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(stop) PLEASE DO NOT TALK OR BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN  (stop)

10:47 Lettucecow I'm researching a challenge right now 10:47 Glenn31

(Don) : Last time on The Ridonculous Race
(Don) : Our teams were unleashed in Addis Ababa, where once again they had to climb something really really tall
(Don) : It was a long and hard climb, but luckilly for them, nobody was eliminated

10:48 You're Irrelevant. oh the adversity twins went home lol 10:48 Glenn31

(Don) : Today's challenge will keep our unlucky contestants in (not so) beautiful Africa
(Don) : Luckilly for them we're not allowed bring them anywhere that could impair their health, so our options are verrrrry limited
(Don) : Tune in to find out where we're headed next, right here on
(Don) : THE RIDONCULOUS RACE!
(music) INTRO  (music)
(stop) TACO  (stop)

tf

(stop) TALK  (stop)
(Amy) : So, are we just not going to go down the mountain or?

10:50 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : TACO!

10:50 Glenn31

(Amy) : I mean, it's nice up here, it doesn't smell as much like Africa as the ground

10:51 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I can push you down  :D

10:51 Glenn31

(Amy) : Please don't.

10:51 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Please do.

10:51 Glenn31

(Amy) : -_-
(Amy) : *conf* So yeah... maybe my relationship with Dave hasn't exactly been mended yet, buuuut I plan on working on it! ^_^

10:52 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *conf* Bullshit.

10:52 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf* Not going so well with Zoey either >_>

10:53 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *conf* (thumbs up)

oh is that not a thing 10:53 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf* I mean... what have I even done to make these two hate me so much?
(yes)

10:53 Lettucecow

(vin) *conf* So, now that we're back and kicking, I figured we'd so some strategic stuff now, don't wanna get booted off like last time, it's time we made some allies.

10:53 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : (conf) *points to a scar*

10:53 Glenn31

  • montage of Amy being a bitch to everyone*

10:53 You're Irrelevant. FFS WHAT IS MY DEAL 10:53 Lettucecow

(billy) *conf* isn't it...alive and kicking vinny?
(vin) *conf* it's an expression billy, WHO CARES?

10:53 You're Irrelevant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjkkjH0GnfY you guys remember that time Kitty cameoed on family guy? 10:54 Glenn31 Ling Ling  :D 10:54 Lettucecow

(billy) *conf* okay okay, sorry.

10:54 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *writing on a notebook*
(Emma) : What's that Kit?
(Kitty) : Brianna's math homework...

10:55 Lettucecow

(vin) *sitting with his feet up* So billy, we need to figure out some fresh meat for us to get into an alliance with, so we can make them do our EVERY DEMAND!
(billy) I don't get it  (derp)

10:55 Glenn31

(Kitty) : I don't even know WHY she has Math homework, isn't she finished high school?

10:55 Lettucecow

(vin) Whatever, just, keep your eyes peeled for week people.

10:55 Glenn31 week people 10:55 Lettucecow yes week people 10:55 You're Irrelevant.

(brianna) : *walks in on Kitty* Um, that's not mine..

10:55 Lettucecow

3

10:56 Glenn31 walks in? they're on top of a mountain where tf was Brianna? 10:56 You're Irrelevant. walks over* for fucks sake 10:56 Glenn31

:p

10:56 Lettucecow aren't they.. you know 10:56 Glenn31

(Kitty) : Bianca? Zoey?

10:56 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Throws a pebble at Brianna* Lel

10:56 Lettucecow on the plane 10:56 Glenn31 no? 10:56 Lettucecow oh 10:56 Glenn31 they're at the finish line for the last challenge silly beans 10:56 The Villainous Vulture That awkward moment when Jared was supposed to be sane and fuck Brianna hard Yea THAT didn't happen 10:57 Lettucecow

(mickey) *looks around* The view from up here is AMAZING!
(jay) mickey don't even look down, trust me.

10:57 Glenn31

(Owen) : *farts*
(Amy) : *gasps*
(Amy) : THIN MOUNTAIN AIR OWEN! AAAAAGH!

10:57 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Pops up behind Mickey and Jay and screams* CLETUS!

10:57 Glenn31 the slack jawed yokel? 10:57 You're Irrelevant.

