugar) : Hoowee! It sure is good being on the winners' side!

9:12 Lettucecow

(felix) the thing that happened in moscow was because he drank too many, in reality, when he has no left, it'll take a while for him to calm down

9:12 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : True

9:12 Lettucecow

(felix) by my calculations, about 5 episodes

9:12 Glenn31

(Ellody) : Hmmm

9:13 Lettucecow

(felix) I seriously don't think it'll be a permanent solution
(felix) dave is still a very strong player

9:13 Glenn31

(Don) : *over the PA* Attention fodder!
(Don) : On closer inspection of the contracts, we've concluded that we cannot take any energy drinks from Skipp

9:13 Lettucecow

(skipp)  

9:13 Glenn31

(Don) : Soooo

9:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Grins at those mother fuckers*

9:14 Glenn31

  • a hatch opens in the ceiling above Skipp and a mountain of cans fall out and bury Dave and Skipp*

9:14 Lettucecow

(vin) *blows a raspberry*
(skipp) OUCH!
(skipp) SORRY!THATSMYSTASH!

9:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : NASHDGEUHDJGVFHJHDF

Nash 9:14 Glenn31 nash grier 9:14 TrueCobalion Nash 9:14 Lettucecow ? 9:14 Glenn31 Nashty

(Emma) : Aw, I bet they think they've got the upper hand now

9:14 Lettucecow

(felix) well they do

9:14 Glenn31

(Emma) : Let's just hope Skipp goes into overdrive
(Scarlett) : Why are you being so negative?

9:15 Lettucecow

(jay) I think he probably learned from last time

9:15 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : ....
(Scarlett) :Felix

9:15 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : What if that little fish gets a heart attack from having all that drinks?

9:15 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : What did Dave say to you in Lhasa?

9:15 Lettucecow

(felix) we have the geeks like us on our side, they have all the strong players don't they?

9:15 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : So true!

9:15 Lettucecow

(felix) nothing really
(felix) but my point is
(felix) they have the powerful combination of dave,jared,and vin
(felix) and they have felix,cody,and billy for support.

9:16 Glenn31

(Emma) : But in reality, Dave is the only one with any brains

9:16 Lettucecow

(felix) cody and jared are smarter then they look

9:16 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : *Stands up and laughs maniacally with all the guys on Dave's team with fire in the backround*

9:16 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : I also think Gwen and Trent are also in this

9:16 Lettucecow

(felix) but otherwise,yeah

9:16 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : ....

9:16 Glenn31

(Emma) : Vin, Billy and Skipp are probably useless to him
(Emma) : And Sugar and Izzy, well

9:16 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Well that didn't help make our point that we're NOT evil.

9:16 Lettucecow

(vin) we're not evil?

9:16 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Sorry  :/

9:16 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft

9:16 Lettucecow

(cody) since when?

9:16 Glenn31

(Sugar) :  D: We're NOT!?

9:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I'm not at least  :/

9:17 Lettucecow

(billy) aren't you?
(cody) I'm baffled.

9:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I'm NOT!

9:17 Glenn31

(Emma) : We have some of the greatest minds on our side. We can outsmart those losers, it'll just take some time

9:17 Lettucecow

(jay) sureeee

9:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : The worst thing I've done is lie to my girlfriend for a million dollars!
(Dave) : Is that really so bad?!

9:17 Lettucecow

(jay) no offense emma, but your not going to help

9:17 Glenn31

(Emma) : Plus we also have Brick and Jo's athletic prowess, and whatever Amy and Zoey are good for....

9:17 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Nyes

9:17 Glenn31

(Amy) : Hey!

9:18 Lettucecow

(jay) dave and skipp have beaten you every time

9:18 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Not every time

9:18 Glenn31

(Emma) : We've been in first class before

9:18 Lettucecow

(felix) not to mention the fact you obviously have a romantic attraction to him

9:18 Glenn31

(Kitty) : And it was sooooooooo nice
(Emma) : 0-0

9:18 Lettucecow

(jay) *chuckles*

9:18 Glenn31

(Amy) : What did he say?

