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(Don) : Last time on The Ridonculous Race
(Don) : We travelled to Accra, where our teams were forced to experience Ghana's horrible public transport system
(Don) : Things got awkward in the shared taxis, especially for a certain group of rivals
(Don) : But nothing was more awkward than when the Bromancers and the Geniuses' car broke down in the middle of the road
(Don) : In the end, Jared and Cody won another victory, showing crime really does pay
(Don) : And we sent our lovable nerdbrains Felix and Scarlett home
(Don) : But that was then
(Don) : And this is
(Don) : The Ridonculous Race!
(music) INTRO  (music)
(stop) TALK BABIES  (stop)

11:35 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Pfft

11:36 The Villainous Vulture Oh right We're here 11:36 Lettucecow

(vin) *conf* Okay, lets go over the plan again Billy, we get the twins to trust us, do our bidding, then SMASH THEM WHEN WE DON'T NEED EM!

11:36 Glenn31

(Amy) : *fanning Zoey with a huge leaf* So if I do this for you, you'll forgive me for everything, right? ^_^
(Zoey) : *filing her nails* Sure

11:37 Lettucecow

(billy) *conf* If the past 15 episodes were nothing to show for it, this one will probably tell you they can lose on their own.
(vin) *conf* ............
(vin) *conf* SINCE WHEN DO YOU MAKE GOOD POINTS?

11:37 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Jogged up and ready for duty, Joey!

11:37 Glenn31

(Brianna) : *pops out of Scott's tank top with a cup of Starbucks* OMG YOU GUYS IT'S OCTOBER

11:37 Lettucecow

(billy) *conf* Not sure

11:37 The Villainous Vulture

(Scott) : Die.

11:37 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *punches Brick into seats* Don't call me Joey, army boy.

11:38 Glenn31

(Owen) : You really need to start checking your clothes
(Bianca) : *throws a tree at random asians*

11:38 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *conf* Wow! Lap 16! We're almost out of initiation!

11:38 Lettucecow

(mickey) me and Jay are feeling good about this so far, we've made it past the final 10, and we have an alliance with vin and billy.
  • conf*

11:39 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *conf* We're not in an initiation, Brick. -.-

11:39 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *throws a frisbee for Emma*  :D
(Emma) : *ignores it tbh and it hits Dave*

11:39 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* Correction, YOU'RE feeling good about this, remember, we're in an alliance with both the most backstab-y and fail of a person.
(mickey) *conf* True, but what would he backstab us for, we can lose ourselves

11:40 Glenn31

(Emma) : *taps Jay on the shoulder* You guys

11:40 Lettucecow

(jay) Huh? Oh it's you, hello

11:40 Glenn31

(Emma) : I just wanted to warn you
(Emma) : About Vin

11:41 Lettucecow

(Jay) We've already picked up the pieces, wait hey how did you know about..?

11:41 Glenn31

(Emma) : You two have seen how he works before, haven't you?

11:41 Lettucecow

(mickey) Well, sort of

11:41 Glenn31

(Emma) : It's kind of obvious

11:41 Lettucecow

(jay) We watched a couple episodes of that island thing before the tv set exploded in front of us

The Villainous Vulture has left the chat. 11:42 Glenn31 -_- 11:42 TrueCobalion rip vv 11:42 Lettucecow

(mickey) thats why I need to wear this helmet, theres a shard of melted glass in my jaw still  :/

lel 11:42 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *sleeping*

11:42 Glenn31

(Dave) : *blows an airhorn in Jo's face* Wake up Bruce Jenner

11:43 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Dick. *goes into the bathroom*

11:43 Glenn31

(Amy) : *still fanning Zoey, out of breath tbh* Do... you... forgive me... yet?

11:43 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *rises up behind the broken seats* WHOAH THAT WAS COOL! DO IT AGAIN! Jo?