(Bianca) : HEY IS THAT A "insert something Mickey likes here" DOWN THERE

10:57 Lettucecow

(Mickey) why? *accidentally trips,falls, and takes Jay down with him*

10:57 You're Irrelevant. oh nvm then 10:57 Glenn31

(Amy) :  (wave)
(Amy) : It's a shame they won't die
(Amy) : It's their running gag

10:57 Lettucecow

(Jay) *rolling down the mountain with mickey* Who didn't see that coming...

10:58 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU

10:58 Lettucecow

(vin) *nudges billy* You thinking what I'm thinking?

10:58 Glenn31

(Amy) : Chill out. I'm right here

10:58 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : DESPICABLE SHIT LIKE THAT COMES OUT YOUR TRASHY MOUTH

10:58 Lettucecow

(billy) probably not
(vin) Good point

10:58 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Isn't that what you do too, Zoey?

Scott is a dick confirmed 10:58 Glenn31

(amy) : I'm only being nice to you and Dave, I owe these other losers nothing

10:58 Lettucecow

(vin) we make an alliance with those pathetic twins, make them our personal waiters, then CRUSH THEM INTO THE GROUND when we don't need them!

10:58 Glenn31 Scott is the sassy gay friend ijs 10:58 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *backhands Scott* CAN YOU PISS OFF FOR LIKE TWELVE SECONDS

10:59 Lettucecow

(billy) I was thinking of cheese tastings

10:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Gets hit but is like nah* Nah

10:59 Lettucecow

(vin) offffff course you were.

10:59 Glenn31

(Amy) : Good thing I'm not a bitter ex-girlfriend like her. Right Dave?

10:59 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : I had a gay friend once and he was less fruity than you were

10:59 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* *facepalming* You really had to look down?

10:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Congratulations on having a dick by the way, Zoey.

10:59 Glenn31 dammit forgot True again 10:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Oh yea, sure thing, Amy.

10:59 Lettucecow

(mickey) *conf* I tripped.

10:59 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : If i did it would be bigger than yours.

TrueCobalion has joined the chat. 11:00 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft

11:00 Glenn31 same 11:00 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : I've seen you naked. I know it is.

11:00 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* We're us mickey, WE ALWAYS TRIP, can you at least try and expect it?

11:00 Glenn31

(Amy) : *girlfriends over to Scott* HM!?

11:00 Lettucecow

(mickey) *conf* Point taken..

11:00 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : I DON'T FUCKING HAVE A DICK

11:00 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Prove it.

11:00 Glenn31

(Don) : OK!
(Don) : SINCE THIS IS AN AFTERNOON AIRING SHOW, I NEED TO BLOCK THAT OUT

11:00 The Villainous Vulture Why am I making Scott such an asshole to Zoey tho, I thought they were friends again or some shit xD 11:00 Glenn31

(Don) : RACE TIME!

11:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : BOOOOOOOOOOO

11:01 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : UGH
(Brick) : I WANT A BREAK, SIR

11:01 Glenn31

(Owen) : *naked already*
(Owen) : Wait, we're not allowed do this?  D:

11:01 You're Irrelevant. i dont really know tf 11:01 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : 0-0

11:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : ....Oh look Owen's dick is smaller than Zoey's too.

11:01 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *barfs on the seat*

11:01 Glenn31

(Amy) : And yours....

^ rekt 11:01 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Yep.

^ No giving a shit 11:01 Glenn31

(Don) : LINE! UP!

11:02 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : At least I didn't grow up an insignificant little bum in a run-down town in a run-down house.

11:02 Glenn31

(Amy) : At least his parents like him...

11:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : At least I'm rich.

11:02 Glenn31

(Amy) : I'm sorry.. was that mean?

11:02 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *lines up*  (derp)

11:02 Glenn31

(don) : *megaphone af* STOP TALKING AND LINE THE FUCK UP OMFG

11:02 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Line up* Don't waste your time Amy. Zoey is and will always be a bitch.

11:02 Glenn31

(Amy) : Oh come on Scott

11:02 Lettucecow

(mickey) *lines up with jay*

11:02 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) :  (twitch)

11:02 Glenn31

(Amy) : She's not THAT bad  :/

11:03 Lettucecow

(vin) *him and billy line up*
(felix) We're totally gonna win this! I have a great feeling!

11:03 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : She really is once you get to know her.

11:03 Glenn31

(Owen) : What about the time she cracked one of my ribs because I touched her flower?

11:03 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : I WAS trying to be nice until you had to ruin it.
(brianna) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw

11:03 Glenn31

(Don) : *blows an airhorn*
(Don) : JARED AND CODY! DON BOX!