9:18 TrueCobalion

(Jo) :  (Twitch)

9:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Pops up behind Felix and laughs at Emma*

9:18 Lettucecow

(mickey) It's pretty obvious.

9:19 Glenn31

(Emma) : Shut up.
(Emma) : He's like, 18 and I'm 21, he's practically a child

9:19 Lettucecow

(felix) No offense
(felix) but your acting like one more then he is

9:20 TrueCobalion

(Brick) :  :/

9:20 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : 19 but whatever... *comically lowers behind one of the chairs and disappears*

9:20 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : That's it

9:20 Lettucecow

(felix) you've been pouting about him winning for the whole ride

9:20 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Felix, what did Dave say to you?

9:20 Lettucecow

(felix) nothing important,why?

9:20 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Tell me everything he saidl.

9:20 Lettucecow

(felix) lets see...
(felix) that you were using me...and...um...emma's useless
(felix) 'bout it

9:20 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : WHAT!?

9:20 Lettucecow

(felix) I don't believe the first one
(felix) but the data suggests the 2nd one is true

9:21 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Oh he is so going to GET IT! *takes off her seatbelt*

9:21 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : COME ON HAIRBUN! I DARE YOU TO TRY ANYTHING!

9:21 Glenn31

(Amy) : *grabs Scarlett* No. That's probably what he want

9:21 Lettucecow

(vin) *nudges dave* I think the nerds are angry

9:21 Glenn31

(Scarlett) :  (finger)

9:21 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Grins and  (finger) 's too*

9:21 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : ooh burns

9:21 Glenn31

(Sugar) : AHAHAHAHA *snort* HAHAHAHAHA! Nerds!

9:21 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : This is getting interesting

9:22 Lettucecow

(cody) It's getting tension-ey in here.. *nervous chuckle*

9:22 Glenn31

(Izzy) : *pops up from under Dave's seat cushion and he goes flying off somewhere* THE LANDING GEAR ARE DOWN!

9:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : AJDGHUJSBVGDHSVGWJFE

9:22 Lettucecow

(skipp) *conf* ITHINKPEOPLEDON'TLIKEUSDAVE

9:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Conf* No shit.

9:23 Lettucecow

(skipp) YOUTHINKTHEY'REJUSTSCAREDBECAUSEWE'RESUCHAGREATTEAM?

9:23 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *conf* This is a battle, a battle against brains and the cunning

9:23 Glenn31

(Don) : *plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHbXHIrpq6s over the PA*

9:23 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : *Hits the deck* KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

9:23 Lettucecow

(jay) *jumps out his seat* wow, what is that!

9:23 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : The Mongolian War Ballad?

9:23 TrueCobalion ^^ fuck i messed up 9:23 Glenn31

:P

9:23 Lettucecow

(cody) KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
(billy) CHEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

9:24 Glenn31

(Don) : FASTEN UP PASSENGERS! WE'RE ABOUT TO LAND IN... MONGOOOOOLIA!

9:24 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : KHAN"S COMING! EVERYBODY RUN!

9:24 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : MOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGOOOLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

9:24 Lettucecow

(vin) SLEEZEBAGSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

9:24 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Runs into a wall*

9:24 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Genghis Khan died over a thousan- you know what... nevermind

9:24 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Facepalm* Idiots.
(Jared) : *Pops up behind Scarlett and whispers* Khaaaaaaaaaan....

9:25 Glenn31

(stop) IN KARAKORUM  (stop)

9:25 Lettucecow

(JAY) this place is sc- *a wild horse starts chasing him and mickey*

9:25 Glenn31

(Don) : *Standing beside some sexy black horses*

9:25 Lettucecow

(mickey) AH!!!!!!!!
(jay) of course.