11:43 Glenn31

(Zoey) : Meeeeh, need to be a couple degrees cooler to think right. It sure is hot out here

11:44 Lettucecow

(cody) *conf, alone* I'm getting a bit worried about Jared, hes been a bit..preoccupied

11:44 Glenn31

(Amy) : Uuuugh *fanning still*

11:45 Lettucecow

(Cody) *conf* I can't even pry him off Bi-
(Jared) *conf* *pops out from behind him* HI CODY!
(cody) *screams and falls off the stool*
(cody) STOP DOING THAT!

11:45 Glenn31

(Emma) : *lecturing Kitty about shit*

11:46 Lettucecow

(Jared)  :/ *dissapears in a puff of 4th wall-ness*

11:46 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *conf* I'm focused, I don't want Mister Brickington Brick or anyone for that matter to stop m-

11:46 Glenn31

(Dave) : Oh come ON Miss Malaysia. It's the final 9, why so grouchy? You've made it this far haven't you?

11:46 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *conf* Brickington Brick? I LIKE IT!
(Jo) : *facepalm*

11:46 Glenn31

(Emma) : I thought we were over that, Dave??

11:46 TrueCobalion

  • conf

11:46 Lettucecow

(skipp) NAH
(skipp) IT'SSTILLFUNNY

11:47 Glenn31

(Dave) : Nah, I just thought you deserved a break. But then I thought I was being too nice
(Dave) : Not like you'll be here for much longer anyway. Heh heh *walks away*
(Emma) : Wha- Did he just say that?!

11:48 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *falls asleep again*

11:48 Lettucecow

(jared) *his voice is heard* YES HE DID

11:48 Glenn31

(Dave) : *conf with Skipp* I haven't really been all that SERIOUS about the game since well... forever
(Dave) : *conf* But the season's already halfway over, and the Asians are somehow still here

11:49 Lettucecow

(skipp) WE'VEBEENDESTROYINGTHISCOMPETITION!

11:49 Glenn31

(Dave) : And not only that, but Jared and Cody HAVE been taking up our first place spot for the last while too
(Dave) : *conf* Which is why I made a couple of these *Takes out a can* It's a mix of Red Bull, Mountain Dew, Monster, and a little bit of coffee
(Dave) : *conf* If it doesn't kill Skipp, it might just win us a million bucks

11:50 Lettucecow

(skipp) *conf* ..........
(skipp) *fricking downs it all* SOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

11:51 Glenn31

(Dave) : *conf* WAIT NO NOT YE- *static*
(Don) : Alright teams, it's time to get started on the next leg of the race

11:51 Lettucecow

(skipp) *conf* I FEELIKESUPERMAN!!!!!!!!!!! 

11:52 Glenn31

(Don) : Jared, drag yourself away from your Amazon War Princess and plant your butt beside your other princess *points at Cody*
(Bianca) : Aww that's really sweet Don  <3
(Bianca) :  (frage) BUT I'LL STILL MURDER YOUR FOR HAVING TESTICLES  (frage)

11:52 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *conf* Princesses? Hmph....

11:52 Lettucecow

(Cody) Princess?

11:53 Glenn31

(Dave) : *tries to calm down Skipp by holding his shoulders, but he starts jittering too*

11:53 Lettucecow

(Jared) YES PRINCESS! *grabs the tip and drags cody away in a puff of 4th wall*
(skipp) VFJNRGTBTBGTRTRJNGTJNKBKGYSKJEH

11:53 Glenn31

(Tip) : Get to Warsaw, Poland and find your next travel tip at the airport
(Don) : Warsaw, it saw war
(Don) : And now that our teams will be let loose there, it might just see another
(Don) : Next to depart are the jocks

11:54 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Yea yea real funny, Don. -.- *grabs the tip*

11:54 Glenn31

(Don) : Amy and Zoey
(Zoey) : *takes the tip* Keep fanning
(Amy) : *fanning af* Yes Zoey
(Don) : Emma and Kitty
(Emma) : *Takes the tip* Warsaw huh? Nice
(Kitty) : *selfies af*
(Don) : Dave and Skipp
(Dave) : *takes the tip* Ew, Warsaw

