(stop) PLOX DO NOT TALK (stop)
(Don) : Last time on The Ridonculous Race (Don) : Our teams faced their second race in Madrid (Don) : Who knew transporting such precious cargo could be so stressful (Don) : Emma proved that, even though she studies international law, she's totally not above throwing priceless artwork into trees and stuffing them in cramped taxis (Don) : But whatever methods she used, her and Kitty still won the race, along with First Class and a special bonus! (Don) : And we bid a sorrowful goodbye to Dwayne and Junior (Don) : Today, our contestants will be dropped off in Brasov, Romania (Don) : What do we have in store? Stay tuned for more! (Don) : This is, THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! (music) INTRO (music) (stop) ON DEH PLAYN, TALK PLOX (stop)
9:19 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *playing music and shit again*
9:19 Glenn31
(Emma) : *getting a foot massage* Ohhhh, I could get used to this
9:19 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : *looks out the window* That was... strange...
9:19 Lettucecow
(vin) Remember billy, last time was good...but we need to be quicker, and SNEAKIER!
9:19 Glenn31
(Kitty) : *Mani-pedi af* Ohhh yeah (Zoey) : *snore af*
9:19 Lettucecow
(billy) *his mouth is full of cheese* YEAH
9:19 Glenn31
(Amy) : WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SNORE ON THE PLANE OMG
9:20 Lettucecow
(vin) *facepalm
9:20 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *opens the hatch door and gets on the side of it*
9:20 Lettucecow Skipp:WE'REGOINGTOROMANIADAVE 9:20 Glenn31
(Sugar) : So where we goin' again? Pennsylvania?
9:20 Lettucecow
(dave) I heard.
9:20 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : Omg the door is open *shuts the hatch door* (Ennui) : ...
9:20 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Transylvania. Brasov to be precise. It's the setting of the Dracula novel
9:20 Lettucecow
(Jay) *hanging off the plane with mickey again*
9:20 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *gets on top of the plane* I'M THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD!
9:21 Lettucecow
(Jay) WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN????
9:21 Glenn31
(Sugar) :Dracula?! Isn't that the book about the vampires and the sparkly werewolves falling in love?
9:21 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *hearing footsteps on top of the plane*
9:21 Lettucecow
(Mickey) Maybe we sleepwalk jay (Jay) Maybe..
9:21 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : *looks out of window and sees them hanging on again* Wow again?
9:21 Glenn31
(Amy) : Um... Dave?
9:21 Lettucecow
(dave) (twitch) what.
9:21 Glenn31
(Amy) : Can I talk to you? (Amy) : In private.
9:21 Lettucecow
(DAVE) No.
9:21 TrueCobalion
(Crimson) : *looks out of window* Those two aren't funny...
9:22 Glenn31
(Amy) : PLEEEEEEEEEEASE!
9:22 TrueCobalion
(Crimson) : they're hilarious
9:22 Lettucecow Skipp:OMGBRASOVISGONNABESCARYIT'SWEIRD
(dave) I have enough to deal with.
9:22 Glenn31
(Amy) : Alright fine. Stay there with Skipp. I was gonna bail you out but whatever *walks away*
9:22 Lettucecow
(Harold) *sees amy* GOBLIN QUEEN!!!!!!!! (Leonard) HAIL!
9:22 Glenn31
(Amy) : *knees Harold in the groin*
9:22 Lettucecow
(Harold) D:
9:23 Glenn31
(Taylor) : Ugh! It's all your fault we're here again mom! You're so old and slow (Kelly) : I'm sorry sweetie, I'm just not at the right age for all this running
Totaldramalego has joined the chat. 9:23 Lettucecow ohai 9:23 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : Again they go :/
9:23 Glenn31
(Taylor) : Then WHY did you sign up for this show with me? I could've done it with Britney but noooo
you missed an episode :I 9:23 Totaldramalego hi sorry im late 9:24 Lettucecow it's cool 9:24 Glenn31 no problem who do you play again? Dwayne and Junior are out 9:24 Totaldramalego
(Crimson) and (Mary)
I think wait 9:24 Glenn31 k 9:24 Totaldramalego lemme see 9:24 TrueCobalion Totaldramalego does play Crimson 9:25 Totaldramalego k 9:25 Glenn31
(Taylor) : Ugh. We're gonna get booted off early and it'll be all your fault Mom
9:25 TrueCobalion And Mary 9:25 Glenn31
(Kelly) : -_-
9:25 Totaldramalego What do they have to do? 9:25 Glenn31 nothing yet it's the start of the episode 9:25 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *slips off top of the plane and hits face on wing*
9:25 Glenn31 they're on the plane to the next location
(Amy) : *casually stuffs one of Brick's gym socks into Zoey's mouth* (Zoey) : *doesn't even notice* Z z Z z Z
9:26 Totaldramalego
(Crimson) Fucking annoying twats.