9:26 Glenn31

(Don) : Welcome to Karakorum!

9:26 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft horseback riding?

9:26 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Hops on one of the horses* I WILL NAME YOU GLUE AND I SHALL LOVE YOU FOREVER!

9:26 Glenn31

(Don) : Ancient Birthplace of the Mongols!
(Don) : Today's race, like the last one, is pretty simple, only it's not

9:26 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : The Mongols were a pretty nasty bunch. I'm willing to guess Emma is Mongolia

Mongolian* 9:27 Lettucecow

(cody) can she break down walls?

9:27 Glenn31

(Don) : These wild, untrained horses that we picked up just a few minutes ago will serve as your transport
(Don) : We forgot to get saddles
(Don) : So you'll be riding bareback

9:27 Lettucecow

(mickey) *getting stomped on by one*

9:27 Glenn31

(Amy) : Hey! I thought this was a family show!

9:27 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Too fucking bad  :P

9:27 Glenn31

(Don) : Not THAT bareback
(Don) : Bareback on a horse's bare back

9:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : I don't wanna get naked on a horse.  :/

9:28 Glenn31

(Owen) : I'm fine with it *pulls at his belt*
(Don) : NO!

9:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : ARGH! PUT YOUR PANTS ON!

9:28 Glenn31

(Don) : YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET NAKED!

9:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Speaking of, how will Owen even fit on one of these horses.

9:29 Lettucecow

(vin) he mans we just ride on the horse without a saddle...sleezebags.
  • means

9:29 Glenn31

(Don) : You just have to wear this authentic Mongolian armor that's over a thousand years old
(Amy) : But they're made from plastic....

9:29 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *wears the armor* Looks like shit

9:29 Glenn31

(Don) : The mongols were an advanced group of people

9:29 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Hey gothie! It makes you look fat!  :P

9:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Um, they really weren't.  :/

9:29 Lettucecow

(cody) not at all.  :/

9:30 Glenn31

(Amy) : *puts on the helmet* Well this is uncomfortable

9:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Puts on that armor though* Jesus this shit is heavy
(Jared) : *Wearing armor* I LOOK HOT!

9:30 Glenn31

(Emma) : Really? It's made from plastic. You must be really weak

9:30 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *puts on armor af*

9:30 Lettucecow

(felix) *the armor weighs him down and he falls on the floor*
(felix) um...

9:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Panting* Yea well...

9:30 Lettucecow

(felix) I can't get up

9:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : You're.... ugly.
(Dave) : Ugh. *Falls over*

9:31 Glenn31

(Emma) : Oooooh, I'm so intimidated

9:31 Lettucecow

(mickey) *getting trampled by the horse*

9:31 Glenn31

(Don) : We were GOING to give you swords

9:31 Lettucecow

(jay) *facepalm

9:31 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Conf* Please. As if this armor is heavy. I'm just trying to make here think I'm far weaker than I am

9:31 Glenn31

(Don) : But with the tension between Emma and Dave, we thought that would be a bad idea
(Don) : So instead, you'll be carrying pool noodles

9:31 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Panting on the ground* ....Ag....huh huh.... reed.

9:31 Lettucecow

(cody) giving a sword to jared might not be the best idea either

9:32 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Aww but I wanted to chop the lil cupcake's head off  >:O

9:32 Lettucecow

(cody) no offense.

9:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Suddenly has a real sword and is swinging it willy-nilly* I SHALL VANQUISH THOSE FILTHY CHINESE!

9:32 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Your comebacks are as stale as your sweatshirt Bruce Jenner

9:32 Glenn31

(Don) : On your horses!

9:32 The Villainous Vulture (Dave: *Gets on his horse doe* 9:32 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *gets on horse af*

9:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) *

9:32 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *gets on horse*

9:32 Glenn31

(Ellody) : These horses seem a little malnourished. Are they optimal for a race?

9:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Gets on, still with his real sword*

9:32 Lettucecow

(mickey) *in the horses mouth*
(mickey) It's biting me...
(jay) *ontop of the horse* *facepalm*

9:33 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : They're hungry...

9:33 Glenn31

(Emma) : *pets the horse* Hey buddy, you remind me of Dave. Because you're black, asian and smell bad

9:33 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Hahaha

9:33 Lettucecow

(cody) that can translate to you too

9:33 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : ooh burn
(Trent) : GG cody

9:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Burn/

9:33 Lettucecow

(cody) *jumps on the hose*

9:33 Glenn31

(Emma) : I am a healthy hue of yellow tyvm

9:33 TrueCobalion hose 9:33 Lettucecow

(cody) you said your thai, right?

9:34 Glenn31 Cody likes jumping on long hard hoses >:3 9:34 Lettucecow

(cody) well then thats frickin yellow fever

9:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Does that also mean you want to ride him, Emma?

9:34 Glenn31

(Emma) : -_-

9:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Jared. You creep me out.
(Jared) : I try.

9:34 Lettucecow

(cody) eh

9:34 Glenn31

(Don) : The first team to reach the Chinese border on their horse, with their pool noodle wins First Class an an advantage

9:34 Lettucecow

(cody) you get used to it

9:34 Glenn31

(Don) : Dave and Skipp, your advantage is

9:34 Lettucecow

(vin) *his horse runs away from him* GET BACK HERE!

9:34 Glenn31

(Don) : You can do it without armor!

9:34 Lettucecow

(vin) um....can I use billy as a horse? 

9:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Sweet. *Takes it off*

9:35 Lettucecow

(skipp) *takes it off*'

9:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : That... was some heavy shit.
(Dave) : Are you sure it wasn't metal?

9:35 Lettucecow

(felix) *still on the ground* it is.

9:35 Glenn31

(Don) : Lighest of plastics

9:35 TrueCobalion Lighest 9:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Oh.

9:35 Lettucecow

(felix) I THINK IT'S BREAKING MY BONES!

9:35 The Villainous Vulture Lighest af 9:35 Glenn31 stfu pls

(Don) : Last team to arrive is eliminated
(Don) : GO!

9:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Goes af*

9:35 Glenn31

(Emma) : *goes*

9:36 Lettucecow

(vin) *riding billy as a horse*

9:36 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *rides af*

9:36 The Villainous Vulture Wait Are pairs on the same horse? 9:36 Glenn31 Vin riding Billy giggity yes 9:36 The Villainous Vulture k

(Scott) : *His horse isn't moving* SERIOUSLY?!

9:36 Lettucecow

(felix) um...scarlett....can you lift me on the horse?

9:36 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *rides* Yarrgh!

9:36 Glenn31

(Owen) : Maybe I should go up front?

9:36 Lettucecow

(felix) I can't move..

9:36 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *lifts him*

9:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Fine. *Switches with Owen and the horses front legs collapse*
(Scott) : DON! WE NEED A NEW HORSE!

9:37 Glenn31

(Don) : Ugh, use Owen!
(Owen) : *neeeeigh*

9:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Fine. *Le goes*

9:37 Lettucecow

(felix) too..heavy....

9:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Riding next to Emma* Hello adversary

9:37 Lettucecow

(felix) *passes out*

9:37 Glenn31

(Emma) : *gallops past Dave af* Ha! Guess you don't have sanic speed this time
(Scarlett) : Really?

9:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : That's what you think. Skipp, give me one of your drinks please

9:37 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *wraps the bridle around Felix's arms*

9:37 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *whacking Scarlett with the noodle* Is this working???

9:38 Lettucecow

(skipp) *throws it to dave*

9:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gives the drink to the horse*

9:38 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Ow!

9:38 The Villainous Vulture Horse: Neeeeeeeehesjhbdujfsijhbfdkijhfkdnjdkjfnj *Sanic speeds* 9:38 Glenn31

(Emma) : *swipes at Skipp with her noodle*

9:38 Lettucecow

(skipp) OW!

9:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Passes Emma* BYE!

9:38 Lettucecow

(skipp) CYALATERLOSERS!

9:38 Glenn31

(Emma) : Ummmm

9:38 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft!!! *whacks cody with noodle*

9:38 Lettucecow

(mickey) *gets swallowed by the horse*
(jay) 0.0

9:38 Glenn31

(Emma) : *holds a sugar lump in front of the horse*

Horsey: *sanic speed tu* 9:39 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Whipping the ass of his horse* MUSH GLUE! MUSH!

9:39 Glenn31 Cody likes getting whacked with noodles

(Amy) : *whacks Vin with her noodle*

9:39 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Hits Jo with the whip*

9:39 Lettucecow

(vin) HEY!
(vin) STOP THAT GOBLIN QUEEN

9:39 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Watch it!

9:39 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : MUSH! *Hits her again*

9:40 Glenn31

(Amy) : *hits him again* Fall idiot"!

9:40 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : I got it! *hitting Jared's hand with the noodle*

9:40 Lettucecow

(vin)  (twitch)

9:40 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : *Drops the whip*  D:

9:40 Lettucecow

(vin) *smacks amy across the face with the noodle*

9:40 Glenn31

(Amy) :  D:

9:40 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Mush! *rides off*

9:40 Glenn31

(Amy) : Mush! *horsies past Vin*

9:40 Lettucecow

(vin) MUSH BILLY, MUSH!
(billy) okie dokey!

9:41 Glenn31

(Don) : That's an intresting horse Vin has there, but will it get him to the finish line?

9:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Gets behind Amy and hits her in the back of the head with his noodle, then has the horse speed past her*

9:41 Glenn31

(Amy) : r00d!

9:41 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) :  :P

9:41 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *whacks Emma with the noodle*
(Gwen) : Eat it woman!

9:41 Glenn31

(Emma) : Ow!
(Emma) : I thought you were on our side?!
(Kitty) : *whacks Gwen*

9:42 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Hits Emma's horse in the dick with his noodle* HAH

9:42 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Wrong! Hahaha! *rides off*

9:42 The Villainous Vulture Dave, the animal abuser

(Dave) : *His horse speeds off tbh*

9:42 Glenn31

(Emma) : That would be effective
(Emma) : But this is a mare  :/

brb 9:42 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Casually shoves his noodle up Emma's horses vagina tbh*

9:43 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : *gives a thumbs up to Dave*

9:43 Lettucecow

(vin) *billy speeds past emma*

9:43 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Thumbs up him too*

9:43 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *begins whacking Gwen with the noodle*
(Gwen) :  D:

9:43 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : HEY! *Hits Jo with his noodle*

9:44 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Argh! *slows down*
(Brick) : Jo! No!
(Gwen) : Thanks
(Gwen) : *speeds off*

lag test 9:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Keeps going doe*

9:45 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Mush! *rides off*

9:45 Lettucecow

(vin) *suddenly has one of those triangular chinese hats on, chewing on a piece of straw while riding billy*

9:46 TrueCobalion

(gwen) : alright which way is which?
(Trent) : Umm follow everyone else?

9:46 Glenn31

(Don) : the teams are approaching the mountain range

9:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Perfect.

9:47 Glenn31

(Don) : The thunderous sound of their horses' hooves are a little dangerous now
(Don) : They MIGHT wanna slow it down

9:47 Lettucecow

(vin) Why?

9:47 Glenn31

(Don) : *blows an airhorn through the PA*
  • distant rumbling*

9:47 Lettucecow

(jay) .......

9:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Well shit.

9:47 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *slows down*

9:48 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *slows down*

9:48 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : The last thing we need is a rockslide

9:48 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Slows too*

9:48 Lettucecow

(vin) come on billy! *Speeds up* NO HOOVES TO MAKE NOISE! AHAHAH!