11:03 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Already there* Mhm

11:04 Glenn31

(Tip) : Take one of the two planes to Accra, Ghana

11:04 Lettucecow

(cody) ....what?
(cody) weren't we last last challenge

11:04 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : GHANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Literally runs tf outta there*

11:04 Glenn31

(Don) : Vin and Billy

11:04 Lettucecow

(cody) not complaing but- *gets dragged off with jared*

11:04 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : What if we actually went somewhere new

11:04 Lettucecow

(vin) Yep. *grabs a trip*
(billy) Do they have good cheese here?

11:04 Glenn31

(Don) : America's Most Hated Ladies... guess who you are

11:05 Lettucecow

(vin) *facepalming and grabs billy, and walks off*

11:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Zoey and Amy?

11:05 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *middle finger and walks over*
(brianna) : *Confused*

11:05 Glenn31

(Don) : *slaps Zoey's wrist* Nope
(Don) : You and Amy are huge in Montana

11:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : If not them I'd guess Jared and Cody

11:05 You're Irrelevant.

(bianca) ; Oh; that IS us. *walks over with Brianna*

11:05 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : But they already left

11:05 Glenn31

(Don) : Correct!

11:06 You're Irrelevant.

(bianca) ; I may be hated but I can throw trees, i'm useful
(brianna) : Stop speaking Bianca

11:06 Glenn31

(Amy) : NOT REALLY!

11:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Yells to Brianna* BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

11:06 Glenn31

(Amy) : BALDY BALDY OVER THERE
(Amy) : WHAT'S IT LIKE TO HAVE NO HAIR!?

11:06 You're Irrelevant.

(brianna) : *is literally combing her hair* I forgot.

11:06 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Looks at Amy like wtf* You rhyme now?

11:06 Glenn31

(Amy) : duh
(Don) : Brick and Jo *shoves Brianna and Bianca off somewhere*

11:07 Lettucecow

(skipp) SINCEWHENDOESTHEWEIRDLADYRHYME?

11:07 You're Irrelevant.

(brianna) : How long do you think it takes to grow ha-BITCH

11:07 Glenn31

(Amy) : *backhands Skipp like fuck*

11:07 Lettucecow

(skipp) OW!

11:07 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Give me the tip *gets a tip*

11:07 The Villainous Vulture Jo wants the tip B) 11:07 Lettucecow

(skipp) *conf* I'MNOTSUREILIKEYOUREX-GIRLFRIENDDAVE.

11:07 You're Irrelevant. ok i need to go soon 11:07 Glenn31

(Don) : Dave and Skipp

that's great 11:07 You're Irrelevant. and we've accomplished 0% 11:07 Glenn31 hush child 11:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Grabs and goes*

11:08 Glenn31 Dave sure likes to grab and go 11:08 The Villainous Vulture Yep 11:08 Glenn31

(Don) : Amy and Zoey
(Amy) : *grabs the tip* What the fuck is a Ghana?
(Don) : Emma and Kitty
(Kitty) : *Takes the tip* But first, let me take a selfie
(Emma) : Stop being so white
(Emma) : Brianna's back now, she can handle that

11:09 You're Irrelevant.

(brianna) : SAME

11:09 Glenn31

(Don) : Scott and Owen

11:09 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Oh we exist

11:10 Glenn31

(Owen) : *still naked tbh* Ooooh, Ghana... where's Ghana?

11:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Somewhere. *Walks away*

11:10 Glenn31

(Don) : The Felix Twins

11:11 Lettucecow

(jay) is that us?

11:11 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : No seriously Felix, are you their secret triplet? When's your birthday?
(Don) : Yes.

11:11 Lettucecow

(felix) April 14th?

11:11 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *looks at Jay* When's YOUR birthday?

11:11 Lettucecow

(jay) January 14th
(mickey) same

11:11 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : .-.
(Don) : and finally, the once again last place geniuses

11:12 Lettucecow

(Jay) Come on, we're wasting time! *grabs mickey and goes*

11:12 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *takes the tip* I hate this show.
(Don) : And now, thanks to editing, Plane 1 has arrived in Ghana

11:12 Lettucecow

(felix) I'm having a great time

if any of you didn't get the joke, january 14th is 9 months after april 14th c: 11:13 Glenn31

(Don) : Carrying  (Jared)  (Cody)  (Vin)  (Billy)  (Bianca)  (Brianna)  (Brick)  (Jo)  (Amy)  (Zoey)

You're Irrelevant. has left the chat. 11:13 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : YEET YEET YEET

11:13 Glenn31 kbye

(Brianna) : *selfie*
(Bianca) : *swats Jared aside with a tree* DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCY!

