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(Don) : Last time on The Ridonculous Race
(Don) : We visited Finland, and the temperature may have been cold, but Dave's temper was hot hot HOT
(Don) : Fueled by his apparent sexual frustration towards Emma, Dave took out twelve of our crew members, a co-pilot, and nearly Skipp
(Don) : Unfortunately, it was Owen and Scott who came in last place and left the competition
(Don) : What's in store for our teams today? Find out right now on...
(Don) : The Ridonculous Race!
(music) INTRO  (music)
(stop) SPEAK MY PRETTIES  (stop)

9:07 TrueCobalion

(Jo) pfft

9:07 Glenn31

(Emma) : *relazing in a sauna tbh*

yes relazing 9:07 The Villainous Vulture I relaz for dayz

(Jared) : *Jumps into the sauna* HE'S COMING!

9:08 Glenn31

(Emma) : GAH! WHO?! DAVE?!

9:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : YES!

9:08 TrueCobalion

(brick) sauna is great! I can lie down here forever...

9:08 Glenn31

(Emma) : HSJDHGFHJHSBDV *hides under the bench*

9:08 Lettucecow

(vin) *conf* I think now's about time we ditch those pathetic twins.

9:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Picks up one of the super heated rocks with no signs of pain*

9:08 TrueCobalion

(brick) *begins sinking through as if falling asleep*

9:08 Lettucecow

(billy) *conf* Thats kinda...well...dishonest, ain't it?

9:08 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Casually walks in while whistling*
(Jared) : DEMON! *Chucks the rock at him*

9:08 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *conf* I warm off like a MAN! Not from that hot pool.

9:08 Glenn31 you know you fucked up when Jared calls you a demon ijs 9:09 Lettucecow

(vin) *conf* You GREW UP ON A FARM IN WISCONSIN! What do you know 'bout honest?

9:09 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : SDHJSDHBNJDJNF *Falls onto the pile of hot rocks* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

9:09 Glenn31

(Emma) : *chuckles*

9:09 Lettucecow

(billy) *conf* Good point. *they fist bump*

9:09 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets up speedy fast and faceplants on the wall*

9:09 Glenn31

(Emma) : AHAHAHAHAHAHAH1
(Kitty) : *takes a picture*

9:09 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Lebiengiflarg... *passes out*

9:09 Lettucecow

(mickey) *standing right outside the conf*  (poker face)

9:09 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Ha, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

9:09 Glenn31

(Amy) : *dumps a bucket of water on Dave* You ok?

9:09 Lettucecow

(jay)  (poker face)

9:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Passed out doe*

9:10 Glenn31

(Emma) : Ummmm
(Emma) : That's not water

9:10 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *wakes up in the middle of the sauna*

9:10 Glenn31

(Amy) : ...

9:10 TrueCobalion

(brick) how'd i get here

9:10 Glenn31

(Amy) : I just dumped sweat on him  (derp)
(Amy) : And he has no clue  (derp)

9:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Wakes up* ....

9:10 Glenn31

(Amy) : ...

9:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : WHAT IS ON ME?!

9:10 Glenn31

(Amy) : Salty hot water?
(Amy) : That smells like BO?

9:10 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : AJHSHFHJSHDJDSJBHJDHGJHDGJF *Literally smashes his head on the ground to pass out again*

It sucks to be Dave today 9:11 Glenn31

(Amy) :  (poker face)

9:11 Lettucecow

(mickey) *conf* Okay...we now know vin and billy ARE NOT to be trusted.
(jay) *conf* Didn't we know that 4 episodes ago?

9:11 TrueCobalion

(brick) : -.- must've been a wet dream

9:11 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : He scares me.  (poker face)

9:11 Glenn31

(Don) : Alright! Let's get this show on the road!
(Don) : Everyone put some clothes on and get your sorry butts to the starting line
(Brianna) : *walks out of the sauna completely dressed without a hint of sweat drinking Starbucks*
(Brianna) : Daddy bought my sweat glands from me

9:12 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Walks out fresh as a... something that's very fresh* Pfffff
(Jared) : I don't HAVE sweat glands!  :D

9:13 Lettucecow

(skipp) *still hippie* Dude...wheres my car?

9:13 TrueCobalion

(brick) awhhh *begins walking out*

9:13 Glenn31

(Amy) : *drags Dave out of the sauna* Ok, I am NOT dressing him

9:13 TrueCobalion

(jo) ready brickman?