9:48 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *slows*

9:48 Lettucecow

(billy)  :D

9:48 Glenn31

(Emma) : One horse won't have too much of an effect *gallops after Vin and Billy*
(Owen) : *speeds up but is panting af*

9:48 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : DON'T STOP BUDDY

9:48 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Two can play at that game! *speeds up*

9:48 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : REMEMBER THE CAKE IN FIRST CLASS?!

9:48 Lettucecow

(vin) ...YOUR GONNA KILL US! *rides away from emma*

9:48 Glenn31

(Owen) : ...
(Owen) : CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

9:49 Lettucecow

(billy) AVALANCHE BAD!

9:49 Glenn31

  • le rumbing*

9:49 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Oh no.

9:49 Glenn31 rumbing af

(Owen) : *runs af*

9:49 The Villainous Vulture I love rumbing 9:49 TrueCobalion rumbing 9:49 Glenn31

(Amy) : Go go go! Mush!

9:49 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Sticks his noodle in front of Emma's horse's legs*

9:49 Glenn31

  • le rockslide*

^^ giggity 9:49 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : GOOO!!! *speeds up faster*

9:49 The Villainous Vulture Yeh 9:49 Glenn31

(Emma) : Jump!

Horsey: *le jump* 9:49 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Impressive

9:50 Lettucecow

(cody) *dodging rocks* OH JEEZ!

9:50 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : By the way, to clarify, this doesn't mean I'm with Dave

9:50 Glenn31

(Owen) : I wish I could do that

9:50 Lettucecow

(VIN) NOW!

9:50 Glenn31

(Ellody) : *rides out of the mountains af* Aaaaagh!

9:50 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Rides out just barely* ARGH!

9:50 Lettucecow

(billy) *swallows a rock, and spits it back out at emma*

9:50 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *gets out*

9:50 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *gets out* AGHHH! PFFT

9:50 Glenn31

(Don) : Just a few short kilometres to go!

9:50 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *gets out with a scratch*

9:50 Lettucecow

(vin) COME ON BILLY!

9:50 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : GO OWEN! REMEMBER THE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

ugh, lag doe. 9:51 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Ride! We're almost to victory!

9:51 Lettucecow

(vin) *le makes it*

9:51 Glenn31

(Owen) : *literally runs Vin and Billy over*
(Don) : Vin and Billy have made it first!

9:51 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Makes it there*

9:51 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *makes it*

9:51 Glenn31

(Don) : Buuuuut
(Emma) : *makes it*

9:51 Lettucecow

(vin) BUT WHAT.

9:51 Glenn31

(Don) : Did I not say make it WITH YOUR HORSE?!

9:51 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Gets there with Cody*

9:51 Lettucecow

(vin) I ASKED YOU
(jay) *makes it*

9:51 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *makes it*

9:51 Glenn31

(Don) : Did I answer?

9:51 Lettucecow

(vin) YES.

9:51 Glenn31 I honestly didn't see that .-.

(Amy) : *makes it*

9:51 The Villainous Vulture So Vin and Billy are fine :3 9:51 Glenn31

(Ellody) : *makes it*

9:51 Lettucecow

(vin) YOU SAID AND I QUOTE. "WHATEVER LETS GO"
(vin) *facepalm

9:52 Glenn31

(Sugar) : *makes it*

9:52 Lettucecow

(vin) We have first class, fair and square.

9:52 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *far behind af*

9:52 Lettucecow

(vin) for once...

9:52 Glenn31

(Don) : Shhhh
(Don) : I am reviewing the footage

9:53 Lettucecow

(vin) *conf* as a host, the sleezebag needs to pay attention.
(billy) *nods*

9:53 Glenn31

(Don) : Nope, I never gave you permission

9:53 Lettucecow

(vin)  (twitch)

9:53 Glenn31 I'm reading back I didn't even see you say that I swear 9:53 Lettucecow I can paste it 9:53 Glenn31 I'm looking at it

(Don) : But, who's not here yet?