11:13 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : First flight again

11:13 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *grabs the tip like it's Jared's hot dong*

11:14 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Keep this up and we'll be great!

11:14 Glenn31

(Tip) Take a Tro Tro to Jamestown

11:14 Lettucecow

(vin) *conf* so when we see those weird twins who look like felix, we force them into an alliance, k?

11:14 Glenn31

(Bianca) : What the fuck is a Tro Tro?

11:14 Lettucecow

(cody) It's like a taxi, but a minivan.

11:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : What the holy fucktards is a Tro Tro
(Jared) : *To Cody* NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

11:14 Glenn31

  • an old, ass qualitied, beat up minivan pulls up*
(Tip) Two teams in each tro tro ijs

11:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : MINE

11:14 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : TRO TRO! *jumps in the trotro*

11:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Jumps in dat*

11:15 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *hops in trotro with Jo

11:15 Glenn31

(Bianca)  (Brianna) : *goes with Jared and Cody*

11:15 Lettucecow

(cody) hey, a guy in my line of work needs to know his surroundings, and the world, and I like reading.

11:15 Glenn31

(Amy) and  (Zoey) : *goes with the jocks*
(Bianca) : GO FASTER MALE DRIVER!
(Bianca) : *points behind them* WHY DO THEY GET A WOMAN DRIVER?! THIS IS SEXISM!

11:16 The Villainous Vulture At this point 11:16 Lettucecow

(vin) *from the window* SHUT UP BIANCA

11:16 The Villainous Vulture Bianca has a split personality 11:16 Glenn31

(Bianca) =  (Mike)

11:16 The Villainous Vulture Sometimes she's a bitch And sometimes she's a feminist 11:16 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Drive faster maam.

11:16 Glenn31 aren't they the same? 11:16 Lettucecow no 11:16 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : No shes fine

11:16 The Villainous Vulture Feminists are worse. 11:16 Lettucecow feminists are worse lol 11:16 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Puts a gun to the drivers head* Go.
(Jared) : OR I WILL FUCK YOU VARIOUS BLACK CHILDREN TO DEATH.

11:16 Glenn31

(Amy) : *opens the window* THIS SMELLS HORRIBLE

11:16 The Villainous Vulture Your* lel 11:16 Glenn31

(Brianna) : >_>
(Bianca) :  <3

11:17 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* I told you to stop point your gun at taxi drivers! It might get us arrest when we get back!

wow 11:17 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *conf* *sigh* He's so gentle

11:17 Lettucecow I should really put this in full screen or put my glasses on either one 11:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Conf* They're black. If anything, the cops will shoot HIM before they arrest us.

11:17 Glenn31

(Brianna) : *conf* Are we talking about the same Jared or?

11:18 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* eh, I guess

11:18 The Villainous Vulture Jared speaks a sad truth 11:18 Lettucecow how 11:18 The Villainous Vulture Cops like shooting black people  :D 11:18 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : ...

11:18 Lettucecow then again, the serial killer my dad caught today was black so 11:18 Glenn31 Tro Tro sounds like Chris on drugs 11:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Still has the gun to the drivers head* I WILL DRINK THE ONLY WATER YOU HAVE IF YOU DON'T STEP ON IT

11:18 Glenn31 "ON TRO TRO" "DRARA" "IRAND!" 11:19 The Villainous Vulture tf 11:19 Glenn31 idfk

  • they arrive at Jamestown tho*
(Amy) : *gets out* I hate cabs.

11:19 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Shoots the driver* WE'RE HERE! 

11:19 Lettucecow

(vin) I hate you.
(cody) Uh...

11:20 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Skips out af* YEY!

11:20 Glenn31

(Amy) : Who let you in our Tro Tro?

11:20 Lettucecow

(cody) *puts a newspaper over the body*
(cody) *tiptoes away* 

11:20 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *gets out the trotro*

11:20 Lettucecow

(vin) I'm not.

11:20 Glenn31

(Amy) : Ugh. Africa.

11:20 Lettucecow

(vin) we're both standing next to the street.

11:20 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Okay whats next, is there a don box or something?