9:26 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : Hey isn't that- (Brick) : *giggles a bit*
9:26 Totaldramalego
(Ennui) *nods*
9:26 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : *run back a few seats*
9:26 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Alright, so based on our general health today, and the location in which we're competing
9:26 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *playing music and shit again*
9:26 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : I'd say we have a 59% chance of coming in first place today
9:27 Lettucecow
(felix) I got a 58.7%
9:27 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Trent lets not mess up this time
9:27 Lettucecow
(felix) *petting cinnamon*
9:27 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : So did I, I just rounded it to the nearest whole number
9:27 Totaldramalego
(Mary) We need to win this time, (Ellody) I know.
9:27 Glenn31
(Ellody) : Based on OUR calculations we have a 68.599% chance of winning
HTEWORIDFOFHV 9:27 Totaldramalego oops 9:27 Glenn31
:P
9:28 Totaldramalego
(Mary) Thats good.
9:28 Lettucecow
(felix) *conf* Those other guys are a bit of showoffs, aren't they?
9:28 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : That's odd. Isn't that the airport there? Why aren't we landing? (Scarlett) : *conf* Mhm (Scarlett) : *conf* We need to show them who the real geniuses are!
9:28 TrueCobalion
(jo) : I'm the queen of the world still *t pose*
9:28 Lettucecow
(Felix) YEAH!
9:28 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : *begins laughing at Jo's stupid pose*
9:28 Glenn31
(Amy) : Hey she's right, why aren't we landing?
9:29 Lettucecow
(jay) *hanging from the plane still* WE PASSED THE AIRPORT?
9:29 Glenn31
(Owen) : *farting and such* (Scott) : -_-
9:29 Lettucecow
(jay) ARE WE BEING ABDUCTED???
9:29 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Omg we're going the wrong way!
9:29 Glenn31
(Don) : ATTENTION PASSENGERS (Don) : We are about to arrive at our next destination
9:29 Lettucecow Skipp:ALIENDOLPHINSFROMTHEFUTURE!!!!!!!!! 9:29 Glenn31
(Don) : But the airport happens to be a 2 hour drive from Brasov
9:29 Totaldramalego
(Mary) Oh phew.
9:29 Lettucecow
(dave) no.
9:29 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : THE HAX!
9:29 Glenn31
(Don) : and we just hate to be an inconvenience (Don) : Soooooo
- the door opens*
9:30 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : I ain't havin that! *jumps off* GERONIMO!!!
9:30 Lettucecow
(cody) Called it.
9:30 Glenn31
(Amy) : 0-0 (Amy) : He's not serious, is he?
9:30 Totaldramalego
(Mary) AHHHHH *is sucked out*
9:30 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : WAIT FOR MEEEE *dives through*
9:30 Glenn31
(Don) : Yep, I am
9:30 Lettucecow
(Jared) YEAH! *takes a parachute and jumps out* WHOOOOOOOOOOO!
9:30 Glenn31
(Don) : Better grab a parachute
9:30 Totaldramalego
(Crimson) *walks and jumps out*
9:30 Lettucecow
(CODY) ALRIGHTY JARED! *jumps out*
9:30 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *rides on his guitar because logic* (Gwen) : *leap of faith*
9:30 Glenn31
(Amy) : Ugh. And here I thought he was decent *grabs a parachute and jumps* (Zoey) : *sleepwalks off the plane*
- all my bitches jump tbh*
9:31 Totaldramalego
(Ennui) *follows Crimson*
9:31 Lettucecow
(Jay) *the rope holding them to the plane breaks, he and mickey fall down* (Jay) We're dead when we hit the ground. (Mickey) yeo.