9:13 Lettucecow

(skipp) Be one with the chi, yo.

9:13 Glenn31

(Amy) : *throws almost naked Dave at Skipp* Here, you're his partner, find his clothes

9:14 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Wakes up because Skipp* I HATE you.
(Dave) : *Leaves to get dressed*

9:14 Lettucecow

(skipp) Sorry bro.

9:14 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *fanning herself* Honey I don't see why it's a problem, you've been all over Dave's naked body before haven't you?  (Troll)
(Amy) : Yeah, and Scott's too >:3
(Zoey) : ...
(Zoey) : Die.

9:15 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Pops up behind Amy* YOU A HOE

9:15 TrueCobalion

(jo) : ooooh
(jo) dis gun b gud

9:15 Glenn31

(Amy) : *pulls Jared down to her level by his Adam's Apple* Sorry?

9:16 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Casually headbutts her*

9:16 Lettucecow

(cody) *starts pulling Jared away from amy*

You're Irrelevant. has joined the chat. 9:16 Glenn31 tf YOU JUST MISSED AMY SERVE ZOEY UP A SICK BURN 9:16 Lettucecow

(cody) Jaredddddd! Stop annoying the prostitutes!

omg boys 9:16 You're Irrelevant. i 9:16 Lettucecow hai 9:16 You're Irrelevant. dont care hai 9:16 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : But I like annoying the prostitutes!

9:16 Glenn31

(Amy) : *is literally about to murder everyone here but smiles because she's trying to be a better person*

9:16 Lettucecow

(cody) Yes but remember pittsburgh?

9:16 Glenn31

(Don) : Ok, so now that Dave is FINALLY dressed

9:16 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Walks back out with clothes* Fuck you all.

9:17 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* PITTSBURGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:17 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Conf* DAMN PENGUINS!

9:17 Glenn31

(Don) : It's time for today's leg of the race

9:17 TrueCobalion

(brick) *conf* I'm nervous

9:17 Glenn31

(Don) : Emma and Kitty, as you were the first to arrive, please take your tip

9:17 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Go Asia

9:17 Glenn31

(Emma) : *takes tip*

9:18 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Pick that tip like rice!

9:18 Glenn31

(tip) : Fly to Bangkok, Thailand and race on foot to the Rajadamnern Boxing Stadium
(Kitty) : Oh my gosh!

9:18 You're Irrelevant. the tip has a fucking icon 9:18 The Villainous Vulture Just thetip. B) 9:18 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *conf* Me and Emma have Thai heritage, we're going to OWN today's challenge!
(Emma) : *leaves af*

9:19 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Pokes his head into the conf* SLANTED EYES!

9:19 Glenn31

(Don) : Brick and Jo

9:19 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *takes out the tip*
(Brick) Bangkok
(brick) sounds like dirty porno
(Jo) *facepalm*

9:19 Glenn31

(Don) : Somehow in third place, Bianca and Brianna

9:19 You're Irrelevant. when you shit out popcorn kernel skin

(Bianca) : Because i'm legit as shit
(brianna) : *takes tip* Ok then

9:20 Glenn31

(Don) : Vin and Billy

9:20 Lettucecow

(billy) yey

9:20 Glenn31

(Don) : Jay and Mickey

9:21 Lettucecow

(mickey) *grabs his tip and glares at vin*

9:21 Glenn31

(Don) : Dave and Skipp

9:21 Lettucecow

(BILLY) *conf* Whats with them?

9:21 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Yey. Asialand.

9:21 Glenn31

(Dave) : Amy and Zoey

^ 9:21 The Villainous Vulture ... 9:21 Glenn31 The Ridaveculous Race 9:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I bet Amy and Zoey know ALL of about Bangkok.

9:22 Glenn31

(Amy) : *slaps Dave in the face and grabs dat tip*

9:22 You're Irrelevant. um

(zoey) : That wasn't even clever nor funny; please have a seat

9:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Fuck you

9:22 Glenn31

(Don) : And that seems to be it

9:22 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Or is it fuck me? I don't remember because you're a WHORE!~

9:22 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf* AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *on the floor* BEST JOKE SINCE GUANTANAMO JARED!

9:22 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Why do you have a bacon tattoo

9:22 Glenn31

(Don) : All 8 teams will be on the same flight to Bangkok

9:23 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Why do you have period blood on your head?

9:23 TrueCobalion

(Jo) Same flight? Ugh

9:23 Lettucecow BRB for a second 9:23 Glenn31

(Amy) : *pulls a Qur'an out of her ass and throws it somewhere* GO FETCH!