11:20 Lettucecow

(billy)  (derp)  

11:20 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Behind Amy* You mean Blackland!  :D

11:20 Glenn31

(Amy) : *gets the tip tho because y'all slow*
(Tip) : Take a fishing boat out into the bay and fish for your next travel tip

11:21 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Sexy!

11:21 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *gets in a boat* alright lets do this

11:21 Lettucecow

(vin) Great. Lets go billy.

11:21 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *grabs a pink boat* I WILL ONLY TAKE THIS CLEARLY FEMALE BOAT, AS SHE WILL BE FAIR TO US!
(Brianna) : Same

11:21 Lettucecow

(billy) *jumps on the boat*

11:21 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Gets into a pirate ship because lel*

11:21 Glenn31

(Amy) : *gets in the boat*

11:21 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *puts fishing rod in the water*

11:21 Lettucecow

(vin) This is gonna be great.... *jumps in*

11:21 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : YOHO LANDLUBBERS

11:21 Glenn31

(Don) : Meanwhile, Plane 2 has landed

11:22 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Brick no why *grabs the fishing rod*

11:22 Glenn31

(Emma) : *grabs a tip* Tro Tro?

11:22 Lettucecow

(cody) YEAH! GET THE FAKE MUSLIM BEARD OUT AGAIN JARED

11:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Hey Ling Ling, you have a sister that isn't Emma  :D

11:22 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *begins fishing* What can go wrong?

11:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Fake beard?

11:22 Lettucecow

(cody) isn't it...?

11:22 Glenn31

(Emma) : What?

11:22 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Everything?

11:22 Glenn31

(Kitty) : Huh?

11:22 Lettucecow

(mickey) *grabs a trip* Tro tro?

11:22 The Villainous Vulture Tro Tro is Ling Ling's lost sister

:P

11:22 Glenn31

(Emma) : *gets in the tro tro with Dave and Skipp doe*

11:22 Lettucecow

(skipp) WELLTHISISAWKWARD

11:22 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *gets in with Scott and Owen*

11:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Let's get this show on the road
(Scott) : *Being crushed by Owen's gerth* MNASHBDJNBFHDJHFBEJFUH

11:23 Glenn31 ^ that's what she said 11:23 The Villainous Vulture duh 11:23 Lettucecow

(JAY) *gets in the tro tro*

11:23 Glenn31

(Owen) : *still naked*
(Scarlett) : Can you maybe.. at least wear a towel?

11:23 Lettucecow

(felix) *gagging*
(felix) *conf* I saw things scarlett..

11:24 Glenn31

(Owen) : I left all my stuff in Addis Ababa. Heh heh, funny name

11:24 Lettucecow

(felix) *conf* Owen things...

11:24 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : NJHSDNGFKSJHGWKDJHF
(Dave) : *Just sitting in the Tro Tro awkwardly with the others* Soooooooo

11:24 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Honestly Felix, that's nothing to be disgusted THAT much by. You have one of those, don't you?
(Emma) : Wonderful weather we're having...

11:24 Lettucecow

(felix) I'm talking about the smell...and the fat rolls...
(felix) and the...*throws up*
(felix) *faints*

11:24 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Your father has those, doesn't he?

11:24 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *fishes out a tiger fish*

11:24 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Oh
(Amy) : *uses Zoey's flower as bait*

11:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Surprisingly nice weather for Africa...

11:25 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : 0_0 Put the thing back in the water

11:25 Glenn31

(Zoey) : I'm gonna kill whatever fish tries to eat that.

11:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Suddenly has the beard again and starts fishing*

11:25 Lettucecow

(cody) .....
(cody) I'm not gonns ask.

11:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : ALLAHU AKBAR

11:25 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Why are we slowing down?

11:25 Lettucecow

(felix) *still gagging*

11:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Is Owen weighing down the car?

11:26 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Why are we stopped?!

11:26 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Wait a minute... *punches the fish out of the rod*

11:26 Glenn31 Driver: Out of gas bred'ren 11:26 Lettucecow

(Felix) ....

11:26 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Fuck Africa.

11:26 Glenn31 Driver: Dis fatboy weighed down da car meaning ah hadta accelerate moa 11:26 Lettucecow

(felix) *getting smushed by owen's naked body* I'm getting a bit..claustrophobic...

11:26 The Villainous Vulture moa af 11:27 Glenn31 Driver: Imma go get'a sam more fuel ^ racism lots of it 11:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Great.