9:54 The Villainous Vulture

  • A tree slams through various mountains*

9:54 Lettucecow

(vin) *glaring* No clue.

9:54 Glenn31

(Don) : Bianca and Brianna are last!

9:54 Lettucecow

(vin) *conf* Hey billy, you have any more of your rotten cheese on you?

9:54 Glenn31

(Bianca) : ...

9:55 Lettucecow

(billy) yea?

9:55 Glenn31

(Don) : But
(Don) : I have gone over the footage

9:55 Lettucecow

(vin) *smiles* I know whats going on his meal tonight.

9:55 Glenn31

(Don) : And although I gave Scott permission to ride Owen
(Don) : I did not give Vin and Billy permission
(Don) : so they have not completed the race

9:55 Lettucecow (vi) (twitch)

(vin) actually, you did

9:55 Glenn31

(Don) : Which meeeeeeans
(Don) : Nope
(Don) : You are eliminated!

9:56 Lettucecow

(vin)  (twitch)

9:56 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Vin  D:

9:56 Lettucecow

(vin) ARE YOU SERIOUS?

9:56 Glenn31

(Don) : Yes

9:56 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Shit!

9:56 Lettucecow

(vin) ...

9:56 Glenn31

(Emma) : Oh dear
(Emma) : Looks like somebody's lost themselves an ally

9:56 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Meh

9:56 Lettucecow

(vin) ....

9:56 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Sorry Vin

9:56 Glenn31

(Emma) : *gives Vin the "I told you so" look*

9:57 Lettucecow

(billy) aw.
(vin) *walks over to emma*

9:57 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : Wait!

9:57 The Villainous Vulture I love how she's acting like she called it When in reality Vin did it to himself 9:57 Lettucecow

(vin) YOU.

9:57 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : *gives noodle* You forgot this don

9:57 Lettucecow

(vin) YOU.

9:57 Glenn31

(Emma) : ?
(Emma) : ME?

9:57 Lettucecow

(vin) BEFORE I GO.
(vin) JUST.
(vin) MAKE OUT WITH DAVE AND GET ON WITH IT ALREADY. 

9:57 Glenn31

(Emma) : *calmly punches Vin in the face*

9:57 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Oh! *gives noodle to don* You said we have to arrive with the noodle and the horse*

9:58 Glenn31

(Emma) :  (wave)

9:58 Lettucecow

(vin) *steps on her foot and storms off*

9:58 Glenn31

(Don) : Yes, everyone arrived with their noodles

9:58 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Really bro? What did I do to hurt you? Why would you want to torture me like that?

9:58 TrueCobalion

(Gwen) : If you meant why we betrayed vin, it was a misunderstanding, emma.

9:58 Glenn31

(Emma) : Probably secretly not giving a damn about him hurt him a little

9:58 TrueCobalion

  • dave

Fuck 9:58 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : I do give a damn
(Dave) : I said meh because I won't let it slow me down

9:59 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : We got confused and all...

9:59 Glenn31

(Don) : OK BYE! *shoves Vin and Billy off somewhere*
(Don) : *gives everyone passports*

9:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Does this mean Owen and I get first class?

9:59 Glenn31 tickets*

(Don) : Oh yeah
(Don) : Since you came in second

9:59 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft manila

9:59 Glenn31

(Don) : You two get first class

9:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Awesome

9:59 Glenn31

(Sugar) : Manila!? DO WE GET ICE CREAM!?

9:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : See Owen? I told you being Neutral would be helpful

10:00 TrueCobalion

(Trent) : Thats vanilla

10:00 Glenn31

(Owen) : *faints because exausted*
(Don) : So, Vin and Billy are the latest team to be eliminated
(Don) : Who's next?
(Don) : Find out next time on
(Don) : The Ridonculous Race!
(stop) IT'S OVER!  (stop)

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