9:23 You're Irrelevant.

(Zoey) : Why do you smell like 24 ounces of bounce that ass

9:23 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *conf* Now I gotta deal with 7 loser teams aat the same time*

9:23 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Catches the Qur'an and burns it* Why do you have that ugly ass flower on your head?

9:24 Glenn31

(Amy) : Hey Jared, y'know what you should do?
(Amy) : Fly the plane!

9:24 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : You know what you should do? FUCK OFF.

9:24 Glenn31

(Amy) : Dave got to kill a pilot yesterday, so why shouldn't you?

9:24 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Why does your breath smell like you ate the avatar the last airbender movie

9:24 Glenn31 oshit 9:24 Lettucecow back 9:24 Glenn31 He may as well not even try to recover ijs 9:24 You're Irrelevant. M. Night Shimalayan: C H I L L 9:24 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Why does your breath still smell like Scott's dick?

9:24 Glenn31

(Amy) : <_<

9:24 Lettucecow

(cody) everyone knows why.

9:25 Glenn31

(Amy) : BREATH IN MY FACE IMMEDIATELY

9:25 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Fuck it. *Drags Jared away*
(jared) : I'M NOT DONE WITH THIS BITCH!

9:25 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Because i'm a woman? Who sucks dick? Slutshaming is no longer ok in 2015 dear

9:25 Glenn31 but has she not like brushed her teeth since she broke up with Scott? in like ALL-STARS 9:25 You're Irrelevant. ^ 9:25 TrueCobalion ^^ 9:25 The Villainous Vulture Gross 9:25 You're Irrelevant. i saw kyle massey and screamed fucking why 9:26 Glenn31

(Don) : Thanks to the power of editing, the plane has landed and teams are now on their way to the stadium

9:26 You're Irrelevant. ^ 9:26 Glenn31

(Amy) : *assaults a taxidriver and speeds off after stuffing Zoey in the trunk*

9:26 You're Irrelevant. hes not even trying anymore 9:26 Lettucecow

  • twins get in a taxi*

9:26 TrueCobalion

(jo) *floors it on a taxi*

9:26 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : N O PERCENTAGE OF THAT WAS NESSECARY

9:26 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Gets on a pogo stick because Jared*

9:27 Glenn31

(Amy) : *reverses into a lamp post* oops

9:27 Lettucecow

(cody) *hanging onto the bottom of the pogo stick, is getting slammed on the ground repeatadly*

9:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *gets in a taxi with Skipp* I'm going to kill everyone on this show one day.

9:27 Lettucecow

(skipp) Chill your chi
(skipp) you want some tea?

9:27 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : STOP BEING A HIPPIE

9:27 Glenn31

(Amy) : *rams Dave's ass*
(Amy) : *his taxi's ass that is*

9:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Is unfazed by this shit because he's on his way to Angry Dave again*

9:28 You're Irrelevant.

(bianca) : *throws a tree at amy and zoey's taxi, grabs brianna and hijacks a taxi tbh*

9:28 TrueCobalion

(jo) *crashes through buildings* SHORTCUT TIME

9:28 Glenn31

(Amy) : *dodges af tbh*

9:28 You're Irrelevant.

(brianna) : So much just happened

9:28 Glenn31

(Amy) : WHY DID THEY BRING THEM BACK!?

9:28 Lettucecow

(skipp) Well I'm not a chemist...well I might be....but...anyway...you shouldn't have gave me that stuff in warsaw bro

9:28 Glenn31

(amy) : THEIR ONLY SELLING POINT IS BIANCA THROWS TREES AND BRIANNA IS WHITE

9:28 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : BE. NORMAL. AGAIN.

9:28 You're Irrelevant.

(brianna) : *speeding the taxi behind amy and zoey tbh* BECAUSE IM FUCKIN BATSHIT CRAZY *bleep*

9:28 Glenn31

(Amy) : LIKE CAN WE GO BACK TO TDI SO BRIANNA CAN BE RELEVANT!?

9:29 TrueCobalion

(brick) WATCH OUT FOR THOSE PED- Oh nevermind...

9:29 Glenn31

(Amy) :

9:29 You're Irrelevant.

(brianna) : *yells at the window* I CAN LITERALLY BUY AND SELL YOUR FAMILY

9:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Pogos up to Brianna's car and throws an egg through her window at her* STOP STEALIN MY THING BITCH!