11:27 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Perhaps Owen should consider dieting?
(Owen) : *GASP*

11:27 Lettucecow

(felix) Or wearing pants.

11:27 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *something grabs on her rod* I GOT A BITE

11:27 Glenn31

(Owen) : HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?!

11:27 Lettucecow

(felix) I'm pushing both.

11:27 Glenn31

(Amy) : *pulls up a tip* Ooh!

11:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Suddenly sticking his head through the window of Dave's car and looks at Emma and Dave* JUST FUCK ALREADY!

11:28 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Pull it!

11:28 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *grabs her flower but it's all wet and falling apart*

11:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Disappears because cartoon*

11:28 Lettucecow

(skipp) HOLYCRAP

11:28 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *fishes up a tip*

11:28 Glenn31

(Emma) : HGSRIEFHUGJKKB
(Kitty) : *takes a picture of Jared*

11:28 Lettucecow

(cody) *sees jared magically appear in the boat with a puff of smoke*

11:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Suddenly back there and fished up a clue* Yes!

11:28 Lettucecow

(cody) how do you do that..?

11:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Not gonna lie. He doesn't even surprise me anymore.
(Jared) : CARTOON LOGIC!

11:28 Glenn31

(Tip) : Get to the Osu Castle and find the Chill Zone in the president's office

11:28 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Alright wheres the castle?

11:28 Lettucecow

(cody) Lets move it Jared!

11:28 Glenn31

(Amy) : Wait.

11:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : That's the name of my Uncle's Pornoshoot!

11:29 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf* They're letting JARED near political figures?

11:29 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : SAIL SOMEWHERE *begins pedaling the boat*

11:29 Lettucecow

(jay) *gets into a boat with mickey*

11:29 Glenn31

(Amy) : *goes tho*
(Emma) : *gets out of the car and into a boat*

11:29 Lettucecow

(vin) *fishing* COME ON! 

11:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Goes*
(Dave) : *Grabs a boat th*

11:29 Lettucecow

(vin) *sees the twins* Hey...billy..theres our bait..

11:29 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *still waiting tbh*

11:29 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *gets off a boat and begins running*

11:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Pissed off af*

11:29 Lettucecow

(billy) *holding up a bucket of worms* Isn't this our bait?

11:29 Glenn31

(Owen) : *has a piece of cloth covering his junk because Scarlett insisted*

11:30 Lettucecow

(vin) we're not even fishing for fish!
(billy) sorry
(vin) *he rows next to jay's boat*

11:30 Glenn31

(Amy) : *in a tro tro with Jared and Cody* I hate public transport.

11:30 Lettucecow

(jay) Hello!

11:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : So, think Dave and Emma are gonna fuck?>

11:30 TrueCobalion

(jo) : *in a trotro* Ugh this is taking too long

11:30 Lettucecow

(cody) duh

11:30 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : MOVE IT! PFFT!

11:30 Lettucecow

(vin) *jumps onto jays boat*

11:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Fishing* COME ON YOU FUCKING FISH! EAT THE GOD DAMN BAIT

11:31 Lettucecow

(vin) You.US.ALLIANCE.
(mickey) Umm...

11:31 Glenn31

(Amy) : I put a bet on them fucking in a bathroom

11:31 Lettucecow

(jay) Sure?

11:31 Glenn31

(Amy) : But they were supposed to do it 5 episodes ago

11:31 Lettucecow

(vin) Okay done.

11:31 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *mourning her flower*

11:31 Lettucecow

(jay) *fishes up a tip* OH HEY!

11:31 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I think Dave's just shy
(Jared) : ...And stupid

11:31 Glenn31 Driver: *comes back*

(Scarlett) : Finally!

11:31 Lettucecow

(vin) *grabs it* Okay thanks alliance buddy!

11:31 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Goes full Canadian* Aboot time, eh?

11:31 Lettucecow

(billy) *fishes up a tip and gives it mickey*
(mickey) wat

11:32 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Wait which trotro are we in

11:32 Glenn31 Driver: Gas station got robbed by sum bloodclots. I go find 'nother one 11:32 Lettucecow

(vin) *conf* SERIOUSLY?

11:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Covers his mouth* We've been waiting so long I've turned into a Canadian!

11:32 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : You were always Canadian...

11:32 Lettucecow

(vin) *him and the twins get onto a taxi together*

11:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : But I've never sounded like one!