- yep
9:31 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *opens the parachute* (Scarlett) : *catches Jay and Mickey* (Scarlett) : You two are.. surprisingly light
9:31 TrueCobalion
(jo) : Hey! You guys are like tiny birds up there :D
9:31 Lettucecow
(Jay) Thanks.
9:31 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : Well you look like an ant down there! (Jo) : :C
9:31 Glenn31
(Amy) : *lands*
9:31 Totaldramalego
(Crimson) *listening to music and falling*
9:31 Lettucecow (Skipp) *floating down on a parachute, with dave holding onto his legs* OMGTHISISSOOOOOOSCARYOMGOMGOMGOMG
(Dave) FML.
9:32 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *lands on tree*
9:32 Totaldramalego
(Ennui) *stares at the camera*
9:32 Glenn31
(Owen) : *is too heavy for his parachute* GSRHEOESDHFJEHFBDGJ
9:32 Totaldramalego
(Crimson) *hits a tree*
9:32 Glenn31
(Scott) : *casually falling* -_-
9:32 Lettucecow
(vin) *flapping his arms like wings while billy is weighing his parachute down* OH COME ON!
9:32 Glenn31
(Don) : Everybody on the ground?
9:32 Lettucecow
(Billy) *holdings a backpack filled of cheese*
9:33 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : *flipping very fast*
9:33 Totaldramalego
(Mary) *smashes her head into the ground (Mary) OW!
9:33 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : Hey guys! Gwen is a helicopt- *crashes into ground* (Jo) : *lands feet first*
9:33 Glenn31
(Don) : Welcome to Brasov!
9:33 Lettucecow
(Harold) *faceplants on the ground, leonard lands on him*
9:33 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : I beat you, ladies.
9:33 Glenn31
(Don) : Today's challenge will partly be taking place in (Don) : DRACULA'S CAASSTLLLLLE! *thunder sound*
9:33 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *jumps out of tree*
9:33 Lettucecow
(vin) Once again
9:33 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Where's the thunder? It's sunny out :/
9:33 Lettucecow
(vin) ya don't say?
9:33 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Ooh yeah real scary :/
9:34 Totaldramalego
(Crimson) Fuck that bullshit.
9:34 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *grabs stick from tree* I am ready
9:34 Glenn31
(Don) : Inside the castle, you will be looking for a key (Don) : What does this key open you ask? (Don) : Why, only the most deadly thing known to man
9:34 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Lemme guess, a fucking apple?
9:34 Lettucecow
(cody) the key to your mother-in-laws house?
9:34 Glenn31
(Don) : ONE OF DRACULA'S TOYOTA HYBRIIIIIIDS! *thunder*
9:35 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : 2spooky4me
9:35 Glenn31
(Sugar) : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
9:35 Totaldramalego
(Crimson) wow didn't see that coming
9:35 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : lol what
9:35 Glenn31
(Don) : Each of you will take a car, and endure the 2 hour drive to the airport (Don) : But Dracula's trusty mechanic's a little lazy (Don) : So some cars will work better than others
9:36 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Great, a guessing game (Gwen) : Just what I fucking expected
9:36 Glenn31
(Don) : Emma and Kitty, you won an advantage in Madrid (Don) : You will recieve a GPS (Don) : *hands them a GPS* (Emma) : ^_^ (Don) : The rest of you will have to work with crudely drawn possible accurate maps that are stashed in the glove compartment (Amy) : What does this have to do with vampires? (Don) : Hybrids are electric cars
9:37 Lettucecow
(vin) maybe cause it's in DRACULA'S CASTLE
9:37 Glenn31
(Don) : It's not natural man!
9:37 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Where the fuck is the electric >:O
9:38 Glenn31
(Don) : Don't worry, we phoned ahead to make sure all the cars were fully charged
9:38 Totaldramalego
(Crimson) Up your annoying fucking ass.
9:38 Glenn31
(Don) : But I never got a confirmation they they WERE charged, so...
9:38 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : No Vin, its like this... DRACULA'S CAAAAAAAAASTLE!!! *thunder sound because lol*
9:38 Lettucecow
(vin) No.
9:38 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *eyes roll*
9:38 Glenn31
(Don) : No public transport, because you'll be in cars (Don) : As usual the first to arrive will get first class and an advantage at our next location
9:39 Lettucecow
(dave) Great. we get the jist, lets go
9:39 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Lets go!