9:29 TrueCobalion

(Jo) Fuck the police I wanna win!

9:29 Glenn31

(Amy) : *fucking drives over everyone and parks perfectly outside the stadium*
(Amy) : Oh, we're here ^_^

9:29 You're Irrelevant. (brianba): *bitchslaps jared* 9:29 Glenn31

(Amy) : *opens the trunk*

9:29 You're Irrelevant. brianba 9:29 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *crashes into stadium* FUCK

9:29 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Is on a pogostick so no slaps*

9:29 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *jumps out the trunk and chokes amy*

9:29 TrueCobalion

(Jo) Oh damn *opens truck*

9:29 Glenn31

(Amy) : *Takes the tip tho*

9:29 Lettucecow

(mickey) *they run out of the taxi* This looks weird

9:29 You're Irrelevant.

(brianna) : ..

9:30 Glenn31

(tip) : Botch or Watch - Muay Thai Showdown

9:30 You're Irrelevant.

(brianna) : *looks at bianca*

9:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Pogos on to of Amy* Where that tip at?

9:30 You're Irrelevant.

(bianca) : *rams into jared tbh*

9:30 TrueCobalion

(Brick) A botch or watch!

9:30 Lettucecow

(jay) *reading the tip* um...

9:30 Glenn31

(Don) : In this Botch or Watch, teams must select one member to fight in a Muay Thai Showdown against another team

9:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Pogos over the care because tbh fuck Bianca*

car* 9:30 Glenn31

(Don) : In order to move on, each team must win a round. If you lose, you have to start again

9:30 TrueCobalion

(Brick) You go Joey, pls

9:30 You're Irrelevant.

(bianca) : I WILL SHOVE A TREE SO FAR DOWN YOUR *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

9:30 TrueCobalion

(Jo) fine, fuck you brick

9:30 Glenn31

(Amy) : How about you fight Zoey

9:30 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* ANYONE. BUT. JARED.

9:30 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Hot.

9:31 Glenn31

(Amy) : You have a lot of... anger issues so we can win

9:31 Lettucecow

(mickey) *conf* *nodding*

9:31 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : OH! ME! LET ME FIGHT!
(Jared) : ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

9:31 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : I dont have anger issues..

9:31 Glenn31

(Emma) : I guess I'll do it
(Amy) : This is where we have a montage

9:31 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : ME.  (rage)

9:31 Glenn31

  • montage of Zoey have anger issue moments*

9:31 Lettucecow

(mickey) Guess I'll do it...
(billy) ME! ME! ME! 

9:31 Glenn31

(Don) : First team to fight

9:31 Lettucecow

(vin) no complaints here

9:31 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *punches the cameraman and ends the montage earlier* OK OK I GET IT

9:31 Glenn31

(Don) :  (Emma) vs.  (Dave) !
(Emma) : ....

9:31 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : ....

9:31 Glenn31

(Emma) : SERIOUSLY!?

9:31 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Dave) : *Casually puts on brass knuckles* I will END you.

9:32 Lettucecow

(vin) *conf* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! OH MY GOD! EMMA'S SO DEAD!

9:32 Glenn31

(Emma) : *standing casually in the ring* You're not gonna hit a girl... are you?

9:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : What girl?

^ Shoots fired 9:32 Glenn31

(Emma) : -_-
(Emma) : *grabs Dave in a chokehold tbh*

9:32 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Bish naw. *Repeatedly punches her ass in the face*

9:33 Glenn31

(Emma) : D;

9:33 The Villainous Vulture Dave, promoting violence against women since 2015 9:33 Glenn31

(Don) : KNOCKOUT! Dave wins!

9:33 Lettucecow

(jay) *cringing on the sidelines* oooh.Ouch...That looked like it hurt...eep...

9:33 Glenn31

(Emma) : Uuuugh

9:33 Lettucecow

(mickey) glad we're not fighting dave

9:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Well that was oddly unsatisfying.

9:33 Glenn31

(Emma) : *limps out of the ring*
(Don) : Next,  (Jared) vs.  (Zoey) !

9:33 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Yey.

9:34 Lettucecow

(cody) *grabs popcorn* BEAT HER DOWN JARED! 

9:34 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Shocked

9:34 Glenn31 Boxing Instructer: *hands Dave a tip* 9:34 You're Irrelevant.

(Zoey) : Truly shocked

9:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : I know right?