11:32 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Say sore-y

11:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Finally fishes up a clue* FINALLY
(Scott) : No.

11:32 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : FUUUU WHERE IS THE CASTLE
(Brick) : Open your eyes Jo.

11:32 Glenn31

(Amy) : Sooooo

11:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Sipping tea in the Tro Tro* Soooooo

11:32 Glenn31

(Amy) : Gonna kidnap the president?

11:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Nah
(Jared) : You gonna try to fuck Dave?

11:33 Lettucecow

(cody) we're planning on pope actually/

11:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Yep.

11:33 Glenn31

(Amy) : 0-0

11:33 Lettucecow

(cody) but it's more of Jared's thing then mine

11:33 Glenn31

(Amy) : Wha-no!

11:33 Lettucecow

(cody) What?

11:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I'm not blind, Amy

11:33 Glenn31

(Amy) : Ew I was over him like 2 years ago wtf

11:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Nor am I stupid

11:33 Glenn31

(Amy) : Besides, I'm going out with Scott

11:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : You might wanna fuck him before Emma get's a chance

11:33 Lettucecow

(cody) Thats been working out well
(cody) NOT

11:34 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *filing her nails* What's with Dave getting so many bitches lately. Is he borrowing Scott's cologne?

11:34 Lettucecow I just realized how cody and jared are like a totally f'd up version of the police cadets 11:34 Glenn31

(Owen) : Hey, did Dave give you back your cologne?

11:34 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *looking around for the castle* Where dafuq is the castle?

11:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : NO. I THINK HE'S USING IT FOR EVIL SOMEHOW>

11:34 Glenn31 mhm aw Scott senses seduction 11:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : YOU CAN'T USE IT FOR EVIL! BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN!

11:35 Lettucecow

(felix) *fishing*

11:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets in a Tro Tro*

11:35 Lettucecow

(felix) Ugh. this isn't going well.

11:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : TO THE CASTLE!

11:35 Glenn31 Driver: I still no find fuel! But I know a guy wh- *gets shot* Police dude: FILTHY BLACK PERSON! 11:35 Lettucecow it's ghana 11:35 The Villainous Vulture Lol 11:35 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : OH COME ON!

11:35 Lettucecow the police guy is prbably black 11:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Fuck everything.

11:36 Glenn31 Police man: *takes a picture and posts it on tumblr* I can't even rn 11:36 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : I see a big bui- no wait thats a tree

11:36 Glenn31 ^ still think he's black? 11:36 Lettucecow

(felix) *conf* You think we're gonna lose?

11:36 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *conf* Well
(Scarlett) : *conf* We COULD just get Scott and Owen to fall behind us somehow
(Emma) : *fishes up a tip* FINALLY! *runs to the Tro Tro*

11:36 Lettucecow

(felix) *conf* I mean honestly, if Owen's junk is the last thing I get to see on this show, I'm gonna be dissapointed.

11:37 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : So

11:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *In the Tro Tro with Skipp* About time we get some quiet.

11:37 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Who's gonna get out and push?

11:37 Lettucecow

(skipp) YEP

11:37 Glenn31

(Amy) : *gets out of the Tro Tro* We're here!

11:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Fine.
(Scott) : *Starts pushing*

11:37 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : The castle! *gets out the trotro and runs*

11:37 Glenn31

(Owen) : Guess I will too *gets out*

11:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Gets out with Amy*

11:37 Glenn31

(Amy) : *Gasp* LOOK! THE POPE! *le point*

11:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Grabs Owen and runs* PSYCH SUCKERS!

11:37 Lettucecow

(felix) *tries to push, a crack is heard*

11:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Not stupid, remember?

11:37 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : ....

11:37 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Come on we're so close! *runs to the castle*

11:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Gets to that Chillzone tho*

11:38 Glenn31 Pope: *is actually over there blessing a child or some shit* 11:38 Lettucecow

(felix) *falls down in a fetal position* I THINK I PULLED A MUSCLE, OR BROKE AN ARM!

no 11:38 Glenn31

(Don) : Jared and Cody arrive first

11:38 Lettucecow pope is rome episode

:P

11:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Yeh

11:38 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *makes it to the chillzone with Jo*

11:38 Lettucecow

(felix) OW!