9:39 Lettucecow Skip:OMGOMGOMGOMGSOEXITECOMGOMGOMGOGM 9:39 Glenn31
(Don) : The last to arrive will be eliminated (Don) : And they can never come back (Don) : EVER!
9:39 Lettucecow
(Dave) *glances at skipp* Thank god.
9:39 Glenn31
(Don) : And try not to run into any of Crimson and Ennui's distant relatives. They're just as unfriendly and scary as these two (Don) : Now GO! (Amy) : *runs into the castle*
9:40 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : *grabs Jo and sprints off*
9:40 Glenn31
(Sugar) : YEEHAW! *runs in*
9:40 Lettucecow um 9:40 Glenn31
(Taylor) : HURRY UP MOM!
9:40 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) and (Trent) : *runs in*
9:40 Lettucecow aren't they getting into cars oh wait 9:40 Glenn31 they need keys 9:40 Totaldramalego
(Crimson) and (Ennui) *run into the castle*
9:40 Lettucecow nvm yeah 9:40 TrueCobalion the keys bleh 9:40 Lettucecow
(vin) *walks in*
9:40 Glenn31
(Emma) : *looking around* Keys keys keys
9:40 Lettucecow
(vin) Same plan billy.
9:41 Totaldramalego
(Mary) Come on Ellody! *runs into the castle*
9:41 Lettucecow
(billy) Okay vinny :D (vin) Stop calling me that.
9:41 Glenn31
(Kitty) : Emma, this painting's eyes are moving
9:41 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : Gwen I think you find map then I find keys
9:41 Glenn31
(Emma) : Ugh, stop hallucinating and help me!
9:41 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : >.>
9:41 Glenn31
(Don) : The maps are in the cars (Kitty) : Ok...
9:41 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : Oh.
9:41 Totaldramalego
(Mary) According to my calculations...
9:41 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : Come with me gwen.
9:41 Lettucecow
(harold) THIS IS JUST LIKE A DUNGEON! (Leonard) I HOPE IT HAS A DRAGON!
9:42 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : *looks at painting*
9:42 Totaldramalego
(Mary) The key for our car would be hidden in the *gulps* basement.
9:42 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *takes out a portable metal detector*
9:42 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Stupid painting! It keeps staring at me! *rips it up*
9:42 Glenn31
(Ellody) : D:
9:42 Lettucecow
(felix) YAY! Good idea scarlett!
9:42 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : Jo wait calm the fuck down
9:42 Totaldramalego
(Crimson) *Looks around*
9:42 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : No its suspicious
9:42 Lettucecow
(Jay) hmm... I don't see a key anywhere
9:42 Totaldramalego
(Mary) *opens the basement door*
9:42 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : Ugh
9:43 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *beep beep af* I found something
9:43 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *goes into a room*
9:43 Totaldramalego
(Mary) *slowly walks downstairs*
9:43 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *sees something shiny*
9:43 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *pulls up a floorboard*
9:43 Lettucecow
(Harold) *pokes a painting, and it falls off, revealing a secret chamber* THE DUNGEONS ENTRANCE!
9:43 Glenn31
(Zombie) : *wearing a tinfoil hat* BLERHGH!
9:43 Totaldramalego
(Mary) *smashes into a key rack where she feels one key*
9:43 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Its just metal. But I'll pick it up...
9:43 Lettucecow
(Leonard) LET US PREPARE FOR THIS LEVEL!
9:43 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : WHAT THE HELL
9:43 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : Is it...
9:43 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *shoves that floorboard back on
9:43 Totaldramalego
(Mary) I found i Ellody! Lets go!
9:44 Glenn31
(Ezekiel) : X_X
9:44 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : A key?
9:44 Glenn31
(Ellody) : Good work! I'll drive (Scarlett) : Oh, here's a key!
9:44 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : Alright lets go!
9:44 Lettucecow
(Harold) OH IT IS A KEY! PERFECT! *gets it and starts running out*
9:44 Glenn31
(Emma) : Found one!
9:44 Lettucecow
(vin) NOW!
9:44 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *rips off aa painting and finds a key*
9:44 Totaldramalego
(Ennui) *takes out a magnet and searches the wall*
9:44 Lettucecow
(billy) *tackles harold and mauls him*
9:44 Glenn31
(Kitty) : Found another (Emma) : Take it with us :P
9:44 Lettucecow
(HAROLD) OW OW OW OW!