9:34 Glenn31

(tip) : Get to the Chill Zone on top of the MahaNakhon

9:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : They couldn't done SOMETHING creative.
(Dave) : *Leaves af*

9:34 Glenn31

(Don) : *ding ding*

9:34 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *gouging his eyes tbh*

9:34 Glenn31

(Amy) : ...

9:34 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Bitch slaps her because Jared feels no pain*

9:34 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Oh can i not do that

9:34 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf alone* Scott. If you're watching... I'm so sorry you dated her

9:35 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : BITCH YOUR EYES

9:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : BITCH YOUR FACE. *Continues the bitch slaps*

9:35 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *sticks her fingers up the nostrils and swings him the fuck around*
(brianna) : :o

9:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Ow.

9:35 Glenn31

(Amy) : Oh my od

9:35 TrueCobalion

(jo) : ooohh...

9:35 Glenn31 yes od 9:35 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Literally bites her doe*

9:35 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : *sitll swinging his ass*
(Zoey) : *throws him somewhere*

9:35 Glenn31

(Don) : Zoey wins!

9:36 You're Irrelevant.

(bianca) : Aaand team rocket has blasted off again

9:36 Lettucecow

(cody) *jawdrop*

9:36 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : That was literally not funny at all.

9:36 Glenn31

(Don) :  (Bianca) vs.  (Mickey)

9:36 You're Irrelevant.

(bianca) : SHE FUCKING THREW YOU BY YOUR NOSTRILS

9:36 Lettucecow

(mickey) ............

9:36 You're Irrelevant. i actually saw this coming

(bianca) : Bianca wins

9:36 Lettucecow

(mickey) *conf* Hyperventilating*

9:36 Glenn31

(Amy) : Oh my god is this even legal

9:36 Lettucecow

(mickey) Umm....
(mickey) *le gets an idea* CHARGE ME!

9:37 Glenn31 Instructer: *le tip for Zooey* 9:37 You're Irrelevant.

(zoey) : Gracias. *runs*
(bianca) : Not if you tell me to...

9:37 Glenn31

(Amy) : Wait! I'm your partneeer!

9:37 Lettucecow

(mickey) what can I DO! 
(mickey) charge me!

9:37 Glenn31

(Amy) : *stuffs Zoey back in the trunk and le drives*

9:37 You're Irrelevant.

(bianca) : *slowly walks towards him* Please just jump out of the ring

9:37 Lettucecow

(mickey) *casually walks away and a falling piano hits bianca*

9:37 You're Irrelevant. no 9:38 Glenn31 no tbh 9:38 You're Irrelevant. what even just 9:38 Lettucecow lel 9:38 Glenn31 boi knock her out 9:38 Lettucecow

3

9:38 You're Irrelevant.

(bianca) : *flicks his nose* Boo.

9:38 Lettucecow

(mickey) ....
(mickey) um...thats it...?
(mickey) I'm surpised.

9:39 You're Irrelevant.

(bianca) : *screams loud enough to shatter the eifll tower* BOO

9:39 Lettucecow

(mickey) *starts bleeding out of his ears*

9:39 Glenn31 from Thailand ok 9:39 Lettucecow

(mickey) .............

9:39 Glenn31

(Don) : Bianca wins!

9:39 The Villainous Vulture tf is an eifll 9:39 Lettucecow

(mickey) *faints*

9:39 Glenn31 Instructor bitch: *tips Bianca* 9:39 You're Irrelevant. tf is a tyko? you nigga 9:39 Glenn31

(Amy) : There's Dave! *speeds tf up*

9:39 Lettucecow

(jay) *drags mickey out of the rink*

9:39 You're Irrelevant.

(bianca) : *grabs and runs*

9:39 The Villainous Vulture Fuck u nig 9:39 You're Irrelevant.

(brianna) ; *runs by the camera and smiles* IM RELEVANT

9:39 Glenn31

(Don) :  (Billy) vs.  (Jo)

9:40 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Just in the care, not giving any form of shit*

9:40 TrueCobalion

(jo) *conf* Ugh its cheese boy

9:40 You're Irrelevant. stop saying care 9:40 The Villainous Vulture Nah 9:40 Glenn31

(Amy) : *rims Dave's ass*

OH MY GOD NO 9:40 Lettucecow

(billy)  :D

9:40 Glenn31 AMY DID NOT RIM HIM 9:40 TrueCobalion

(Jo) ...