11:56 Lettucecow

(skipp) *sanic speeds away before dave can move*

11:56 Glenn31

(Dave) : ....what have I created

11:56 Lettucecow

(skipp) FORTHEMOTHERLAND

11:57 Glenn31

(Don) : Vin and Billy

11:57 Lettucecow

(vin) *grabs the tip*
(billy) *cheese away*

11:58 Glenn31

(Don) : Bianca and Brianna
(Bianca) : *grabs the tip and trees away*
(Brianna) : *follows calmly while drinking starbucks*
(Don) : And finally, Scott and Owen

11:58 Lettucecow

(Mickey) um..

11:59 Glenn31

(Scott) : *takes the tip* Warsaw. Great.

11:59 Lettucecow crap brb 11:59 Glenn31

(Don) : Ohandthetwins *hands them their tip*

11:59 Lettucecow

(jay) *they grab the tip and run*

11:59 Glenn31

(Don) : Everyone's on the same flight to Warsaw, but it's a long flight
(Emma) : *conf* Kit and I have been placing too low for the last few episodes. It's time we upped our game, maybe got some of the other teams out
(Kitty) : *conf* Or we could just try our best and roll with that?
(Emma) : *conf* Pfft. No

12:00 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *conf* How about we focus, ey Brick?
(Brick) : *conf* Totally, and how about getting some competition out?
(Jo) : *conf* Great idea!

12:01 Glenn31

(Amy) : *conf* It's the Final 9 and Zoey and I haven't won a challenge in ages. Maybe if Zoey tried a little harder we could...
(Zoey) : *conf* Excuse me? YOU need to try harder
(Amy) : *conf* Yesoksorry
(Emma) : I think we should get either the Jocks or Dave and Skipp out
(Dave) : *yells* WE CAN HEAR YOU!
(Emma) : *rolls eyes* Jocks it is.

12:04 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *points at Dave and Skipp, then whispers into Brick's ear* those guys are our biggest threats, we need em outta here
(Brick) : *whispers back* agreed...

12:05 Lettucecow back 12:05 Glenn31

(Amy) : Just look at Dave and Skipp. They're so cold and calculated, never miss a beat, always so perfect and smart
(Dave) : SKIPP PLEASE STOP SHAKING YOU'RE GONNA GET US ALL KILLED!

12:05 Lettucecow

(skipp) BANANANANANANNANANAA
(skipp) SOMUCHENERGY

12:06 Glenn31

(Dave) :  :I

12:06 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *whispers to Zoey* Am I bothering, if not mind if you help me take those two out? *points at Dave and Skipp*

12:06 Glenn31

(Emma) : *walks over to Brick and Jo* Heeeyyy

12:06 Lettucecow

(skipp) *his seat is shaking so much it unhinges and bounces about the airport*
  • plane

12:06 Glenn31

(Dave) : ...

12:06 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Oh HEY Emma

12:06 Lettucecow

(mickey) *hits him in the face*

12:06 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : What do you want?

12:06 Glenn31

(Emma) : I just wanted to come over and congratulate you both on getting this far

12:07 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *rolls eyes* Sure... we don't trust you

12:07 Glenn31

(Emma) : I mean, I know you two have your differences some time, and it's so great that you're able to see past them for the big picture

12:07 TrueCobalion

(brick) : Yea
(Brick) : well look at the time we gotta go
(Brick) and  (jo) : *runs off af*

12:07 Glenn31

(Emma) : Oh come on, when have I ever NOT been trustworthy- oh ok

12:08 Lettucecow

(mickey) *conf* *holding his head and is in a fetal position* THAT CHAIR IS GIVING ME A SEVERE MIGRANE!

12:08 Glenn31

(Don) : The plane has landed in Warsaw, and it's time to get moving

12:08 Lettucecow

(jay) *conf* Oh not again. Hes...really prone to migranes.