9:44 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *running for a hybrid*
9:44 Totaldramalego
(Crimson) THERE! *Points to a plant*
9:44 Lettucecow
(vin) *him and billy run off to a car*
9:44 Glenn31
(Emma) and (Kitty) : *gets in the cat*
9:44 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *jumps in the first one he sees*
9:44 Totaldramalego
(Ennui) *breaks a vase and gets a key*
9:44 Glenn31 IN THE CAT MY GOD 9:45 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *jumps in a car*
9:45 Lettucecow
(vin) *puts the key in* ...IT'S NOT CHARGED!
9:45 Totaldramalego
(Crimson) Lets go!
9:45 Glenn31
(Emma) : *starts the engine* These hybrids are so unnaturaly quiet
9:45 Lettucecow
(vin) UGH! Oh wait...
9:45 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : *reads map* Why the fuck is my map a smiley face
9:45 Lettucecow
(VIN) *gets a piece of cheese out of billy's pocket*
9:45 Glenn31
(Amy) : *finds a key and drives off af*
9:45 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : You're reading it wrong *drives*
9:45 Totaldramalego
(Crimson) *drives*
9:45 Glenn31 Emma's GPS: In 100 yards, turn left 9:45 Lettucecow
(vin) *takes a carseat and ties it billy's back, then jumps, on and holds the cheese in front of him*
9:45 Glenn31
(Emma) : Oh how I love winning!
9:46 Lettucecow
(billy) CHEEESE!!!!!!!!!1 *starts runnign*
9:46 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *puts key in and drives*
9:46 Totaldramalego
(Mary) turn on your first left!
9:46 Lettucecow
(vin) AHAHA! THERE WE GO!
9:46 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : Where do we go Gwen?
9:46 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *setting up an Electro-Magnetic Pulse thingy*
9:46 Lettucecow
(Dave) *him and skipp get in a car*
9:46 Totaldramalego
(Crimson) Ok. It says here to turn left. Lets go.
9:46 Lettucecow Skipp:LETSDOTHIS 9:46 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : umm cut through those trees on the right
9:46 Totaldramalego
(Ennui) *drives*
9:46 Lettucecow
(Dave) for once I agree.
9:46 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *turns it on as they go past Emma and Kitty's car*
- both the cars stop*
(Emma) : OH COME ON!
9:47 Lettucecow
(vin) *passes all of them on billy* CYA LATER LOSERS!
9:47 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *drives through trees and shit as Brick and Jo's car drives*
9:47 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Crap! I forgot these were electric!
9:47 Lettucecow
(billy) HI ;D
9:47 Totaldramalego
(Ennui) *turns left, but the controls are messed up so they turn right*
9:47 Glenn31 GPS: *shuts off* 9:47 TrueCobalion
- Jo's car stop* Fuck!
9:47 Totaldramalego
(Crimson) TURN RIGHT.
9:47 Glenn31
(Emma) : (twitch)
9:47 TrueCobalion Oops
(Jo) : Fuck!
9:47 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : COME ON START!
9:47 Totaldramalego
(Ennui) *turns right*
9:47 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : We're running lets go!
9:47 Glenn31
(Ellody) : *drives past* EMP on an electric car? How silly of you
9:48 Totaldramalego
(Mary) The airport is just up ahead.
9:48 Glenn31
(Ellody) : It's a two hour drive...
9:48 TrueCobalion
(Trent) and (Gwen) : Oh shit I don't have control!
9:48 Lettucecow
(Jay) Alright..we're here! *goes to get into the car, but gets smacked itto dave and skipp's car and flies away*
9:48 Glenn31
(Ellody) : We just left
9:48 Totaldramalego bish they have been driving so shhh 9:48 Glenn31
:P
nah give it a couple more minutes 9:48 TrueCobalion
- Trent/Gwen's car begins spinning out*
9:48 Lettucecow
(vin) AHAHA! WE'RE IN THE LEAD! NICE JOB BILLY!
9:48 Glenn31
(Don) : The airport is about 1 hour away from the leading car*
9:48 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : BREAAKK BREAAAAK!