9:40 Glenn31

(Amy) : *rams Dave's taxi off the road tbh*

9:40 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Yeh  B)

9:40 Lettucecow

(billy) *walks up into the rink*

9:40 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *conf* Perv
(Jo) *gets up into the rink*

9:40 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Swerves out of teh way doe*

9:40 Lettucecow

(billy) *starts rapid fire spitting cheese* FHUFTBJTJTJJGTTJTHJTHJTHJTHJTHJTHJTHJHTJTHJTHJTHJTHJTHJTHJTHJT
(billy) FOR THE MOTHERLAND

9:41 Glenn31

(Emma) : wat

9:41 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *eating it*
(Jo) *kicks Skipp in the stomach*

9:41 Lettucecow

(vin) COME ON! GIVE EM THE OL' ONE TWO!

9:41 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : bleh what cheese is this!?

9:41 Lettucecow

(billy) Okay! *holds up cheese* 1 CHEESE! 2 CHEESES!

9:41 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *chokeholds Billy*

9:41 Lettucecow

(vin) ......I SAID PUNCH! NOT SESAME STREET!

9:41 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *begins punching him in the face*

9:41 Glenn31

(Amy) : *arrives doe tbh*

9:42 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Gets dere too*

9:42 Lettucecow

(billy) .....

9:42 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : Fuck muh leif

9:42 Glenn31

(Don) : *also at the Chill Zone because the Don Army is a thing* Amy and Zoey arrive first, with Dave and Skipp close behind

9:42 Lettucecow

(billy) *starts mauling jo like a starved dog*
(vin) .....

9:42 Glenn31

(Amy) : Oh hey we won! *walks off without letting Zoey out of the trunk*

9:42 Lettucecow

(vin) THERE WE GO!

9:42 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *begins punching the fuck out of skipp*
(jo) FUCK OFF

9:42 Lettucecow why skipp lol 9:42 TrueCobalion OOPS I mean billy fuck 9:43 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Pulls Zoey out of the trunk*

9:43 Glenn31

(Amy) : Oh
(Amy) : I forgot about her

9:43 The Villainous Vulture

(Dave) : *Walks over to Skipp* Okay, we need to fix you.

9:43 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *kicks Billy in the face*

9:43 Lettucecow

(billy) *mauling jo*
(skipp) broooo

9:43 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *punching Billy*
(Jo) i can do it all day, boi

9:43 Glenn31

(Don) : THIS IS A HALF HOUR SHOW COME ON

9:43 TrueCobalion

(jo) *punches Billy in the face and then the jaw*

9:43 Glenn31

(Don) : *Dropping random objects into the arena*

9:44 Lettucecow

(billy) *sighs and walks out of the ring* I'm bored.
(vin) ...........

9:44 TrueCobalion

(Jo)  :D

9:44 Glenn31

(Don) : Jo wins!

9:44 You're Irrelevant. me 9:44 Lettucecow

(vin) *conf* ............

9:44 Glenn31

(Don) :  (Jared) vs.  (Emma)

9:44 Lettucecow

(billy) *conf* Whats wrong vin?

9:44 TrueCobalion

(Jo) thank yuu *gets out of the rink and grabs brick*

9:44 Lettucecow

(vin) .*conf* falls out of the chair*

9:44 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : Fuck it, TDRT Jared time.

9:44 TrueCobalion

(Brick) *gets in the car with Jo and drives*

9:44 Lettucecow

(billy) *conf* I think I broke him..

9:44 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Pulls out a chainsaw*

9:44 Glenn31

(Emma) : Fuck it, Asian who had her rice stolen time

9:45 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : I WILL MURDER YOU

9:45 Glenn31

(Emma) : SHDFJHDGSSHJDFGHFSJDH *mauls Jared*

9:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Mauling her as well*

9:45 Glenn31

(Emma) : *rips off Jared's ear*

9:45 Lettucecow

(cody) COME ON JARED!
(Cody) ........

9:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Beating Emma's face* FUCK YOU

9:45 Glenn31

*in the audience* CAN YOU 'EAR ME!?

9:45 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : THAT WAS MY FAVORITE EAR

9:45 Glenn31 JACQUES noooo

(Emma) : Ooh look! The new issue of ISIS's newsletter!

9:46 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : ...
(Jared) : *Continues beating Emma*

9:46 Lettucecow

(cody) DONT' LISTEN TO HER! WE ALREADY HAVE TODAY'S ISSUE

9:46 Glenn31

(Emma) : K *kicks Jared in the groin and she's wearing fucking wedges and shit so it hurts like a biiitch*

9:46 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : *Casually pulls out one of her teeth* I'm keeping this, by the way.