12:08 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Outta my way! *gets to the Don Box*

12:08 Glenn31

(Amy) : *gets shoved* Oof! Watch it unibrow!

12:09 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Sorry, maam!

12:09 Lettucecow

(jay) *dragging mickey to the box, they get run over by dave and skipp*

12:09 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *catches up to Brick* Wait up!

12:09 Glenn31

(Tip) : Get to the Old Town Market Place for your next tip
(Emma) : Taxiii!

12:09 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : BUS!

12:09 Lettucecow

(VIN) *him and billy pick the twins up* Come on, we're in an alliance, try not to be dead weight.

12:09 Glenn31

(Dave) : *steals Emma's taxi again* Sorry not sorry

12:09 Lettucecow

(jay) We are.
(mickey) Okay!

12:10 Glenn31

(Emma) : Urrrrrgh!

12:10 Lettucecow

  • the twins and vin and billy get in a taxi together*

12:10 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *gets in the bus* Hey drive us to the market or else. *crunches fists*

12:10 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *pulls up in a hired car af* Hop in  :D
(Emma) : How did you...
(Kitty) : Don't ask  :I

brb 12:10 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : Less monologue more driving! *floors it*

12:11 Lettucecow

(mickey) *holding his head and is curled up in a seat*
(vin) Jeez, I feel like I can poke you guys and knock you out..
(billy) *pokes mickey*
(mickey) *gets knocked out*
(jay) *conf* Okay, thats a new low for us.

12:13 TrueCobalion

(jo) : None of you call the poli- *gets hit by a bus passenger* ITS ON! BITCH!

12:13 Glenn31

(Emma) : *passes out Dave and Skipp* Sorry not sorry!

12:13 Lettucecow

(skipp) ...

12:13 Glenn31

(Dave) : *Tosses the taxi driver a euro* Pass out that car and there'll be more where that came from

12:13 Lettucecow

(skipp) *gets out the taxi with dave, and sanic speeds right past them*

12:13 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *drives into buildings* SHORTCUT TIME!

12:14 Glenn31

(Dave) : DHDGUFIJDSDHFUIGOHJKFDHKUGYOUCOULD'VEDONETHATBEFOREIGAVEHIMMYMONEY

12:14 Lettucecow

(felix) IAMASUPERHERO!

12:14 Glenn31 ^ 12:14 TrueCobalion ^^ 12:14 Glenn31

(Emma) : What's.. WHAT THE HELL!

12:14 Lettucecow tf. why did i wat

  • (skipp)

12:14 Glenn31

(Emma) : *breaks several speed limits holy fuck*

12:15 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Brick this isn't part of the plan! *beating up passenger*

12:15 Lettucecow

(skipp) *casually sticks his tongue out at emma while passing them*

12:15 Glenn31

(Emma) : I. Hate. Them.

12:15 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : What does the mark- *crashes into cars* OH SHIT!

12:15 Glenn31

(Don) : WATCH OUT FOR THE DON BOX

12:16 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *steps on the brakes* NOOOOOOO

12:16 Glenn31

  • tips explode out everywhere*

12:16 Lettucecow

(skipp) *speeds past a random taxi and makes it go flying*

12:16 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : oops
(Jo) : FORGET ABOUT IT LETS GO! *grabs a tip*

12:16 Glenn31

(Tip) : All-In - Find the pieces to, and assemble a copy of The Warsaw Mermaid

12:16 Lettucecow

(jay) *him,jay,vin,and billy fall out of the taxi and faceplant next to the don box*

12:16 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Alright lets go make this mermaid!

12:16 Glenn31

(Don) : In this All-In, teams must look around the square for pieces to the Warsaw Mermaid
(Don) : What they need to find are: The Head, both arms, the body, and the tail

12:17 Lettucecow

(jay) Sounds easy enough!