9:48 Lettucecow
(jay) *him and mickey land on billy's carseat* (vin) WHAT THE-
9:48 Glenn31
(Emma) : *starts the car and drives off*
9:49 TrueCobalion
(Jo) and (Brick) : *jumps on
9:49 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : OH COME ON!
9:49 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : We missed!
9:49 Lettucecow
(jAY) Sorry.
9:49 Totaldramalego
(Ennui) *turns right* (Crimson) We can do it!
9:49 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : *grabs Ennui's car* Hold on!
9:49 Glenn31
(Amy) : Zoey, which way do we turn here?
9:49 Lettucecow
(vin) GET OFF! *picks them up and throws them into the whieldshild of ellody's car*
9:49 Glenn31
(Zoey) : Um....... jonnor
9:49 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *drives through more trees*
9:49 Glenn31
(Amy) : What? (Zoey) : I mean straight
9:49 Lettucecow
(mickey) ow.
9:49 Glenn31
(Amy) : *goes straight*
9:50 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Watch out!!! *drives into a hybrid*
9:50 Glenn31
(Sugar) : *speeding while listening to craptry* YEEEEEEHAWWWWW! (Izzy) : *even she hates this music* (sick)
9:50 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : Forget it leave them! Thats one down! *drives off*
9:50 Lettucecow
(Leonard) *in a hybrid driving* LETS PUT ON SOME QUESTING MUSIC!
9:50 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *starts the car and speeds off af*
9:50 Lettucecow
(Harold) I HAVE THE SOUNDTRACK OF SKYRIM ON CD! (Leonard) (:D)
9:50 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : *gets up on Ennui's car* Get ready!
9:51 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *tosses Felix a tablet* Get a GPS app on this
9:51 Lettucecow
(Felix) On it!
9:51 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *punches Brick* Shut up!
9:51 Lettucecow
(felix) annddd there we go!
9:51 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *throws guitar behind*
9:51 Glenn31
(Kelly) : *singing in the car* AND I SAY HEYYYYYAYAYYYAYAYY HEYYYYAAAYAYYY (Taylor) : *facepalm*
9:52 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : *hears Kelly's singing* Shut the fuck up pleas!
9:52 Lettucecow
(hAROLD) This makes me want to do some real questing for some soda! (Leonard) theres a shop right there! (harold) QUEST BEGIN! (harold) *they get out of the car and walk into the shop*
9:52 Glenn31
(Don) : It seems Harold and Leonard have taken.. a break?
9:52 Lettucecow
(Leonard) You guys have mtn dew?
9:52 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : Oh boy we see some buildings
9:53 Glenn31
(Amy) : I SEE A CITY
9:53 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : *surfing on Ennui's car with Jo* Over there! THE CITY!
9:53 Lettucecow shopkeeper: *says "take them hostage" in romanian* 9:53 Glenn31 damn 9:53 Lettucecow
(harold) it's in the back?
9:53 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : *falls off* Fuck!
9:53 Lettucecow
(Leonard) What?
9:53 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Brick god dammit!
9:53 Glenn31
(Emma) : *lost af* (Emma) : WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!
9:53 Totaldramalego
(Mary) WTF
9:53 Lettucecow
(harold) Hey...don't you remember don said gypsies might capture us?
9:53 Glenn31
(Kitty) : I don't know, we didn't get a map
9:53 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *jumps off and gets Brick* Is this bosnav?*
9:54 Lettucecow
(leonard) Yeah? so?
- a bunch of people dogpile on leonard and harold*
9:54 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : *runs* I don't know!
9:54 Totaldramalego
(Crimson) *Turn down Hogenshnouff Avenue.
9:54 Lettucecow
(leonard) oh. (Harold) CRAP.
9:54 Glenn31
(Ellody) : *speeds past the goths tbh*
9:54 TrueCobalion
- some people grab Gwen*
9:54 Lettucecow
(vin) *arrives*
9:54 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : I'M NOT A VAMPIRE! GET OFF ME!
9:54 Totaldramalego
(Mary) Nice!
9:54 Lettucecow
(vin) I see it billy!
9:54 Glenn31
(Don) : VIN AND BILLY HAVE ARRIVED FIRST
9:54 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *kicks a person and grabs Gwen*
9:55 Lettucecow
(billy) *bucks vin off* (vin) HEY! YOUR NOT A HORSE!
9:55 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : I see it! Lets go!