9:47 You're Irrelevant. WEDGES 9:47 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : *Still feels no pain*

9:47 You're Irrelevant. YOU FEEL THAT SHIT 9:47 The Villainous Vulture Bitch he got his EAR ripped off 9:47 You're Irrelevant. BUT WEDGES 9:47 The Villainous Vulture I doubt teh wedges would do shit to a man who feels no pain in a ripped off ear 9:47 Glenn31

(Don) : Jared wins!

9:47 You're Irrelevant. nigga pain or not 9:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : My tooth.

9:47 You're Irrelevant. he has no ear 9:47 Glenn31

(Don) : Last two remaining

9:47 You're Irrelevant. and his crotch is fucked up most likely 9:47 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Has an ear again* Alright, let's go

9:47 Glenn31

(Don) :  (Emma) vs  (Mickey)

9:47 Lettucecow wrong 9:47 You're Irrelevant. WAIT 9:47 Lettucecow billy lost 9:47 Glenn31 oh right umm 9:48 Lettucecow vin and billy plz tho 9:48 Glenn31

(Mickey) vs.  (Billy)

9:48 The Villainous Vulture Jared uses cartoon logic, he can just make it exist back 9:48 Lettucecow

3

9:48 TrueCobalion

(Jo) *arrives doe*

9:48 Lettucecow

(mickey) *his ears are still bleeding*

9:48 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Goes tbh*

9:48 Glenn31

(Don) : Brick and Jo! Third!

9:48 Lettucecow

(billy) *charges at mickey*

9:48 Glenn31

(Don) : Where'd the White Girls go?

9:48 Lettucecow

(jay) MICKEY! WE'RE STARTING! 
(mickey) *turns around* What?

9:48 TrueCobalion wait weren't dave and skipp third? 9:48 The Villainous Vulture 2nd' 9:48 Lettucecow

(billy) *charges into the pole of the rink and knocks himself out*

9:48 TrueCobalion oh okay 9:49 Lettucecow

(vin) .........

9:49 You're Irrelevant. tits 9:49 Lettucecow

(jay) .....

9:49 Glenn31

(Don) : Mickey wins...

9:49 Lettucecow

(mickey) What?

9:49 Glenn31

(Don) : YOU WIN! Here's your tip!
(Emma) : OMFG SERIOUSLY

9:49 Lettucecow

(jay) *grabs it and they go*

9:49 Glenn31

(Don) :  (Billy) vs.  (Emma)

9:49 You're Irrelevant. M E 9:49 The Villainous Vulture

(jared) : *Gets to that chillzone doe*

9:49 Glenn31

(Emma) : Ok. I am NOT losing to this idiot
(Don) : Jared and Cody 4th!

9:50 Lettucecow

(billy) *starts mauling emma*

9:50 Glenn31

(Don) : WHERE ARE BRANNA AND BIANCA1?

9:50 Lettucecow

(jay) *they make it to dat chillzone doe*

9:50 Glenn31

(Emma) : *throws a hunk of cheese in the other direction*
(Don) : Twins 5th!

9:50 Lettucecow

(billy) *grabs the cheese, and bitchslaps emma with it tbh*
(billy) *AHUDHVJNTGIJGTJJJ\

9:50 Glenn31

(Emma) : *knees Billy in the chestnuts*

9:50 Lettucecow

(billy) YOU DO NOT DISRESPECT FRENCH CHEESE! 
(billy) it's an EXQUISITE ART!
(billy) *starts mauling emma*

9:51 Glenn31

(Emma) : Holy fuck *picks up a random ass chair and swings it at Billy omg*

9:51 Lettucecow

(billy) *swallows it*
(billy)  (derp)

9:51 Glenn31

(Emma) : ...

9:51 Lettucecow

(billy) *tackles emma tbh*
(vin) WHERE WAS THIS SPIRIT A MINUTE AGO!

9:51 Glenn31

(Emma) : *dodges tbh and oh look a pole*

9:52 Lettucecow

(billy) *doesn't feel any pain because logic* SHE INSULTED FRENCH CHEESES

9:52 Glenn31

(Emma) : -_-

9:52 Lettucecow

(vin) oh god. not again.