12:17 TrueCobalion

(Brick) and  (Jo) : *runs off to the square to find the mermaid pieces*

12:17 Lettucecow

(vin) if you 2 can ever lift the pieces.
  • the twins and vin and billy run off to search for pieces*

12:18 Glenn31

(Don) : Once the mermaids have been completed, it's a foot race to The Royal Castle, which is today's Chill Zone

12:18 Lettucecow

(skipp) *grabs dave and starts running around the square* SEEANY?

12:18 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Wheres it at? Wheres the piece at!

12:18 Glenn31

(Don) : The last team to arrive MAY be cut from the race
(Emma) : *looking af*
(Kitty) : Found the head!

12:18 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : I got the tail!

12:18 Glenn31

(Amy) : *pulls an arm out of a random ass fruit stall* Oh

12:19 Lettucecow

(billy) *gets a leg out of a trashcan* Found one!

12:19 Glenn31

(Don) : Just so you know, stealing parts from other teams WILL result in a penalty

12:19 Lettucecow

(vin) Damn!
(cody) damn!

12:19 Glenn31

(Dave) : Um... you're not using legs?
(Dave) : ....

12:19 Lettucecow

(billy) *feels it* Wait...this is an actual..
(mickey) 0.0

12:19 Glenn31

(Dave) : You know what. Nevermind. *walks away*

12:19 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : O_o

12:20 Lettucecow

(vin) *conf* Thats an actual leg?

12:20 Glenn31

(Emma) : *Finds a tail*

12:20 Lettucecow

(billy) *conf* I think..
(vin) Nice! *him and billy high-five*

12:20 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *finds a torso* Got one!

12:20 Glenn31

(Bianca) : *shakes a tree and a head falls out*

12:20 Lettucecow

(mickey) *gets a head from a alleyway*
(mickey) too..heavy..

12:20 Glenn31

(Emma) : *carries over the torso and screws everything else on* We need one more arm!

12:21 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *shakes the barrels* Ah I hear something!

12:21 Lettucecow

(jay) *helps mickey, but it weighs them both down*

12:21 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : I got the two arms!
(Jo) : Wheres the head!?

12:21 Lettucecow

(billy) *lifts the twins, and the piece with one arm*

12:21 Glenn31

(Kitty) : Got an arm!
(Emma) : YES! Toss it here!

12:21 Lettucecow

(skipp) *assembling pieces*

12:21 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *grabs the head* I got one!

12:21 Glenn31

(Kitty) : *tumblr toss*
(Brianna) :HEY THAT'S MY THING

12:21 Lettucecow

(vin) *finds the arms*

12:21 TrueCobalion

(Jo) and  (Brick) *building the statue*

12:21 Glenn31

(Emma) : *screws on the arm* YES!

12:22 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *hammers the head in* DONE!

12:22 Glenn31

(Don) : While the sisters are on their way to the palace, everyone else is still working on their mermaids

12:22 Lettucecow

(vin) Great... *him and billy start assembling*

12:22 Glenn31

(Dave) : Skipp have you found anything?!

12:22 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : You forgot the arm! *screwing the arms in*

12:22 Lettucecow

(skipp) ALLOFTHEM!

12:22 Glenn31

(Dave) : ASSEMBLE!

12:22 Lettucecow

(skipp) *starts assembling* UH...WHEREDOESTHIS GO?

12:23 Glenn31

(Dave) : There!
(Emma) : There's the palace!

12:23 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *finishes the statue* I'm done! Let's go after the asians! *runs off*

12:23 Lettucecow

  • the twins, and vin and billy finish their mermaids*

12:23 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *runs aff*

12:23 Lettucecow

(cody) Jared! help me!

12:23 Glenn31

(Emma) and  (Kitty) : *arrive*

12:23 Lettucecow

(JARED) fineeee

12:23 Glenn31

(Don) : Emma and Kitty, you're the first to arrive

12:23 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : I see the- *Trips over a rock* OW!

12:23 Glenn31

(Kitty) : WE CAME FIRST!