11:38 Glenn31

(Amy) : *crosses with zoey*
(Emma) : *crosses*
(Kitty) : Same

11:38 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Crosses af*

11:38 Lettucecow

(vin) *him and the twins make it to the chillzone*

11:38 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *Rides across on a tree*
(Brianna) : *tumblrs across*

11:38 Lettucecow

(vin) Wow, how'd you keep up with us?
(jay) I...don't know
(mickey) I'm not sure either

11:39 Glenn31

(Don) : Everyone's crossed, except for the Geniuses and the Bromancers

11:39 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Finally gets on a boat with Owen* Aboot ti- SHIT

11:39 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *gets on a boat also*

11:39 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Fishing af*

11:39 Lettucecow

(felix) *crawled upon the boat holding his arm*
  • up on

11:39 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *dives into the water*

11:40 Lettucecow

(felix) I think it's broken.

11:40 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Pulls up a fish* Yes!

11:40 Glenn31

(Owen) : We need a tip...

11:40 Lettucecow

(felix) just like my confidence in winning this.

11:40 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : I hate my life.

11:40 Lettucecow

(felix) great.

11:40 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Jumps in the water then*

11:40 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *swims back up with a tip* I got one!
(Scarlett) : *grabs Felix and runs af*

11:40 Lettucecow

(felix) Oh, okay! CONFIDENCE BACK! LETS GO- OWWWW MY ARM!

11:40 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Gets back on* Got one. From an angry fish.
(Scott) : *Starts running*

11:40 Glenn31

(Owen) : *nuderuns*
(Scarlett) : *gets in the tro tro*

11:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Grabs Felix by the hood of his hoodie* HEY DORKUS
(Scott) : *Throws him back before he gets in the Tro Tro*

11:41 Glenn31

(Owen) : *gets in the same Tro Tro because fuck logic*
(Scarlett) : Um..

11:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Gets in the Tro Tro*
(Scott) : ...

11:41 Lettucecow

(felix) *falls out of scarlett's arm and hits the tro tro*

11:41 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : We need him to be in here to leave

11:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Casually pushes Scarlett out* Nah

11:41 Lettucecow

(felix) MY....LEG!

11:41 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : ADHFGJ

11:41 Lettucecow

(felix) OH COME ON

11:41 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : OK RUDE!

11:41 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *The Tro Tro does tho*

11:42 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *jacks a random tro tro and speeds off*

11:42 Lettucecow

(felix) *his arm and leg are twisted at odd angles* Just great.

11:42 Glenn31

(Amy) : *yawn* This is so boring

11:42 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Gets to that Castle tho from the Tro Tro* WE'RE FUCKING HERE.
(Scott) : FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT GHANA.

11:42 Glenn31

(Don) : Great, but the Chill Zone is upstairs

11:42 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : DAMMIT! *Runs af*

11:42 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : *arrives and runs upstairs*

11:43 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : *Gets there tho*
(Scott) : FUCK. GHANA.

11:43 Lettucecow

(FELIX) MY LIMBS! MY BROKEN LIMBS!

11:43 Glenn31

(Don) : Scott and Owen, you're still in the race

11:43 Lettucecow

(FELIX) and..my broken confidence... BUT MOSTLY MY LIMBS!

11:43 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Aw...

11:43 Lettucecow

(felix) I break 2 limbs and we lost...?

11:43 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : I. HATE. AFRICA.

11:43 Glenn31

(Don) : Scarlett and Felix, I'm sorry, but you're the last to arrive

11:43 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : SO MUCH.

11:43 Lettucecow

(felix) I hate this show.

11:43 Glenn31

(stop) CUT TO FELIX AND SCARLETT'S INTERVIEW  (stop)

11:44 Lettucecow

(felix) I didn't we'd make it to the final 10.

11:44 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : I had a mostly good time on the show, I guess
(Scarlett) : I was surprised we made it this far

11:44 Lettucecow

(felix) Sure...I caught several foreign diseases, broke more limbs then the twins, and saw owen naked.
(felix) But...it was fun I guess.

11:44 Glenn31

(Scarlett) : Next time I'm on TV, I'm going all the way!

11:44 Lettucecow

(felix) I have strongly mixed feelings about it.

11:44 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Slowly pops up behind Felix and whispers* Cleeeeeeetuuuuuuus....
(Jared) : *Slowly disappears by lowering*

11:45 Lettucecow

(felix) And I will...probably be watching from the *screeches and faints*

11:45 Glenn31

(stop) THIS EPISODE HAS ENDED  (stop)

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