9:52 The Villainous Vulture Bruh only Jared has cartoon logic 9:52 Lettucecow lel 9:52 The Villainous Vulture That's his thing, m8 9:52 Glenn31

(Emma) : *fucking grabs Billy in a chokehold and slams his head off the wall several times*

9:52 You're Irrelevant. uk who else has cartoon logic CARTOONS 9:52 Lettucecow

(billy)  (derp)

9:53 The Villainous Vulture

  • The Villainous Vulture claps

GG 2smart4me I can't even 9:53 Glenn31

(Emma) : *and then steps on his back lel*
(Don) : Ouch!

9:53 Lettucecow

(vin) uh....lets just call it a tie...

9:53 Glenn31

(Don) : Emma wins

9:53 Lettucecow

(billy)  (derp)

9:53 Glenn31

(Emma) : *takes the tip* lol *leaves*

9:53 Lettucecow

(vin) ......

9:53 Glenn31

(Don) : Sadly, there's no one else for you to fight
(Don) : Soooooo
(Don) :  (Vin) vs.  (Billy) !

9:54 Lettucecow

(vin) I'VE SEEN YOU BEAT UP A RUSSIAN SOLDIER BEFORE!
(vin) WHAT WAS THAT?
(billy) meh. *stars mauling vin*

9:54 Glenn31 lol 9:54 Lettucecow

(vin) UJXZRIJTRGJTGBKJTGBKJKJTHJTJTHJTHJTHJTHTH

9:54 Glenn31

(Emma) : *Arrives*
(Don) : 6th place!
(Don) : *takes out his radio* BIANCA AND BRIANNA

9:54 You're Irrelevant.

(bianca) ; WAHT

9:54 Glenn31

(Don) : WHERE THE STARBUCKS AND DADDY ARE YOU?!

9:54 Lettucecow

(VIN) *looking disheveled*
(billy) Done!

9:54 You're Irrelevant.

(brianna) : DOING THE CHALLENGE

9:55 Glenn31

(Don) : Khere *tip(

9:55 Lettucecow

(billy) *collects his tip and drags vin*

9:55 Glenn31

(Don) : YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE CHILL ZONE
(Don) : YOU FINISHED THE CHALLENGE AND VIN AND BILLY ARE ON THE WAY

9:55 You're Irrelevant.

(bianca) and  (brianna) : *casually arrive at the chill zone*
(bianca) : So what's the problem again

9:55 Glenn31

(Don) : Honey what

9:55 Lettucecow

(billy) *casually walks over the chillzone* We're here!
(vin) .....i can't feel my legs...
(vin) I need medical attention.

9:56 Glenn31

(Don) : Vin and Billy, you're the last team to arrive

9:56 Lettucecow

(billy) Meh 

9:56 Glenn31

(Don) : And I'm sorry to tell you

9:56 Lettucecow

(billy) lets see....juding by the patteren, this is a non-elmination

gud spelling 9:56 Glenn31

(Don) : That thIS IS A NON-ELIMINATION ROUND YOU GET TO STAY GOOD FOR YOU

9:56 Lettucecow 10/10

(billy) told you.
(vin) .......

9:56 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : ...

9:56 Lettucecow

(vin) too in pain to question that.

9:56 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : ...

9:57 Glenn31

(Don) : But before we finish
(Don) : I have a prize to give out
(Don) : For surprising me the most

9:57 Lettucecow

(vin) is it gauze...?

9:57 Glenn31

(Don) : By actually WINNING a fight
(Don) : The Adversity Twins get a phonecall home

9:57 Lettucecow

(mickey) What?
(jay) Nice!

9:58 You're Irrelevant.

(bianca) : i won a fight and recieved nothing

9:58 Glenn31

(Don) : *hands Bianca a Starbucks*

9:58 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* Now that we know that they're gonna betray us....guess vin shouldn't have told us his uncle doesn't know he returned...

9:58 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Looks at Bianca* Honestly, why do you exist?

9:58 Lettucecow

(mickey) *conf* What?

9:58 You're Irrelevant.

(bianca) : *hands it to brianna*
(brianna) : *throws it in jared's face*

9:58 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* *facepalms and starts dialing vin's uncle*

9:59 The Villainous Vulture

(Jared) : *Dodges* Nah

9:59 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* mhmmmmm this is RR, yep, hes back on...you'll be here by....okay., thanks
(mickey) *conf* What??????

9:59 Glenn31

(Amy) : ?

9:59 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* Hangs up* nothing.

9:59 Glenn31

(Don) : Who was the mystery phone call to??
(Don) : Will there be consequences?
(Don) : Find out next time on
(Don) : The Ridonculous Race!
(stop) THIS SHIT OVER  (stop)

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