12:23 Lettucecow

(jay) to the palace!

12:23 Glenn31

(Bianca) : There! *flies off with Brianna at the speed of bacon*

12:23 Lettucecow

(mickey) *him,jay, and vin and billy run to the chillzone*

12:23 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *picks up Brick* We're almost there!
(jo) and  (Brick) : *makes it to the Chill zone*

12:24 Glenn31

(Zoey) : *uses Amy to hammer in a head and runs af*

12:24 Lettucecow

  • the twins and vin and billy make it*

12:24 Glenn31

(Don) : Everyone else is on their way, but Dave and Skipp still haven't finished their statue

12:24 Lettucecow

(jared) *helping cody assembling* BOOOORING
(cody) Ugh.,

12:24 Glenn31

(Dave) : No no! The head goes on top idiot!

12:24 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Sweet! We didn't get 4th and above!
(Brick) : *high fives*

12:24 Lettucecow

(skipp) IHAVEDOUBLEVISIONBECAUSEOFTHEENERGYYYYY

12:25 Glenn31

(Dave) : IN WHAT WORLD DOES DOUBLE VISION MAKE ARMS LOOK LIKE THEY GO ON TOP OF THE TORSO?!

12:25 Lettucecow

(cody) *him and jared finish and start running to the palace*
(cody) Sorry Dave!

12:25 Glenn31

(Dave) : Come on we're the last ones!

12:25 Lettucecow

(skipp) TRYHELPINGME

12:25 Glenn31

(Dave) : *fucking slams the head in*
(Dave) : GO!

12:25 Lettucecow

(skipp) *speeds off*

12:26 Glenn31

(Don) : We're down to the Assasins and the Odd Couple

12:26 Lettucecow

(jared) *arrives at the chillzone with cody* YEY!
(cody) I'm dizzy..

12:26 Glenn31

(Emma) : ...
(Emma) : YEESSSSS!

12:26 Lettucecow

(cody) ran...too...fast..

12:26 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : Yea!

12:26 Glenn31

(Emma) : THEY'RE OUT THEY'RE OUT THEY'RE OUT!

12:26 Lettucecow

(skipp) *reaches the zone*

12:26 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *Conf* THANK GOD THEY'RE OUT!

12:26 Lettucecow

(skipp) AWCRAP.

12:26 Glenn31

(Don) : Skipp, Dave
(Don) : You're the last team to arrive
(Don) : And I'm sorry to say...
(Emma) : *cuts in* THAT YOU'RE OUT! OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT! WHO'S GONNA BE A MILLIONAIRE?! I AM! WHO'S NOT?! YOU'RE NOT!

12:27 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *facepalm*

12:27 Lettucecow

(skipp) ATLEASTWE'REACTUALLYLLIKED!

12:27 Glenn31

(Don) : Actually I was gonna say that this is a non-elimination round

12:27 Lettucecow

(skipp) OH.

12:27 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : WHAT!?

12:27 Glenn31

(Emma) : ....oh

12:27 Lettucecow

(skipp) YESYEYESYESYESYESYES *hi fives dave*

12:27 TrueCobalion

(Jo) : *throwing a major tantrum in the conf*

12:27 Lettucecow

(skipp) *conf* HAHAHAHA! WE'RESTILLINTHISDAVE!

12:27 Glenn31

(Emma) :  (twitch)

12:28 TrueCobalion

(Brick) : *conf* Make sure nobody see- *cuts off the conf camera*

12:28 Glenn31

(Emma) : *conf* Can I just say.... I got go to law school, and if what I said before Don said what he said airs on TV, I will sue this show
(Kitty) : *conf* I don't think that's how it work-
(Emma) : *conf* SHUT UP!
(Don) : Nine teams still remain. For now. But next time, someone WILL be going home
(Don) : Find out who that is next time on
(Don) : The Ridonculous Race!
(stop) THIS EPISODE IS OVER  (stop)

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