9:55 Glenn31
(Amy) : *hears this on the radio* OH COME ONNNN!
9:55 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *trips* Damn it!
9:55 Glenn31
(Don) : Now it's a race for last place!
9:55 Totaldramalego
(Crimson) *Arrives* (Ennui) *arrives*
9:55 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *passes Brick* We made it! *Arrives with Gwen* (Gwen) : Nice!
9:55 Glenn31
(Ellody) : *arrives* (Scarlett) : *arrives*
9:55 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : *barges through the airport*
9:56 Lettucecow
(Dave) *him and skipp arrive, with jay and mickey sitting on the top of their car, knocked out*
9:56 Glenn31
(Sugar) : *arrives*
9:56 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : *arrives*
9:56 Totaldramalego
(Mary) *arrives*
9:56 Glenn31
(Taylor) : *arrives* (Amy) : *arrives*
9:56 Lettucecow
(cody) WE'RE HERE JARED1 (Jared) (:D)
9:56 Glenn31
(Bianca) and (Brianna) : *arrive even tho they've done nothing* (Don) : That looks to be everyone (Don) : Who's missing?
9:56 Lettucecow
(harold) *him and leonard wake up in a room, tied up* (Harold) CRAP. (Leonard) ...
9:57 Glenn31
(Amy) : Emma and Kitty and Leonard and Harold (Emma) : *in the city*
9:57 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Where are they anyway?
9:58 Lettucecow
(harold) Why do you guys have forks?
9:58 Glenn31
(Don) : It's down to Emma and Kitty, and Leonard and Harold. The last one to arrive is out!
9:58 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : I bet they were caught by those gypsy guys *giggling*
9:58 Lettucecow
(Harold) are we staying for dinner?
9:58 Glenn31
(Emma) : *arrives*
9:58 Lettucecow
(Leonard) ooh, that'd be nice
9:58 Totaldramalego
(Crimson) *speaks to the locals*
9:58 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : *beat boxing and shit*
9:58 Glenn31
(Kitty) : FROM FIRST PLACE TO SECOND LAST (Emma) : *is about to literally murder Scarlett tbh* (Emma) : *conf with Kitty* That four-eyed ginger sweater-wearing freak! We were in the lead
9:59 Lettucecow
(dave) Um. those 2 geeks aren't yet
9:59 Glenn31
(Don) : So that means Leonard and Harold are out! (Don) : Where are they anyway?
9:59 Totaldramalego
(Crimson) They were kidnapped.
9:59 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : They might be dead
9:59 Glenn31
(Don) : *takes out an iPad* Their car's pulled up at.... oh no
10:00 Totaldramalego
(Crimson) The locals said that they kidnap any Americans that look like failures at life.
10:00 Glenn31
(Don) : A gypsy camp! (Don) : Oh well :I
10:00 Lettucecow
- the scene shifts to the room where leonard and harold are in, leonards beard and harold's glasses are sitting on a table, with a boiling human-size pot cooking behind it*
10:00 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : One team down *celebratory dance*
10:00 Glenn31 jesus 10:00 TrueCobalion oops
:/
10:00 Glenn31
(Don) : Anyway, here's your tickets (Taylor) : Ew, Dublin?
10:01 Lettucecow
(vin) DUBLIN? EWWWWWWWWWWW
10:01 TrueCobalion
(Gwen) : Ireland? Better than Transyl-fucking-vania...
10:01 Lettucecow
(DAVE) Dublin? Ew,
10:01 TrueCobalion
(Jo) : Dublin? Fuck
10:01 Lettucecow
(Jay) Dublin? Ew.
10:01 TrueCobalion
(Brick) : Dublin? Paddy...
10:01 Lettucecow
(Mickey) it could be fun
10:01 Totaldramalego
(Crimson) Lets go.
10:01 Lettucecow
(jay) no.,
10:01 Glenn31
(Amy) : Dublin.... I can smell the drugs and beer already (Don) : Our next location is Dublin!
10:02 Lettucecow
(felix) what do you think happened to leonard and harold?
10:02 Glenn31
(Don) : What's gonna happen there? Who knows? (Don) : Find out next time on (Don) : The Ridonculous Race!
10:02 TrueCobalion
(Trent) : Rip in pepperoni the geeks
10:02 Glenn31
(stop) THIS EPISODE HAS ENDED (stop)